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Is the rioting and BLM brought up yet?
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Honestly, I don't get the grief given to SAO when there's stuff like Mushoku Tensei where the MC actively lusts for underaged girls. And it's the most popular isekai in Japan.
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Reminder that the Pentagon just confirmed UFOs are real.
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Also, it's kinda annoying going back and forth writing short replies since I got other stuff to do and that just interrupts my rythm.

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Not sure if this counts but my current idea is for my character to wear a red riding hood costume. With wolf ears.

Renee Terfiel and Lanus Retily
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"Tch!"

Lanus wrapped his arm around Renee, jumping away while lifting the fae from the expanding web the beast produced. Their speed, however, was insufficient, with some of the webs latching on to Renee's feet.

"Renee!"

Lanus yelled when he realized that his lover had slipped away from his arm, pulled back in by the webs glued to her feet. And to make matters worse, the beast was gunning straight at her!

"Damn it! Renee! Wake up!"

Try as he might, he was not fast enough to protect her. She had to do it herself!

And then, to his surprise, and relief, the beast suddenly stopped in his tracks, before dissolving into tiny wisps that promptly disappeared.

He quickly rushed forward to Renee's side, kneeling down to cut through the webs binding her feet. Normally, he would use the opportunity to look up her skirt, but his mind was now solely focused on saving his lover. That was far too close to comfort, even for him.

He stood back up, hugging the shaking elf, telling her everything would be alright.

Only when the blonde fae made her appearance that he looked away from her.

"Giselle?" His mouth fell. "W-why are you here?"

Years ago, back when he was still a royal knight of the Fae queen, she was a co-worker of his. A particularly feisty, hard-to-flirt-with co-worker at that. No matter how many times he tried to woo her, she would always reject his advances.

And so, it was only natural that his jaw fell to the ground in her presence.

His gaze was now locked upwards towards her divine beauty. Or rather, the fabric that rested between her legs, unhidden by the short dress she wore. Now that Renee was safe, it seemed his perverted mind had resurfaced once more.

Ooh, nice sexy black! It fits her perfectly!

"Hey, Giselle!" He waved his hand at her. "Long time no see!"

Rose then came over to where he and Renee stood to check whether the latter was well.

Renee slowly nodded. "I'm-I'm fine. I was just… reminded… how Father… and Mother… was…"

Lanus placed a hand on her head. "It's fine. You don't have to remember if you don't want to." He shook his head at Roze, signaling her to drop the matter for now.



The reavers then returned to the surface world, with the children thankfully alive and well. On the way, Lanus simply gave Giselle a grin as she gazed daggers at him. All the while holding hands with Renee, who was still recovering from her shock.

Lanus smiled at the tearful embrace the children had with their parents. Even Renee did as well, though only a little.

Only after all that, Giselle finally decided to speak to Lanus.

"Why, hello there, Giselle! I thought you've all but forgotten about me!" He grinned. "It's been quite a while, isn't it?" He gave a deep bow towards her.

"Now now, it was Her Majesty who wanted to bed me. I didn't force her into it in the slightest! As a ladies man, and her loyal retainer, I couldn't possibly disappoint her, could I?"

At these words, Renee's grip on his hand tightened. She looked up at him with a mixture of disapproval and disbelief. "You… bedded… Her Majesty?"

"I did. But don't worry, my dear! My body is now only for you and you alone!"

Renee's gaze turned cold. With a huff, she switched her attention towards Giselle.

"Hello. I haven't thank you for saving me, haven't I? How shameful of me." She pinched the hem of her skirt as she produced a curtsy. "I am Renee, Lanus' partner. Apologies if he has offended you in any way, Miss Giselle. I assure you, he shall be punished for it. He never told me he had bedded another woman before me, that's for sure." It was now her turn to stare daggers at him.

Lanus smiled at the sight. His Renee was returning back to her usual self.
Ooh, this sounds fun! I'll have to think up a costume now.
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With Yuki freed, the wererabbit could concentrate fully on her fight. She readied her stance, praying to her magic panties that they would carry her to victory. They responded with a light breeze lifting the skirt of her short dress, almost as if the panties were taunting the hounds to attack.

The warhounds snarled as they rushed towards Lunatea, drool flying from their jaws. As the first hound leapt at her, she summoned a gust of wind, blowing it off course and sending it crashing into two other hounds behind it. They quickly recovered, however, now circling her cautiously, sniffing the air. Lunatea concentrated and spun in a circle, unleashing a small cyclone that pummeled the hounds with leaves and debris. Two of the hounds whined and backed away but another hound lunged at Lunatea from behind, nearly snapping her legs into two with its strong jaws. Grunting, the wererabbit fell forward into a roll, kicking the hound’s belly as she came up in a crouch. The hound yelped and retreated.

The other two hounds then charged all at once, thinking she was showing a weakness that they could exploit. Lunatea, however, summoned her magic and monstrous might and met their charge head-on. Roundhouse kicks conjuring gusts of wind sent hounds crashing into trees. A side kick to the jaw lifted a hound off its paws. A swift upward kick under the chin stunned another.

