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2 yrs ago
Current Talk to your players and be open to their ideas, at the end of the day we're all just here to shoot the shit.
2 yrs ago
Honestly, more structured/collaborative roleplays can be really fun and rewarding, but if you're going to open a project like that up you have to be flexible and open to compromise.
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8 yrs ago
current shitpost level: writing about how your favourite taiwanese puppet shows experiment with narrative for graded academic work
8 yrs ago
But god knows how many hours I've sunk into my collection of main series Pokémon game, so it's like making me pick between my children. :'D
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8 yrs ago
I mean, I write MUCH more Digimon-related stuff than I write Pokémon-related stuff, so I guess it wins by default in this context.
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"I'm really really busy and can't remember to come onto this site when I have more important things going on."

"Well come on here and tell us."

"..."


I'm sorry you find it impossible to remember to check the guild for five minutes on your phone once every couple days.

As a currently still-unemployed lazy bitch fresh out of uni, I won't say anything about the hectic real life of a full-time worker and I don't think I should. That said, while I still have time to spare now, I'm gonna make it my personal task to keep tabs on everyone (plus this would make a decent training on management skills) so shit like this doesn't happen anymore. I can now haunt Vin and Psyk through Facebook and RBY and Ob through Skype. As for Drac and Tob, RPG would have to suffice.

I'll say that I should've been proactive about this RP. I take some blame on that. I love this RP and I like you guys a lot; I'm not gonna let it die like this. At first, because I didn't want to come off as a crazy old nag on Adderall, I mostly let everyone tend to their own issues and said nothing, but that was apparently not the best approach.

Hope you guys don't mind me breathing down your necks from now on cause I think I just about had enough. You can bet your ass I'm gonna start dropping all the pink wards on this RP and checking the mini map everyday. Vin, I'm going to make sure that I remind you of our RP like an Australian fly in Summer.


Hey, nag all you like. Nagging is, after all, a form of communication. But yeah, the effort's appreciated, you have my blessing to get everyone's asses in line. Mine included, don't hold back on the Skype bullying~
Very few people are busy enough that they can't just open a thread for five minutes and bang out an apologetic 'Sorry it's taking a while to post, guys, got RL stuff to deal with'.


open a thread for five minutes


bang out an apologetic


'Sorry it's taking a while to post, guys, got RL stuff to deal with'.

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But anyway, this entire little debacle can be pointless in the long run if you just do the smart thing and post in the OOC if you're too busy to post in the IC. It's not rocket science, Vin.


post in the OOC if you're too busy to post in the IC.

The golden rule of "Real Life First" must have stopped applying sometime over the last four months without me knowing


No, the 'golden rule' of 'we let Vin go on random unannounced hiatuses without any warning or communication' is what stopped applying.

I much rather deal with an rp booting (yes,even from this rp which I love) over a job loss because no one here is going to pay my bills.


This is a fair statement to make, real life IS more important than an RP and we haven't begrudged Drac from going on hiatuses when his life turns up to kick him in the balls.

You know what the key difference between you and Drac is? He actually tells us outright when he's busy and can at least take five minutes out of a day to pop into the OOC and tell us as much. You just up and disappear and only come back to post pointless shit. I respect that you've got a busy life, but let's be serious here. Very few people are busy enough that they can't just open a thread for five minutes and bang out an apologetic 'Sorry it's taking a while to post, guys, got RL stuff to deal with'.

I may poke and prod poeple but if someone isn't here to post,even if it takes six months, I'd rather wait it out.


This statement would hold more water if it was your first time doing this.

It isn't.

I can't wait to see someone else take awhile again and get the same treatment. Very welcoming.


See, everyone else is around enough that I can just pressure them into posting or round up some stuff with RBY to get them started. The whole reason we dropped the deadline on you (and even then, I was pulling for you and got you the extra week) is because you make a habit of disappearing altogether for months on end and only coming back when you feel like it. Deadline was motivation, and it clearly worked.

But anyway, this entire little debacle can be pointless in the long run if you just do the smart thing and post in the OOC if you're too busy to post in the IC. It's not rocket science, Vin.

Not even molecular biology.

Shit, don't think this even counts as a food chain diagram.

Good job, you lazy piece of shit~


Good job, you lazy piece of shit~


Good job, you lazy piece of shit~
Vincent had left early in the morning, in an attempt to make it to the market before the streets filled up with bargain hunters. After spending an hour in the local tavern and scoring a cheap, early breakfast with some of the previous night's ill-gotten gains, he'd made it to the opening market to find that he was in luck; he merchant he'd been looking for had been punctual and brought his bounty of materials to boot.

