<Snipped quote by Fish of Oblivion>
If I've heard this one once I've heard it a thousand times, cut the limbs of the teddy bear, put it in the basket, don't die, take the bear limbs, don't die, give them to the one asking for a hand, don't die, get the silver key, don't die.
On the other hand I couldn't even make a pair of boxers out of you. Maybe an odd sock?