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Data was still attempting to take medical readings with his tricorder as an armored hand shot out of the casket and grabbed him about the neck. The rest of the individual emerged from the coffin, brandishing a wrist-mounted blade. Data's hand went to his phaser, but he saw and was able to partially interpret the stream of data flashing across the stranger's visor. He was... analyzing Data, from what the android could inference from the HUD readout. All the while his expression remained passive, unaffected; he was not actually being choked, and Data knew that a human grip, surprisingly powerful as this one was, would be incapable of significantly damaging his internal frame.

"Excuse me," Data's free hand went from his phaser to where the hand gripped his throat, and using his freakish machine strength, he carefully and firmly pried the man's fingers off of his neck. Once he was out of the man's grasp, he stepped back with his hands raised in a display of passivity. "I apologize if I caused you alarm; I do not mean you any harm."

Others arrived, one brandishing what appeared to be a 20th century Earth chemical-propellant projectile weapon. "Demons?" He echoed the man's question, in obvious confusion. After a moment of consideration, he shook his head. "I am not aware of any demons. My name is Lieutenant Commander Data, of the Federation starship Enterprise. I have been abducted against my will by forces as of yet unknown to me. Are any of you aware of what or whom may be responsible?"


The Warmaster had little time to celebrate his victory, as the final Techadon descended. It was a much larger and more powerful variant of the foes they had been fighting earlier, and the blast of its landing sent Horus sprawling to the ground. He dug his claws into the earth so as not to be blown away completely, and so he held on, barely. Immediately after landing the robot spun up a new energy attack, and Horus barely had time to make it to his feet again before the barrage ensued.

Where he had noted before that the energy yield of the lasers on the robots he had battled thus far had been surprisingly low, this was not the case for this new, enlarged model. Clearly its internal reactor had enough power to intensify these laser blasts, as the first shot to his Horus nearly buckled his shields. As he took off running, the second shot to hit him overloaded his shield generator, and foul-smelling black smoke began to pour out of his armor's heating vents as his shields stuttered, and finally died. Horus swore in Cthonian, this was not a good situation. There was basically no cover to speak of, he was completely exposed to this thing's barrage. He tried to lay down covering fire with his bolter, but as he activated his firing mechanism, the weapon jammed, and a malfunction rune flashed to life on his HUD next to the one indicating his fried shield reactor.

Still running, trying to evade fire, Horus stole glances at the Techadon as laser fire cratered the battlefield. It was a robot, its firing pattern couldn't truly be random. It was probably optimized for efficiency. Horus did his best to study the dispersal pattern of its lasers, looking for gaps in its targeting algorithm that he could exploit. After a few tense seconds, he thought he had it figured out. He moved with the robot's firing pattern, trying to close the gap between them. He ducked, dived, and slid around laser fire as best he could in his gargantuan terminator plate, but was still unable to avoid two more glancing hits due to his bulk. Each shot ripped a hunk of ceramite out of the Serpent's Scales, leaving a glowing crater behind, but so far the laser fire had not fully penetrated his armor.

As he danced and weaved toward the greater Techadon, others on the battlefield had created a sort of makeshift acid cannon, and used it to melt clean through the giant robot. Horus strafed away to avoid being caught in the caustic deluge himself, but pounced on the robot as soon as it fell. "Advance!" Horus barked at the others reflexively; he was not commanding his Legion, but Horus was master of any battlefield.

He was the wrong way around the Techadon to strike at its head, but Horus did not bother to circle around it, knowing how fast they could repair and adapt. Rather, he stayed focused on the melted torso that was attempting to grow new legs. Horus slashed and smashed at the bleeding end of the Techadon, drawing its attention and keeping it from returning to its feet. Hopefully the others had the means to finish it off while Horus kept it weak and vulnerable.


Twin suns hung in a green sky over a barren, wind-swept rock face. A few figures in color-coded uniforms milled about, collecting information with complex instruments. Data studied his tricorder, and tapped at its display fastidiously as it scanned the smooth, lifeless stone under them. His readings seemed to be skewed, so he compensated for the atmospheric radiation and composition, and resumed his scans.

"Any luck, Mister Data?" Asked the commanding officer of their away team, Commander Riker.

"Negative, Commander," Data replied, "The intensity of the binary star system's radiation is interfering with my instruments."

Riker nodded, looking between the officers that had joined him on the planetary surface. "It's interfering with me, too. Any more of this double sunlight and I'm gonna have a permanent sunburn. We'll have to keep looking for the energy traces with the Enterprise's instruments."

Data folded away his tricorder and rejoined Riker. "Aye, sir. I will be able to make use of the readings I have made thus far to recalibrate our sensors. We should then be able to track the crystalline entity."

