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4 days ago
Current I'm about to be banished for the good of the realm again. Where is the trust in this world, I ask you?
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7 mos ago
I'm sorry, you've reached his personal secretary, Department of Shrubbery, Floor 64, Desk 1024. How can we help you today?
9 mos ago
Or buy a van or a used rental truck. Something nobody would look twice at. You can put in a rack for the rope, duct tape, plastic sheeting, shovels....
9 mos ago
Never trust a car salesman - especially a used car salesman. Have a buddy park across the street and see how many stuffed body bags you can shove in there. Gotta have room for plastic sheeting, etc.
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9 mos ago
Neil Gaiman wrote in his Good Omens bio that he likes it when fans send him $50. (He read Terry Pratchett's bio and figured it wouldn't hurt.)

Bio

I am a seven-foot tall minecraft-playing hindu guru drag-queen alien.

Possessor of an Ancient Device™ Model 17. No, I don't know what it does. No, you can't play with it.

Pronouns: It. As in: "What is it? What does it want? Why is it here? Oh my god, it's got my... <insert random body part or object here>"

Likes: World Domination, Writing, Rpg, scifi/fantasy, anime, sketchup 3d models, and anime music videos.

Companions: a host of characters from other games, my personal muse Penny (as in Bad), and the Badger gang - Toothpick, Buttons, Shark, and Mongo. They grew up in the balcony of an old theatre that played a lot of gangster movies. Normally benign, but may invade the OOC forums.

Most Recent Posts

In hey 2 yrs ago Forum: Introduce Yourself
Greetings and salutations, Wheels.
I've added my character sheet to the character forum, then posted in the IC. I hope that's okay and there's no problem with my post?
The blow came out of nowhere, slamming into her back, knocking the air out of her lungs and blistering her back while throwing her through the air towards a wall. Instinctively she flung her arm out and felt it shatter as it hit, broken bones piercing through her flesh making her scream breathlessly, then her head hit the wall with a massive *thunk* and everything went blissfully black....




...Where was she? Buried in rubble? She couldn't move! She couldn't feel any part of her self? Was she paralyzed? Was she in a coma? Was this a floatation tank for burns? Was she in surgery? Was she...? Was she dead? Was this death? Why did this happen to her? Who did this to her and why? Was this heaven? Hell? Limbo? Why wasn't she in heaven? Was it what she did with Johnny back in high school? That counted? Then why was she the only one here? I don't belong here! I had a life! I had a job! I had friends! I don't belong here! Let me out! Let me out!

...How long have I been here? An hour? A year? Five minutes? SOMEBODY LET ME OUT OF..!




...Cold hit her first, a shock after feeling nothing for so long - and then she realized she was falling. Fluid was running out of her mouth but there was no air to scream with. Feebly she tried to tuck her head before her body slammed on the stony ground, making her spew out the liquid, gasping as she was finally able to pull in air...

"Svo-lach'!" came out weakly, but air was filling her burning lungs, making her cough then her body painfully heaved, spewing more liquid from her stomach. For a fleeting moment, she wished she was dead again before the next contraction forced more liquid out.

Niki wearily raised her head, her vision all blurry but someone was there with a light...?

"Kto ty? Gde ya?" she managed, slipping into the motherland tongue she grew up with. Blinking, she could make out a man, no, two men, one bearded with a really old lantern. This didn't look like a hospital...?

"Kak ya syuda popal? Chto so mnoy sluchilos'?" Niki demands, then gasps in horror as she sees her bluish-grey arm. Somehow she managed to sit up, but looking down she was horrified. "Chto sluchilos' s moim telom? Eto uzhasno!"

Niki turned, taking in the room and the two blue glowing pods that had people in them...! Nor was she the only person writhing on the floor.

"What have you done to me?" she angrily demands, turning back to the other two.




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*Revised and Accepted







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Welcome to the Vaults




Keep away from the cell doors.
If the alarm goes off, don't hesitate.
Hit the deck.
Greetings and salutations! I wish you the best of luck with your roleplaying endeavors.
Greetings and salutations! Perhaps we'll meet around the chalk.
Greetings and salutations! Congrats on the long running romance, may you find similar-minded partners here.
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