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//Bloodletting 1.1//






//Location: New England, NYC//


“ We forgive those who trespass against us, and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil.”

The priest opens his rheumy eyes, placing one hand on the leather bible, as the casket is lowered into the damp yawning earth.

“ Amen,” Eric says along with everyone else attending the funeral. The word comes out awkwardly, as if he’s learning to speak for the first time. The procession is private and small. Too small, Eric thinks. Jamal deserves a better crowd in his mind. He can count the number of attendees on his fingers and he can recognise fewer faces in the stony faced crowd. Hannibal would have come but he was busy rooting out a group of Adze in Venezuela.

It is a matter of respect that they have attended Jamal’s funeral. Vampire hunting is a profession that demands few friendships and personal relationships. So, Eric doesn’t know whether his apprenticeship with the old hunter was a blessing or a mistake. It feels more and more like the latter as his grave, an old mouldy wooden casket, is lowered into the earth.

He and the veteran vampire hunter had made several bets about how he would end up dying, making potshots at each other about the most ridiculous ways that they could go down fighting the bloodsuckers.

He’d never imagine it would be something banal as prostate cancer.

It wasn’t a thing he could behead with a blade, impale with a wooden stake or burned with napalm. It was pure coincidence. Chance. The same chance that had made him a dhampir, met with Jamal and now, watch him die a slow and wretched death in the ICU.

He was tempted, dammit, tempted to Turn him. Make him whole again, but, he’d be spitting on Jamal’s memory if he did that and damn his soul forever to the blackest pits of hell. It was selfish, he knew it was selfish, Jamal taught him it was the most selfish thing he could do, every molecule in his being knew that embracing his true nature would be his downfall.

So, why was he disgusted with himself?

Someone taps his shoulder. He turns around and takes a look at who did it. Her features are aristocratic, the contours of her face cut like a marble statue. Her long blonde hair is tied into a plait that rests on her left shoulder. She’s dressed in a more well-maintained trench coat than his with considerably less dried blood along with a better tie. Slate gimlets look at him from under the veil of her funeral hat.

“ So, you must be Jamal’s protege that I’ve heard so much about.” She stuck out a hand. “ I believe I haven’t introduced myself before. My name is -”

“ You’re the Van Helsing,” Eric gruffly remarked.

“ Not a man for pleasantries, are we?” She continued forth, a note of irritation passing away in her melodic accent. “ Yes, I am Rachel Van Helsing and you are Eric Brooks. The Blade. That is what others of your kind refer to you as?”

“ They’re not my people.”

“ My apologies. I didn’t mean to offend.” She replied back in a tone that didn’t sound the least bit sorry at all. “ I was quite saddened when I heard about his death, although it must have been more of a shock to you, given that you spent more time with him than all of us combined. Most of us knew him as a man who preferred the company of himself rather than others. When the news spread that he was taking on a dhampir as an apprentice, we thought it was a joke. Seeing you in the flesh, though……..” Rachel kept quiet for a moment before continuing on. “ Nevertheless, he was a highly respected hunter amongst us. His accomplishments were legendary. Being chosen to be under his tutelage must have been quite the honor for you. For a dhampir. ”

Did he hear….bitterness in her voice? She turned her head away, looking towards a nearby thicket that had two stumps in the middle of it. One had been swallowed up by the foliage and grass, the bark bleeding grass, whilst the other had a clear shoot erupting from its center.

“ You could say that,” Eric muttered.

“ I have to ask, though.” Rachel paused and speaks with a note of curiosity. “ Who was Jamal to you?”

“ He was my….” Eric briefly paused, struggling to find the right words. How could he encapsulate his and Jamal’s relationship in one single sentence. Father figure. Teacher. Savior. Companion. Coworker. Boss. So much of his life had been dictated by Jamal and now, he felt somewhat directionless, a man in a maze.

“ He was my light.”

Eventually, he was the only one left standing amongst the hundreds of dead rotting in the dirt. Outliving your friends, your family…...did Dracula have to witness this same shit repeat over and over again? No wonder that fucker’s tantrum decimated most of Europe.

There were too many memories here in New York. Too much of the past closing up on him like a coffin. He looks down at the nickel plated 44. revolver Jamal handed to him. He flips open the barrel, the blessed silver rounds glinting like diamonds in the apertures. He takes a look around, cocks the revolver and lifts it gingerly towards himself, his hand shaking.

“ Well, there you fucking are.” A voice like cracked glass pierced the miasma of solitude. “ Hard one to find, aren’t ya, you little shit.”

Eric twirls around, his trenchcoat flapping as he points the revolver towards the source of the noise. It’s an old geezer who looks more mummy than man. His skin is cracked and withered, the cataracts underneath his horseshoe shades almost seem to glow in the dawn night and he can hear the wet unsteady rasps of his lungs, like a machine past its warranty. Yet, the polished beech staff clasped in between his knobbled fingers is planted in the dirt like a fence post and his spine is straight and unyielding like an oak tree.