And then, the fight was over. The two hounds were pretty much immobilized while the other one ran away from its prey.

Lunatea dropped to her knees, exhausted from summoning so much magic through her small body. Her leg muscles were awfully strained as well. This was definitely the hardest she had fought in a long, long while.

The humans, peeking out from behind the walls of the temple, were impressed by what they just saw.

“That girl, she really is fighting for us… even though she’s a youkai…” An old man said as he brushed his beard.

“That was… that was awesome! She took care of those dogs like they’re nothing!” A young kid said, his eyes shining with excitement.

“N-now that I got a better look at her, don’t you think she’s kinda cute?” A young man said to his friend. “The way she fought with all those high kicks… I can see her panties, you know.”

“If you want to be eaten by a youkai, then go ahead and ask her out! See if I care!” His (female) friend replied with a huff, jealous as she had a bit of a crush on him.
Renee Terfiel and Lanus Retily
Interactions: @AzureKnight

”Nasty little things aren’t they? Is everyone alright?”


"We're fine, thankfully enough," Renee replied, dusting the remaining webs off her cloak and skirt.

"I’ve no idea how many of them made this place into a nest, but it seems like this rescue mission turned into an extermination job.”


"Yeah, this is bad." Lanus scratched his chin. "If you ask for my opinion, I think the chances that those kids are still alive are now below 10%."

Renee immediately shot him a glare. "Don't say that! You don't know that!"

"Ah, yes, of course. I did find you after all." He smiled.

...He's right, Renee thought, her gaze softening. With these spiders around, we'll need a miracle if we are to bring them back alive.

Renee silently clasped her hands together and prayed to the spirits for the kids to be safe. If she could survive the assault of the abominations on her village, these kids should be able to do the same.



The duo followed Roze further into the sewers. Lanus too tried to sense the life force of the children but to no avail. He quickly came to the conclusion that they were nowhere near them, which meant they would be even further in.

"Damn it…" He cursed under his breath.

”Hey Leon,” Roze began, ”I was thinking about what you said earlier, I think you might be onto something. Combining the way they coordinated their attack patterns along with them being her in the first place…” Roze paused her brainstorming for a moment; the group had reached a large valve system within the inner workings of the sewer. The triad witch’s eyes narrowed, reading her staff after looking around for a moment. ”We’re not alone!”

”Right you are, wench!” Spat an unpleasant voice, it sounded like a creature was attempting to mimic a human voice but failed miserably at it.

Immediately after the statement, Lanus would find a strong kick connecting with his gut, knocking him on his back.


"Gah!"

Lanus was completely taken off-guard by the attack, his mind occupied by thoughts relating to the lost children.

He barely dodged the following knife, rolling over on the dirty sewer ground before he stood back up. Renee swiftly drew her bow, firing an arrow at him the exact moment he retreated. The arrow transformed into a bird, homing in on the fae. Unfortunately, the angle was too sharp and it hit a pipe instead, exploding it open, sending water raining down on the group.

"A malfested? Here?" Lanus drew his sword. "That explains the spider ambush. Stay behind me, Renee. He no doubt is a dangerous foe."

With a smile, he then said to the fallen fae, "Hey, you happen to see any kids around here? Sure hope your spiders haven't eaten any of them!"

Renee, however, reacted much less jovially.

A malfested fae… Renee thought to herself, sweat trailing down her forehead. That could've been me if Lanus didn't save me that day…

Chills crept down her neck. A rush of memories returned, memories she had buried deep down in her unconscious mind.

No… no… nonononono…

She began to shake vigorously. Her arms wrapped themselves around Lanus as she buried her face in his back.

Father… Mother… they… they were…

Lanus cursed under his breath. Damn it! Her trauma's coming back!

"Come to me, Dryad! Protect us from those infernal arachnids!"

With a blinding green light, a girlish figure appeared in front of the fae. She was dressed in a pure white dress, with green butterfly wings coming out from her back. Her green hair streamed down her shoulders all the way to her waist. Her hands were holding a green pulsating robe.

"Oh, my dear Lanus." She cooed. "You only call me whenever you get into trouble. Very well! Leave these filths to your lovely big sister!"

The orb shone brightly, bathing the ground which she was standing on. Her hair had already scattered tiny seeds around her bare foot the moment she was summoned. And with the power of her orb, the seeds blossomed, turning into a veritable bloom of roots, vines, and flowers. The roots and vines might not be able to stop the immune spider apparitions but the cloud of green spores was imbued in the dryad's magic. It slowed down the spiders to a crawl, taking away all their strength as it purified them from the inside. It gave Lanus all the time in the world to use his Glindrung. Imbued by his fire magic, he slashed and diced through the spiders, all the while ensuring that his lover was safe.
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“Help! Help! Please help!”

When the dogs entered the temple grounds, they immediately went after the nearest refugees. The wererabbit quickly rushed into position. Without hesitation, she leaped towards the nearest dog, landing a powerful kick to its midsection, sending it flying.

"Go inside!" She yelled at the refugees. "We'll handle them!"

There were still three dogs left. Thankfully, Yuki was there to handle two of them.

