One of my D&D campaigns turns 25 years old this month.
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It took me 10 years to finally fill one of these out, but I finally did it. Welcome, stranger.
I'm Drache. I'm a millenial leftist living in the US deep south. I'm a queer polyamorous kinkster. You can find me at PRIDE, at Ren Fair, at the local farmer's market, and the monthly dark party. I play D&D, I play Skyrim, and I play with gags and blindfolds. I'm your elder femdom, even though my bones hurt.
During the day I'm an emergency animal medical professional with 20 years in the field. On my off time I'm a dog show enthusiast, a karaoke singer, a baker, and a volunteer wildlife rehabilitator. I'm a collector of rare houseplants, of rescued exotic birds, of books, of tattoos. I'm the most feral spouse with the most domestic skills. I'm perpetually exhausted but endlessly impulsive.
If you're looking for a partner to share in your high fantasy, in your dark themes, in your deranged kinky monsterfucking, send me a PM.
Roleplayer Confession #1: I have one character that is my #1 favourite and I have a tendency to eventually abandon all RPs that don't include them.
Roleplayer Confession #2: I am annoyed by players who "only play females" or "only play MxF" or whatever their hangup might be. Even if I'm in the mood to play a role that complements their preferences, I find that most of the time they are too trapped in their little comfort zone to be quality RPers anyways.
Roleplayer Confession #3: I don't care what the forum recommendations are, I don't consider anything less than 5 paragraphs to be "Advanced".
Roleplayer Confession #4: I avoid RPs where the premise includes a lot of Japanese terminology.
Roleplayer Confession #5: I hate character sheets.
Dudes who set up RP universes that are heavy in racism, sexism, homophobia, etc all in the name of "being realistic hurr hurr hurr". Listen buddy, you just got done explaining how XYZ kingdom is run by some kind of undead cabal and how half the population is capable of either telepathy or flinging fireballs. You'd think you would have enough imagination to let your players play a brown gay guy or a legit warrior chick without heaping things against them unnecessarily.
Buddy, if you can't abandon all the -isms long enough to allow characters representing marginalized peoples in positions of power you need to take a good hard look at yourself.
Please expect anything below this line to reference smut and adult themes.
Who I am: Over 18 RPer with 16+ years experience. US Central timezone (GMT -6) Usually RP at a high-cas to advanced level but looking to tone it down a bit for some easy smut. Work 60+ hours per week, can reply every few days, sometimes more. Prefer medieval fantasy, sci-fi, and paranormal settings. Also willing to consider victorian/steampunk. Already have several in-depth adventure/plot-driven RPs going and looking for a bit of fun on the side. Dirty and horny af.
What I am looking for: PWP-style RP. I don't want to have to flesh out an entire universe to get some characters banging. We're going into this with the expectation of smut so I don't want to have to pry out of you what you want to do. MxM, FxF, or FxM pairings. Also very open to trios. Trans/NB characters are fine. Supernatural beings x human. Or supernatural x supernatural. This can be anything from shapeshifted dragons to aliens I don't care. BDSM overtones and/or taboo themes are fine, just PM me for details. Cliche' plots are fine. You want your innocent little peasant girl/boy to be lost in the woods and get nailed by a werewolf? Perfect. I tend to favour the more dominant/outgoing/monster characters but I can change it up if you have a good idea for your own. Absolutely NO modern RPs they are so boring. No demons unless you are going to play the demon.
You should be: 18+ Horny. Unwilling to fade to black (obviously). Play at at least a mid-high Casual level (several paragraphs per post). Have some idea of what kind of smut you like.
A note about Fandom: I'm not a huge fan of Fandom (lol?) I have never seen an anime before. I don't understand most of the Japanese/Anime lingo as it relates to RP. I won't play canon characters. You might talk me into a Harry Potter or Star Trek RP if you want to try.
