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2 yrs ago
Current It's too late. Always has been. Always will be.
2 yrs ago
Life is just death in drag.
4 yrs ago
He has no friends, but he gets a lot of mail. I'll bet he spent a little time in jail.
4 yrs ago
jesse i have no money for fuckijg bills and steam sales
4 yrs ago
DO NOT REINCARNATE

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Who wants to be Dandelion's best friend?

It was a trick question.

You are all already Dandelion's best friends.
@Sep Dandy can't copy any powers that aren't encoded on a genetic level, purely biological, and present in an unaltered DNA sample. Plus I don't think they can do magic due to being a gestalt colony organism.
Dandelion would probably be the only thing that would scare Maria since he is a grotesque mockery of the human body. I don't think the healing blood could affect it.


The funny thing is that Dandy perfectly imitates the human body. If you gave them anything less than a super-scientific genetic scan they would pass as human every time. At least physically, Dandy's social skills tend to give them away. Also any "samples" taken from Dandelion tend to "break ranks" so to speak.

Regardless Dandelion does a pretty good job healing themselves so it's no great loss.
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What I'm seeing here is if it's accidental murder, then it's okay. And accidents happen all the time.


It's going to take a lot of time and effort to explain to Dandy the difference between murder and predation lmao
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"Blood? No, buddy. We drink Capri-Sun."


"Ugh, If I drink a Capri-Sun, the only DNA I will get is corn. Can I have some skin? A little bit of hair?"

Also worth noting that Dandy has a stupid alien accent. They sound like BMO trying to do a Tommy Wiseau impression.
@Hillan I can imagine them having like an older/younger sibling dynamic. Except Dandy very much wants a taste of Julian's blood, and he seems strangely insistent on not indulging them.
Julian and Dandelion have quite a bit in common, both having grown up in scientific captivity, so I imagine Dandy would get attached to him very quickly.
@Snownado It's chill, we're just having fun, no need to stress about it.
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I wanna point out that Satanic use of science probably isn't Julian's worst attribute.

He's also a capitalist.


Well Capitalism is a fine system if you're already rich, can't really blame him there.

I anticipate it taking a pretty long time for Dandy to really grasp what money is and how it works.
@Sep Don't be mean to Dandy, they're just very impressionable.
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