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1 yr ago
"May all your delulu becomes trululu in 2024."
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5 yrs ago
"Grandad, tell us more about the 2020 Toilet Paper Famine."
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5 yrs ago
Me, taking a shot everytime I hear the word "destiny" in the Witcher series: "Hmmm, fuck."
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5 yrs ago
Before cofee: "I hate you." After coffee: "I feel good about hating you."
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6 yrs ago
Guys, 2018 is almost over and all I gotta say is: "What the fuck was that."
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I snore when I sleep. Occasionally, my wife complains about it. But she snores too. It seems to be a race to see who gets to sleep first.


"But she snores too."

She can't complain then.
Following up on my last fact, I actually stopped going hunting after it became evident to me that my partner at the time was unstable. I ducked out real quick once they pulled a shotgun on their family. High school was wild. Ghost hunting is still cool and I do miss it though.


Good thing you dipped out, god knows what would have happened if you didn't.
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Coke is to acidic(?) for me. I dunno. It leaves my teeth feeling funny.

Pepsi is meh.

Dr. Pepper is superior, though my heart truly lies with Mountain Dew.


Pepsi is too sugary.

And correct, Coca-Cola nutritionally has a touch more sodium than Pepsi.
Coke is better than Pepsi.
When I have highs, I feel like I'm untouchable and I'm on cloud fucking 9, but when I have my lows, that's when it gets really bad.


*Adjusts his nerdy glasses like a pro therapist*

Annnnnnnnnnnnd how does that make you feel?
Fun fact about me: I like eggs.


Fried, boiled, or fertilized?
The wife asked me what I wanted for dinner. I respond with food item. She has dinner ready at the exact time I needed to leave. I had it today for lunch. Leftovers.


Tell me more about the married life. It seemed so fun.
Anytime I create a character that is blind I end up crying because of how sweet they are.


And then you think of a way to murder them.
Coq au vin.
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