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Current yeah i work in area 51, it's pretty chill. usually you just get a tweaker roll by on a "spiritual journey" once a month. they tend to go away once you put a few AIM-9s downrange on their flying saucer
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man is closest to god after an ice cold beer in the warm shower. his mind and body are freed. next closest is behind the wheel in a scool zone, also with an ice cold beer in hand. study this well.
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yeah mom its me can you come pick me up me and the boys were wondering if pulling a potato peeler over tommy's behelit would wake up the little guy in there and it started screaming.. thanks love you
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they should let me into the presidential debates as like a stage hazard. i should be like the negligent drivers in onett, plowing into whichever seniors don't heed the warning that i'm coming
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Gerard Segremors


@Psyker Landshark@Raineh Daze@The Otter

"The three of us are plenty used to making eachother look like idiots in training," Gerard offered, electing to shelve the further questions he'd begun to brew regarding that pillow situation, regardless of how little he believed anything with acute night eyes could be nearsighted. The picture was either clear, or it wasn't, right? Different from training your eyes to move and react. "Be an odd change to start laughing now."

Interesting that you lash out like a wounded dog, Agrahn had said.


Anyway.

When you can't wipe that grin off your face.


His curiosity had been drawn elsewhere regardless, following instead the same direction that Renar's took. It was serendipitous as hell, given the conversation he and the Bastard of Brias had only just shared... But messages from beyond seemed all too commonplace, this past week. Reading into it was at once an opened door and a block on the road, depending on how much you did it— he'd trust his gut with this.

"So that established, sounds like you're game." He continued, beginning a steady march forward through the center of the pair ahead of him, each having slid off to opposing ends of the doorframe. There was just enough room to brush past and make it back into the open— Probably. "Field's not far."
István Shilage


A wet crunch served as herald to the spray of blood and bone as his mighty flail caved the skull of an overzealous pursuer, deep blues of night turning the sanguine crimson into a splash of artist's ink upon shining metal. As advertised, the raid division beneath his command had proven themselves vulgar, brutish, and infuriatingly callous when confronted with the cult's "sacred" effigies— and if the few insults that had pierced the din of the ensnarement process were anything to go by, far from above adding personal stakes to the provocation.

As one, they'd soared in return to the treeline, the fruits of their labor in tow— and as one, the incensed necromancers-to-be realized their deadly mistake. The woods sang with battle, the thrumming strings of bows and crossbows layering over the steady beat of sudden and violent melee. Istvan, towering over many, was the deep, bellowing bass drum as his flail and shield brought the full weight of his physicality to bear upon those entangled. He shattered bones, tore arteries, tossed weaker foes aside into the path of friendly archers— and all the while, seemed to relish the act of tearing into his foes, a demon in knight's dressing.

There would be few better distractions for an Assassin to be lost behind. An eternal advocate for smashing through flanks, he had begun to push in towards the center from the outskirts when Lambert elected to make her move.

"Die, die, die!"

As if a response to the merchant's squeaking call, the sudden burst of flame illuminated the man's rough-hewn frame as he kicked his latest victim into the dirt, eyes wide with adrenaline as they searched for his next. It was difficult to not imagine a manic grin beneath the steel of the helm, all trappings of nobility overtaken by combative vigor. Marching forward, the spilt blood began to fly as he swung Meteor end of over end in his grip.
Gerard Segremors


@Psyker Landshark@Raineh Daze@The Otter

"Gerard," He added with a nod, slipping the name in within the space allowed by Renar's own introductions and subsequent spearheading of the conversation. "Pleasure."

Like a kid stumbling their way through meeting someone from the other side of the village for the first time, this one. He'd heard elves kept their youth for ages compared to humans, spending multiples of his own lifetime in their physical prime. Did that extend to their personalities as well? Or was she just shy?

...

As he watched on, happy to let Renar's more eloquent tongue lead the conversation, he strove to make some connections within his experience.

Dame Shanil wasn't one much for talking, either, come to think of it. Not nearly so easily set off her center, though— where Lilia was stumbling all over herself to try and engage, the former would scoff, snort, and refuse to without apparent care in the world. Who else could he look at here... right, Morianne. The troubadour was many things— Blunt. Brash. Ostentatious as a rule. You couldn't get more different than you tried from the Gentle Blade's daughter between the two.

So he could rule it out as just an "elf" thing, then. In that case, had to be the shy type.

