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@wolf paws hey man end your life before i do it for you

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@Chicogal I was under the impression I was 10/10

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fuck you

this shit is in my bathroom

i didnt feel like resizing it

ℳarches of ℳan: ℰxpedition of the ℬanner of St. ℱriedrich

Small bump.

The Unpopular Opinions Thread.

@Frizan I played the game and I REALLY didn't understand what the game was trying to tell me. They told me to bomb targets, so I carefully picked out the targets, avoiding the civilians.

Game shoots the civilians for me, ANYWAY, because 'we have a deep message'.

Game succs harder than a pornstar.

The Unpopular Opinions Thread.

@Fabricant451 that's kinda sexist of you to say that. Hmmmmmmmmm... are you saying women can't kick ass? I kid.

My unpopular opinion is that this site is full of idiots who aren't really that good at RPing. Specifically the people who say they are really good at it..

One Piece: Revolution(Closed)

@Renny Cheers fam, I don't wanna play anything big or important or strong, so I'd be content playing a bit of a sidecharacter for the Golden Turds.

One Piece: Revolution(Closed)

@Ira Hey!

My friends told me about this RP and some of the kickass stories (like when that guy threw the scythe at marines, that was pretty fucking lit.) and I was intrigued man. I know the RP says it's full, and I respect that, but I was wondering if perhaps you can find an opening for me? Quite frankly I'm not even interested in playing a cool character, in fact I kinda wanna play a totally useless guy. It seems like it'd fit in the One Piece universe/the Golden Turd crew. Furthermore I know quite a few people in this RP (Hi Renny, it's me, Partisan. ) so that's already got me excited.

Anyway just wanted to let you know, cool RP, I hope you can find a spot for me sooner or later. Cheers!

the collection of stupid characters

ℌerwig of the ℒaureyn

ℌerwig of the ℒaureyn

☩ ℬroacien tessera omni armatura fortior ☩

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ℬasic ℭharacteristics

<sub>“ℭor meum tibi offero Domine, prompte et sincere”

Salve Regina</sub>

☩ ℕame--

ℌerwig of the ℒaureyn

☩ Ⱥliases--

ℌeir to the ℒaureyn, a medium sized sub-region of the Grosswick province.
ℌerwig the Victorious, after a successful tournament.

☩ Ⱥge--

27

☩ Gender--

♂

☩ Ѻrientation--

Heterosexual, true to the Monarch's word.

☩ ℜeligion--

Monarchist

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Ⱥppearance

_{Ⱥb ipso ferro}

☩ ℘ortrayal--

Herwig of the Laureyn takes after his father; his black hair marks him as a true man of the Laureyn family. Not that this is a special marking as anyone can be born with black hair. However in this family it runs deep and is used as a criteria to determine if one is a true man of the Laureyn -- for women it doesn't really matter, as long as they were legitimate children and are fertile. His black hair is often pulled to the side with a casual drag of the hand through his hairs, clearing his face from otherwise annoying hair. It's well kept -- most certainly a task that requires time, effort and a small fee to be paid to whomever takes care of it. But it does provide him with a great bush of hair, and a freshly trimmed beard.

Regardless, Herwig has a handsome face. He has high cheekbones, giving him a slender facial structure, and a sharp jawline that is masqued by his thick black beard. It provides an outline or a sort of frame for his face. Although he is far from a handsome man as you can read about in romantic poems and saga's, he's definitely sort of good looking, average at least. His brows are furrowed slightly inwards, giving him a slightly serious look, but he has enough control over them to at least make them point upwards when he's laughing.

His forehead is relatively average sized, reinforced by his good hairline. The creases of his face run over to his nose, which is long and pointy, but very straight. His nostrils don't flare too much, which is something also frequently seen in men and women of the Laureyn. Herwig's skin is very clear, except for a tiny scar on the upper right corner of his side, frequently hidden by some hair. More due to it happening unconsciously than actual intent to hide it.

Standing at 6'1, Herwig is relatively tall. This is part of the reason why he seems to be very skinny, despite being of pretty average weight. His life as a nobleman means he leads a somewhat pampered lifestyle, which would normally mean he'd gain weight. However his duties to the king and Monarch means he is frequently traveling to issue decrees for the king, or fulfill tasks for him. As such, he's used to a life on the road or in the comfort of a foreign lords keep, which isn't a fattening life by any means. Furthermore, a regular training regiment for a knight means he's relatively well off.

On his hand are three circles, in a pyramid formation, which indicate that he has served a period of four years under the banner of Coedwin, serving as a Servant to the Monarch at this location.

