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Sometimes, even an adventurer needs a backrub.
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I'd prefer to stay away from LA really- most people take those races for a mechanical edge rather than a roleplaying one. Depending on the race, though, I may allow it- provided it's sufficiently alien.
"YOU CALL THIS A WALDORF SALAD YOU WORTHLESS TWAT?! IT'S GOT SO MUCH FUCKING MAYONNAISE THE KING PURE SELECT WANTS TO MAKE IT HIS QUEEN!"

With a clatter, the sous chef- one Chupacabra Capadora- threw the bowl of lackluster salad against the wall.

"YOU'RE LUCKY WE'VE GOT A QUEST, OR SO HELP ME I'D FEED YOU TO THE HEAD CHEF'S PIG! NOW TRY AGAIN, AND DON'T FUCK IT UP. fucking wanker, always dropping the ball on the simplest recipes... I'm going for a walk to try and forget that Holocaust against flavor."

Let's go with a lifestyle wandering.

Looks like we'll need to find some wood.
So, skellington pirates born from the deaths of thousands of sailors in a Sargasso- yay or nay?
Thinking quickly, John flipped up a table to hide his transformation. Things got weird when he did this, and this was no exception as he dialed it in. Though, when you Dial H For Hero, it's hard to predict what happens...


Bloodpouch- Smoldering With Generic Rage


As was evidenced by the titanic mass of muscle, weighed down by bandoliers and pouches aplenty. Wearing an impossibly skintight suit, wearing a stupid tiny helmet. Inhumanly large, with gritted teeth and almost-invisible eyes through his squinty glare, this strange creature stood on feet far tinier than could support him. Most vigilantes like this had some kind of tragic backstory to explain the psychosis. Not this one, however- this was Bloodpouch, who just REALLY liked murder, and equipped himself as such.

Which, for a guy trying to emulate ACTUAL heroes like Superman or Green Lantern, was going to be a problem. He couldn't let this android hurt people though, so he attempted to reach for the large gun holstered on his back- only to discover Bloodpouch's muscles were too enormous to reach past his shoulders. Instead, he decided to break through the table and hope he could draw the creature's fire as his blood began boiling, turning his skin red- and steam to rise off him as his sweat began to hiss and pop.

"YOUR BLOOD WILL SPILL WITH YOUR CRIMES, YOU SON OF A TOASTER!"
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE A TEMPLE.

>Your Kingdom is a strongly devout one. You receive a Temple. Choose either Angel or Deep One. When you Level Up or Retrain, you may learn a Monster Skill known by a Monster of that type whose Level is less than or equal to your own.

Picking Deep Ones. Now we get skills from Undead, Deep Ones, and our classes- let's round this out with Aberrations so we can gain the power of KING MAYONNAISE PURE SELECT.
Well, Calamari certainly would. Two teens ganged up on by pirates need surgery, after all.
Chupacabra Clapadora
Class: Servant
Wit 2 Quest 3
Charisma 2 Warfare 4

HP: 13
Capacity 0/3
Defense: 10
Followers: 0/11

Serves the Ninja as a sous chef
Background: Skellington lover. Track down and slay them.
Job: Adventurer
Job: Executioner
Likes: War, Cooking
Dislikes: Medicine, Smoking

Skills:
Servant: Master (Ninja): Ninja gains point of Drive on crit success
Adventurer: If your attack would reduce a character with a Level higher than yours to 0 HP or less, recover 1 Voice
of the People. This effect may only be used once per Combat.
Executioner: You may use this Skill whenever you successfully attack a character in the same Area as you. Spend any
number of Drive and roll that many dice. If you roll a 6 on any of those dice, reduce that character's HP
to 0.

Skill Groups: Melee, Dungeon, Negotiation
Relationship Scores: Friendship (Ninja) 1

Equipment: Battle Axe (meat cleaver)/Armor/Instrument of Torture (cheese grater)/Map/Pan/Backpack

Loose Items:
Buckler
Lunch
Instrument (dinner bell)
I would like to propose the chief religion of the society be Glam Rock.
Alright, put it this way: There's always the token evil teammate. The one who always suggests a less-than-savory alternative while still either being over-the-top enough to be funny, or just kind of dickish. In Mass Effect it's Wrex, in Knights of the Old Republic it's HK-47, in Dragon Ball Z it's Vegeta or Piccolo. Czider would fill a similar role, the devil's advocate with strange cultural views that encourage eating fallen foes to show respect for their strength. He's never even MET a God of Destruction, he just knows they're powerful enough that nobody ever bothers them with stupid stuff like rent or utility bills.

As far as power, Czider's on the low end of the scale. He knows he's nowhere near the level of a God, or even a mid-level Saiyan right now, but he won't let that stop him from giving life all he can. He's shooting for the top, with all the HARD WORK AND GUTS a pseudo-aztec race of frogpeople can muster.
It really, really isn't.

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