"Excellent. Four to beam up."

Data held out a hand, "Just a moment, Commander. I may still be able-"

Data could not finish his sentence, as a beam of light overcame him; a force possibly confused for, but utterly distinct from the transporter beam of the Enterprise.

"-to increase sensitivity... to the..." Data realized that he was no longer on the planet surface, and the away team he had been on was nowhere to be found. Immediately he set about trying to gain his bearings. His internal chronometer had detected no interruptions; he had been on the barren surface of New Ibiza moments ago, and he had been instantly transported here. Curious.

Data tapped his communicator badge, and it clicked to life. "Data to Enterprise." Silence answered him. "Enterprise, do you read me?" More silence. It seemed that he was on his own. Data looked about, trying to use reason and evidence to determine what had happened to him. He was in a structure, the aesthetics of which he did not recognize, and could not attribute to any known human or alien construction methods. Still, it held to various basic engineering principles, and the proportions of the walls, ceilings, doors, and other fixtures suggested that it was built to accommodate humanoids. Data could detect the ultrasonic hum of a reactor through the walls and floors, and the chemical makeup of the air suggested that it was being artificially scrubbed and purified. He seemed to be on a ship, or possibly a space station, but one belonging to an unknown alien race that had transported him outside of the Enterprise's communication range.

He took a closer look at some of the furniture and miscellany that were in the room with him. He opened his tricorder and took readings of the electronics and instruments around him. Based on what they seemed capable of monitoring or performing, as well as the large number of reclining beds in this area, Data reasoned that he was in the ship's medbay or infirmary. For the time being, he seemed to be alone. That was what he thought, until his tricorder alerted him to a human life-sign at the furthest end of the infirmary. Data hustled over, following his instrument's signal, until he was greeted with the sight of a massive stone coffin that had seemingly been dropped on top of a destroyed medical bed. Data continued to scan the object, finding a man within, encased in a form of body armor that Data was unfamiliar with.

Readings indicated that he was regaining consciousness, and Data attempted to communicate with him, "Excuse me sir, can you hear me? Are you in need of medical attention?" After a moment of consideration, he figured it would be safe to ask, "Are you aware of how you arrived here? Do you know who may have brought you or myself to this facility?"


More arrivals poured in, and Terra's anxiety that something hostile would drop in grew. She wanted to get out of there, but one of the new arrivals tagged along directly behind her. She gave him a quick look over, trying her best to discern if he presented any sort of threat. It didn't seem that way, at least to her. Seemed like a decent kid, strong, but human.

"I'm Terra." She said, taking his hand. She gripped his fingers as gently as she could; humans were very delicate. She listed to him rant at her a little more, and replied, "Uh, I can't speak for anybody else for certain, but I'm basically from space. I was born on Earth though. Not your Earth, I mean. Well," Terra sighed and crossed her arms. She was just making this more confusing for him. "I'm from a planet called Earth. There are lots of planets called Earth, but they're really far apart from each other, because they exist in different universes. They can be really similar, or different. I hope this makes things easy for you, I don't think I know anything about the world you come from. Anyway, needless to say, we're all very far from home right now, so let's work together, yeah?" She smiled at Asta, and stepped through the transporter.

While she wasn't sure what she was expecting, it wasn't quite this. She peered down the hall, but it was too dark to clearly see what was all the way at the end of it. She looked to Asta and said, "Just a sec," before taking off down the hall. It took slightly less than one second for Terra to fly down to the end of the hall and back, returning to Asta's side in a gust of displaced air. Terra lowered to the ground slowly, and looked at what seemed to be the sole activated doorway.

Asta offered to activate the panel at the door's side, and Terra stepped forward to caution him. "I wouldn't if I were you." She briefly entertained an ideation of the booby-trapped panel blowing off Asta's arm. "Let me check it, maybe stand back a bit. Even if this isn't a trap, it could still be dangerous. These might be cages, or portals."

Testing grounds... What could they be testing? Obviously the answers were behind these doors, but she didn't want to open one with no idea what might be behind. What evidence did she have? They had seemingly been pulled from different universes, possibly at random, but there were a few common themes among the people that had been brought so far. The word "hero" seemed to get passed around a lot. The name, "Paradox Engine," could it be that simple, a machine designed to create paradoxes? She had a feeling she was beginning to understand what tests might be going on behind the doors. Terra stepped forward and pressed her hand against the panel. Only one way to find out.