As far as clothing goes, Herwig dresses like a standard nobleman. His family line isn't a particularly wealthy one but they can afford their share of nice clothes. He typically dresses in whatever is most comfortable or required for what he's doing -- when he's traveling he obviously wears some form of armor, not necessarily the heaviest, but something that can protect you. In presence of foreign lords, noblemen or the king, he naturally wears his nicest attire. He lacks any jewelry because they're not that wealthy, but he makes a fine impression regardless. In camp, or a casual setting at his own home, he'll generally just wear a regular tunic. Nothing beats regular clothes in regular situations, according to him.

Though his equipment is not permanently with him, he owns a standard bastard sword. It's not anything special, made of iron with a heavy grip. It's pretty comfortable, though it's on the heavy side. The guards are straight, and flare out slightly more towards the edges.

Normally he would wear heavy metal armor, however due to the circumstances of the expedition, it seemed better to wear a normal leather piece of armor, offering less protection but giving at least a degree of comfort during the long traveling they would be doing.

☩ ℋeight--

6'1"

☩ ωeight--

165lbs.

☩ ℇyes--

Dark blue, near gray eyes that are shaped slightly more slit than the average shape of eyes in Broacien.

☩ Ƀuild--

Slightly skinny, with toned arms and an outward standing chest. A good physique, but not as burly as one would expect from a knight. His legs are strong however, and show it too. Most of the definition on his arms is in his upper arms, with the lower arms thinning down rapidly before reaching his wrists.

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℘ersonality

_{Ⱥd Maiorem Dei Gloriam}

☩ ℘ersonality--

Herwig generally resembles something of a valiant, noble knight. He's loyal, brave, religious and lives up to the expectations of his father and the king. He serves his tasks as a Monarchist dutifully, even spending time in Coedwin as a Servant. In short, he's the man that they write about in the holy books of the Monarch. And to a degree that is true as he is truly a man of the Monarch. But there are, as always, points that are less likeable. He is very stubborn and assumes control of situations rapidly, which may or may not always be the best thing to do. Furthermore, he is quite prideful and will see an insult as a genuine attempt to make him angry, or slander his name.

Furthermore, he holds grudges and will not forget an insult until someone has made up for it threefold. When you are the heir to a region, you have to make sure that everyone knows you are as noble as you claim to be. Having random people insult you would certainly be a stain on the name of any nobleman, at least that is what he thinks.

Herwig is something of a natural leader due to his position as a nobleman that is soon to be at the head of a region. His studies had taken great care to instill a sense of leadership into him, though sometimes the sense in which he fulfills this task is something to work on. He is resolute and firm in his choices and will often take the route he finds best. 'His way or the high way' is how one could describe this process. He does not care much for the opinion of others, unless he has a natural respect for them, like his father or the Monarch. Such respect has to be earned however and it should not be assumed that Herwig will naturally respect anyone just because they did something right once or twice.

☩ Ⱦraits--

Pious ⊲⊳ Honorable ⊲⊳ Stubborn ⊲⊳ Natural leader ⊲⊳ Prideful

☩ Ⱥversion--

Low-lives ⊲⊳ Sinners ⊲⊳ Untimely, slowness

☩ Ⱥmbitions and ℱears--

A longterm goal for Herwig is naturally to take over the region of the Laureyn, as is his birthright. A sidegoal in that regard is to make sure the Laureyn grows, and becomes more prosperous, as right now it's merely a medium sized region that can sustain itself.

Another goal is to get married. It's important for him because he's the heir to an estate, and a relatively nice estate in that regard, and so offspring is naturally required. However, his duties to the King and Monarch have up until now forgone his desire to get married.

Short term goals are to enlist in the expeditionary force, going after St. Friedrichs banner. It would be the duty of a knight true to his king, as well as the duty of a Servant, loyal to the Monarch, to undergo sucha pious adventure.

His fears center around himself, his family, his estates, and his king and religion. He fears death as any man does, and fears the death of his family. These are given fears, that any man would share. Furthermore he fears the loss of his estates due to scheming and intrigue. Then he fears the death of his Monarch, although the Monarch is a wise man and a soldier at heart. Lastly, he fears breaking his faith - perhaps the biggest fear he has.

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ℋistory

_{Ⱥmator ℭrucis}

☩ ℱamily--

⊳ His father, lord Erric of the Laureyn, first of his name. The man that currently rules the domain of the Laureyn, and the patriarch of the family of the Laureyn. The man that is of most respect worthy nature second only to the King and Monarch in the eyes of Herwig.

