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GAME: Crush A Wish

Granted. I remove a twelfth of your previous wishes.

I wish for TED talks to be shown on TV.

GAME: Crush A Wish

Granted. It wants freedom from you, so it is given a human body. It proceeds to beat you up and run off.

I wish for a random person to, every ten seconds, have a significant realization.

2020, a reminder

All of this Star Wars talk about socialism and apparent Vader x Luke shipping means only one thing.

FULLY
AUTOMATED
LUXURY
GAY
SPACE
COMMUNISM

@ClocktowerEchos

with AI pls

>.>

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Slam Poetry Thread

Everything looks
Like poetry if
You hit
Enter a
lot.

GAME: Crush A Wish

Granted, it was me all along! That said, due to shenanigans, it appears below yours.

I wish for non-dangerous things to happen.

Game: "Useless" superpowers

I mean, timezones are a thing, so now I always know the time in roughly a twelfth of the world, more if I could remember the direction the time zones go. Boom, I am the master clock.

The power to manipulate element manipulations.

Game: "Useless" superpowers

As simple of a superpower as it is, it most definitely is a superpower, like in that magic system where the first spell discovered just told the caster it did nothing. Prove the existence of superpowers, and get filthy rich from the discovery. Sure, actually showing it to people is going to be hard, so... Actually, disqualified for presenting something that isn't a superpower. I mean, auto-power elimination? You're not even capable of using it in the first while. Ugh, my brain hurts just thinking about it.

Your power is the power to move like two times faster than normal when swimming down a river.

GAME: Crush A Wish

Granted. Given to you is a spray can of a quickly absorbed poison that kills whoever you spray within seconds. No more worrying about those annoying people.

I wish for something that doesn't kill any human, nor hinder their capability of meaningful life.

GAME: Crush A Wish

Granted, you instantly transform into a star, losing all senses and overall consciousness. Also, you engulf and roast the earth.

I wish for fewer songs to be written about love.