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4 mos ago
Current Jenny Nicholson's four hour takedown of the failed Star Wars hotel is the most entertaining thing Disney Star Wars has provided in seven years
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4 mos ago
Train isn't a real band, it exists just to be played softly in clothing stores or the few malls that still exist in America. You can't convince me otherwise. RIP to the bassist though.
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4 mos ago
Discord really did ruin everything, now people can't even air their grievances publicly like the good lord intended
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4 mos ago
Someone grab the lid before the worms escape the can.
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4 mos ago
The real status bar drama are the friends we made along the way.
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Look, I got lost on the way to getting some jajangmyeon and it'd be foolish to leave now.

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(I also have yet to hear about any new PS5 games that were worth it's 70 dollar price tag. But a lot of 'em sure are pretty lookin' aren't they?)


I would have paid double for Returnal
@Fabricant451 What about the story? Is it meh or yeh?


Giancarlo Esposito sure is good at acting.

The characters have more personality (protag included) than the past Far Cry games.

So the story so far is like...fine? I care enough about the conflict but less so about the lore and backstory.
Eh, so far yeah. It's leaning a bit more into the wacky and stuff like equipment. And I dont have to hunt for upgrades, I just get them by playing how i want to play
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Is it fun? And did you enjoy selling your credit card info to Epic Games Store's bad security system?


Joke's on them, I got the PS5 version in the holiday sale.

And like I mean it's fine? The shooting is fine and I can send an alligator to kill people and it'll never die because of 'reptile genetics' but like it's a little weird how the game opens with Gus Fring being all fascist and the player and pals escaping from military police rounding up people for death squads and murdering them in the street only to then 10 minutes later talk to a drunk guy who tells you how to kill with a crocodile and also mercilessly slaughter like a dozen of those same military police as you rob them of uranium and resources to put a scope on your rifle and make bullets that pop heads 5 percent better all while characters are in your ear talking about how the revolution is happening and how bad fascism is.
I played like an hour of Far Cry 6 and I've never broken my neck on tonal whiplash so hard and so often in my life.
The status bar was a mistake but it's a beautiful mistake and I love it because it's fun and I can shitpost like a champ and get like 5 likes and feel accomplished before looking around at the filth pile surrounding me, lit only by the glow of my monitor, sigh, then think of the next way to fill my life with meaning. It's great.
Anyway here's this





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