Eric holsters the revolver and grumbles the stranger’s name with distaste.

“ Stick.”

The Sanguine Symphony 1.1








Normal Sunday mornings usually didn’t begin with poking dead bodies.

In the line of work as a vampire hunter, nothing was sacred and acting ignorant of that truth was a fool’s gambit. Fighting against the forces of the night for Eric sometimes felt like keeping a candle alight in a blizzard. The wax dwindled, the wick shriveled and the flame dimmed but the light was there and having a candle in a snowstorm was better than no candle at all.

Telling himself that doesn’t seem to matter as the corpse’s lifeless pupils penetrated through his shades, almost accusing. The surgical bay around them has been vacated under the pretense of a foot surgery and not for medical malpractice as Whistler flicks her penlight into the victim’s mouth as if she’s searching for treasure. The old vampire hunter’s last eye flicks back and forth in its socket with an unnerving energy.

The corpse was a grisly mess. The cheeks are sunken in like a mummy, lips flecked with dried blood and spit as the tongue is rolled out, askew to one side of his cheek. Their Nirvana band t-shirt is stained in the middle, a dark bloom of blood tinging the yellow fabric a ruddy brown. His crotch is mincemeat and the right knee is twisted like how a child would play with a barbie doll. It’s that type of crap that makes his blood boil. All that mighty vampire clan talk of honour and status didn’t matter in Eric’s eyes when all he saw them do was play with their food like some vindictive feral house cat. A tag was wrapped around his right foot with “Evan Langley” written on it hurriedly with a marker pen. It was no one that he’d never know in the short list of people that were willing to put up with him.

There was a burst of conversation outside the bay doors which momentarily made him freeze. Whistler paused in the middle of her medical examination, looking at Blade and putting two fingers on her lips. His hand was locked around the grip of the sliver parang in his belt scabbard whilst Whistler toyed with the derringer on her arm holster. The chatter faded and with that, the tension seeped out of both their frames and Whistler resumed her work.

“ So? What’s it look like?” He speaks up, leaning against a wall.

“ Well, satch, like I said before, if it walks like a duck, acts like a duck and talks like a duck, a duck is a duck.” Whistler glumly spoke, unconcerned with the human blood on his fingers and washing it off in the nearby sink as if she was a foreman at work. “ You didn’t need to call me all the way out here for my opinion. This is as textbook as it can get.”

“ You sure we never shot a few geese while duck hunting before?” Blade questioned, prodding the bite wound around the neck curiously with a finger.

“ Satch, I poked around every nook and cranny he had to offer. You know the signs. Miniscule puncture wounds on the right carotid. No abdominal swelling. Dried skin. Obvious as I’ve ever seen it. Who else could have done this?”

“ You forget the fact that it ain’t a complete exsanguination. Any vampire worth their salt would have drained the body dry as a husk.”

“ Minor detail, satch.” There was a skip in Whistler’s voice, either of amusement or doubt. He chose to believe it was the former. She began packing the various metal instruments she took out into a blanket before zipping it up into a toolbox. “ It doesn’t take a genius to put it together. This town has the largest vampire population in the south and everyone’s out drinking and having fun in the biggest festival this side of the bayou. Simple as 1 plus 1.”

“ Are we sure it ain’t a ghoul?”

“ Ghouls like ripping more than they like sipping, satch.”

“ Chupacabra.”

“ The South hasn’t seen them in decades and they don’t like coastal regions.”

“ Loup-garou.”

“ S-seriously?” There was a loud guffaw from Whistler followed by a hacking wheeze. She then zipped up the toolbox and shook her head, fixing him with a tired stare of derision.

“ Satch, ever heard of Occam’s razor? You’re making this a hell of a lot more complicated than it needs to be. We just have to figure out which vampire would be stupid enough to tweak the nose of every clan in this swamp and break a century old tradition. Hell, we’ve had some personal experience with a very well known independent in these parts….”

They didn’t even need to say the name as Eric rubbed his palm over the right side of his neck, hairs tingling, as he remembered those fateful words.....

I’m a dead man, vampire slayer, yet I embrace my fate. a man who is stuck between two savage worlds.

“ It’s a possibility. He fled his ass up-state the last time we met, though. He’s gone.” Whistler’s raised eyebrow wasn’t giving him any confidence when he said that. Looking to change the subject, Eric pointed towards the body. “ Did you glean anything else from him?”

“ Oh yeah. I almost forgot.” Whistler fished a waspy square of yellow paper out of her pocket and handed it to him. “ Found this in the back of their jeans.” She paused before smiling sheepishly. “ And a roll of 20s.”

