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Okay so after the bar shenanigans Karako dragged Kamille's drunk ass out and proceeded to drag his mk-ii around with her one-armed shiki. After listening in on some comm chatter, she managed to locate a shuttle out to space. During said trip to space, makeshift repairs were made to the shiki.
Karako looked over and promptly facepalmed at the sight of Kamille dancing. That kid was certainly something else. First he was angry and now he was a steaming hot mess.
"It's, uh...kinda his first time drinking but good god." she muttered.
"Ha...talking 'bout my GodZanger, are ya?"
Karako snapped out of her moment of secondhand embarrassment. So he was the one who'd dropped a mountain on that terrorist mech. She hopped up and followed him over to Kamille who was now coughing and sputtering over the taste of the tequila. He definitely preferred the adult koolaid.
"...the hell was that?!" he slurred.
"Something that's probably gonna make you hurl later." Karako muttered before returning her attention to Yin, "were you the one who....kinda....made a mountain and dropped it on a terrorist yesterday?"
"dis guy made a mountain?" Kamille chimed in.
"Possibly."
"whoa..."
"It's, uh...kinda his first time drinking but good god." she muttered.
"Ha...talking 'bout my GodZanger, are ya?"
Karako snapped out of her moment of secondhand embarrassment. So he was the one who'd dropped a mountain on that terrorist mech. She hopped up and followed him over to Kamille who was now coughing and sputtering over the taste of the tequila. He definitely preferred the adult koolaid.
"...the hell was that?!" he slurred.
"Something that's probably gonna make you hurl later." Karako muttered before returning her attention to Yin, "were you the one who....kinda....made a mountain and dropped it on a terrorist yesterday?"
"dis guy made a mountain?" Kamille chimed in.
"Possibly."
"whoa..."
Kamille narrowed his eyes as he leered drunkenly over the edge of the pool table. Karako smirked as she waited for him to take his next shot, not that it mattered because the kid was losing terribly. All he'd managed to do was sink a few of her solid balls and scatter all of his stripes. The blue haired kid finally stood up, a bit off-balance, lined up his shot aaaand sunk the 8-ball for Karako.
"You are the klutziest drunk I have ever seen, you know that?" the red-head said with a laugh.
"Shuddup...." Kamille mumbled, tossing his stick on the floor.
"Shuddup~" Karako mocked.
"You....you are theeeee worstest person..."
"I think you're done for the night. Don't you have a bedtime or something?"
"Shuddup...."
"Mmmmmhm, it's time to go. C'mon, you."
"No!"
"Uhhh yeah, we kinda gotta go now."
"No!"
Karako rolled her eyes and left Kamille by the pool table, taking a seat near Yin. She didn't really want an incoherent child inside a gundam at the moment. Speaking of which, she wanted to know who piloted that one mech outside.
"Hey, I didn't catch your name, but any clue who owns that fancy mech outside?" she asked.
"You are the klutziest drunk I have ever seen, you know that?" the red-head said with a laugh.
"Shuddup...." Kamille mumbled, tossing his stick on the floor.
"Shuddup~" Karako mocked.
"You....you are theeeee worstest person..."
"I think you're done for the night. Don't you have a bedtime or something?"
"Shuddup...."
"Mmmmmhm, it's time to go. C'mon, you."
"No!"
"Uhhh yeah, we kinda gotta go now."
"No!"
Karako rolled her eyes and left Kamille by the pool table, taking a seat near Yin. She didn't really want an incoherent child inside a gundam at the moment. Speaking of which, she wanted to know who piloted that one mech outside.
"Hey, I didn't catch your name, but any clue who owns that fancy mech outside?" she asked.
It turned out that Kamille was, no surprise, a lightweight and also, no surprise, an angry drunk. Karako was giving him an A+ "bitch, please" face with her brows raised and eyes slightly narrowed with just a touch of a pout. Kamille was slumped over the bar counter, glaring over his arm at her while defensively holding what was his third glass of peach schnapps.
"I think you've had enough." Karako said.
"No."
"All it's doing is making you pissed at me and that is bad."