Now, as it rolled over to mid-morning, he found himself heading back to his clinic with his bag full of all kinds of different plants and extracts. A few people were sleeping in the alleyway leading up to the cast-iron door built into the otherwise solid-brick wall, but none of them made a peep towards him and just kept on snoring away as he stepped over and around them.

'Bless their little vagrant hearts,' Vincent thought to himself, taking out his keys to open the door, and finding himself practically assaulted by the sound from inside as he did.

"Water... need water..." The man on the bed inside groaned as if he was an old man left in the desert to die, rather than a strapping young idiot who'd just woken up on a relatively comfy bed in a relatively upscale clinic.

Well, relatively upscale for a back-alley clinic, anyway. Vincent liked to think he had some standards.

"You can always get up and get yourself some, you great big child," The dark-haired and now dark-faced man muttered towards his patient, placing his bag down at the table near the door, before he walked over to the counter, picked up one of the bottles filled with water, and threw it at the man. He caught it with a groan and a yelp before Vincent picked the bags up and began to carry them towards the area of the clinic where the man was resting, passing him and walking towards the tables, basins and cupboards at the end of the room.

"Anyway, that little cut should be just about fine now it's stitched up," He shouted across the room to the man on the bed as he began to sort out his purchases, "Just keep it covered and try not to get stabbed again. Avoid that area of town the next time you want to screw around with prostitutes."

"God, what am I going to tell my wife?" Was the man's only response. Vincent didn't know whether he found that rude or was more relieved he didn't have to engage the idiot in conversation. He'd spent a few hours carefully removing half of a broken, rusty shiv from the man's side after he'd come staggering in panicking the night before, and whilst he'd gotten paid handsomely for it, it'd cut a big chunk out of his remaining supplies in the process. Didn't help that the payment took a lot of scaremongering and persistence to eke out.

Rich idiots being a pain in the ass. What a surprise.

"Tell her what you want, isn't my job to play peacekeeper with your missus. I'd suggest saying you got mugged, but that would just make things difficult for my regulars," He muttered back, finishing up his sorting of his materials into the appropriate places before he picked the man's clothes up and threw them at him. "You could tell her you got stabbed by a prostitute after you tried shortchanging her, but that sounds like the kind of thing that would earn you sleeping on the couch for life."

"Hey, fuck you, this is serious!" Well, clearly this fellow had overstayed his welcome.

"If it's so serious, go get dressed and think about it somewhere else." Vincent spat back, taking a sharper tone as he stepped towards his patient. "I have business to take care of, marriage counseling isn't part of that."

Before the man could even object, he found himself grabbed by the collar of his uniform and dragged from the bed with inhuman force. A few moments later, he was lying on his back outside with his coat, shoes and socks still in his hands.

"Clear off," Were the last words from the back-alley doctor that had treated him before the cast-iron door was slammed shut before him. At least, before it opened again and Vincent poked his head back out to add: "Oh, and get up off the ground quickly unless you want that to get infected. The stitches and antibiotics will only do so much."

"Man, you look like complete shit," One of the freshly-woken vagrants outside of the door snickered towards the man with a mouth half-full of rotten teeth, who promptly got up and stormed away. "And that's coming from me of all people!"
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A few minutes later, and Vincent was sifting through the letters that had been delivered whilst he was out. Whilst mostly junk and general correspondence with old acquaintances, one thing did stick out enough to catch his attention.

"Summons?" He muttered to himself, as his eyes scanned up and down the letter from his Guild. He couldn't tell from a glance whether they were from Thoth herself or just some other high-ranking member of the guild, but nonetheless they seemed fairly insistent on his appearance

Inconvenient, perhaps, but interesting. Perhaps there were expedition teams being assembled with other Guilds? Or maybe it was to do with the Labyrinth? He'd heard it was going to be opening soon.

"Might as well," He grumbled with a shrug, getting up from the table to grab his coat. Seemed like he was in for an eventful day, at the very least.
Also, Vin, please post something in the next three days, we already extended your deadline, please don't take that for granted.
All of my money is in £ but I have a lot in the bank. I don't have Paypal though so that's a problem there


Could always sign up? I mean, I managed it easily enough when I was 16, and it's almost ridiculously useful utility-wise.
All y'all disrespecting whippersnappers


shhhhh, it's not good for your health to be up this late

go get in bed and i'll slip some whiskey into your prune juice in the morning
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