Kalas

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@DeadBeatWalking

Invite me to tha chat, bro!

kalasalseif - Don't try to pronounce it, you'll tie a knot in your tongue.

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Wow, that's some surge in interest! Glad to have you guys join us. :D

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@NuttsnBolts Haha! That's perfect.

And let's just pretend that hairy man-boobs don't apply unless specifically stated.

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Yo Guys! Check out this super-dope trailer for an upcoming game called Ruiner. From the same Publisher that brought us Hotline Miami and a Dev team that used to work at CD Projekt,

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Also might sound silly, but would a gender tag work too seeing as we are all animals and the names alone won't give it away.

@NuttsnBolts

The obvious answer here is simply: Boobs

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Thank you ^//^ I worked hella hard on that.

@Esoteric

No problem, I can certainly tell.

So you got any of his older stuff? (Surely you do ;D)

@NuttsnBolts

Of course! I have his whole Discography. :D The New Black is still the best intro track to an album I've ever heard.

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Listened to it. Pretty good. Still love the song they did the music clip for.

@NuttsnBolts

He's just released a 7-Song bonus EP as well. Good ol' Perty just keeps on giving!

@Esoteric You've got some Mad Skillz, Yo!

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@Esoteric The one with accent lines is better :)

I'm listening to Pertubator's new album right now and I'm so goddamn ready for this RP. O.o

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^{A G E}
- Been holdin' it down for Twenty-Three years now.

^{A F F I L I A T I O N}
- You know I'm about that Razor life!

^{Y E A R S}
- I'm one of the oldest members of the gang and the longest serving. I've been a Razor for Eight glorious years.

^{A P P E A R A N C E}
- I'm rockin' a Wolf mask, 'cause I'm a top dog and bitches know when they see that shit, I've got a squad backin' me up.

- I stay trim, well-worked, ripped, whatever you call it, man. I wouldn't say I'm on some Hulk level, but I used to swim a lot growing up and I used to practice martial arts.

- My garms are always fresh. Like my pops always said, "You gotta look the business to handle business." A bright, pastel, linen suit usually does the trick, with matching colour boat shoes or occasionally loafers. Sometimes I like to switch shit up, though, with a white button-up shirt with the sleeves rolled up and some vibrantly coloured suspenders, finished off with a pair of chinos and some converse. Oh and don't forget the fingerless, leather gloves for when I'm throwin' down.

- Machetes are my thing. I've got two of 'em. They're well-used, sharp and they're named Sasha & Lucy. Hey, if you get on my bad side, I might just let you meet them.

^{P E R S O N A L I T Y}
- I'm brash, kinda loud and pretty bolshy. And if you don't know what that last one means, then I ain't gonna tell ya', 'cause that's what I'm like.

- I like the idea of loyalty. It's comforting to know when someone's got your back. But it's also kinda strange to fully submit yourself to someone else like that. So I guess I am loyal to some degree, but you won't see me taking a blade for nobody.

- People tell me it doesn't pay to be manipulative, but I find that it sure as hell does when you're good at it. And I mean I'm good. I used to only be that way with women, but I was naive back then. Now I use it as surely as I do with either of the Girls (Sasha & Lucy).

^{S T R E N G T H S}
- I'm quick. Quick on my feet, quick to run my mouth and quick-witted too.

- I can kick some serious ass. I'm a physical specimen, I'm trained in Muay Thai and Taekwondo and I have two fucking Machetes. Who in their right mind is gonna fuck with that? Only dead men. That's the answer.

- Manipulation, man. I'm all about that. But not the shady, behind-closed-doors-trying-to-incite-someone-to-waste-a-bitch type of manipulation. I'm talking straight up to your face, telling-you-what-you-want-to-hear-so-I-can-fuck-you-over-later type of shit. Some people don't like it but how else are you gonna get ahead, standing tall and honest so some shady fucker like me can slip some steel between your ribs from behind? Hell no, it doesn't work like that.

^{W E A K N E S S E S}
- Shit man, what is this? Group Therapy?

- Alright, I guess I'll say some stuff. I'm not easy to get along with. Things are usually my way or the highway. I'm very stubborn and I hate having to give up something that's mine.

- I'm hard to trust, 'cause everybody thinks I'm gonna fuck them over. Which is true, I probably will at some point, but the rest of Razors know to stay out of my way. And if you're out of my way, you're not a target. Simple as that.

- Okay last thing. I'm a fiend for the white stuff. Charlie, Sniff, Bugle, Packet. Whatever you wanna call it, man, I'm down. It get's me going and I probably take way too much of it. Not enough to have me clucking for it but let's just say that I'm angry less when I'm on it.

^{L I K E S}
- Spaghetti Bolognese. I love that shit.

- My tricked out 1984 Ferrari Testarossa. Straight outta Miami. Fucking. Vice.

- Speaking of which, I love that show. Maybe not the whole 'Cop thing' so much, though.

- Fucking swearing. Can't get enough of it.

^{D I S L I K E S}
- The Bombers. Okay that was an easy one.

- I hate garlic bread. People need to stop eating that shit.

- I don't like it when people don't like the way I look or dress. Not that I'm insecure at all, I think I look fucking amazing. It just pisses me of if other people don't agree.

- Loud motorbikes. I've got music to be listening to man. I don't need them loud, motherfuckin', washing machines rollin' past and waking up everybody in the neighborhood.

^{R E L A T I O N S H I P S}
- Sasha & Lucy. And I ain't talking about my blades you sick fucks. I have these two birds that I see regularly, they don't know about each other and I intend to keep it that way. I don't actually remember their real names, so I named them after my machetes.

^{T H E M E S}
Perturbator - Miami Disco

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I too recommend it. I have to say — the godmother was one badass woman.

@Sand

She was also scary as hell!

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Also, ACCEPTED.

- I can kick some serious ass. I'm a physical specimen, I'm trained in Muay Thai and Taekwondo and I have two fucking Machetes.

i lol'd

@DeadBeatWalking

Yo thanks brah!

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I think that's on Netflix, might have to give it a bash.

@The Scotsman

I think they have Cocaine Cowboys 1 & 2 on there.