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Maréngo and Solange




Maréngo grinned and gently scratched the monkey on the head which earned a soft hoot of approval.
"His name's Pyka and he's my newest friend."
Pyka bounced happily on his shoulder at the mention of his name and reached out with a grabbing hand toward the bag in his off hand. Maréngo laughed and handed him another plantain.
"Hungry lil' bugger, too."

“Oh,” said Solange with a flat expression, clearly uncertain of how to react to the excitement for something that would just eat their food supply, spread disease, and eventually die. She looked down at her book, as if she were completely dismissing Maréngo and his monkey, and then remembered the thought she had earlier. She snapped the book shut, shook her head, and gave the sailor a big, fake smile. She hoped that Maréngo had been too distracted with his monkey to notice that she’d at first clearly not cared.

“What an absolute darling, darling!” she said with a girlish squeal that took years off of her life just to produce. She scooched forward on the cart, intentionally pushing against Neh’miah’s barrel to rock it ever so slightly, and pointed at Maréngo’s bag, “May I feed it?”

Maréngo took the bait and smiled, producing a dried fruit from the bag and handing it to Solange. It was then he noticed the black cord around the woman's wrist and the stone attached to it. The pirate had assumed a city-dweller would think herself above the Old Knowings and scoff at the wisdom of things that go bump in the night. He nodded sagely and gestured to the stone.
"A spirit stone, eh? Always a good idea to have a bit of protection when the journey moves through uncertain waters."

“Oh, this?” asked Solange, lifting up her wrist and pulling the dried fruit away from Pyka so she could inspect the stone like she had forgotten about it. What luck! Solange didn’t even have to brooch the subject. “It was thrown in with my purchases by the apothecary. She is a good friend of mine, and quite superstitious. She wouldn’t let me buy anything without putting it on! Said it would protect us from ghost ships, can you believe it?” Solange laughed a little too nervously as she motioned as if she were going to remove the bracelet but left it on. The quickness of the following words flooding out of her mouth betrayed her attempt at casual disbelief, “I mean it’s utter nonsense, right? No such things!”

Maréngo shook his head with a grave expression. So many people dismissed such things as the ravings of drunken sailors driven mad by months at sea, but he could tell Solange was more clever than most people. He could only hope and pray that she would heed his warning.
"They're real as the ocean itself. We should be fine on this journey, but should you stray too far from the shipping routes and you risk them finding you."

Neh’miah could hear Solange talk from inside his barrel. Of Course he was still alive. However the young thief hoped that these knuckleheads would finish up their shopping spree fast. As a dark, cramped barrel is not exactly the most comfortable place to stay in. In fact, it sucked pretty hard. However, he had to endure it until they had reached the ship. Having Solange intentionally rock his barrel wasn’t helping.

Solange slid back against the barrel, nudging it yet again. She clasped her hand around the spirit stone, the bit of dried fruit falling from her hand and on to her book. Her eyes were wide, both in worry and in awe, as she asked, “Have you seen one?”

I haven't and I hope I go to my grave that way. There are fates far worse than death."
Though he hadn't witnessed many of the supernatural dangers of the sea, he'd taken great care to abide by the hushed warnings told around circles passing rum. And so far, he'd mostly avoided any treacherous spirits so clearly the advice worked.

“Truer words...” Solange trailed off, glancing in the direction of the Faded Lantern. Solange bristled at a chill despite the morning sun beginning to transition from a welcoming light to a sweltering bastard. Neither ghosts nor Vargas was something she wanted to consider any longer, although both would certainly be on her mind for the rest of the voyage. She looked back at Maréngo and her stomach knotted, although she couldn’t say why.

“Thank you for the wisdom, Mr. Maréngo,” said Solange. She sniffed. Her throat felt dry as she flicked the fruit off of the opened page and tucked the book away. “Well, if you ever find yourself with one foot in the grave, I’ll have you know that I am quite the accomplished healer. Just because there are fates worse doesn’t make death any more acceptable. Do not hesitate to call upon me if anything ever ails you, love.”

