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19 days ago
Current Tsukimichi Moonlit Fantasy has an ordinary-looking MC that to the world he'd been Isekai'd to, the humans find him incredibly ugly.
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1 mo ago
I have the flu. Wheee.
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2 mos ago
Gkids did a special theater showing of My Neighbor Totoro, tonight was the last night. Pity.
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2 mos ago
Heaven has exactly one lawyer, but don't tell anyone. Mary Todd's still looking for him.
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2 mos ago
Woke up Christmas night and there was Santa glaring at me from the door. At least I think it was Santa. We had a marine neighbor, or maybe it was dad? Only neither one had a beard.
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Bio

I am a seven-foot tall minecraft-playing hindu guru drag-queen alien.

Possessor of an Ancient Device™ Model 17. No, I don't know what it does. No, you can't play with it.

Pronouns: It. As in: "What is it? What does it want? Why is it here? Oh my god, it's got my... <insert random body part or object here>"

Likes: World Domination, Writing, Rpg, scifi/fantasy, anime, sketchup 3d models, and anime music videos.

Companions: a host of characters from other games, my personal muse Penny (as in Bad), and the Badger gang - Toothpick, Buttons, Shark, and Mongo. They grew up in the balcony of an old theatre that played a lot of gangster movies. Normally benign, but may invade the OOC forums.

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Yalmastr Redforge stood in front of the mirror, her beard in her hands as she studied her face. The face that had cost her so much - a marriage and the life of one of her students. Not to mention the enmity his clan, the Trollhoods, who made a big production whenever their paths crossed. The whole spitting, the cursing her name, the turning of backs, it was ridiculous and too time consuming. Especially at the start of practice! Why seek her out when it came time for weapons training when there were others?

"After all this time, do you think you're going to suddenly sprout a beard, Yal?"
"It's not that!" she denied, feeling her cheeks burning. "Everyone knows I'm.... beardless. Why should I wear this to the Great Hall? What's the point of it all?"

"Oh, my dear," Branae sighs, rushing over from the doorway to give her daughter a hug. "If you don't wear the beard, they'll stop singing, stop the feast, and everyone will be yelling at everyone else. And you'd still be leaving tomorrow but with a bunch of angry long-beards knotting and twisting their chin hairs and calling out doom and misfortune on you, and that's not good for anyone."

She paused, leaning back to study her daughter. "So, for the good of your group, and for the good of Thrillem, wear the beard, listen to the old songs, nod when the long-beards speak their nonsense, meet the people you're going on the road with, and eat your fill. I mean that, you never know on the road where your next meal will come from, so eat when you can."

"I've never been away from Thrillem before," Yal said, shaking her head. "Why didn't they pick anyone who's been outside to do this?"

"Our long-beards have spoken," Branae sighs, stroking her whiskers. "The fact they're all rock headed loons who couldn't tell quartz from granite is besides the point."
A chuckle escaped Yal.
"Oh dear, you're developing a sense of humor," her mother sighed mockingly. "Tongues will be wagging, I wager."
"I am not!" Yal stomped her foot, but feeling her mouth quirk.
"Best cover that up if you're trying to hide that," Branae smiled. "Your father and the others want to see you before you go."
"But they're dead!"
"So? At least they won't talk your ears off."


Yal eyed Thorfinn as he spoke.
"Yeah, grand feast," she managed, fighting the urge to scratch under her false beard. Why did it have to itch so? "I'm Yal, Yal Redforge. You are...?"
@Expendable The seals are very nice and all, perhaps as a backup, but the Warden will have no trouble controlling her on her own. That's why she's the Warden, after all.


The warden's a krusnik or demon lord, aren't they?

In any event, the seal is more for the protection of the guards.
I'm giving you two ways to control her - a geas whose command word is engraved in an ancient language on the lid of her coffin, and three ancient Seals of the Dead God, one of which is hung around her neck on a breakable necklace. I pity the poor fool who tries to take away this pagan emblem from her.

I should mention, pronunciation is very important for the geas to work.

Glad you like my Dairy flaw.

I'm figuring the Maw may have had a rat problem before she showed up.
If that is what you truly wish...

Pity. I thought up a medicine man who's a divvy, paired up with a gnome (if allowed). He can do some doctoring, some dentistry, make up pills using the ingredients in his medicine cabinet, and prepare special magical ammo. A jack of all trades, although he likes to avoid manual labor. uses drowsing rods to find water, can sense the presence of antiques, or a glimpse of the history of an object by touch. Wears a lot of gloves. has spent some time locked up, seems his wagon helps him to keep moving to avoid the law.

The gnome's a pint-size thief, second-story work, picking pockets or locks, or shilling his patent medicine. She's a scavenger of the desert who knows how to survive. This includes corpses - since they're not gnomes, technically it's not cannibalism. Leathery undead gunslingers may be gnawed on.
@Red Wizard
Under Background, you asked for details about family - parents, siblings, spouses, children - so I'm generating that. Her history is next, although the suggestion is she may be a bit more travelled than the usual dwarf. I hadn't planned on any half-dwarves or adopted brothers of other races. I imagine they would bump their heads a lot, if they existed. Like Gandalf in a hobbit hole.

Forgot about the ancestor worship, I can work with that.

Oh, and Happy Birthday.
@Red Wizard

A was raised by her mother, a wealthy wine merchant who supplies both the common wines for the taverns as well as the more expensive wines for the nobles and wealthy families. Her mother is also said to be very religious. (some suggestions of the type of dwarven gods in this world would be helpful)

There's still scandalized talk of that trip, about how Mother dragged her husband out with her, how he died on that trip, how she came back with A, a young infant, and pregnant. And her mother still goes out on trips - but what people talk about is how she flirts shamelessly with males; some of them aren't even dwarves!

And there's whispers that a ghost haunts her, appearing every few months to do battle all night long with her. It would explain the weapons mounted on the wall in every room. Some suggest the ghost is her husband, A's father.

When A was born, a goose laid a golden egg - and she still has that egg. A's also said to be lucky, and has two younger brothers.

Still working on details of A's life. How do you like what I've got so far?
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