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7 yrs ago
Idea: Superhero rp but every superpower has to be a unnecessarily specific fetish taken from a 1x1 thread
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7 yrs ago
joining a roleplay can have the same stress of applying for a job except its better cause instead of bagging groceries you get to be a cute gay anime cat girl who goes to magic school
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7 yrs ago
*tackleglomps u and nuzzles* X3 *notices bulge in ur pants* OwO wats dis???
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7 yrs ago
does anybody in this thread smoke weed
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7 yrs ago
The thrill of doing seventy different code edits without saving and then not knowing whether your post looks cute or like an exploded cumbox
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I like rats, jalapeño poppers, y2k aesthetics and idol games. I am pretty extroverted on the internet due to how easy it is to connect with people with similar interests. My personality may come across as aggressively friendly or over the top at times and I apologize in advance for that, whoops.

As for my strange signatures and profile pictures, a lot of them are a part of a specific aesthetic I´ve developed over the years that's basically 2000s aesthetics with a focus on the technology that explore themes of loss, abandonment, filth, and hopelessness, rather than the optimistic and mainstream view of the future that was common during that period of time.

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I'm going to write a character sheet in a bit if you guys don't mind, lol (will update this post later)

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Sieve's magic dissipated like a fart when his opponent committed suicide. Part of him was completely caught off guard, and another part put up a facade as a knee jerk reaction. It was no different from a government official playing it cool to avoid widespread panic, except in this case Sieve was the widespread panic. He rattled his bones a bit and regained composure.

The magician flapped his robes and moved his body towards safety, all while whining to himself. "Really? They can do that?", Trying to ignore the fact that he had attempted suicide himself prior to arriving at this world.

Even though the doctor was no stranger to fighting, a battlefield full of energy beams, organic weapons, railguns, forcefields and public nudity presented a significant challenge to someone who was used to muskets and big sticks.

The final machine had it's powers magnified by the scraps that were once it's allies. The grey marmalade man moved in to finish it off while the others protected their fallen teammate. Sieve contemplated taking on a support role but instantly discarded the idea. He couldn't carry much, wasn't used to working with others and was terrible at giving advice beyond "burn everything and empty the waste bucket outside of your house."

The skeleton positioned himself away from both the final machine and his pliable companion. He raised an arm and began to prepare a wind sphere, waiting on his party members to make the robot slow down so as to not miss.
As soon as the little green man appeared in front of the trio, Jessica began to question her surroundings. While she would usually chalk this up to drug-induced hallucinations, the unchanged appearances of her teammates proved that her mind was unaltered. Hollow and dysfunctional, but unaltered.

As she arranged the drawings in her head to form a sentence, the goblin spoke beneath a small dark cloak, its voice raspy and gleeful. ”Give me all your belongings or you die!”

It was hard for Jessica to hate something. It was an emotion mostly reserved to things that would greatly confuse her. But thievery was one of the worst things in her mind second to none, even though a lot of things were. She didn't really understand lists. Stopping a mugger was what caused her to die young, and she wasn't the type of person to learn through experiences so quickly.

"Hey birdbrain! Why don't you pick on someone your own size!"

Of course, they were giants compared to the green figure, but the brawler didn't really understand figurative language outside of phrases in action movies. She looked to her left, and thought about how important sword guy's sword was to him. She looked to her right, and thought about how Haruka probably had some naruto stars in a fanny pack somewhere, and how valuable those were to her. She looked to her left again, at what was most likely several more goblins near the bridge preparing to assault them. Nah, that's dumb. It's just him.

Jessica began to charge at the black figure, her right fist's usual strength being prepped by a special magic that the girl wasn't yet aware of. She let out a simple warcry of "Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!"

I'll wait a bit more before posting, since I'm trying not to flood IC with my character
The clockwork human Sieve was trading ranged attacks with instantly lost interest and began to bolt away, leaving the proud doctor to feel a little down. He had managed to celebrate his heritage by burning things that he didn't like, and even developed a firm grasp on wind magicks! Still, it felt odd being around such competent teammates. His old squadmates would wrap their used teabags in his ribcage and would blindly send him to scout ahead, so having the robots imply that he wasn't the most eye-catching or expendable member of the team felt bizarre. The only option available was to adapt to the situation at hand, or in other words, chase the creature down.

