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This looks pretty fun.

Do you guys still have room?


I think some guys dropped recently, so yeah you can leave a CS for the GM to get back to.
The forest was still, serene, giving off an air of hope in a world. It was as if the verdant plants were a metaphor for life itself. A lone deer came into view, gently sniffing the air as it stalked for grasses to eat.

"I GOT YOU NOW YOU SON OF A BITCH." A two-hundred pound man fell directly on top of the beast, pinning it in an armlock, pressing its face against the ground. The deer's limbs thrashed wildly, trying to buck Game Warden off before he pressed it back into the ground. Pulling out a length of rope, he hog tied the animal before kicking it in the stomach.

"You thought I couldn't track some punk out in the forest? I spent three years fighting off the cartels in South America. Another two hunting men down in the Congo. Your forests here ain't nothing but a thing." he said, squatting by its head, looking the deer in the eye. Holding its head in place with one thick hand wrapped around the antler, he pulled out a large knife.
"Now talk, or I get mad." he said. The deer gave a terrified whinny in response. Game Warden punched the deer in its face.
"TALK. WHAT'S YOUR PLAN FOR TOKYO?" he shouted. The deer gave another whinny, flailing its body.

"I see. You didn't know anything, did you? Well you're gonna send them a message. You're gonna tell them I'm coming." he said, taping the oversized knife to the deer's muzzle. Next, he pulled out a large syringe of PCP, injecting it into the deer's neck before letting it go. Hopped up on the worst trip of its life, the deer frantically scrambled into the woods. Where the other deer lived. Cracking his neck, Game Warden felt the warm satisfaction in the knowledge that it would soon become a threat to its own kind.

Justice had been served.
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One would assume it would be preferable for the bad guys to show up once we're done setting up defenses, not while we're discussing it. Besides, it's character time, and all Dante has done since showing up here is make a pizza in a kitchen. The actual UMMA mission doesn't even know he's here yet.


It's only preferable for the good guys for the bad guys to wait. Ideally the bad guys would strike immediately, before UMMA defenses are ready.

You know, like thinking people do.
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I'm fairly certain they're not showing up in the kitchen.

Also, go be angry at a helicopter.


Of course they're not showing up; you haven't written them arriving yet.
It hasn't had enough replies to move on yet. Worst comes to worst, Queen Tepes will show up there relatively soon.


Yeah but when's SE gonna show up? Everyone's waiting.
>I can sense you've killed people

Is he psychic?

Also, wow this is one edgy rp. This is less Super Sentai, more Garth Ennis' "The Boys", holy shit.


To be fair, they had it coming.
Lance shifted the Challenger into park, pocketing the key as he went to the back, retrieving the duffel bag.

Neo-Tokyo's deer park was a popular tourist destination on the outskirts near the forest; it was filled with nigh hundreds of the creature, frolicking and prancing about, mingling with various citizens. Lance, Game Warden felt a queasiness in his gut as he looked around.

A singular deer, a majestic twelve-point buck, came up to the man, lightly sniffing around him. Game Warden drew a pistol with one hand, and with a loud, distinctive crack of thunder, its head was burst open.

The nearby citizens looked in shock at the man as the deer fell to the ground in front of him, lifeless. One screamed as she saw the smoking piece of steel in his hand. They all started running away as he holstered it, unzipping his coat to reveal a deer skull emblazoned across his chest. As they screamed and ran, Game Warden reached into the duffel bag and pulled out a fully loaded M60, and fired it at the mass of deer. Antlers and bones snapped as the bullets tore into the beasts, stupid animals that couldn't think but to run in panic.

By this point, the human population had cleared and Game Warden swept the muzzle to the side, tearing into yet more warm, wet bodies of venison. Some beasts thought they could outsmart him, try and run off to the side. Still firing the gun with one hand, Game Warden tossed a grenade, sending shards of shrapnel and death flying with such force that one doe simply flew apart.

Click. The gun was empty. A host of deer carcasses covered the ground like a wet, brown and red blanket. Game warden loaded another belt and began firing, aiming for anything that twitched, the injured, the fakers, anything that might still be alive, just to make sure. When the second belt was empty, he shouldered the gun, and tossed several homemade canisters, scattering them around the treeline. One last safety, just to make sure. Taking aim with his handgun, Game Warden lit up the canisters of napalm, setting the deers' forest ablaze. The park was coated in flame as the bulky, dark figure exited, a cold look of destiny on his face.

As the muscle car drove back into the city proper, Game Warden let out a long, deep breath.

Human casualties: Zero.

Estimated deer casualties: Over two hundred.

The war went on.
What does Alexander's company actually do? I've been meaning to ask.
Lance gave a knowing nod as the civilians began to gang up on and subsequently assault the punk for dine and dashing. Maybe there was light after all.

No, he thought to himself. He may have helped here, but the war.... the war went on.

Game Warden turned the keys in the ignition and put the shift into drive, continuing his quest for vengeance. Reaching into the side compartment, he pulled out a photo and taped it to the dashboard. On it was his next target. The war would continue soon, and the streets would run red with the blood of his enemies. Days of planning would culminate in this next attack. He had been silent but the enemy would know now of his presence. Pulling around to the back of the restaurant, he pulled the shovel from his trunk and dug under the bushes next to the dumpster, retrieving a duffel bag from a large box buried in the ground. Placing them back in the trunk, he set down the crowded Neo-Tokyo streets.

The battle would start soon. And battles are just notable bumps in the war.
"It's not assault. It's justice. You can't arrest a tool in the war." Lance replied to the heroine.

"And you." he pointed a chair leg at Jack. "Pay your damned bills, slacker, or I'll be back to kick your ass even harder."

Dropping the chair leg, he walked back and chugged his mug of coffee. If there was one thing that pissed him off, it was punks who didn't know the value of a dollar, or a yen, or whatever mooncurrency they used here. Also other things, but those other things weren't here right now. They were outside, waiting for him to come and mow them down.
Digging into his wallet, he pulled out the six hundred and fifty yen, plus tip, and left it on the counter, beef bowl untouched.

"If you youngsters are done here, I'm headed out. Some of us have important things to do."
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