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7 yrs ago
Idea: Superhero rp but every superpower has to be a unnecessarily specific fetish taken from a 1x1 thread
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7 yrs ago
joining a roleplay can have the same stress of applying for a job except its better cause instead of bagging groceries you get to be a cute gay anime cat girl who goes to magic school
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7 yrs ago
*tackleglomps u and nuzzles* X3 *notices bulge in ur pants* OwO wats dis???
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7 yrs ago
does anybody in this thread smoke weed
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7 yrs ago
The thrill of doing seventy different code edits without saving and then not knowing whether your post looks cute or like an exploded cumbox
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I like rats, jalapeño poppers, y2k aesthetics and idol games. I am pretty extroverted on the internet due to how easy it is to connect with people with similar interests. My personality may come across as aggressively friendly or over the top at times and I apologize in advance for that, whoops.

As for my strange signatures and profile pictures, a lot of them are a part of a specific aesthetic I´ve developed over the years that's basically 2000s aesthetics with a focus on the technology that explore themes of loss, abandonment, filth, and hopelessness, rather than the optimistic and mainstream view of the future that was common during that period of time.

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Greetings Stranger,

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I’m not surprised to see your kind here. Many adventurers have traveled this way since the recent troubles had passed. No doubt you’ve heard about the tragedy that befell the community here at the Guild. Some say that the Guildfall, bane of role players, is slowly enveloping the community once again. I don’t know if I believe that, but I have noticed from time to time that posts or players will mysteriously disappear. They disappear without word and without notice, hidden by the leaders of our community. Maybe it’s nothing. But rumors and sideways glances seems to trail in their wake. You see, shortly before Guildfall had occurred similar disappearances were common as well and strange rumor began to ravage even the most common parts of the guild. But until more evidence is uncovered I’ll remain here within this community and so should you. You’ll find interesting role play ideas across all the various topics categories here on the Guild and a few of mine or ones that I participate in as well. However, I would make sure you save your own information before the shadow that fell over the Guild before the fall once again consumes us all. But if you’re still alive before then, I’ll be more than happy to accommodate any role playing needs you may have if I can.

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You should talk to some of the others, too. Guildmod has sent you a PM package to add with your new arrival and there are any number of veterans who are more than qualified to answer your questions. Maybe they can tell you more.

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What makes you think that? It's a good post, lol


WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THIS THREAD
Eh, I disagree. If you've been roleplaying since you were twelve then I don't think it's necessary to confine yourself to the spam forums. Find an RP you like and dive in fam
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Location: Centre Stage, Courtyard / Present: Abigail @RumikoOhara, Edward @Polaris North


Hollywood actress Miranda Cox set her character's crystal tumbler down onto the bar's rich mahogany table with a hard clack. An uneven line of B-list actors began to fill the fake bar's uncomfortably new seats and greeted her in the same coldly warm fashion, raising her career onto their shoulders like runny whip cream underneath a sweet red cherry. She belted out expectant laugh no. 7 and stiffly flipped her hair with a red manicured hand, aware for every single second of her time melting under the golden heat of the cameras that she was a product for consumption. As soon as her hand finished its slow arc to her thigh, the woman tilted her head ever so slightly, beckoning the audience to enjoy their viewing experience. It was like soft fizz after pouring cherry soda. She spoke through the camera, directly into the viewer's eyes. "Having a good night, gentlemen?"

Victoria leaned forward on her orthopedic computer chair and quickly selected the replay button on her laptop, as if it was going to escape if she didn't click it fast enough. Miranda Nicholas Cox was the lead actress to this year's most acclaimed film, The One Night to Remember. Victoria praised the movie for its success in attracting its target demographic. The forgettable, moderately attractive young men that made the bulk of the movie acted as stand-ins for the male viewers. It was an escapist power fantasy that seemed to prey on young men's insecurities regarding wealth and friendship in the modern age. Miranda was playing both the eye candy and the female power fantasy of the film, unsurprisingly solidifying herself as the apex contemporary woman after claiming award after award for her performance(s). The internet, it seemed, couldn't get enough of her. Her line when greeting the movie's cast members became second to none in terms of online presence all over the world.