Still... beneath the quivering, hiding, and stammering, it had taken Fionn's presence of mind and deft sense of prediction to evade her forehead ramming down into the top of his skull, and her clothing (while weird and arguably unseasonable even for Thaln) revealed a frame that was wiry and lean, not just thin and untrained.

His eyes narrowed, just a little.

This wasn't the Gentle Blade for certain— she lacked the crispness and command to her movement and bearing even if you accounted for the sudden tanning (did she piss off lady Reon?) that set her visage apart. Any idiot could garner that much... but he was the right type of idiot to notice that she was still quick when her nerves ran things on automatic. This was far from ordinary.

You know, she'd probably been standing more normally in the moment Fionn had kicked the door open, too.

"I thought that was bullshit," he cut in, in response to his fellow ex-merc. "Just some 'go fetch us the shield wash, fresh meat' type of story. See what you can get the new guys to believe."
István Shilage


@VitaVitaAR@Conscripts@AzureKnight

"Generous." he noted, smile unwavering as the elven ranger took a moment to size him and his up. They'd interacted little directly, this being their first true exchange of words (beyond passing pleasantries, when provided). Whatever he found was evidently unobjectionable, as his agreement came swift enough. All he would need to work with, Valmyra's answer notwithstanding. "I would have believed you to want more room to work. Ten it shall be."

With an assured nod, he left them to their preparations, and returned to his own.

Once decided, positions were swiftly filled by the assembled forces beneath the Lions' banner, Istvan dividing his raiders as previously discussed. The majority of his contingent had nestled themselves behind him in the brush within the northerly edge of the ambush team, instructed to follow his charge and otherwise given the go-ahead to cut loose upon any effigies and cultists they could pick off. Rough men and woman each, they had nonetheless been trained quite ruthlessly by the scion of the nascent Shilage— and thus kept their rowdiness at camp under tight lock and key, knowing full well the depths of reprisal he could loose upon them.

He let Meteor's chain begin to unravel off his forearm, and stood his vigil coolly, scanning the field ahead.

This was not to say some light murmuring and exchange hadn't escaped them, one brave soul even drawing up alongside him for a spell to glean his take on the stratagem he was working within, its ideas of deeper subterfuge and feinting— only to be waved away in short order with his classic rejoinder:

"We want to understand the enemy."

Taking their measure with this initial bait and switch would inform the larger scale to come— how to best tie the rope around their necks.
Gerard Segremors


@Psyker Landshark@Raineh Daze@The Otter

"Speak of the damn devil..." Gerard muttered as his eyes snapped up to the source of the crash, past Sir Renar, the dining hall's entryway flooding with sound as Fionn damn near booted the thing inward. "Fionn!"

He raised his hand in greeting as the Veltic man's eyes scanned the hall before locking in upon his own. After the initial burst of motion, Gerard then began to take in the whole picture— and quickly noticed something amiss, aside from his fellow ex-mercenary's waved greetings morphing, quite quickly, into insistent beckoning.

A dash of mint green behind one burly shoulder.

A thin, long crook of an elbow, like a wire or branch of a young tree, poking out from beneath the upraised arm.

A distinctly pointed ear, poking out from behind the aforementioned verdant locks as they flew and tried to shrink further behind Fionn's back, upon their owner's understanding that his gaze had shifted onto her. What were the odds?

He frowned, brow furrowing in mild confusion as he tried to wave Fionn in for a moment, bringing the guest with— but the older swordsman managed to, entirely without either of them engaging in the realm of speech, bowl right over him. The Shilagean brawler sighed through the nose, propped his hands against the table, and stood. "I'll go see what he wants."

Where certain details fit, namely between the hair and the more gracile and tall build, they could already rule out the monumental coincidence that would have been "Fionn found the Gentle Blade wandering the streets himself after the morning jog". And yet, there was a spark of familiarity to her, as more details revealed themselves— despite her best efforts to the contrary. The gears, freshly greased, were set to turn. If he wanted to talk all big about using his brain... here'd be a good place to start.

Oh, the ball. That's where I saw the mint hair, right.

As he stalked forward, he made little if any attempt to hide his gaze rapidly flickering between the unlikely pair before him, and pulled up with folded arms and an indelicate question on his tongue.

"Hey, brother. Your friend here's... the one that was with The Gentle Blade at the ball, right? She lost? Looking for Dame Cecilia?"