As if on cue, his stomach groaned and he grimaced in pain. He hasn't planned on this being his first impression to the ship's crew but it was quickly becoming unavoidable.
"Now that you mention it, I think something I ate last night is having it's revenge. Do you have anything for guts that put up a fight?"

A wicked little smile appeared on Solange’s face as she pulled open her satchel, “I’ll see what I can whip up.”
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I'm game for this
Maréngo



The discomfort in Maréngo's stomach grew as they neared the market but he dismissed it as after effects of his night of drunken debauchery. After all, he was still trying his damndest to ignore his splitting headache. He made his way to the market with the rest of the merry band and couldn't help but snicker every time he glanced at the barrel. It took considerable effort to not ask Neh'miah how he was doing out loud. Best not to give any indication the wanted thief was around and with them. Even still, he noticed an occasional side eye directed at their motley crew but no one had the nerve to ask them their business given the sheer amount of weaponry and muscle they had to bear.

The party quickly began to disperse once they reached the market and the pirate took that as his cue to break away. There were a few things he'd like to do with that hefty bag of coin. He couldn't help the giddy smile on his face at the thought of being able to buy just about anything he wanted at the market. His first stop was a series of ox carts manned by a dwarf. The plethora of items and weaponry drew his attention as soon as saw the displays. Of all the items for sale, it was an ornate dagger that caught his eye and his curiosity. It was a thing of beauty (if a tad rusted) with brass accents and mahogany furniture and to his amazement, a flintlock barrel fixed to the cross guard. He pondered for a moment about the applications of such a device. The idea of a one stab blade in such a small package was more than a bit attractive. With a little love it would be quite the ace up his sleeve if he didn't have room to swing a sword.

It was then his perusing was noticed by the dwarf who scowled as he watched this stranger loiter by his goods.
"Well? Are you gonna buy it or just stand there gawking?"
Maréngo gave him a good natured smile and gestured to the dagger.
"She's beautiful. How much?"
"Seven gold. Take it or leave it."
The finality of his tone made him certain there would be little room for bargaining. Still, it couldn't hurt to try.
"How about tossin' in a cleaning kit with oil and brush for say... an extra 30 bits?"
"50 bits."
"Deal."
Maréngo reached into the coin purse at his belt and the dwarf seemed to soften just a bit as the coin dropped into his hand.
"Hmm. Since you didn't bust my chops about haggling, and I can tell by the look of you you'll need it, have some shot and patches on the house."
"You guessed correctly. Never know what could be waiting in a place like Gnok."
The dwarf pocketed the coin and retrieved the extra ammunition from a crate on the back of a cart. Maréngo smiled and affixed the dagger to his belt, giving it a small pat. It felt good. like it truly belonged to him. He couldn't wait to restore it to its former glory. It was then the dwarf returned with a small cloth bag tied neatly with twine.
"Now don't go telling everyone and their mother about this. But nevermind that, what are you doing out by Gnok?"
"I'd be happy to tell you, but the boss would probably have stiff words with me if I said. Even sayin' the where might've been too much."
"Alright, alright I won't pry. Anything else for you?"
"No, this is plenty. Thank you and be sure to buy yourself something to fill your belly and warm your throat."
The dwarf smirked and patted his coin pouch.
"Already ahead of you."