He took it from her and looked at it closer. The way it had been folded in the man’s pocket made it almost unreadable but he could make out one sentence on top of a image of a poured chalice of wine.

“ You are cordially invited to the Crimson Carnival. Purview exotic offerings and indulge in the finest of New Orleans culture at 8 PM on this Friday at Callan Contemporary.”

SHOW TICKET AT ENTRANCE



So, that was how he died. Eric crumpled it as he considered the new facts in front of him. The outline of a basic plan formed in his mind as he rubbed the remains of the paper in between his fingers, reducing it to shreds.

It would be fun to visit the Warehouse District after so long.



Once the rest of the humans had departed the gallery, the pristine white hallways and industrial concrete floors were for once absent of the conversations of rich investors and the chimes of champagne glasses. It was here that Dalton found a semblance of peace and something resembling sleep. It had been a full moon since he was turned and already, he found his former human falliabilities wanting. It was after the first day he turned when he realised he could no longer hear his heartbeat. It took weeks to realise that he no longer found the tastes of his favourite steakhouse appetising. Worst of all were the restless nights where he could no longer fall asleep.

But it was a small price to pay for immortality. His clan head reassured him that it would take time for him to transition as all newly Turned did. Thus, they had him currently acting as a glorified security guard. If that was what his clan head desired of him, he could not deny his request. Dalton couldn’t help but feel as thought it was a position unbefitting of his current. He should have been out on more pertinent missions with the clan, helping expanding their interests towards the northern states rather than assist with local recruitment.

His partner didn’t seem to mind, though. Eddie Baxter was a veteran of the clan, one who had found comfort in the hierarchy and had no ambition to move up the chain of command. They were in the midst of a conversation as they patrolled through an open area of a gallery where a bronze statue depicting the features of a man contorted in agony were illuminated by an overhead spotlight.

“ So, what did she taste like?”

“ Oh, fine. Had a bit of a fruity zest but I blame the swill the cattle put into their system.” Eddie stopped and then pulled out another box of cigars. He grabbed one with his teeth and then offered the box towards Dalton. “ Smoke?”

Dalton murmured a thanks as he took out two cigars and placed it in between his gums, letting Eddie flick open the lighter and char the tips. He took a lick of the aged tobacco, the warmth of the fumes suffusing his frigid blood. He and Eddie had gone through their fourth box this night out of pure boredom. Their lungs were probably full of tar by now but if there was one positive thing about being Turned, it was that vampires were nigh immune to intoxication and most drugs that humans were susceptible to.

Most new recruits learnt that the hard way when they were found trying to drink their sorrows at the nearest bar in the French Quarter.

They turned around into a right corridor that was still in the middle of construction, plaster walls and tarps thrown onto the ground with numerous oil paintings leaning onto the side of the walls. It was when Eddie grabbed him and then forcefully pushed him back from taking another step. His eyes looked at Eddie accusingly for an explanation but Eddie shook his head and then, slowly allowed him to peek over the corner.

There was a man in a trenchcoat. His brown hair was dressed in a bushy afro and he had a gangly figure where his arms seemed to grow off the side like tree branches.His back was currently turned towards them as he examined a watercolour canvas painting hanging on the wall. There was something off about him that made Dalton shiver.

Eddie’s eyes, however, were slitted and narrowed as his tongue flitted out and began licking his lips hungrily. Dalton placed a hand on his partner’s shoulder and Eddie looked back questioningly at him.

“ Eddie, don’t. “ He whispered. “ I know what you’re thinking. It’s Mardi Gras.”

“ Oh, come on. “ Eddie rolled his eyes. “ Just one little snack. You and me. We’ll hide the body and no one will be the wiser. Look at my face and tell me that you can go teetotal all week for tradition sake.”

“ You know our orders, Ed. If you don’t - “

“ Screw you, man. If you aren’t going to do it, then, I’ll get rid of this stupid human.” Eddie snarled and then, confusion furrowed his brow as he looked towards the spot where the human once occupied. It was empty.

“ Hey, where did the cattle go?”

“ Right behind you.”

Dalton has known Eddie for a month now to know how good of a hunter he is. He’s watched him snap the necks of a dozen humans in a dozen heartbeats and wrestle unruly vampires from their clan with one hand tied behind his back. Outside of a few members in his clan, Eddie’s strength has always been an assurance to him that they were indestructible. That nothing or no one could kill a vampire and get away with it.

His perceptions are destroyed in three seconds.

One.

Eddie’s fanged mouth closing onto the stranger’s throat.

Two.

A flash of sliver so bright that it could be mistaken for sunlight.

Three.

Blood.

An ocean of it.