While the giant crab next to her prattled away, Terra, halfway listening, she continued to futz with the controls. She had worked out a few of the commands by that point, and was beginning to piece together what some of the runes meant. This was "access," this was "database," so on. As far as alien control systems went, this one was relatively straightforward. She just hoped she wouldn't accidentally deactivate their life support; it could be bad for the others.

Eventually she found what she figured she was looking for: the command sequence to unlock the system computer banks. At least that's what she thought it was as she was entering the command, and only heard Ben's warning half a second too late. The computer attempted to beam all of its data directly into Terra's brain, and she reeled back like she had been kicked in the forehead. At once her fist raised to smash the console, but she restrained herself, instead staggering back a few steps, gripping her forehead. The stupid thing had instantly given her a migraine, which sucked.

The crab continued to blather on, and Terra responded, "Maybe my lifeform is too sophisticated for this system, ever considered that?" She didn't mean to snap at Ben, but her head really hurt. She took a bleary-eyed look at the crab again. She was starting to be reminded of her aunt Haluma, who was also a crustacean lifeform. A small concern was starting to take root in her mind. First he had activated the power source of this station. Then he turned out to be the only one that can access its computers without neural feedback. Not to mention he was the first one here. Terra kept her concerns to herself for now, knowing that it wouldn't help to create suspicions now, but she still decided to keep an eye on him when she could help it.

Her head was feeling better by the time that others were splitting up to investigate other parts of the station. The transport system seemed teleportation based, which made Terra wonder if the different parts of the station weren't geosynchronous. They were apparently already floating in a pocket dimension, it wouldn't been any less unlikely that each part of the station had its own pocket.

Striding toward the transporter, Terra called back, "I guess I'll go check out the 'testing ground.' I wanna see what they were testing here, and who was doing the testing."




Their speed surprised Horus, who found his attack rebuffed by the defending Techadon. Their bulk belied their swiftness, and they were every bit as strong as their size implied. Horus stepped back after being parried, his footsteps cratering the earth where they fell. The robot that had attacked him was now regenerating, and the scrap that he had sloughed off of it was now reforming into a separate machine. Horus was annoyed with himself for being so careless, and underestimating an unknown enemy.

Then, the two robots reconfigured themselves, each taking on an appearance that mimicked the Serpent’s Scales, and fabricated weapons that resembled the claw blades of his Talon. Regeneration, adaptation, mimicry. These automatons were formidable; Kelbor-Hal would have loved to have taken one of these apart, Horus thought drolly.

All the while he maintained awareness of the battlefield. Their number of combatants seemed to have doubled, again. Others were having limited success combatting the multiplying robots, mostly with flame and acid weaponry. Driscoll shouted for the others to target their heads, and Horus updated his visual tracker and targeting systems to do just that.

His attention on the robots advancing to either side of him was even more tightly focused. He saw the detail to which they had replicated the Talon, down to the length of the blades. He had already seen the robot’s speed defending against him, and knew how much strength it had to bear. Horus reckoned that against the speed to which the robots now moved, and how their posture had changed. He could guess how much heavier they had become, and the likely thickness of their imitation armor, as well as how much their reaction time had been slowed. As they closed to strike, he couldn’t help but smile.

Judging their range and speed, Horus made his move as they closed his range. The power field to Worldbreaker flicked on, and its powerfield generator thrummed with a sound like the world was ending. Horus swung the mace in a circular arc, and it became a directed comet of metal, lightning, and death. He aimed not at the Techadons’ vital systems, but their newly-formed weapons and limbs, hoping to completely obliterate their means of defending themselves.

With their improved defenses being centralized around their chest and central controls, they weren’t prepared to watch their newly formed weapons, along with the whole arm, be turned into flattened metal as they dropped with a slight clunk to the ground. Taking a cautionary step back, the two took a different approach; raising their intact arms up, while the others began to reform, they sent a united blast of energy straight to the helm of Horus.

Their retreat meant their destruction; Horus smelled weakness and devoured cowards. Horus lunged at them with startling speed, barely giving them the chance to take a second step. He batted away its laser-firing arm as the others' fire glanced off of his armor. The majority of their power seemed directed to nanite replication; the power of their laser weaponry wasn’t enough to overcome his shielding systems. Allowing no break in his attack, he thrust his Talon through the break in its armor where the arm had detached, and tore upward, to rend its internal systems and tear off its head. Near-simultaneously, he used the reach of Worldbreaker to strike at the head of the other robot, which lacked a close arm to defend.

It didn’t defend itself; at least, not in the traditional way. By the time Worldbreaker was to come upon it, the second arm had finished reinstating itself just in time. It maneuvered in such a way that the mace slammed full-force into the Techadon’s chest as it skid harshly against the ground…But instead of sailing off, the machine had both arms grasped tightly to the head of the weapon, desperately holding its ground.