He'd introduce himself if she seemed game to talk, but currently, that didn't look likely.
Gerard Segremors


@Psyker Landshark

"Fresh perspective." he conceded, nodding along at Renar's initial rejoinder. The analysis was harsh, blunt, but never totally unfair— a continuous throughline between him and his better-schooled peers whenever time came to talk technique. This often came up during training— and inwardly, Gerard found it a regret that he hadn't internalized their words properly, for all his talk of respecting them, their skills, their experience, and their ability. That it had taken vividly dying, over and over, and coming excessively close twice more in reality, for the lesson to begin to stick.

Fionn had said it best, once— That Gerard's instinct, the one that most combatants reverted to under pressure, was to bet on a coin flip to regain. To seize Vor by being meaner, stronger, by wanting it more— relying on aggression and athleticism, rather than craft, process, and adaptation. Initiative ruled everything, so seizing initiative meant everything.

Pace. Pressure. Persistence.

Renar focused on having a deep bag of tricks— Gerard fought like he just needed to try harder than the opponent. He had ideas on offense, and could bring plenty of force to bear to invoke them— but there wasn't much depth or method beyond his workmanlike basics and moment-to-moment opportunism. Analyses that had flooded into his consciousness in these four months of crossing blades with Sir Renar, Dame Serenity, Fionn. Even in understanding such a limitation academically, it was hard to change who he was. This was how he'd been taught.

It takes time to learn. It takes time again to unlearn. We can't act like we have time. We might be out of it tomorrow.

But if anyone could accelerate that process, who better than a swordswoman with multiple centuries of dedication to the craft?

"Right, she is." his eyes widened at the realization— having barely interacted with her at the ball due to the accosting young nobility, and then standing within the subsequent whirlwind upon the assassination attempt... her presence had utterly slipped his mind. "And she's famous for the skill to begin with— probably nobody better to show us how to refine approaches even as we get stronger. All that time at the pinnacle has to have given her some kind of sense for styles like ours, how they work, how we can make them better. I'm throwing in with that."

Too good an idea to pass up. So like Sir Renar to have this one up his sleeve— So like Gerard to jump on a golden chance without hesitating. They couldn't concern themselves with worries of her potential refusal— the attempt needed to be made, lest it be gone until fate took them.

"Working with her ought to make us faster, too, by proxy. Didn't she snatch the damn bolt out of the air, when that all went down? Our eyes'll be forced to start keeping up with that kind of speed, and that's half the battle."
Gerard Segremors


@Psyker Landshark

"Considering I don't even get to sleep without Erich Cazt showing up, I'll pass. I'm a dolt, not an idiot."

It was like that spurt of mental communique had laid the seed for his specter to populate the darker corners of Gerard's mind— appearing at the end of the gauntlet of the many deaths Gerard had suffered at the height of his powers, after even Agrahn. Even aside from that singularly vexing night... Many times now, when working alone on his cuts, the shadows of fellow mercenaries or knights fell away in his mind's eye when placing them, when conjuring imagined foes— replaced by the Hero. An incessant reminder of the plain truth that Renar and he arrived upon— stagnation would be the end of them both.

He didn't fear dying. He'd long ago been convinced not to— but to Renar's point of their ambitions, it was an utterly souring thought to not realize them off the back of ones' own inaction. They knew the woods well— but needed to wisen up to tackle the dark forest that was the world.

"We'll have to figure out how to get there. We train pretty damn hard already, so there's only so much redoubling the effort's gonna do. Need to change up the method, I think."

Get smarter. Use your head.

"And I gotta fight a little less stupid along the way. Conditioning, though... Paladin Tyaethe mentioned hauling statues around to me a while back. Fionn has his construction project. Guess they're worth trying out."


Starts, but not nearly the finish line. Strength work, but little to match it for speed.
Gerard Segremors


@Psyker Landshark

His eyes flicked upwards, meeting those of the man across the table, and a smirk played across his face. "Nah, I know what he's up to. I'm worrying he'll start charging me a premium once it's his cider I'm drinking."

More a joke than a fib. While any idiot could tell something was on Gerard's mind, he knew well that trying to willfully conceal the matter behind a veil of falsehood wouldn't have a chance of getting past Sir Renar, too shrewd by half for anything his common sense could come up with. If anything, it served to signal that he'd been brought back to the present for the talk, now that the lull between them had broken.

