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3 days ago
Current I'm about to be banished for the good of the realm again. Where is the trust in this world, I ask you?
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7 mos ago
I'm sorry, you've reached his personal secretary, Department of Shrubbery, Floor 64, Desk 1024. How can we help you today?
9 mos ago
Or buy a van or a used rental truck. Something nobody would look twice at. You can put in a rack for the rope, duct tape, plastic sheeting, shovels....
9 mos ago
Never trust a car salesman - especially a used car salesman. Have a buddy park across the street and see how many stuffed body bags you can shove in there. Gotta have room for plastic sheeting, etc.
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9 mos ago
Neil Gaiman wrote in his Good Omens bio that he likes it when fans send him $50. (He read Terry Pratchett's bio and figured it wouldn't hurt.)

Bio

I am a seven-foot tall minecraft-playing hindu guru drag-queen alien.

Possessor of an Ancient Device™ Model 17. No, I don't know what it does. No, you can't play with it.

Pronouns: It. As in: "What is it? What does it want? Why is it here? Oh my god, it's got my... <insert random body part or object here>"

Likes: World Domination, Writing, Rpg, scifi/fantasy, anime, sketchup 3d models, and anime music videos.

Companions: a host of characters from other games, my personal muse Penny (as in Bad), and the Badger gang - Toothpick, Buttons, Shark, and Mongo. They grew up in the balcony of an old theatre that played a lot of gangster movies. Normally benign, but may invade the OOC forums.

Most Recent Posts

The diagnostic panel was shot. Literally shot. Karma was half-afraid to ask what had happened to it? But until she had the time to repair it, she'd have to do a manual check. Fortunately for her, she had fourteen years experience running manual checks.

Each ship they'd bring into the yard would have one critical component pulled to keep the prisoners from using it to escape - and the diagnostic panel would tell the prisoners exactly what component that was, so they weren't allowed to check it. They'd also drain most of the fuel, leaving just enough to get it into and out of the yard. Since her escape, she bet they now drained all the tanks before letting one of the mechanic prisoners in.

But it was a good thing the Dauntless was on the ground.

The auxiliary oxygen generator wouldn't turn on.
The APU's batteries were half dead.
Various components on the engine were wearing out and needed replacement, now.
And if there was a fire, forget the fire suppression system.

Karma sighed, wiping the grease off her hands. The Dauntless needed an overhaul. Overhauls need money for parts and labor. Judging by the state of the rest of the ship, money was in very short supply. She'd take the captain a list of what was needed, but she'd probably need to raid the local boneyard to find parts the ship could use.
Planes
Okay, since Karma's the ship's mechanic, what issues is she currently aware of?

What jury-rigged repairs exist?

Is the "Check Engine" light on?

Baisemain
Oh, my daddy taught me well
There's some devils in heaven and some angels in hell
So promise me child, when they pull your card
You'll know, you'll know which one you are
Sounds fun. Peg me as interested.
Oh the blessing and the curse of such a good RP. Everyone wants in, but not everyone can make it in :(

At least the plus side is that everyone brings their A game. Thses submissions are really cool. B)


Well, this is supposed to be a rag-tag sort of group. Any elite-type would be quickly snatched up by elite groups, so I like that we're to be flawed. Flaws mean you have to work harder.

NOTE: often when I play mute characters, some telepath shows up offering to translate. A few of my more unusual characters would induce headaches. Seven will do it by slamming the telepath into the nearest stationary object. Her head is not a peep show.
Your world is yours
Not mine, Quidam
Your dreams are yours
You may have touched the stars
But they weren't moved
And if you reach for me
I may not choose
To hold your hand
I might smile
Or I might turn away
Attention, your attention, please
A newsflash has this moment arrived from the Malabar front
Our forces in South India have won a glorious victory

I am authorized to say that the action we are now reporting
May, well bring the war within measurable distance of its end
Here is the newsflash
racing
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