Horus did not relent. Discarding the dead husk of the robot from his claw, it was brought around as the living robot blocked his strike. Both of its arms occupied, Horus plunged the claw into its ocular sensors and unloaded with his storm bolter into its head.

The crushing blow of his Talon caught the Wardrone dead in the newly-armored visor…And if a machine could be thankful, it would be. It held just enough; not without its damages, as it began to crack and creak, but it managed.

Then it got a faceload of bolter shots.

Shot after shot hammered in, as the armor gave way more and more with each violent explosion staggering it away. At the last moment, as it managed to raise to full height once more….Was the nail in the coffin. This bolt tore right through the thick casing, sending Techadon head shrapnel in force across the grassy knoll, fragments of smoking debris littering the area.

These Techadons were no more.

Horus scoffed, shoving off the smoking body still gripping his mace. These were unintelligent machines, poorly programmed for battle. Their mistake had been assuming his form; Horus knew his own weaknesses better than anyone. He returned his attention to the battle at hand, and activated his vox-caster, intending to share an inspiring battle-cry with his fellows. “Victory is near! They possess neither honor nor courage! Victory! For the Emperor!” He raised Worldbreaker in salute to rally his allies.


They gathered and spoke, introducing themselves. Driscoll, the knight. Shadow Moth, a mystery yet. Cyrus, master of xenos beasts. Bonesaw... the most perplexing of the bunch. Each of them he scanned for weaknesses, vulnerabilities either physical or mental. This was a reflex that came as naturally to him as blinking. Most of them did not prove themselves to be immediate threats. Auspex scan of Driscoll indicated that he was wearing some unknown pattern of power armor. Horus didn't need the auspex to know there was something wrong with Bonesaw. The way she moved and spoke, her body was either mutated or altered in some way. The signs were subtle, but Horus was well-accustomed to sniffing out the taint of mutation in human populations. She, he would have to keep an eye on most.

None of them had any leads on what had happened to them, or why, but they were given precious little time to discuss the matter. The proximity sensors in his armor indicated an impending artillery strike, with scant seconds until impact. Knowing his terminator plate would not clear the blast radius, he took the time to don his helm, and as the impact struck, he grabbed Worldbreaker and stabbed it into the ground to serve as an anchor. As the dust of the impact settled, Horus rose from one knee at the lip of the crater that had been formed. An armored humanoid form emerged, and Horus readied his weapons in case it attacked. Rather, it chose to attack Driscoll instead when it saw him. The man had called them Techadons... had these been responsible for their capture?

Horus directed his auspex scan at the Techadon. Scans indicated no organics, but rather a robotic automaton. Men of Iron. Horus swallowed, his mouth dry as he felt trepidation for the first time in many decades. He gripped Worldbreaker tighter, raising it to strike. There was no time for fear or hesitation. As he closed to crush the machine, his auspex indicated unusual technological structures within the unit, likely due to nanomachine interference. Horus stepped back, reconsidering his approach. As he did, however, the Shadow Moth struck at the machine with his concealed blade.

"No, fool-" This was all Horus could say before Shadow Moth cut the robot apart, and the machines promptly multiplied. "Nanomachines." He said simply, hoping not to state the obvious. The scene erupted into chaos as the emergent machines each broke off and attacked a different person. Horus pulled back, and bellowed out across the battlefield, "Driscoll! You know what these things are! How do we kill them?"

One of them reconfigured, assembling what Horus immediately recognized as missile salvos, and emptied them into him at close range. A huge cloud of smoke and dust enveloped Horus, obscuring him from sight. The cloud was silent and still for only a moment before Horus erupted from it, his maul raised furiously. Soot and superficial damage blackened his armor, but Horus had not been slowed. His speed at a full charge was something to behold; he seemed less like a man, and more like a runaway locomotive. He barreled into the Techadon, shoulder-tackling it, before drawing his Talon to strike. He activated the lightning claw's energy fields, and scintillating electricity coursed across the weapon's cruel blades. He stabbed with full force where his auspex had indicated the greatest concentration of vital components, likely the central processor.


Horus was home. Horus was on the battlefield. Ten different voices were shouting over the vox, each demanding his attention in a different Imperial or Cthonian dialect. Various tactical datastreams filtered over his visual display, giving readouts of troop movements, atmospheric conditions, ammunition and energy reserves, and other useful minutiae. Soldiers hurried about him, rushing past his massive, armored bulk and cordon of Justaerin honor guard. Laser fire and munitions choked the skies overhead, and the ground seemed trapped in an endless earthquake as artillery mercilessly pounded the earth.