His eyes blink and there’s an eight foot blade of holy sliver lodged into the surface of the concrete floor. A gout of blood stains his midnight security uniform and everything around him in a eight foot radius scarlet. Eddie’s torso and legs are twirling apart in opposite directions, the two halves steaming like roast meat from where the metal cut . The blade wasn’t even in the realm of being called a sword. It was more of a guillotine than a weapon, a piece of metal that had been bent and buckled over time and centuries into something that could contain its primeval strength.

The shock wears off when the stranger...no...monster lifts the blade up and whips away the blood which seems to boil off and slide off the lustre. He hefts it on his shoulder and underneath those shades, the monster looks at him with a lazy stare, as if waiting for him to make his move.

So, Dalton runs.

And then, his entire world is fire.

His nose is filled with the acrid stench of garlic and urine as a jar of something is thrown towards his back, cracking open and spilling its contents all over him. He writhes in pain as the achilles heel for generations of vampires over millennia leeches into his skin and burns his veins. He howls, screaming for help and yelling countless curses into the air.

“ FUCK. ED! You bastard! When my clan hears about this, you and all your loved ones will be hunted to the ends of the earth!”

“ Funny. I stopped taking that threat seriously after I removed the head of the 200th vampire that told me that.” He feels a foot flip him over on his back. “ Or was it the 415th? I lost count.”

Dalton blinks the scalding mixture of his bloodshot and then examines the figure more closely who killed Eddie. The shadows of the exhibit blots out most of his features but he can see a full-toothed grin glinting in the dark, fangs pointing out eerily. The gears in Dalton’s mind turned as he began processing what just happened.

A vampire who killed his own kind.

A vampire who was known for killing his own kind with swords.

There’s only one individual in New Orleans who fits into the mould of countless horror stories and legends told to him by his fellow vampires.

“ You’re - No, it can’t be you. You’re not real!”

The Blade replied by lifting up his foot and stomping down on his left ankle. The bone fragmented underneath the heel of his ironshod boots into a thousand pieces and Dalton could only make a whine of pain, head leaning back in surrender. He felt fingers dig into his throat and then, slam him against a nearby wall.

“ Was that real enough for you? I came here because one of you bloodsuckers got uppity and decided to buck tradition for once.” The vampire slayer took a photo out of his sleeve and waved it in front of him. Blinking through the pain, Dalton saw that it was a close up photo of one of the cattle, their faces dried to a husk. “ Take a real good look at this. His name was Evan Langley. He took a visit to this exact same art gallery before one of you guys decided to drink him dry. Who did it?”

“ I don’t know! No feedings are allowed during Mardi Gras per the Rosarius Agreement signed by all clan heads in 18 -” There was a tear of flesh and Dalton screamed once more, his throat hoarse, as a inch-wide oaken stake was planted into his belly. “You fuck! You - you staked me!”

“ Correction. I staked you in your pancreas. That’s just four inches below where your heart is. Now, you better hope my aim’s off cause I don’t plan on missing the next time.” “ I know all that crap you bloodsuckers spoon feed to your members. Just because you don’t feed doesn’t mean you can’t do other shit during Mardi Gras. You were planning on turning someone who was visiting this little gallery of yours, weren’t you? Someone rich. High profile. A real upstanding human who you could use to add some muscle to your clan.”

“ Fine. Fine! You got us! We were using this gallery to search for viable targets, cattle who had enough money to finance our trafficking operations in the south! But this?! “ Dalton’s panicked eyes flickered to the photo still in Blade’s hand. “We’d never feed. Please. I’m telling you the truth!”

“ You better hope so or …….” Blade paused as his head turned to the left.




Eric could hear it. It wasn’t a single voice. No, it was dozens or hundreds of voices in some obscene choir, an amalgam that was stitched together in a twisted symphony. He let go of the vampire, letting him slump to the floor in an incoherent mess of whimpers and whispers.

A hooded person had just turned around the corner of the hall and was now looking at him. He pulled out a stake and realised that today’s night was going to be a long one.

“ Shit.”
The Watchmen show on HBO is easily the best piece of Watchmen material since the original graphic novel. It really understood the characters and did a lot to advance and add to their narratives. The plot kind of got away from it by the end, but 90% of it was some good shit.


Plus, it gave us this glorious chad.

1) The MCU version of Spider Man is a sick bastardization of the character. The recent movies have irrevocably glued his ass to Tony Stark and where he is right now has made him considerably unrecognizable from the grounded failings that most media depictions (including Marc Webb's) of Spider Man have done. Homecoming is by far the better of the two movies we got. Peter's been essentially transformed into a trust fund kid who has the resources of a billionaire company by his side and faces no financial or (consequential) social issues in the movies thus far. I feel like I can only relate to Peter on a superficial level in his more recent live action outings rather than on a deeper level.

