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'been going through a lot of shit recently. I will try to start catching up soon. Sorry to everybody who's waiting on me!
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4 mos ago
When you have to disable a new 'advanced' search to get proper search results and learn that 'advanced' means 'AI'. Let's rename it artificial superficiality, short 'AS'. Not to be confused with...
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4 mos ago
I'm slightly proud of myself having overcome my hate for indoor spiders a bit over the years. In my youth I often eliminated them, now I carry them outside in a jar. Spiders here are harmless though.
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4 mos ago
Believe me, if they could, the entirity of Southern Germany would send you all the rain they had over the last couple of days. I'm just not sure you'd actually want the widespread destruction.
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4 mos ago
Finally managed to catch the mouse. Our cat must consider me the most incompetent person of all times given how she watched instead of helping. She dragged the problem in though!
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Bio
Welcome to my profile page!
Who the hell is this person behind those many miles of fiber optics and copper cable ?
I'm a 34 year old guy.
... who's working as a software developer
... and enjoys roleplaying as a casual hobby to distract himself from ongoing stress
And into which hell will I descend with you participating in one of my roleplays?
I'm a fantasy addict: medieval high and low!
I'd consider myself to be a low casual roleplayer, 3 paragraphs per post on average.
My schedule varies. It might happen that I won't be able to post at all for a week, but then again it might happen that I'll reach a sweet spot inside which I can go on a posting rampage. I'd say one can expect 1-2 posts a week from me, depending on the lengths involved.
English is not my native language, but so far I've not encountered anyone who had had trouble with me over that :)
Want to RP with me ? Shoot me a PM, but don't shoot me!
@Ellion Yes, weekends are free time for me (if there aren't any additional tasks to be done). I'm working on my masterthesis in collaboration with a company.
Well, my day is 2/3 over. I'm trying to relax a bit before my weekend is gone completely.
Btw.: Having to look down all the time can be a nasty thing, too. And being that tall probably does bring Andri's skeleton and some other organs closer to the human design limits (just think of all that weight alone), that's why he was/is rather unsuccessful in 'conventional' style of combat.
In Depth Physical Description: His shoulder height is about four feet, his head-body length excluding the tail (ignore the thing attached to it) is somewhere between seven and eight feet. The human left in him still allows him to walk on two legs, but he prefers doing it with all four since it spreads his weight better and doesn't make him that tall. The crossing with a summer tanager granted him feathered wings. It'll require a lot of training and maintaining his very muscular and lean build for them to actually lift him off the ground - he can only glide at the moment. The flamboyant reddish skin colour also comes from the bird part in him. The scientists that fitted him with all this foreign DNA never truly found out where this huge, weird, antlers-like structure on his head comes from. Harald is one of the 'earlier models' that escaped, so its most likely that just something went terribly wrong. The horny substance his claws consist of started to grow at other places it shouldn't as well.
Personality: There is a big cat in him, so he likes to do what cats like to do: Slumping on the ground and enjoy the warmth coming from the sun in the partial shade for most of the day, preying on animals (including bigger ones), see if there's anything to tidy up on himself and roar. Asides from that, the human in him is curious, friendly and powerful enough to suppress those wild instincts if it is required for the most part.
Granted, you get bubbles. They spawn directly underneath you the next time you go swimming anywhere deep enough for you to drown if you loose buoyancy.
I wish for a clone of mine that behaves as I do but is totally obedient to me so I can stop him behaving like me whenever I want it.
Granted. However, as you are now in posession of all the money in the world, there's no money left for the economy. Some weeks later you realize that you can't eat money, but there's noone left who can make agriculture. You starve to death and your body is never to be found as it is buried under a rusting, rotting heap of... money.
I wish for being able to arbitrarily delay or antedate my need to sleep.
[hr]Welcome to my profile page![hr]
[indent][color=red][h3]Who the hell is this person behind those many miles of fiber optics and copper cable ?[/h3][/color][/indent]
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[indent][color=red][h3]And into which hell will I descend with you participating in one of my roleplays?[/h3][/color][/indent]
[list][*][color=888888]I'[/color][color=999999]m[/color] [color=aaaaaa]a[/color] [color=bbbbbb]f[/color][color=cccccc]a[/color][color=dddddd]n[/color][color=eeeeee]t[/color]asy addict: medieval high and low!
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[center][h3][color=red]Want to RP with me ? Shoot me a PM, but don't shoot me![/color][/h3][/center]
[hr]Thanks for visiting![hr]
<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;"><hr class="bb-hr">Welcome to my profile page!<hr class="bb-hr"><br><br><div class="bb-indent"><font color="red"><div class="bb-h3">Who the hell is this person behind those many miles of fiber optics and copper cable ?</div></font></div><br><ul class="bb-list" style="white-space: normal;"><li><font color="#888888">I'</font><font color="#999999">m</font> <font color="#aaaaaa">a</font> <font color="#bbbbbb">3</font><font color="#cccccc">4</font> <font color="#dddddd">y</font><font color="#eeeeee">e</font>ar old guy.</li><li><font color="#888888">.</font><font color="#999999">.</font><font color="#aaaaaa">.</font> <font color="#bbbbbb">w</font><font color="#cccccc">h</font><font color="#dddddd">o</font><font color="#eeeeee">'s</font> working as a software developer</li><li><font color="#888888">.</font><font color="#999999">.</font><font color="#aaaaaa">.</font> <font color="#bbbbbb">a</font><font color="#cccccc">n</font><font color="#dddddd">d</font> <font color="#eeeeee">e</font>njoys roleplaying as a casual hobby to distract himself from ongoing stress</li></ul><br><br><div class="bb-indent"><font color="red"><div class="bb-h3">And into which hell will I descend with you participating in one of my roleplays?</div></font></div><br><ul class="bb-list" style="white-space: normal;"><li><font color="#888888">I'</font><font color="#999999">m</font> <font color="#aaaaaa">a</font> <font color="#bbbbbb">f</font><font color="#cccccc">a</font><font color="#dddddd">n</font><font color="#eeeeee">t</font>asy addict: medieval high and low!</li><li><font color="#888888">I'</font><font color="#999999">d</font> <font color="#aaaaaa">c</font><font color="#bbbbbb">o</font><font color="#cccccc">n</font><font color="#dddddd">s</font><font color="#eeeeee">i</font>der myself to be a low casual roleplayer, 3 paragraphs per post on average.</li><li><font color="#888888">M</font><font color="#999999">y</font> <font color="#aaaaaa">s</font><font color="#bbbbbb">c</font><font color="#cccccc">h</font><font color="#dddddd">e</font><font color="#eeeeee">d</font>ule varies. It might happen that I won't be able to post at all for a week, but then again it might happen that I'll reach a sweet spot inside which I can go on a posting rampage. I'd say one can expect 1-2 posts a week from me, depending on the lengths involved.</li><li><font color="#888888">E</font><font color="#999999">n</font><font color="#aaaaaa">g</font><font color="#bbbbbb">l</font><font color="#cccccc">i</font><font color="#dddddd">s</font><font color="#eeeeee">h</font> is not my native language, but so far I've not encountered anyone who had had trouble with me over that :)</li></ul><br><br><div class="bb-center"><div class="bb-h3"><font color="red">Want to RP with me ? Shoot me a PM, but don't shoot me!</font></div></div><br><br><hr class="bb-hr">Thanks for visiting!<hr class="bb-hr"></div>