Avatar of Fetzen

Status

Recent Statuses

1 mo ago
Current 'been going through a lot of shit recently. I will try to start catching up soon. Sorry to everybody who's waiting on me!
6 likes
4 mos ago
When you have to disable a new 'advanced' search to get proper search results and learn that 'advanced' means 'AI'. Let's rename it artificial superficiality, short 'AS'. Not to be confused with...
2 likes
4 mos ago
I'm slightly proud of myself having overcome my hate for indoor spiders a bit over the years. In my youth I often eliminated them, now I carry them outside in a jar. Spiders here are harmless though.
3 likes
4 mos ago
Believe me, if they could, the entirity of Southern Germany would send you all the rain they had over the last couple of days. I'm just not sure you'd actually want the widespread destruction.
2 likes
4 mos ago
Finally managed to catch the mouse. Our cat must consider me the most incompetent person of all times given how she watched instead of helping. She dragged the problem in though!
3 likes

Bio


Welcome to my profile page!


Who the hell is this person behind those many miles of fiber optics and copper cable ?

  • I'm a 34 year old guy.
  • ... who's working as a software developer
  • ... and enjoys roleplaying as a casual hobby to distract himself from ongoing stress


And into which hell will I descend with you participating in one of my roleplays?

  • I'm a fantasy addict: medieval high and low!
  • I'd consider myself to be a low casual roleplayer, 3 paragraphs per post on average.
  • My schedule varies. It might happen that I won't be able to post at all for a week, but then again it might happen that I'll reach a sweet spot inside which I can go on a posting rampage. I'd say one can expect 1-2 posts a week from me, depending on the lengths involved.
  • English is not my native language, but so far I've not encountered anyone who had had trouble with me over that :)


Want to RP with me ? Shoot me a PM, but don't shoot me!



Thanks for visiting!

Most Recent Posts

It occurs to me that I can't really post as Settionne until @Fetzen posts as An-Hasst. This is important for him anyway, since he only has one day left before he runs out of time to post.


You've irritated the holy spirits of procrastination and insecurity about what to do, so now earn your punishment and be enslaved by your keyboard! I've posted!

Speaking of which... It appears that your statement doesn't lack any correctness not only with regard to me, but also with regard to the others. Go people, go!
It took a few seconds for An-Hasst's surprise to turn into a certain feeling of triumph. The very flamboyant, but obviously no less flawed magic of that strange woman that had almost occurred out of nowhere just like herself gave him confirmation that one should not trust everyone just because he looked trustworthy (which Mags had not done in his eyes anyway!). If eyes could speak the stare of his would have told the priest just that.

However there was another chain of events unfolding rapidly at is seemed. The dwarf, let's say, 'tunneled' through the bushes. At close to eight feet the obstacle was far more significant for the half-giant though as there was much more surface area available for any thorns, branches and leaves so impact on. An-Hasst pulled the hood of his armored cloak as deep into his face as he could, barely leaving enough of a slot of vision to navigate.

Worgs ? Did an inhabitant of the Kaelic isles have to know much about that living phenomenon if one was going to kill it anyway ? Well... from a good soldier's and tactician's point of view hell yes, one should! That didn't chance anything about the actual void the Skayleigh's memory returned once asked for information about them. They had to be fierce, ugly and despicable beings though, given the carnage he could now see as he made his way into the ruined village.

He spent a moment to watch what Settionne would be doing ? Would he try to hide behind him or would he pull his weight and fight properly ? He would've never admitted it openly, but actually he now had a vital interest in the priest's survival. Who knew what injuries would need urgent treatment once this was over ? So the decision was made not to try and kick the man's butt if he'd go for the former option.

The watch was a very momentary one though. There was no time to loose to find some suitable defensive position. An-Hasst deeply disliked the fact that they were forced to fight inside this maze of ruins. His crossbow's strengths were enormous firepower and range, but in here the latter advantage was almost completely irrelevant while time for reloading was not. Therefore the Skayleigh didn't bother himself with preparing an initial shot (which wasn't ready not only because of the permanent tension on the bow but also because the thing would've been in permanent danger to be triggered accidentally while being strapped to his back or getting packed), but straightforwardly reached for the two long bajonets. Being the impersonation of size and muscle he was the Skayleigh looked like he'd try to fight his way out using brute force.

@The Fated Fallen@BCTheEntity@Sypherkhode822@POOHEAD189@Banana@Ink Blood
Spears are a good idea too, as long as they're less than eight feet. We'll be fighting in close quarters. @POOHEAD189


My character's more than eight feet. Damn!
Vaughtar


That unvoluntary expediton into the deep bowels of this strange 'sub' had not exactly been a pleasant surprise. Things like this small... pond... filled with filthy and strangely oily water didn't exist on Munimis, and even if they had he'd still have been able either to search for another pond filled with clear water, to roll himself in a patch of nice grass or to go for a high speed dive in the air in order to rid himself of the dirt. Obviously none of those options were available in this steel tomb.

The huge stone creature shook himself in order to shed at least some water, but there still was an abundance of droplets sticking to him. Had anyone introduced Vaughtar to those strange devices called showers yet ? Maybe now would be a good time before he could dare to visit Dimitri for the promised drink...

"You can do magic ? Then maybe..." Vaughtar spread his wings, putting even more of the bilge water onto display. The fact that it was spread over a large surface area allowed it to quickly evaporate, making the stench stronger. "I need to get rid of this!" He looked at Rockin, inspecting the rather strange creature. A unicorn ? Never heard of that kind before. Apparently another unfortunate being which had been sucked through one of those rifts. It reminded him that they had a job to do.
I needs a reply from Vaughter an Shannon.


Hope to get it out tomorrow. I'm relatively tired right now, but got four days off from my job!
Epic lootz incoming ?

If An-Hasst survives having to work together with Settionne now
Praise to the powers that be, she finally posted!


Why did I instantly replace the characters and dialogue in that cartoon with An-Hasst and Settionne ?
An-Hasst rolled his eyes. This... monk, priest, stupid man, whatever he was that luckily could simply be summarized with the term Settionne... did not appear to have heard the shot.

"No. Now you hold on for a moment!" The Skayleigh not only used his tremendously long index finger to point at the man's breast, but even put it firmly on it. His voice was nowhere near a semi-whisper, even though one could tell that the Skayleigh at least tried it. "Let me put one thing right, Settionne: Our success could be vital to the survival of these lands. Even remotely detailed information about what we do, where we plan to go, how many we are et cetera et cetera therefore has be handled with great care. Obtaining it should be a privilege of those who really earn it by trustworthyness, authority and necessity, not a right everyone has who's not obviously standing on the abnormal, bad side of things. You however have been making just that out of it since we started! I am willing to tolerate this as long as we all have an agreement about this, but as far as I can remember we don't! The same goes for throwing away invitations to our party! You behaved very selfish! Now what about meeting the others and resolving these questions once and for all ? Do you volunteer or do I have to carry you over there ?"

The Skayleigh didn't hesitate to close onto the other man, ignoring what was happening around him. This man wouldn't dare to do any physical harm to him is he had to fulfill is ultimatum, would he ?

@POOHEAD189@The Fated Fallen@Banana@BCTheEntity@Sypherkhode822@Ink Blood
You know what time it is tomorrow ? Yep, that's right. WEEKEND-TIME!!!!!!!!!!!1111oneoneeleven

So I can get An-Hasst/Fast/Hash/Hatred/Havoc/Hack moving again.
© 2007-2024
BBCode Cheatsheet