2) Justice League: Dark Apokolips War is literally the shittiest crossover animation movie and manages to out-snyder Zack Snyder in terms of dreary grimdark crap.

3) Unbreakable = Best Live Action Superhero Movie Ever

4) Snyder's Watchmen isn't that bad. It's watchable and hell of a lot more better than the other pieces of Watchmen media out there (Looking at you, Doomsday Clock).

5) Injustice and everything related to it is the worst thing to happen to Superman, other than Man of Steel, and its popularization of Evil Superman into cultural consciousness is the most stupidest thing ever.

That's pretty much it.
1) Spider Man 2/Into the SpiderVerse

2) Unbreakable

3) Mask of the Phantasm
I am ashamed that not any one of you posted this fucking banger.



EDIT: Oh goddammit, nevermind. Passed by me earlier in this thread.

In that case, these other ones will do.



First Blade post made that sets up the character along with the setting of New Orleans. This is technically a prologue post that lays the foundation for what lies ahead.

Collab post with @Rapid Reader should be arriving shortly.









The vampire is a creature of habit.

That was a lesson Hannibal taught him on his first proper hunt. That even monsters still had their routines. If vampires only cared about devouring humankind in the most efficient way possible, most of the country would be overrun in a couple of months by hordes of ghouls and newly Turned. No, instead, they had peeves and wonts about how they went about it. Traditions and rituals were passed down from each new generation of vampire and with every passing century, as humanity progressed, so did their palette. The Nosferati had entire ‘vinyards’ dedicated to fermenting blood into red wine. The Adze preferred congealing the blood into curds. The Yuki Onna adopted the tradition of ikizukiri - drinking humans slowly while they were still alive.

It was that singular characteristic, that weakness which had been exploited by better vampire slayers than him for centuries. So, when the trail led to yet another fishmonger this month, Eric almost could feel Hannibal berating him mentally for not spotting the obvious yet again and believing that vampires were more rational than they actually were.

It was the break of afternoon in New Orleans, when the sun began to nest in the Pontchartrain. Its orange rays bled down the dappled surface, the skyline bruised a hazy violet. It was at this hour when the French Quarter started to become alive, beating with the rhythm of jazz and dance - the oxygen of the Orient pumping and flowing through the streets from Chalamette to Jefferson. Yet, for where the music could not be heard, it casted shadows of silence across the Mississippi, where the brown waters bubbled and festered as it always had throughout the course of its thousand mile journey. And in that silence dwelled the coming night: ravenous in its zest for life.

He’d been tracking a pack of new arrivals for a month now - ten to twenty strong. They’d made their presence on the westside of Uptown, far away from the territories of other sects and the CBD where the NOPD strutted around like flamingos. The scent of the Great Lakes was smeared all over them - alpine smog and the dewy aroma of pine needles that followed in their wake. He pegged them as Krieger - maybe an Anchorite but most Anchorites preferred to stay in their wheat fields and little prariers. He had been watching them for the last few days, under the disguise of plain sight and from a fair distance as they skittered from the Garden District to the Quarter, playing themselves off as tourists. Eventually, that led him to where he was standing right now.

The Trawler was a squat olive drab block in a sparsely populated neighbourhood that was accommodated by overdebted university students and old-timers who were too fond of the past to move on. There was only a single pane of glass for the average onlooker to look at the product inside. Styrofoam boxes laid in an undignified pile near the front door with an overflowing trash bin as its neighbour, bones and fish guts attracting a horde of flies.

The bell jingled, alerting the shopkeeper who was busy wiping the counter with a stained dish cloth as Eric entered the shop.

“ Hey, buddy. Store’s closed. If you have an order, you’ll have to pick it up tomorrow.“ The fishmonger slapped his hand on the counter loudly to catch his attention. Eric ignored it, continuing to parse throughout the store, stopping to look at the rows of redfish and perch that were on display on beds of ice. Their rheumy eyes stared up at him, almost pleadingly. “ You awrite in the head, man? If you don’t leave here now, I’m going to have to call the cops on you.”

Eric turned around and lowered his shades to take a better look. He took a look at the plastic name tag on his apron, with “Barry” written in flowery cursive.

“ So….” Eric drawled as he walked closer towards Barry who was shrinking with each step he took. “ Would you believe me if I said this was a surprise inspection?”

Barry’s right shoulder shifted, warily reaching his left hand somewhere under the counter. He signed. It always seemed how things always seemed to end in his line of business.

“ Damn. That’s a shame.”

In one swift practiced motion, Barry pulled out the Mossenberg from underneath the register, barrel swiveling towards him. Were he dealing with any common human, the fishmonger would have put him in the morgue by now. Unfortunately for him, dhampir reflexes meant that the shopkeeper was moving like molasses. Eric shot his hand forward towards where Barry gripped the shotgun by the stock and jammed his thumb between the trigger and the index finger. The barrel was aimed at Eric’s forehead but all the fishmonger could feel was his index finger pushing down on the trigger uselessly. Eric ripped itout of the fishmonger’s hand and tossed it away, sending it clattering to the floor. The fishmonger’s face was now paper-white, his body frozen like a statue and paralyzed in fear.

