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Dreamscape Online (An MMO Comedy Rp Always accepting applicants!)

Wasn't sure who was going to announce the existence of a third player so I did it near the end of my post. I'll edit it out if anyone has problems with it or was planning to do things differently

Dreamscape Online (An MMO Comedy Rp Always accepting applicants!)

A small tremor pulsed through Walker's elbows and fizzled around his fingertips. Shit, I'm already being threatened! That's so fucking COOL! While Will had assumed the woman was another player like him, her consistent behavior had blurred the lines in his spacious mind. Walker began to explain himself.

"No- it's totally a part of my character development." His voice artificially deepened somewhat. "The mysterious cowboy Walker McDonald's, showing his true self only to his closest friends, surrounded in shadows and doubt." The last word was spoken with the last bits of psychotic bliss that were in his system, before they travelled from his mouth to a pair of starry earthy eyes. "Only to reveal that yes- he's a stranger to this world, a messenger from the unknown, here to right wrongs and found a huge city. A city that's more of a southern renaissance, a utopia, with blackjack and hookers and gay marriage." He pronounced renaissance incorrectly.

Walker interlocked his fingers and gingerly placed them on his cheek. He vividly imagined himself handing out buttons and stickers with his name on them, kissing babies on their foreheads and singing "Same Love" by Macklemore. I'll be the leader everyone wants, the one who will lead Texas 2: Electric Boogaloo.

The player's presidency montage was derailed completely by a blue streak of light and a crash. Walker gave Raine a thumbs up and a wink, desperately trying to pretend that the woman hadn't implied stabbing the shit out of him earlier. "Well then partner, it's time to saddle up 'n see just what the cow dragged in!" He chuckled smugly and began to think. Cowboys are called cowboys because they love cows, so obviously I just gotta take sayings with animals and replace them with cow! "But be careful of course, 'cause it looks like it's raining cows and cows, y'all'dve."

Dreamscape Online (An MMO Comedy Rp Always accepting applicants!)

I'd like to clarify that while Will knows a lot about the game's components he actually doesn't know anything about the game itself. He knows the "behind the scenes" on things like tree generation patterns but doesn't know a a single thing about the geography, lands, characters etc. Also since this is a comedy rp, being batshit crazy is going to be a rare occurrence.

Dreamscape Online (An MMO Comedy Rp Always accepting applicants!)

Walker's small smile gently morphed into a frown. "Guys! I mean, uh, partners! I wanna go to the town too!"

Will was a little sad that his teammates, or at least teammate and tennis ball, had opted to ignore his fun trivia about the game. He was a little on edge after murder was mentioned, and couldn't fathom what they meant by that. There's a murderer here? Did we already start a quest without realizing it? Walker let out an impressed chuckle, a single hand dreamily placed on his face. Man, I can't believe the devs would switch things up like that! This game is the best! He took another look at the patch of dirt he brutalized earlier. These particle effects are so amazing, I just can't get over that.

The ranger began to try to catch up to the duo, before announcing something that had been on his chest. "Uhhh, so, I still have a lot to learn from the cowboy way of doing things, so I thought it'd be Gucci if I just talk like normal around you guys." Walker's slightly nervous body posture melted and was replaced by one of an arrogant idiot. "But when we get to town, that's when I'm gonna start really getting into character!"

All the cowboy bits and pieces that were attached to Walker's speech and mannerisms were now completely gone, replaced by those of an overly enthusiastic shut-in. He spread his arms far and wide before creating a rectangle with his index fingers and thumbs, like a dodgy porn director eyeing up a black couch at a thrift store.

"Also, do any of you guys know like, cool stuff cowboys say? I say partner a lot but I wanna be spicy, y'know? Now, for my character arc I was planning on being super racist and uh, learning to be a better person through love but I think I should instead just be heroic and get fame that way." He swiveled his head to Tutoriai. "There is a fame system in this game, right?"

Greetings, mortals!

Honestly that actually sounds like an amazing character. Like, the party is gearing up to fight the final boss and instead of helping Maestro 01 just starts playing the nightcore version of gasolina or something. Or the boss tries to obliterate them after Maestro played the big bang theory laugh track after his big evil speech.

EDIT: @AllHollowsEve I'm in a comedy mmo RP right now that could use some more players if you're interested. I'm playing a loser masquerading as a cowboy named Walker McDonald's, it's pretty fun.

Greetings, mortals!

WELCOME TO THE CLUB NOW
GOT IT PUMPING UP NOW
THIS AN EMERGENCY
MUSIC IS MY GALAXY

Dreamscape Online (An MMO Comedy Rp Always accepting applicants!)