The gliding skeleton made his way to the machine's whereabouts, his spectral movements halted by the spiderwoman's warning about defeating their foes. He quickly gazed around and was surprised at what he saw. The marked ones around him were shielding eachother, stealing weapons and fighting viciously. Sieve knew that they were to be a team from now on, but it was at this moment that the idea finally settled in his skull. The gray machina called out the sensible strategy of incapacitating their enemies, which would be difficult for a magician.

His target lay on the floor like a cockroach before dragging itself back up, after having been struck by one of its allies own weapons. As the struggling machine tried to click back into place, Sieve began to make grappling motions with his left hand, like crushing a ball of paper. The force in his fist began to fight back at being pressed so tightly, and the skeleton responded by only inhaling more air. This ball of wind would have to be as accurate as possible. Sieve carefully stretched his bones and launched the orb in a straight line at his opponent's left arm, hoping to amputate it. After this the skeleton glided in a half-circle around the robot, preparing an identical attack at his other limb.
Jessica pouted a bit at having her genius theory ignored. She thought about holding on to the idea and testing it out by asking the villagers if this was Texas, before her goldfish attention span set the coherent string of thoughts on fire and replaced them with the iCarly theme song. This in turn made the girl even more excited for the upcoming challenge.

"HECK yeah we're ready to go! And HECK yeah we're ready to fight some gobble-ins!" Her left arm clasped her bicep, and her right arm shot up as if it was the strongest weapon in the world. Jessica "Punch-em" Parker would soon show the world why she was forced to wear a straight-jacket during anger management therapy sessions.

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H-HEWWO?!?!? WHATS GWOIN ON IN DIS THWEAD GUYS UwU...
"A hip version of dora and boots" Is something I would wear as a t-shirt tbh.
Jessica was pumped now that their status as adventurers was official. Mark casually strolled near her and picked the team's mission, which made her incorrectly assume that he was just as fired up as she was. She swiveled her entire body at a concerning speed and began to yell at him. "Woah man, is that the one with the ugly green dudes on it??! Do we get to like, beat them up and everything??! Coolio!!"

Of course, the main thing motivating the girl was the possibility of there being more contemporary commodities around the world, and frankly, she thought a goblin was the present tense verb of eat. Drawing her balled up fists near her collarbones, Jessica spoke in an oddly tender tone. It was sort of like a puppy outside of a butcher shop. "Do you think we can get any hotpockets around here? That lady said some stuff about a bakery." She placed her fists against her temples and gazed at the floor in an act of concentration. For her, thinking was a full body experience. She had come to another groundbreaking conclusion. "So uh, after looking at this place for a lot, it's obvious we're in Texas. And those guys probably have their own version of hotpockets or something that we can eat, which is why I was talking about it." She pictured a crude image of a hotpocket with an entire rib inside of it. Nice.

Her head tilted to look at Mark as she came across a shocking revelation, and begin to speak at the same rate that she was generating ideas in. "I mean, that explains why I got shot in the face! It's sort of like that one dude on TV who put snake poison and then got invincible to it! That's just how people in Texas live!!!"
The small stone connecting to the panther had made a smaller noise that went mostly unnoticed. However, it had the same effect on Will as clicker training had on a dog. It gave his brain a shot of chemical goodness and made his breaths transition into sultry, labored panting. That piece of shit got hit by me. It felt what I gave it. IT FELT IT! HA!!!

The beast hurled itself at Walker, causing him to stand in awe at the physics engine in place. As time began to slow, he wondered, for a brief moment, what being mauled to death was like. This execution was stopped by the beast's back erupting into a mess of light and sparkles, replacing Walker's face of erotic fear with erotic uncertainty. Seeing Raine unphased by the turn of events inspired Will to quickly revert to his previous casual gamer bloodlust.

At his mental command the archer caused two pebbles to spawn in his artificially calloused hands. The bluntest way to describe his attacks was that it was apparent that he had minimum strength and maximum dexterity. Although Will was by all means an idiot when it came to using slingshots, the game's stat system had meddled around with his mind, and he found his hands to be very fine-tuned and knowledgeable as to what his brain desired.

After focusing a bit harder the fighter had willed a third projectile to form in his hand. With a pair of shaky arms and a set of euphoric eyes Walker fired two of the pebbles like a machine gun, the attacks doing almost nothing in damage but landing skillfully. It was clear that if he didn't attempt to move around the battlefield, the panther would target him again, but the cowboy only thought abut overpowering his opponent and stood rooted to the ground while gulping down his excessive drooling.

Walker set the third pebble in place and longingly gazed at his opponent. This feeling, it's SO GOOD!!

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