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4 mos ago
Current Jenny Nicholson's four hour takedown of the failed Star Wars hotel is the most entertaining thing Disney Star Wars has provided in seven years
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4 mos ago
Train isn't a real band, it exists just to be played softly in clothing stores or the few malls that still exist in America. You can't convince me otherwise. RIP to the bassist though.
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4 mos ago
Discord really did ruin everything, now people can't even air their grievances publicly like the good lord intended
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4 mos ago
Someone grab the lid before the worms escape the can.
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4 mos ago
The real status bar drama are the friends we made along the way.
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Look, I got lost on the way to getting some jajangmyeon and it'd be foolish to leave now.

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Age: 27

What Brings you Here?: "Wonderwall. You know, the Oasis song? 'I said maybeeeeee', that song? No? What about...Gold, by Spandau Ballet? 'Always believe in your soul, you've got the power to know you're indestructible!' Oh come on, how can you not have heard of them? What about Needles and Pins? Up the Junction? Sha-La-La-La-Lee? You're kidding me. I'm American and I know more about British music than you do. What? The Streets' 'Dry Your Eyes'? Yeah, I know it. It's a break-up so-oh. You're joking, right? All this time, all I did? I'm in another fucking country, Alex, what the fuck am I supposed to do?"

"Did you ever see a man with no heart?
Baby that was me
Just a lonely, lonely man with no heart
'Til you set me free...
...
I'm alive...I'm alive, I'm alive...
"

"Thank you very much, tips are appreciated, not required, just hoping to make your commute a little more exciting. Requests? Fuck it, why not, for you on the house 'cuz your eyes look kind. What's that? Something from not this decade? Alright, I got something just for you, Bright Eyes."

"'Does she wake up, put on make-up in the bathroom...'"

"How long have I been busking? God...I've been in London now...almost two years? Well, I came here before Christmas year before last, got dumped day before Christmas, spent the day in the emptiest pub talking to a bartender who lost his voice in the war - don't know which but pretty sure he was lying. Got a job at a coffee shop - same one I got dumped in - got fired for arguing with a customer about whetehr or not Ed Sheeran is good and they didn't like that I said he'd be great if literally anyone else sang the stuff he wrote. Granted, I also called them a fucking idiot but I stand by it. Anyway, yeah, been busking between jobs pretty much since the day I got here. Blew all my money on a plane ticket - one way - because someone told me they loved me and I was stupid enough to believe them. Anyway, here's Wonderwall..."

"I've got to get the fuck out of London. People are starting to refer to me as 'that guitar girl' when they aren't calling me colorful uses of the c-word. I've got enough money for a train ticket, maybe I'll try my hand up in Manchester or something. How much could a train ticket possibly cost? Star Atlantic? Pretentious as fuck name. Lottery? Fuck it, why not, last time I got lucky all I got was a faked orgasm and dumped so I'm used to disappointment..."
I'm playing a busker who followed a lover to London, got dumped, is broke, and won the lottery so is taking a vacation on someone else's dime. She's going to be American and you'll never guess the FC but it'll make sense
ALso my guy! The song linked. I didn't think anyone cool listened to Lovage.


Behind every successful man there is someone who links him dope music to use for interest checks and that someone is me
I reached the first town in Horizon Forbidden West and it was a burst of sidequests and shit to do and I've never felt more threatened by a game.

I'm going to do it all.
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you're my favorite villain tho


Damn, now I have no choice but to rescind my statement.
Friendly reminder that Ted Faro is better than your favorite villain and also fuck Ted Faro
4. I get called an ass. (I mean, I hope it's your kink or something. So we're both having a good time here.)


My kink does happen to involve asses but I can't fit a square peg into a round hole. I've tried.

Feel free to change the subject peeps.


The new Kirby game is for the vore peeps

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And you pretend that I'm the moral crusader.

I ain't reading the rest of that.


I don't like people making fun of my friends unless it's me. It's not me being a moral crusader it's me calling a spade a spade
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