Thinking quickly, John flipped up a table to hide his transformation. Things got weird when he did this, and this was no exception as he dialed it in. Though, when you Dial H For Hero, it's hard to predict what happens...
Bloodpouch- Smoldering With Generic Rage
As was evidenced by the titanic mass of muscle, weighed down by bandoliers and pouches aplenty. Wearing an impossibly skintight suit, wearing a stupid tiny helmet. Inhumanly large, with gritted teeth and almost-invisible eyes through his squinty glare, this strange creature stood on feet far tinier than could support him. Most vigilantes like this had some kind of tragic backstory to explain the psychosis. Not this one, however- this was Bloodpouch, who just REALLY liked murder, and equipped himself as such.
Which, for a guy trying to emulate ACTUAL heroes like Superman or Green Lantern, was going to be a problem. He couldn't let this android hurt people though, so he attempted to reach for the large gun holstered on his back- only to discover Bloodpouch's muscles were too enormous to reach past his shoulders. Instead, he decided to break through the table and hope he could draw the creature's fire as his blood began boiling, turning his skin red- and steam to rise off him as his sweat began to hiss and pop.
"YOUR BLOOD WILL SPILL WITH YOUR CRIMES, YOU SON OF A TOASTER!"