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Maréngo made a quick stop by the apothecary to grab himself a serviceable pipe and some tobacco and a tinder box to go with it. He was pleasantly surprised at how cheap he got the tobacco for. Though he had quite a bit of gold left, the pirate found himself captivated by a display of exotic animals he passed on his way to the ship. Reptiles and birds and small mammals he didn't recognize despite his travels sat in cages arranged on tables. Parrots and birds of prey and even some type of hairless cat paced in their cages or made a ruckus out of sheer boredom. One animal in particular drew his attention like a moth to flame. A small monkey hung from the bars of its cage and hooted at him with its furry hand outstretched. It made a grabbing motion at him and Maréngo grinned. The idea that he could simply buy a pet was too enticing to pass up. He reached to gently grasp the primate's hand when a Jin-Zho man wearing a courtly robe stopped him.
"Careful, he bites." As if to prove his point, the monkey screeched at him and spit on his robe. "And spits."
The man wiped his clothes somewhat dry and bowed gracefully.
"Welcome, friend. My name is Po and this is my collection of wondrous, exotic creatures and this little bastard for sale. If you'll take him off my hands I'll give you a discount and even throw in some food to keep him busy."
Maréngo had already decided he'd pay whatever amount the man wanted, but pretended to mull it over.
"What sort of discount?" he asked, thoughtfully stroking his chin scruff.
"45 gold and a sack of food for free."
"Would you take 38?"
"I'll take 40."
"Deal."
Po grinned and vigorously shook the pirate's hand with both of his.
"Congratulations, friend! Now take this and this and get that hell creature away from me!"
He shoved a sack of fruit into his hands along with a leash and collar, positively ecstatic to be rid of the animal. Turning the collar over he saw a name engraved into the leather.
"Pyka?"
The monkey only seemed to grow more excited at the mention of her name. Maréngo took a plantain out of the bag and held it out in front of him.
"You want some treats? Are you hungry?"

Po breathed a sigh of relief at having closed the deal and reached into his robe for a keyring. Hesitantly, he unlocked the cage after a silent three count and immediately jumped back as Pyka sprang at his new owner, latching onto his arm. He snatched the fruit up and climbed onto his shoulder where she quickly peeled the skin away, throwing it to the ground at Po's feet, before tearing into her snack.
"Keep the leash," Maréngo said and placed it, along with the gold on the table by the open cage, "He won't need it any more."
Po gave him a look bordering on concern but it quickly faded as he gathered the coins into a pouch.
"Thank you, friend! And good luck!"
"Too you as well."

Maréngo turned and headed for the docks. He'd wasted enough time already and it was about time he earned his keep. Although, was it truly wasted time if he had such a fun little companion to show for it?
"Come, Pyka. There's some people I want you to meet."



Unlike the rest of the team who had more permanent housing, Clive had taken to sleeping on a ratty air mattress in the small corner office he'd claimed as his. It was a step up from sleeping in his Jeep in his opinion. The room was rather spartan with no decoration to speak of save a wooden table with a large map of the continental United States tacked to the wall behind it. The map was crisscrossed with strings of yarn and colored pins marking out areas of interest. The table was littered with various newspaper clippings, sticky notes, and a few composition books of various colors containing all his notes and observations in the field. Off in the corner of the room was a large rucksack already packed and ready to go at a moment's notice. A rifle and shotgun leaned against the rucksack and beside them was a pile of ammo boxes neatly stacked to about knee height. A gun rack sat opposite from the bag loaded down with various long guns and a smattering of pistols and revolvers complete with enough boxed ammo to outlast a siege.

As he did most mornings, Clive woke with a start, eyes darting around as if he didn't remember where he was. He clutched a hunting knife in a white knuckle grip as last night's less than pleasant dreams faded away. The moment passed quickly as he kicked the blanket off him and stood with the knife still clutched in his fist. He stretched and groaned with relief when his back popped. A thought crossed his mind that maybe he should consider getting a real mattress. Then again, he still wasn't fully convinced this teamwork business would last and if that was the case he would be leaving without the mattress anyway.

Pushing the negative thoughts away, Clive retrieved his pistol from under the pillow and tucked it into his waistband as he moved to the door. He was already dressed, having slept in his jeans, stained shirt, and jacket. The man even slept with hiking boots on. It was nigh impossible to catch him more than a few minutes away from being ready for a trek into the mountains. One by one he undid the one-sided deadbolt locks he'd taken the liberty of installing and made his way into the office proper to start the coffee machine. As he waited for the blessed jitter juice, Clive pulled a bag from the cupboard and poured a mouthful of granola directly into his face. He chewed with distended cheeks and waited for the team to gather.
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