“ You - you’re the - the - “

“ Don’t say another word.” Eric lifted the collar of the butcher’s smock upwards to reveal his neck. It was thick, succulent with flowing, rich blood that just begged to be - Eric paused and shook his head as he mustered his concentration, turning his neck to the other side. His nostrils flared in disgust when he saw a cherry-red brand on his collarbone. It was in the shape of four vertical lines cut in half by a horizontal one.



“ Now, listen here and listen good, familiar.” He hissed with contempt, the tips of his canines reflected in the fishmonger’s eyes. “ You’re going to walk out of this shop and call emergency services 30 minutes from now. If you dare call the police after I let you go, I will take this shotgun and ram it so far up your ass that you’ll go through puberty again, do I make myself clear?”

“ I had no - you can’t - They’ll hunt me down.” The fishmonger blubbered, eyes fidgeting anxiously. “ They’ll kill me. My master - URK!”

His speech stopped mid-way courtesy of a steel vice grip around his throat . The vampire slayer lifted him up a inch of the ground, his feet dangling uselessly in the air.

“ Only thing you gotta worry ‘bout is me hunting your sorry ass down.” He continued on, impassive to how Barry’s face was slowly becoming more red by the second. “ Now, you promise to not associate yourself with any unholy heathens from now on?”

“ Urgh.”

“ You promise to not seek out immortality through immoral means?”

“ Urghuh.”

“ You promise to pray to your lord and savior, Jesus Christ?”

“ Urgh?”

“ Nah, I’m just shitting you with the last one.” The fishmonger was then unceremoniously dropped to the ground. As he laid on the ground, heaving for precious air, Eric craned his neck down towards him and looked at him as if he were an insect.

“Now, scram. I’ve got work to do. ”




The trick to finding a secret hideout was to double check, triple check, quadruple check and then, repeat the process all over again. Busting in, unannounced, would alert every bloodsucker that was lurking down here. Eric glumly dropped the halibut he was holding on the ground with a wet flop. He’d spent the last five minutes turning over tables, sifting through icebeds and checking through cupboards with nothing to show for it.

So, where would a career fishmonger hide the entrance to a vampire hideout?

The only thing worthy of note in the shop was the oil painting hung almost out of view behind the cash register. To the layman, it looked like an ordinary photo of a ship port but with what little education Jamal provided him, Eric could make out the distinct shape of wood galleys and men in tricorns planting a red, white and bleu striped flag. It was a tribute to the founding of New Orleans but without the sordid past of bondage that many had tried to glamourize. Eric lifted the picture off the hook and a dusty flip switch was there, underneath caked grime and dust.

“Bingo.” He flicked it and heard an almost audible click from one of the cupboard shelves behind the counter. He pushed it open, air rushing out from the damp and musty staircase. Frost was lacquered onto the cold walls. Eric pulled out his penlight, the wooden stairs creaking with each step he took, and shone the beam, illuminating the inside of the basement. There was a faint buzzing in the back of his brain, not enough to hamper his concentration as he passed the beam back and forth through the room, but enough to make his hairs stand on edge. He didn’t know what to call it but supernatural shit always gave him an allergic reaction of sorts, especially if it was the dark kind. He pulled back the freezer door, the rusty gears groaning like cracking bones, and the sight he saw revolted him to the core.

Bodies. Dozens of them hung upside down on angler hooks naked. There were dark gouges on the sides of their neck with buckets placed underneath their bodies. Ichor still trickled down the neck of one, hitting the bottom of the bucket with dull plinks. Their belongings were all piled together in a misshapen mound on the right side of the room with valuables such as jewelry and wallets divided into a separate one.

It wasn’t just the work of some rabid serial killer. It was a rogue vampire infestation right in the heart of Uptown. The bloodsuckers had been feasting on the periphery, right under his nose. He clenched his fist, a cold fury brewing up inside him. Blaming himself wouldn’t bring them back. The only thing that could pay back blood was more blood in return, and he’d make sure to pay back that debt in full for these people.

He whispered a prayer, one Jamal had taught him. He didn’t know a word of Xhosa but the intent was all that mattered. All he knew was that there wasn’t enough space to fit everyone here on tomorrow’s obituary nor did he have enough ‘tang on him to burn down all the bodies here.

“ Hello?”

Eric perked his head up. Did he just imagine it? He heard another faint ‘hello’ again, coming down further deep from within one of the other refrigeration units.