Another draft, this one longer, and he continued in earnest.

"Believe me, I'd have loved to have you around for it— even I have enough pride that getting tossed around like a sack of rocks gets under my skin, looking back."

Once was a punished mistake.

Twice was unorthodox tactics.

Speaking frankly, for all the honor it was to be entrusted by the spirit of such a legendary figure to finish the job?

Three was fucking ridiculous.

"I can't let that happen again. If I'm just outmatched, it is what it is. You know as well as anyone that I can handle being beat— But if we keep running into enemies like him or Jeremiah? I'm not always gonna have somebody around to stab them in the armpit when they're about to rip me in half, punch a hole through my armor and me inside. Not looking for the third time to be the charm on that."
István Shilage


@The Otter@VitaVitaAR@Conscripts@AzureKnight

"Please," Shilage replied, voice carrying all the humor of a rockslide. "If it's this that ends me, I deserve it."

In a slow roll along the assembled troops, primarily composed of those whose stars were surest to rise within the Lions (and a merchant), the burly Southron let his gaze fall upon each candidate. In truth, it was few that would serve best within the confines of the first strategy outlined— If he had to sell the lie of lightly guarded caravan...

Guillaume, obviously. A knight polished for parade, bereft of the many underlings that lied behind the title. An attention-grabber, but appearing tantalizingly vulnerable for what he was. An irresistable opportunity to take off the board. With him Melanie— a scribe brought along to etch his noble deeds to the page, perhaps moonlighting as taking inventory of supplies. She carried few weapons upon her person and would thus appear scholarly, civilian. Urden next— hired help. There was little hiding what he was, even if the man ever had a change of heart and cared to— but his presence would indicate both thin and disconnected defenses, a separate party within the wider faction. He'd imply a potential lack of coordination to exploit— as well as signal that the caravaners were uncomfortable with the dearth of force to muster. Finally, he'd pluck Matthias— an all-rounder from the tactician's schools, he could play quite a few prospective roles. Squire. Guild Adventurer. Expedition leader. Magical counsel. Whatever the situation would incline him towards, he would serve a dual purpose of being able to rally enough coordination out of them in the thick of things to minimize loss. Presumably.

Those four he would avoid, for that reasoning. It would remain to be seen if their little Princess would agree— but it would give him a preliminary framework to make his choices. As each of the retinue, eager to prove their talents or versatility, came forth, Istvan kept open ears. In undertone, however, he laid out certainties with Cadmon.

"I'll have Gaston take the smarter ones of my group and feed them into the other division. Make sure things retain some structure. He'll answer to you for that time. Rest of them can run wild and really piss them off with me and..."

"I'll ambush."

"...I will say that I am at home in forested terrain and can move nimbly amongst the trees."

That'd work. Old classic.

"Irian, Valmyra. Do the pair of you fancy an easy night?" he raised his voice to be audible and stepped forward, meeting the Lamia and Elven ranger's eyes with a flinty smile. On another person's face, it likely would have been approachable. "I've a fairly persuasive bunch of assholes under my command, experienced raiders— We'll feign a rout after poking their flank and pull the response behind the treeline, into your waiting fangs."
Gerard Segremors




...

Within the gilded reflection of the mugful of cider, the coal-haired knight's face was furrowed in a manner many ascribed to tireless, inescapable contemplation. While Segremors often seemed to find his mind wandering in times of idleness at and around the grounds of Candaeln, it rarely came so strongly after the hours of physical training he and certain others routinely pushed themselves through. More often he would have lapsed into a tired, but content and comfortable state not unlike fugue.

Or, at least he wouldn't be staring a hole through the bottom of his drink. Snorting, he took a swig of the glorified apple juice (still not quite in season, even when sourced by the Candaeln sommeliers) and let the sweet flavor act as a wash over him, to refresh and renew and relax. Still a little alcohol in there, after all.

Quietly, he believed Fionn's mill would source a better flavor. Payday always came the sweetest when you really worked for it— and naturally, Gerard was the first of the knights that Fionn had wrangled into utilizing and fostering the many eccentric strengths of hard labor. It wasn't a terrible time— after so much life on the road and behind a sword, he'd come to miss simple farmstead work in that vein more than he'd realized. How long had it been since he'd gotten to make something?

It had gotten his mind off the past few nights for a good spell, too. Worth the ache.
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