Victoria watched the snippet again and again, studying the structure of Miranda's hand as it flipped through her conditioned hair. During replay number thirty eight she noted the way that Miranda had her ring finger slightly raised, when compared to the rest of her flat and stiff hand. On replay number thirty nine Victoria noted that Miranda's index finger was slightly lowered as well, combining with the other properties of her hand to form an elegant visual. Victoria began quietly hmmm..-ing to herself in a display of data extrapolation. She sleepily scribbled notes onto a pine green journal. After what felt like a few minutes she let out a sigh and closed her laptop. She had bags to pack.




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Victoria arrived on the third day. Her reason based on why she was inexplicably late for two days would vary wildly depending on who asked her. It was exactly like her stage name VENA, its origins modified to suit whatever her conversational partner wanted to hear.

Vena was her name now, receiving Kuroba Tadashi's speech less like a musician and more like a soldier receiving orders from a general. She will revive music. She will make a name for herself. VENA will win. She attempted to clap before anybody else did, as a quick test. The furor and passion of her new rivals as they clapped in unison with her nearly caused her relaxed facade to slip. Her stay at Cystra city was going to be as challenging as she thought it would be, it seemed.

After Mr. Tadashi's speech ended, Vena walked towards a small coffee machine in the very back of the centre stage, skimming through the crowd like a scientist observing lab rats. There was no malice behind her actions, only insatiable curiosity. As she filled a styrofoam cup half empty, her eyes darted back and forth, holding the beverage as if it were a peace treaty between her and the rest of the room. All the performers around her were so visually and auditorily unique, and yet all of them had managed to snatch the public's heart in some way or another. Were they aware of the archetypes and topes that defined them? How those categories simultaneously showed them off and enslaved them, like clamshell packaging? Vena quietly tossed the coffee in the trash without having taken a single sip and began maneuvering to the booths. She was ravenous for information regarding her new life, but suppressed her desires to interrogate every staff member behind a cool purple mask.

After quelling her biggest questions, the green haired woman began storming out of the auditorium with newfound vigor. She quickly paced from hall to hall, annoyed at her inability to take notes due to fashionable women's clothing and functional pockets existing in opposite sides of the same spectrum. Vena decided on scouting out the heart of the area, the courtyard. In a walk that could be described as two parts relaxed and one part soldier, she made her way to the two silhouettes in front of her. She could dwell on the humor behind a person named vein being at the heart of something later. Right now she wanted to meet others and see what variety the world had to offer.

Vena smiled like somebody who learned it through a diagram and flipped her hair with a stiff, calm hand.

"Having a good night?"


Thanks @RumikoOhara

Edited CS for readability, LOL
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Mark did everything he could to keep his tail from furiously wagging on the train. On the same vehicle as him, breathing the same oxygen as him sat THE Alexander Thomas Breckenridge. In his many years of scarfing down pro-military comics, Mark had obsessively memorized and recognized the particular combination of red eye bags and stormy hair that ran in the boy's family. An impressive feat for someone part canine and part colorblind. Even after years of questionable mental and physical training, it was hard for the military fanboy to stay still. The way his crippling obsession with orderly conduct fought against his crippling obsession for heroes was like a flaming zeppelin being stopped from crashing into a city by another flaming zeppelin. The results turned his mind into a very messy place, to say the least. His inner turmoil was cut short by the end of the ride.

The train briefly whined to a stop, with layers of clunking and grinding mixed throughout its evanescent lifespan. It was one of those noises that forced you to pay attention to your surroundings. One of those noises that signalled the creation of a vivid memory, that implied that for better or for worse, what was about to happen was going to stay with you forever.

Mark was an idiot in many different ways, but inner strength was not one of them. After curtly allowing the vehicle's humans to exit first, the fifth generation chimera stiffly walked right behind them. The way he walked was somewhere between "leader of a marching band" and "regular person", although for this particular day his dutiful traits were brought front and center, an attempt to make a good first impression. Mark paid little attention to the institute's decorations and tried to stand as close as possible to the quartet of officials. Part of him was absolutely enraged at their alterations to their institute uniforms, and another part of him felt like a child seeing four extravagantly dressed superheroes in front of him.

Straightening his body to a comically large degree, the boy flattened his right hand and performed a perfect salute. It was the kind of salute that implied practicing in front of a mirror and yelling at it until satisfied several times a day. Ears perked up, tail frozen in place, and face expectantly tightened, the boy awaited orders.



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