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7 yrs ago
Idea: Superhero rp but every superpower has to be a unnecessarily specific fetish taken from a 1x1 thread
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7 yrs ago
joining a roleplay can have the same stress of applying for a job except its better cause instead of bagging groceries you get to be a cute gay anime cat girl who goes to magic school
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7 yrs ago
*tackleglomps u and nuzzles* X3 *notices bulge in ur pants* OwO wats dis???
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7 yrs ago
does anybody in this thread smoke weed
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7 yrs ago
The thrill of doing seventy different code edits without saving and then not knowing whether your post looks cute or like an exploded cumbox
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I like rats, jalapeño poppers, y2k aesthetics and idol games. I am pretty extroverted on the internet due to how easy it is to connect with people with similar interests. My personality may come across as aggressively friendly or over the top at times and I apologize in advance for that, whoops.

As for my strange signatures and profile pictures, a lot of them are a part of a specific aesthetic I´ve developed over the years that's basically 2000s aesthetics with a focus on the technology that explore themes of loss, abandonment, filth, and hopelessness, rather than the optimistic and mainstream view of the future that was common during that period of time.

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I tried to think of any music that represented the rp well but came up blank with the exception of the most obvious choice available

EDIT: Was also listening to this song during the entire creation of my character, it's not his theme song but it's an undeniably strong influence
The scroll in Sieve's hand was twisting from being clamped so hard. The phrase "white-knuckling the scroll" would have been handy here, but Sieve's knuckles are always white. As soon as Mable announced that she was returning to the rune-cave the skeleton quickly began to chase after her.

"W-wait please! It might not be safe for organi-"

"Er, I'll help!"




While it is true that most of Sieve's abilities were irrelevant know that people knew all about the benefits of washing their hands and wiping properly, he was still a super soldier created with the intent of scouting areas too dangerous for those who had pink mushy bits inside of them. So, while the doctor's extensive know-how on burning corpses and not sneezing into people's mouths was now worthless, he still excelled at his primary purpose of being a mine canary.

The scout neatly and quietly took off his boots and set them behind the wall the party had taken cover in. His body movements were too calm to make his robes flap around, keeping a pair of bony lewd feet secret from everyone else. And of course, his scroll was held tightly in his left hand.

Sieve now knew how to glide around with wind, but he was too cautious to be using such a new ability so soon. Instead, the soldier began to run towards the left side of the room, roughly slamming on the floor everytime a projectile came too close. By having wind instead of fat in his body, the skeleton slinked around quickly but very, very loudly.

After speed-stomping around for a bit he quickly began to inhale air while brainstorming without a brain. Their mechanical opponents seemed capable of firing off green light with the power to melt metal. Figures, the second I'm to develop miraculous powers everything else does too.

Sieve keenly paid attention to the battlefield, but neglected to factor in just how silent the robots were in comparison to him. One of them cutely emerged from one side of the wall, forcing Sieve to play a nice game of hot-potato-but-with-weapons.

Barrels turned into toothpicks and the wall began to melt into a nice iron mousse as robot and skeleton traded ranged attacks. While the pile of bones had regained composure, his cautious, precise shots struggled to actually land against the machine. The robot's green orbs of light were a bigger threat, but the opponent had difficulties in charging up as much. It was a tense, slow paced battle decorated by inhales of air and violence happening elsewhere in the room. Sieve made a big deal of being tired, limping and everything, as he stuck out his left hand. With a flutter of robes he had managed to bait his foe into firing at the scroll. The skeleton was giddy with excitement.

Oh, the joys of not being ostracized are simply too wonderful!
Does this mean that team two and team four will have to merge?
@Nerdy Reference NICE, I didn't even know there was a ridiculous wild west-themed song in existence


Jessica's green eyes darted to and fro in a desperate attempt to seek out any contemporary luxuries. This place already had a vegan anime Starbucks, so where were the other stores?

After giving up almost immediately after starting she whizzed to the message board, making the obvious connection that without money, they would probably die. And then sword guy's ghost would haunt her ghost and it would suck. How would you even exorcise a ghost's ghost? Were you supposed to use an exorcist ghost? Could a ghost's ghost also be haunted by a ghost? How deep could that go before god got a headache and just sent you all to therapy? These thoughts weren't really thought of in the standard way inside Jessica's cranium. They were fuzzy concepts that were in her mind, but were unable to be digested by her directly. They were unreachable, sort of like a flounder staring at seagulls soaring above the ocean, or a person trying to vocalize last night's dream about turning into a giant foot. Jessica sighed.

She sighed again, this time out of frustration. The alphabet soup of messages wasn't that hard to read, considering some of the villagers also didn't know how to spell words larger than two syllables, but it cost her several sugar cubes worth of energy to process the text.

The teen read key words out loud to herself, trying to put two and two together. Sketches of men covered in scars, drawings of animals, tarot cards, food and the like drowned each other out. At last she sighed a third time and put her arms behind her head. "Man, prehistoric picture day looks wild."
I have another comedic character who constantly talks about drinking cough syrup and setting cars on fire but I wanted to make a character that was on the "tame but perceptive" side of things since there were more opportunities for buffoonery, LOL

EDIT: @kkbird123 4got to tag you
@spirit

Will the combat consist of us describing the whole process, or will you be controlling our opponents
The dire panther stared them down with the dangerous and taciturn aura of a bunch of knives taped to a gun taped to a gargoyle.

"So we have the good and the bad, and now the ugly." Walker's cocky smile tried to distract anyone in his radius from his quivering legs. The adrenaline was coursing through every rendered polygon of skin, making him take deep, laborious breaths. At last, a chance for the authentic cowboy to prove himself. His mind lovingly painted an image of Walker sitting in a fireplace, the head of a dire panther tacked to the wall, drinking apple juice that looked like alcohol and having Raine tell him he was cool.

His right arm shot forwards like a firecracker, holding his slingshot in the worst way possible. He was doing twelve of the ten things you're not supposed to do with a slingshot, and displaying a dreamworks face the entire time. Walker swirled his arms around like a wise monk.

"This town ain't big enough for the two of us, partner."

"A-and you too Raine, it's big enough for us two, 'cause we're a team, but not for the dire panther, because uh, he can't pay taxes and he's naked, both of which are illegal you know."

Walker's face quickly shifted back to being arrogant and feisty. After a few stretched out seconds of fiddling with the weapon a rock materialized in his left hand. The idiot stretched the slingshot as far as he could, awkwardly set the pebble and fired. If this were a movie, there would be a record scratch and a freeze frame, followed by Will's narration of "You're probably wondering how I got here."

@kkbird123

You most definitely should........... partner
Im just waiting a bit since my last posts were kinda thicc, but you should defs hop on....... partner
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