The remaining one, well, it went straight after her with a ferocity that took the wererabbit completely by surprise. She knew dogs could act feral and barbaric like this but it was as if it was taught to bite anyone it saw.

"Wind Wall!"

The animal crashed into her barrier, only for it to circle around her, attempting to attack from behind. She gritted her teeth, jumping away from its bite, using wind magic to boost her height.

And then, like a rabbit would, she performed a powerful double kick from mid-air.

The dog yelped, its skull shattered by the powerful force.

With just that single blow, it stopped moving completely.

Two down by her hand. And two others --- Yuki already took care of them.

Unfortunately, that wasn't the end of it. A fresh new pack of rabid canines entered the ground, led by a Varjan Warrior acting as their beastmaster.

She gritted her teeth, readying herself for another round of combat.

Only for a new fighter to join the fray, blasting the beastmaster with a powerful bolt of lightning.

She stood in awe of his magical prowess.

Causing her to miss the whip grabbing Yuki's neck.

"Yuki!" She yelled. "Release her at once, you vile human!"

She conjured a wind blade with her magic, sending it straight towards the outstretched whip, aiming to cut it into two.
Bump. Just looking to play the male MC now.
Renee Terfiel and Lanus Retily
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"Ah, good morning, Miss Roze." Lanus bowed with a smile. "Don't tell me you'll be joining us for our mission? That would be a delight indeed!"

His eyes then shifted towards the young Belua girl. Oh, what's this? Are those tentacles I see her walking on? Or rather, sliding on?

"Well now, you're an unfamiliar face." He smiled. "A newcomer, I presume? Welcome. My name is Lanus Retily. It's a pleasure to meet you, little miss." He bowed towards her as well.

"Good morning, Miss Roze." Renee replied. "I see." She glanced at the girl. "So she will be joining us as well." She walked up to her and offered her hand. "Let's work together nicely, alright?



The waterways were, as Renee expected, not exactly a pleasant place to be. It was less dirty than the fae predicted but the air was still damp, with a slightly unpleasant odor making its way into her nostrils. Still, it was nothing she couldn't handle, especially when the lives of kids were at stake.

"You liked to play here?" Renee glared with disbelief towards Roze. "Didn't you have anywhere else better to play in?" As a child, she, like any other fae child, played mostly in the forest that they were raised in. Not in a cramped, damp place like this!

"Splitting up? Is that really a good idea? It's easier for us to get lost if we each go our own way," Renee argued. Not because she was afraid of exploring this place on her own! Definitely not!!

When Roze notified the group about the torn jacket, Renee rushed forward. She stood as close as she could to Roze, examining the jacket as well. Those holes… they don't look natural! It can only mean—

Her heart sank.

Her sharp fae ears—they were picking up a grotesque sound she was all too familiar with.

White Widows! Here, of all places?

"Careful, everyone! There are—"

SCREECH

She was too late! One of them jumped out from the vents, hurling itself towards Roze, who thankfully managed to defend herself in time.

”Shit!” She spat. ”This species shouldn’t be here!”


"You're right!" Renee shouted, taking her bow from her back. "I saw this creature all the time back when I was still in the forest! What's it doing here?!"

Of course, Renee knew very well that when there's one, there will always be a dozen more. More and more spiders crawled out from each and every hole around them . She swiftly took out an arrow from her quiver, aiming at one of the spiders crawling on the walls.

"Transform! Firebird!"

The arrow flew, transforming into a phoenix before piercing the creature, burning it into a crisp. However, it wasn't the only spider there. There were still two more remaining and they retaliated to the death of their comrade by spitting out sticky webs towards her.

"Get behind me!"

Lanus stepped in, using Glindrung to cut through the webs before they could land on his lover.

"I'll keep you safe. Snipe all those spiders off the walls!"

"Got it!"
I'm interested in playing as Anerva. Currently generating AI arts for her image.
Currently thinking a kingdom building plot. My MC is the son of a noble and at first, he just wants to take it easy and live a life of luxury. Until a monster attack ends up killing his parents, forcing him to step up and rule the territory.

One of his harem would be his fiancee. She is a sickly and lazy girl. Weak since birth, she spends most of her time in her room, sleeping or reading fantasy rooms. Her illness sours her disposition, making her apathetic to everything. She has no dreams or desires. She just lives day by day, waiting until the day her illness claims her.
So, when her father, who despises her for being a NEET, gives her away to be MC's fiancee, she doesn't even bother to pretend to be a proper lady, openly declaring that she doesn't like him and she doesn't want to do any work. And if he wants to have sex, he's the one who has to do all the work. And any kids they will have, she won't raise them.
However, MC, who's also lazy, agrees with her lifestyle. The two ends up spending her visiting days in his room, reading fantasy books and playing board games. For the first time, she has a true friend, and that was enough for her to actually be willing to be his wife.
The truth is, her illness comes from her body producing too much mana. She has the potential to be a powerful sorceress.
When MC's territory gets destroyed by monsters, she quickly comes to his side. Sleeping together every day, she helps him go through the death of his parents. And she gives advice on how to run his territory as well, thanks to her books having stories of young lords managing their territories.
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