“ Hello? Is anyone there? ” His straw hair was uncombed and his blue eyes looked . There was a sniffle as he shrank back further into the corner of the cage. “ P-please don’t take me away. Are you with the bad woman? I didn’t do anything wrong. I kept quiet like you asked me too - “

“ Whoa, easy now. I ain’t no bloodsucker, kid.” Eric crouched down and placed the flashlight on the ground gently. “ What’s your name?”

“ Frank. Frank Drake.”

“ Is there anyone else with you?”

“ I don’t know.” Frank’s eyes deadened as he began to stammer once more. “ They told me if I…..if I said anything else, they’d cut off my toes one by one like they did to - “

“ Hey, look at me. Look at me.” Eric repeated again with a little more hardness in his voice to catch Frank’s attention. “ That’s enough of that right now. All I want you to think about now is getting out of here alive and a po’boy in your hands in one hour from now.”

“ You promise?” Frank said ,squinting at him as if he was a mirage of his imagination.

Eric said nothing at first before reaching his hand through the cage. Frank recognised the gesture and slowly shook the arm of the strange man in a trenchcoat.

“ I promise.” He stood back up. “Alright, you might wanna stand back.”

Eric gripped the bars of the cage. The cold metal was scalding on his skin. He looked at the bare feet of the kid and the shuddering mist that came out of his mouth with every breath he took. How long had he been here for? He put aside the question for later. Freedom took first priority. Frank became bug-eyed as he watched the industrial steel bars pried open like taffy Once Eric made a wide enough gap, the boy tentatively stepped out.

“ ‘S cold.. ” He spoke, teeth chattering.

“ Hey, put this on.” Eric took off his trenchcoat and gently fitted Frank’s wiry arms through the oversized sleeves. At the end, it looked as though the kid was swaddled in a blanket, hugging the leather against himself tightly. “Feel better now?”

Frank nodded in reply, signs of a smile on his dimpled cheeks.

“ C’mon, kid, we better get moving before they find us.” Eric then saw Frank’s eyes widen as he looked over his shoulder. Twirling around and pulling out a derringer from his belt, ready to fire, he stopped mid-way as he saw a pack of ten vampires grinning hungrily at them. One vampire stepped out, wearing a beanie on his head, with a peppery patch of stubble covering his pale chin. He dragged his cigar he was smoking over his lips before speaking in a rumbling tone.

“ Well, well, well, look who have here, men. A little mortal’s come to play the hero - “ The vampire stopped speaking, a look of realization spreading across his face as he took a step back. His astonishment quickly curdled into disgust. “ It’s…...you.......”

Anxious chatter broke out amongst their ranks, Eric’s ears perking as he made out frightened mutterings and gossip spread like wildfire.

“ The Daywalker.”

“ I thought he was just a myth.”

“ Oh man, oh man, we’re so screwed.”

Eric levered an arm towards Frank, pulling on him gently to hide behind his back. Frank pointed a finger towards one of them, a female vampire with auburn hair dressed in a bomber jacket and military fatigues. The bottoms of her eyelids were marked with striped black points, making her look somewhat feral.

“ That’s her. The one who kidnapped me.”

“ Blade!” One of them snarled out the name which had plagued vampire kind for two decades. His lips were peeled back, baring fangs that glistened with saliva. “ You dare rob us of our quarry, half-breed? You’ll pay for your - “

“ Leave us, Charlie.” The female vampire spoke cooly and the entire horde fell silent. Charles, Charlie, whatever the name of that fucking vampire was, looked at her doubtfully.

“ Nina - “ One single look from her was all it took to gum his lips up. He scuttled away, head bowed low, acquiescing, but not before shooting him a baleful look.

“ I apologize for my lieutenant’s demeanour. We should not talk of our kin, even if they are dhampyrs, in such a manner.” She put both of her hands up placatingly whilst staring cautiously at the small pistol in his hand. “ Please, there is no such need for hostilities. My men will not attack if you put away your piece.”

“ How do I know I ain’t being punked right now?”

“ You’ll have to take your chances. And besides….” She lengthened her arms to the side, palms facing forward and gesturing towards the horde of hungry vampires behind her. “ We outnumber you thirty to one. Do you truly think you stand a chance against us?”

“ Don’t know. I’d ask the same question to all of you.”

“ Every drop of vampire blood spilled is a waste. Return our meal and we will forgive you for your trangressio - “

“ Frank.”

“ What?”

“ His. Name. Is. Frank.” He punctuated each word for emphasis. “ Long as I draw breath, you freaks ain’t touching a single hair on his head.”

“Placing so much value on the lives of cattle…….. “ She scoffed. “Tell me, why does a being like you deign yourself to walk amongst these animals? Do they ever give you respect? Recognition? Reward?”

“ It’s not about that.”

