@Unparakeet I'm hearing that we have rival chefs. Excellent.
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STATUS: Ma! The sex roleplayers are being weird in the advanced tab again, Ma! 2 yrs ago
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Ma! The sex roleplayers are being weird in the advanced tab again, Ma!
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>using the phrase "normie" unironically
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They always ask me, "What the fuck are you doing!?" but never, "How the fuck you doing?"
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Oooh I like this. I'll have to get a character sheet together.
My current idea is a Maiden who's a very gifted chef. Unfortunately, she's a sub par front line combatant, but she excels in cloak and dagger including assassination and sabotage. Her cooking is to die for both figuratively and literally. If all else fails, she's also a very capable martial artist and will not hesitate to bust out some truly wacky Forbidden Techniques. Everybody thinks they're hot shit until the new chef performs the Seven Seals Technique and pops their aorta like a gogurt.
My current idea is a Maiden who's a very gifted chef. Unfortunately, she's a sub par front line combatant, but she excels in cloak and dagger including assassination and sabotage. Her cooking is to die for both figuratively and literally. If all else fails, she's also a very capable martial artist and will not hesitate to bust out some truly wacky Forbidden Techniques. Everybody thinks they're hot shit until the new chef performs the Seven Seals Technique and pops their aorta like a gogurt.
Bold of him to assume Clive isn't paranoid enough to expect a surprise attack in his own office and or car.
Clive, coming up behind Mael with his front painted like the breakroom wallpaper
"Real world opponents never wait for you to be ready."
"Real world opponents never wait for you to be ready."
Clive at 2:47am
Mael: "Clive! Do the thing!"
Clive:
Clive:
you right
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Oh she'll learn real good if she asks Clive for help. She'll also regret asking when he wakes her up at 2:47am with a glass of ice water to the face, tosses a cap gun in her lap, and yells "You're being attacked, defend yourself!" before coming at her with a broom handle.
Oh she'll learn real good if she asks Clive for help. She'll also regret asking when he wakes her up at 2:47am with a glass of ice water to the face, tosses a cap gun in her lap, and yells "You're being attacked, defend yourself!" before coming at her with a broom handle.
Minor mistakes are punished by forcing the perpetrator to help Edgar clean his office.
Further offenses will result in the employee being assigned to Clive for the day. Duties will include being his designated brass goblin, round reloading assistant, chemistry project assistant, exercise buddy, and punching bag sparring partner.
Also, Clive is more a "shoot, shoot again, dismember, salt the remains, and then set on fire" type of guy.
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