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5 mos ago
Current Jenny Nicholson's four hour takedown of the failed Star Wars hotel is the most entertaining thing Disney Star Wars has provided in seven years
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5 mos ago
Train isn't a real band, it exists just to be played softly in clothing stores or the few malls that still exist in America. You can't convince me otherwise. RIP to the bassist though.
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5 mos ago
Discord really did ruin everything, now people can't even air their grievances publicly like the good lord intended
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5 mos ago
Someone grab the lid before the worms escape the can.
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5 mos ago
The real status bar drama are the friends we made along the way.
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Look, I got lost on the way to getting some jajangmyeon and it'd be foolish to leave now.

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There is infinitely more fun to be had in a city than a small town or out in the country. I grew up in a small small farm town and all there was to do was go to the 'crick' or hang out at the Waffle House before it got too dark. The only downside to city activities is that it costs more but I'll take that over only having a dollar theater that plays eight month old movies.
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Garfield? Felix? Hellokitty?


None of them solve mysteries with hip teens in a hippie van.
In high school I was at a friend's house hanging out with some people cuz he had a pool table in his basement and his grandmother didn't mind us drinking from the liquor cabinet because she was old and not all there and he had a cat and the fucker scratched the shit out of me when all I did was try to pet it. Since then I've wished a pox upon all cats. Dogs have Scooby-Doo. Cats have...fuckin no one. Therefore, dogs win.
I never left
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You ever have brown sugar meatloaf? ooh baby that shit is good


No, but now I feel like I should
The only thing I want ketchup on is shitty meat loaf. Which is all meat loaf. Including the singer. There was a time I put ketchup on a lot of things but I really don't like it anymore and I have to always ask for none of it when I get a burger or something.
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Girl what?! xD

I feel dirty for wanting to try that.


Everyone is disgusted but curious until they try it and like 70 percent of the time the response is "Well that's not so bad" and I take that as a win.

Also fuck you, ketchup is good on anything!


What about on top of a drink check mate tomato paste ketchup lobby
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