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Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by TheUnknowable
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Sour taste is the result of acidity. I concentrate it into a super-acid and use it as acid based weapons while taking over the city.

Super pain receptors.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Sanctus Spooki
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Being in constant pain would eventually drive you insane. Use said insanity to go on an unstoppable rampage, what do I care if I feel a bit more pain, my entire life is torture anyways- also your muscles would probably be in complete freakout mode.

You gain the ability to be hyper-aware of anything over a light-year distant.
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@Sanctus SpookiI discover alien civilizations and use a hacked radio telescope to read their signals and duplicate the technology I learn about. I use my supertech to take over.

Your hand can be used as a flashlight.
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2 words: Unlimited Lumens

You have the ability to spin on your head like a dreidel, so long as you are drinking lemonade at the same time.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by ClocktowerEchos
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You stop crime by making people questioning wtf they're looking at.

Ability: You have the ability to force the sensation of stepping on legos on people
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Feyblue
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Become the most feared villain in the world, as I can inflict the ultimate in agony in any place at any time, with no way to stop me. I will continue to employ this until my subjects finally break telling me whatever information I desire, allowing me to acquire national secrets and sell them to the highest bidder, becoming a global information broker who can blackmail any world leader to do my bidding or else experience LEGO AGONY.

The hair atop your head grows really fast, increasing to the full length of your body within five minutes. As it grows longer, it becomes the world's most comfy blanket, which causes anyone who is wrapped in it to immediately feel incredibly sleepy and take a nap. Unfortunately, it only has these properties so long as it's attached to your head, as each strand turns to coarse straw the moment it is cut.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Majoraa
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RAPUNZEL! RAPUNZEL! LET DOWN YOUR HAIR, SO THOU MIGHT CLIMB THY GOLDEN STAIR!

The ability to set someone on fire.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by GodOfWar
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Start setting your rich family members on fire; inheritance money.

The person below me gains the ability to stop themselves from hearing.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by TheUnknowable
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Don't need hearing protection for when I'm firing my guns, and can't hear the pleas of my victims.

You can speak with inanimate objects.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Feyblue
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I am now the best spy of all time, since these walls now literally have ears.

You can perfectly cook any food that could be described as a chicken-bacon-ranch anything, but anything else you try to cook will become chicken-bacon-ranch.
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chicken-bacon-ranch-dead body

You can disable your own superpower, which is your superpower.

Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by IntPenDespSword
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As simple of a superpower as it is, it most definitely is a superpower, like in that magic system where the first spell discovered just told the caster it did nothing. Prove the existence of superpowers, and get filthy rich from the discovery. Sure, actually showing it to people is going to be hard, so... Actually, disqualified for presenting something that isn't a superpower. I mean, auto-power elimination? You're not even capable of using it in the first while. Ugh, my brain hurts just thinking about it.

Your power is the power to move like two times faster than normal when swimming down a river.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Majoraa
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Guinness world record holder of 20XX

The ability to create your own lifeforms down to the last detail.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by ChickenTeriyaki
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Zoos are going to pay you a lot. A lot.

You may also gain an audience with the scientific community if you wish. Biologists will be very interested in your work.

The ability to make your nose grow longer.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by MissHotWheelz
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Put on a one man show of Pinocchio.

The ability to teleport to a random place in the world each time you sneeze.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Majoraa
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Easy world traveling, as long as you learn to hold in your sneezes.

The ability to complete ANY game 100%.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by TheUnknowable
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Easy world traveling, as long as you learn to hold in your sneezes.

The ability to complete ANY game 100%.


And know how to swim.

I become a famous Let's Play twitch streamer, and use the Patreon $ to build a doomsday laser.

You can speak with insects, but they all hate you if you do.
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Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Feyblue
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Step 1: Speak to bees while wearing protective gear. Step 2: Be attacked by angry bees who can't hurt you due to aforementioned protective gear. Step 3: Lure angry bees to your enemies. Step 4: Defeat Nicholas Cage once and for all. Step 5: Achieve victory.

You have the power to make any car you drive become a Pinto, and any phone you use become a Galaxy Note 7.

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Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by ChickenTeriyaki
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You get to hook the ladies with your vintage swag.

Other than that, you get to showcase your magical talent on TV.

The ability to gain anime-esque eyes after drinking one gallon of chocolate milk.

@Feyblue PvP me?
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Feyblue
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You become the supreme master of surrealist comedy anime parodies.

The ability to always know what time it is in a very specific small village in Scotland, with the drawback that you can never actually go to said village in Scotland.

@ChickenTeriyaki Sorry, but I don't really have too much time on my hands right now. ^^' Also I'm not entirely sure how PVP on this site works, so...
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