A few pairings/plot ideas to get the juices flowing (ha):
Human captured by alien Master x new slave Part-human shut-in seduced by medieval noble Traveler/Adventurer/Dungeoneer x Monster Evil wizard/mage/cleric x virgin sacrifice Stowaway x Pirate captain Dragon x Prince(ss) or sacrifice Werewolves Furries/Anthros Sentient animals Futa/Intersex x Female
A few plothooks that may or may not relate to the pairings above:
It's a few years since the treaty was signed between the humans and aliens. Tensions are still high and there are several territories that are still disputed. MC is an alien fighter jockey, one of the most highly skilled against the human forces, maybe even the face of the alien military during the war. For him, the fighting might not even be over. YC is a human scientist or hapless traveler who ends up in a No-Fly Zone only to be picked up and captured by MC. What will he do with YC? Can he or she convince him that humans aren't so bad? Or perhaps the only way out of being imprisoned is to get on his good side before it's too late? (MxM or MxF)
MC is a skilled craftsman/craftswoman of some sort. Maybe an instrumentmaker or tailor. They are very good at what they do but rarely leave their workshop. They are an inhuman. A hybrid or half-breed of some kind who has been shunned in the past but is mostly harmless. YC is a wealthy noble who has placed an order with MC's shop and shows up to pick it up themselves when the rest of the staff has gone and finds themselves unusually interested in MC. (Intend for MC to be the meeker character in spite of being non-human. MxF, MxM, or FxF).
The trouble with dragons is that they really will sleep with anything. MC is a dragon. Perhaps they are small, just the right size to get with YC without changing shape. Or maybe they are enormous and mighty but can shapeshift into someone handsome/beautiful. Or maybe they shapeshift into a human-sized dragonlike biped who is a perfect mix of their awesome true form and a human shape. Whatever the case, YC has fallen into their clutches somehow and has caught their eye. Perhaps they are a prince looking to gain a reputation as a dragonslayer. Perhaps they are a village girl sacrificed for being just a bit too smart. You decide the details. MxF, MxM, FxF
We've played a bit in the past. If you'll have me again I'd be very interested in the Mount and Rider idea. I'd be happy to play the rider or the dragon.
I play a lot of fantasy monster characters who run 200-2k years old. In fact, most of the characters I am currently playing are at least 100 years old.
When playing boring humans I usually pick early to mid-thirties. Maybe forties. I rarely ever play anyone younger than 25 and I never play children unless they are NPC/side-characters who don't interact with the main characters much at all. Most of my RPs have mature themes and I have a strict "no pedo" rule that includes RP partners who are under 18 (sorry, kids.)
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I'm Drache. I'm a millenial leftist living in the US deep south. I'm a queer polyamorous kinkster. You can find me at PRIDE, at Ren Fair, at the local farmer's market, and the monthly dark party. I play D&D, I play Skyrim, and I play with gags and blindfolds. I'm your elder femdom, even though my bones hurt.
During the day I'm an emergency animal medical professional with 20 years in the field. On my off time I'm a dog show enthusiast, a karaoke singer, a baker, and a volunteer wildlife rehabilitator. I'm a collector of rare houseplants, of rescued exotic birds, of books, of tattoos. I'm the most feral spouse with the most domestic skills. I'm perpetually exhausted but endlessly impulsive.
If you're looking for a partner to share in your high fantasy, in your dark themes, in your deranged kinky monsterfucking, send me a PM.
What else is there to say?
<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;"><div class="bb-center"><img src="https://i.makeagif.com/media/8-02-2023/lZxEjc.gif" /><br><br><font color="#9e0b0f"><span class="bb-i">It took me 10 years to finally fill one of these out, but I finally did it. Welcome, stranger.</span></font></div><br><br><div class="bb-center"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/M3SqGRE.jpg" /></div><br><br>I'm Drache. I'm a millenial leftist living in the US deep south. I'm a queer polyamorous kinkster. You can find me at PRIDE, at Ren Fair, at the local farmer's market, and the monthly dark party. I play D&D, I play Skyrim, and I play with gags and blindfolds. I'm your elder femdom, even though my bones hurt.<br><br>During the day I'm an emergency animal medical professional with 20 years in the field. On my off time I'm a dog show enthusiast, a karaoke singer, a baker, and a volunteer wildlife rehabilitator. I'm a collector of rare houseplants, of rescued exotic birds, of books, of tattoos. I'm the most feral spouse with the most domestic skills. I'm perpetually exhausted but endlessly impulsive. <br><br>If you're looking for a partner to share in your high fantasy, in your dark themes, in your deranged kinky monsterfucking, send me a PM. <br><br>What else is there to say?</div>
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