You know all those stories about EVE online players destroying millions of dollars over fake wars? Will is sort of based on that phenomenon. Players who turn to multiplayer games to gain a sense of power and accomplishment that they can't get irl for whatever reason. Usually these types are manipulative and toxic, but Will is genuinely dumb and just wants validation from others. (although the right way to classify him in the DnD sense would be rock-bottom wisdom, high intelligence). He's a loon who's been self-trained to be normal, but now has an outlet for his buffoonery, if that makes sense.

EDIT: also that last bit about lying was a higurashi reference ohoho

Dreamscape Online (An MMO Comedy Rp Always accepting applicants!)

Walker attempted to quietly spit out the blade of grass that was in his mouth and replace it, in order to maintain his facade. The soggy blade fell and got stuck to his tank top, but that wasn't important. Immediately the man's face began to contort again at the mention of a town. It wrinkled and twisted, a 50/50 split between psychotic obsession and erotic bliss. Both his hands shook as they caressed his face, once again showing that whoever was in control of this muscular character had no actual experience with the concept. His heavy panting overwhelmed his words.

"Could it be?! THE town? According to a 2015 pcgamer interview the starting town had to be scrapped eight times just to get the architecture right! And that's not even counting all the countless patches made just to get the particle effects running smoothly!!" Walker immediately got on all fours and began to sniff at the ground like a demented pig. "God, this is just GOOD stuff. Dirt type A7, hexadecimal code six b four thousand nine hundred and forty." Walker's panting slowed, as well as his speaking. He craned his neck at the trees nearby, as if they were the silhouettes of enemies. His voice went from being loud to a soft murmur that steadily rose in volume and intensity.

"You know, in later interviews they started lying about the codes they'd use or just omit them completely, but they're wrong. I know they're wrong. Walker's bloodshot eyes almost looked reptilian. His right arm rose and began to softly trace a circle on the earth with a single finger. "Phil Warbler, the Dreamscape Online spokesman, was caught lying once at E3. He told the reporter that their weather system was fully functional at the time. But you wanna know what he did? He scratched his nose while speaking, subconsciously trying to cover his face. You know what that means right? He. LIED. LIED!!!! Phil Warbler is a LIAR!!!!" His fist formed a tight coil and began to bang at the dirt repeatedly, ruining the circle.

Walker groaned and retched like an animal before standing up in a contorted position. The archer let out a casual sigh while stretching his body a bit. His face showed a soft smile. "Anyways, I can kind of see a trail over there, we better hit it quick, partner!"

Dreamscape Online (An MMO Comedy Rp Always accepting applicants!)

I'm probably not going to be able to post tomorrow, since I've got a five hour test and some family stuff on the same day, lol. I just hope that people can enjoy our posts from browsing the casual roleplay section and join that way.

EDIT: I made my last post pretty long since it establishes Will's two-faced obsessive nature. After this I'll start writing normally, bear with me pl0x.

Dreamscape Online (An MMO Comedy Rp Always accepting applicants!)

"Well shucks golly gosh, a party?" Walker knew absolutely nothing about cowboys, but remembered a few things here and there from his forty minutes of studying them. He tried to subtly scratch his clean shaven face so as to downplay the aura of desperation trailing him and set his gaze on a tree near Raine's frame.

"It only makes sense for a cowboy such as myself to be in a rootin' tootin' party if ya ask me." He stuck out one finger, counting a bit. "I mean, cowboys need to take on different roles and such to be useful. Like if you're a wrangler you look after the horses and shit, and uh.."

Walker stuck a second and third finger with hesitation. "And if you're old and stuff you're the cook but they call you the chuck wagon so you don't feel bad, and if you're on the receiving end but give most of the output, then you're a powerbottom."

"Wait no, that first one ain't right."

Ain't. Will was proud of using ain't so naturally, he truly felt like Walker and him had become one. I am SO good at this, holy shit!!!

The passion in Will's chest was revived again at Tutoriai's rapid-fire answers that teased cowboy hats existing. They heartily stoked the campfire in the cowboy's lonesome trail heart. This immersion was doused the second it flared however, thanks to the little robot's reveal of menus. The archer made a finger gun with his right hand and sharply swung it to the left in response to it's instructions. It was like seeing an overexcited child trace the disney logo through the air.

After playing around a bit he finally found out how to formally send an invite. A small rectangle formed from his dramatic gestures and the screen was placed a bit farther in front of him for everyone to see.

Walker McDonald's, [e-mail] has sent SteelRaine a party invitation. Two heads are better than one! :)