⊳ Bastian Trudge, a bastard brother fathered by lord Erric from an invalid night with a noblewoman in his younger years. If it weren't for the fact that lord Erric had been unwed at that point in time, Bastian would've been a stain on the honor of the family. However, this was not the case. Lord Erric asked for repentance from the Monarch at that time, Queen Anne Frederica Iochlan of Hoffburgt, who was at that time still the sole ruler of Broacien, before her now-husband took her hand in marriage.

Bastian is 35, and was the presumed heir of the Laureyn region before the birth of Herwig. The two have a shaky relationship because of this, but that is not to say there is conflict. There's a mutual understanding that one would lay down their life for the other.

Bastian Trudge

⊳ His mother, lady of the Laureyn, daughter of the Barren Flats, and protector of the Monarch's Nunnery in the Laureyn, lady Goditha of Hayhill. In her younger years she was assigned to marry a foreign lord for political reasons. Until she was 23, she denied this duty, and joined the convent of nuns in the Laureyn region, never taking the oath to become a nun, but instead living there as their protector. Though that title is much more prestigious than she was, she was there to provide political leverage and to discourage strangers from preying upon the nuns.

Naturally this did not succeed, as brigands do not care for titles, only for coin and sword. When they were robbed for the second time, she sought out the lord of the region, and petitioned him for protection at the convent. During this petition, she noticed his son, lord Erric, and promptly fell in love. After successfully bargaining for the protection of the convent, she went home to the Barren Flats, and told her father she was prepared to marry under the condition she was to marry lord Erric of the Laureyn.

Lady Goditha of the Laureyn, in her younger years

☩ ℂharacter relations--

None yet.

☩ Ƀiography--

Herwig of the Laureyn was born on December 21st, on the day of the Cradle of the Monarch, a blessed day in the life of any Monarchist. He was brought into this world by his mother, lady Goditha of the Laureyn, and his father, lord Erric of the Laureyn. What was to be a joyful occassion for their parents, was the loss of title - and perhaps for a child of 7 more importantly, the loss of attention, for his half-brother Bastian. His jealousy went unnoticed and celebrations were arranged, in part for the day of the Cradle of the Monarch, and in part for the birth of a new heir.

Much his early childhood was spent in the gaze of his loving mother, whom was happy someone of her lineage could now be on the throne of the Laureyn. Not that she fostered ill-will towards the boy Bastian, but he was not hers, so how could she ever love him like she loved Herwig? She took care of both the boys, but Bastian was older and capable of handling himself, leaving only Herwig in her care. He went from learning words to learning how to walk, and when he was four, started playing with some of the other kids around the castle.

At the age of six the task of taking care of the child was taken from his mother, and entrusted to his new ward, lord Jachsen of Hyhill, his uncle. He would spend the next 6 years in the company of his uncle, living in the Barren Hall in the Barren Flats region. When his uncle got married to the princess, daughter of the king, he dissolved the wardship and Herwig left to go home. A new ward was found in the lord of a nearby region, smaller than the Laureyn. The lord was an old but capable man, and still had a mind as fresh as a man that had just come of age. His body could not keep up however, so he entrusted a lot of wisdom into Herwig, most of which was lost due to Herwig's fondness for swordplay at that age. He stayed here until he was 16, and was a man. Summerly visits to the Laureyn turned into living there again, and he was received with much joy from his family, and even Bastian.

However at the young age of 20, merely four years after becoming an adult, Herwig realized his task as a dutiful servant of the Monarch, said his farewells and joined the Servants in Coedwin, enlisting for a period of four years. He served his duty well, learning how to cope with the heat of the dusty and warm keep that the Servants called home. Most of his duties here surrounded the training of new recruits, which was boring but ultimately a good way to spend time. The few times they did battle with the Sawarim infidels were when the skirmishing parties, or the slaving parties, ventured too far away from their domain and entered the lands of the Redsand Frontier. These skirmishes were were most of his bodily scars come from.

After the four years were up, he received the three 'dots' marking on his hand, which mark him as a successful Servant and grant him privileges throughout the kingdom, most of which are small but welcome hospitalities from loyal Monarchists. Now with not a thing to do, he simply went to the Hoffburgt, and requested the King and Monarch to make use of his capabilities. Loyal knights were always welcomed, so he was sent to do random errants for the King. That is, until recently, when the expeditionary force was called to life. Now, finally, there is a true purpose.

Monarcha sit bonum.

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ℳarches of ℳan: ℰxpedition of the ℬanner of St. ℱriedrich

With the addition of my own CS, I expect CS's will now begin being crafted, now that there's a guiding line or a concept of sorts to indicate what I want.

Oh and as a sidenote, is the black lettering still unreadable?