“ Isn’t it tiring to keep making excuses for them? To keep making excuses for yourself? Why deny your baser urges?” Her lips parted into a rickshaw grin of debauchery as she saw his hands tremble slightly at the glistening drop of blood on her finger. “ Tell me, how long has it been since you last fed?”

“ Went to the blood bank yesterday for some rum and O negative.” Eric spoke, sarcasm dripping from his voice. Yet, the words had an effect on him. He felt that thirst rising again, his tongue begging to lap up the red, that succulent ambrosia that dwelled in all humans.

“ You know what I mean.” She began stepping closer towards him, stopping until she was an arm’s length away. “ Stale blood doesn’t have the same warmth as live blood. Haven’t you ever wondered what it tastes like?”

“ Why deny who you truly are? To deny something as primal and essential as your hunger. All it takes is one taste and I - we can show you a world of unending delights. Tell me, Blade. What is it you thirst for most? “

“ Stake.”

“ What?” Nina’s eyebrows furrowed in confusion.

“ I said - “

Nina blinked and looked down. Her mouth opened in a noiseless scream as she saw Eric’s arm burrowed under her ribcage

“ - Stake.” He wrenched out the stake and a brackish spray of blood followed, splashing onto his skin. Nina pawed at the gaping hole, clutching at what remained of her heart as if it were a broken vase. There were a hundred wordless curses in that glare she sent his way. Her then face became slack and her hands dangled to the sides like a puppet with its strings cut. The hate still smouldered in her lifeless eyes, even as her flesh began disintegrating into milky smoke and her bones crumbled to saltpeter.

Only when he dropped the stake on the ground did it seem to break the serenity of silence that Nina’s death had caused.

“ Get on, kid.” Wordlessly, Frank scrambled onto his shoulders, all whilst bearing a severe look of doubt at his savior’s sanity. “ Hang on tight and close your eyes. Things are ‘bout to get hairy.”

He then pulled out a sword strapped onto his back, more a block of metal than a proper blade. Four feet of inch-thick blessed sliver glittered in the darkness. He held it out vertically in a duelist’s stance, mouth tightened in a grim smirk.

“ So, which one of you fucks wants to dance first?"

“ KILL THE DAYWALKER!”

As the horde rushed towards him in a frenzy, Eric signed inwardly as he realised one thing that was almost certain at the end of this long night.

Laundry night was going to be a bitch.

T H E D A Y W A L K E R
B L A D E


E R I C B R O O K S F U L L T I M E V A M P I R E H U N T E R N E W O R L E A N S
C H A R A C T E R C O N C E P T:



Blade's a man stuck on the bridge between two worlds: night and day. The living and the dead. Monster and man. Luckily, he's chosen the side that doesn't suck blood for a living and mostly flipped the bird to the side that does. For fifteen years, Blade's been waging a one-man war against the forces of the night, safeguarding humanity from becoming prey in his hometown of New Orleans. Yet, in spite of all his efforts, Blade finds himself weary from being shunned from both worlds as an outsider, either out of fear or perceived betrayal of his heritage.

P L O T ( S ) & G O A L ( S ):

Blade will largely be a Stationary Character who will be the keystone in most of the supernatural happenings in this world. New Orleans, as well, is a rich environment that's rife with storytelling potential that will allow for a myriad of interactions amongst obscure and popular characters that anyone chooses to play. Blade's storylines will attract characters of a mystical, gritty persuasion and players who have a deep interest in urban fantasy.

Issue 1: THE SANGUINE SYMPHONY

A vampire's plot afoot in New Orleans as a string of seemingly unconnected murders all have one thing in common: paper white corpses drained of blood. Only there's a problem. It's on the eve of Mardi Gras and all local vampire sects, regardless of affiliation, declare truce with the human race for a period of two weeks. No feedings, no kidnappings, no interfering with the livestock. With a full out war between the vampire clans of New Orleans on the horizon, Eric must delve into the seedy streets of the parish and find the true murderer before eternal twilight falls over the Orient City.

Characters Involved: Blade/The Daywalker, Rag(wo)man, Morbius, A Whole Lot of Vampires

Number of Players: 2-3


SPECIAL ISSUE: BLOODLETTING

A vignette based narrative centered around Blade's days of yore as he vows vengeance against Deacon Frost and his master, Dracula.

Characters Involved: Blade/The Daywalker, Stick

Number of Players: Solo

C H A R A C T E R N O T E S:

Supporting Cast

Allies

- Rag(wo)man

- Hannibal King

- Anna Whistler

- Stick

- Kirk Langstrom

Enemies

- Vlad Tepes Dracula

- Baronness Blood

- Deacon Frost

- Morbius

- The Cult of Chthon

- Vampires in general

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S A M P L E P O S T:

Here's my part one of my writing sample.


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