Horus ignored all of it. It wasn't relevant. He had his eyes locked on a different target. A horrifying xenos beast surged toward him, its multiple tendrils grabbing and throwing Astartes warriors like they were children. Their foes, in their desperation, had unleashed a warbeast against their superior foes, and now this monster and many more like it were wreaking havoc in friendly and enemy ranks alike. Horus was reminded of the ancient histories he learned from his father, particularly stories of tusked war-oxen yoked into battle by the warrior-kings of Ind.

Horus surged forward, a mountain of adamantium and ceramite in motion. His Justaerin did their best to keep pace, but he led the pack. Enemy soldiers, fleeing the chaos that had been unleashed onto the battlefield, fled blindly into their midst. A single stroke from Worldbreaker was enough to swat them all aside, like so much chaff. Horus pressed onward, and the alien monster entered his bolter's range. He unleashed a hail of bolts from his gauntlet-mounted cannon, which detonated futilely against the beast's grotesque hide. It wrenched itself about to find the source of the disturbance, and Horus saw his own reflection in the monster's rows of beady, black eyes. It roared at him. Good, he had its attention. It charged him, muscular tendrils flailing wildly as the Justaerin unloaded their combi-bolters into it, to no effect. Horus gripped Worldbreaker's haft with both hands, and as he grew near enough to look down the beast's gullet, he swung.

Before he felt the impact of the weapon up his arms, and the satisfying rain of the monster's exploded skull against his armor, light overtook him. A shot of confusion and panic ran through him at the surprise; his mind raced with possible reasons for his sudden loss of sensation. Psychic attack? Neural weaponry? Could he, a gene-perfected Primarch be suddenly suffering from a stroke or aneurysm? Before he could weigh the options further, his vision returned, and he found himself following through with his earlier strike. He would have stumbled from the unexpected movement, had the mass of his terminator armor not kept him stable.

Horus looked to his surroundings. He was no longer on the battlefield. Rather, this seemed to be a grassy plain as far as the eye could behold, and he was not alone. There were others here; one was introducing himself, Driscoll he called himself. While Horus did not recognize any of them, he understood them, so they were most likely human. Most of them seemed to be, anyway... more or less... Horus examined them carefully, not taking any motion toward them, searching for signs of aggression. He saw confusion, fear, anger, but no overtly aggressive overtures. Fine. He had a moment to collect himself, then.

Horus returned to the readouts he was ignoring earlier. Many were now missing, as his cogitator link to the Vengeful Spirit seemed to have been severed. He manipulated his optical display with his neural link, searching for his ship's data-signal, but he found himself alone. He reflexively nearly called for his Master of Signal, but caught himself before he made himself look more foolish. It seemed that he was alone... wherever this was. While he could not sense any psychic interference, it was nearly impossible to be sure. There was no way that he could have been teleported this range; nothing like this idyllic scene existed anywhere on the world he had been in the midst of conquering. More than anything he felt confused and bewildered, and recognition of those feelings angered him. The situation was wildly out of his control, and this fact humiliated him. He was the Warmaster of the Imperium, the highest-ranking soldier in an empire of trillions. This sort of thing should not have happened to him.

He doubted that the oppositional forces he had just been facing were behind this. They were fundamentally incapable, with limited access to standard technological templates, and lacked the resources to detect and train psykers among their population. If he was to gain a better grasp of his situation, these people seemed like the next anomaly worth investigating. Horus strode forward to join the coalescing group. His movement was slow and purposeful, each footstep causing the earth to shake slightly under his tread, his weight gouging out the ground and trampling the grass underfoot. His armor's reactor hummed, and each movement came with the soft whine of servo-motors. Once he was close enough to speak, he set Worldbreaker down on the mace's head, leaving it standing upright in the grass in front of him. His unclawed hand free, Horus pulled loose his golden-masked helmet, its burning red eyes staring at the others present.

Free of the helmet, Horus looked at the others with his own grey eyes. Behind the mask was a regal countenance, beard and head both shaved clean. He tucked his helmet into the crook of his arm, and wiped the sweat and grime of war away with the back of his gauntlet. He smiled at the others, despite his trepidation, and did his best to appear nonthreatening, as futile a task as that might have been. Still, he projected a preternatural aura of calmness and control, his facade flawless.

"Hail, I greet you in peace, Ave Imperator." He spoke in a giant's voice: dark, rumbling, impossibly deep. "I am known as Horus Lupercal, Warmaster of the Imperium of Mankind. I possess no foes powerful enough to abduct me unwillingly; have I been caught in some snare set by an adversary of yours?" He gestured to the others, hoping that they would offer answers.


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