"No."
"Angry drunks are bad."
"NO."
"Point proven."
"Shut up!" Kamille growled.
"Do you need a time out?" Karako started laughing mid-sentence to a point where she almost couldn't be understood.
"Men don't get time out."
"Uhhh yeah they sure as hell do. It's called solitary confinement."
"Oh my god you were the worst person ever and I hate you....a lot..."
"I'm really scared of a kid with blue hair and a girly na-"
"SHUT THE HELL UP!!!"
".......I think that's the closest you've ever come to swearing since I met you."
"I swear."
"Do it. Swear. Gimme your worst if you hate me so much."
"Your hair looks like a fuckin' dead animal."
".....PFFFFFTTT! You sound like a kid trying to get away with swearing in high school!"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
This only made Karako laugh more. Kamille just drank more and growled.
"I think you've had enough." Karako said.
"No."
"All it's doing is making you pissed at me and that is bad."
"No."
"Angry drunks are bad."
"NO."
"Point proven."
"Shut up!" Kamille growled.
"Do you need a time out?" Karako started laughing mid-sentence to a point where she almost couldn't be understood.
"Men don't get time out."
"Uhhh yeah they sure as hell do. It's called solitary confinement."
"Oh my god you were the worst person ever and I hate you....a lot..."
"I'm really scared of a kid with blue hair and a girly na-"
"SHUT THE HELL UP!!!"
".......I think that's the closest you've ever come to swearing since I met you."
"I swear."
"Do it. Swear. Gimme your worst if you hate me so much."
"Your hair looks like a fuckin' dead animal."
".....PFFFFFTTT! You sound like a kid trying to get away with swearing in high school!"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
This only made Karako laugh more. Kamille just drank more and growled.
Schnapps is one of those sneaky drinks. It goes down like candy but then bites you in the ass. Next thing you know, you're either passed out on the floor or the Tazmanian Devil. There was no in between unless you didn't drink enough. Kamille was now on his second glass and giving Yin a really shifty side-eye. Suddenly it seemed to him like everyone was out to make a crack about his manhood.
"You don't have to be hairy to be a man." he grumbled.
"Ignore the kid. He's a bit jumpy." Karako said, "I'm trying to get his scrawny ass to relax, too. Alcohol is wonderful like that."
She grinned, sipping at a colorful martini that had what was probably too many of those little paper umbrellas.
"Now where'd that Zudah guy go..."
"You don't have to be hairy to be a man." he grumbled.
"Ignore the kid. He's a bit jumpy." Karako said, "I'm trying to get his scrawny ass to relax, too. Alcohol is wonderful like that."
She grinned, sipping at a colorful martini that had what was probably too many of those little paper umbrellas.
"Now where'd that Zudah guy go..."
Karako looked over the coordinates as she listened to Marcus.
"Sounds like a plan. Let's go." she said, "Perhaps we can hit a bar along the way? It's been a rough day."
"I'm 17, Miss Karako."
"Shut-up-I-want-a-drink-goddamit-and-I'm-gonna-get-one" Karako hissed through her teeth.
This silenced a very worried Kamille.
* * *
"Now wait a god damn minute...." Karako said, eyeing a certain mech outside, "It's that asshole..."
"What?" asked Kamille.
"It is a long and ridiculous story that I will most likely tell you shortly but come on." Karako yanked Kamille inside the building.
"Miss Karako!"
"You know what? You need a drink. You're really high strung."
"I'm under age."
"I really don't give a fuck right now. You're getting some adult koolaid. Now sit your squirrelly ass down at the bar like a man!"
Kamille wasn't about to put his manliness on the line. He sat down next to Karako as she shoved a glass toward him while mouthing "drink the fucking koolaid". Kamille began to question what the hell he got himself into as he took the glass and slowly sipped at the drink. It actually did taste like koolaid...
"Sounds like a plan. Let's go." she said, "Perhaps we can hit a bar along the way? It's been a rough day."
"I'm 17, Miss Karako."
"Shut-up-I-want-a-drink-goddamit-and-I'm-gonna-get-one" Karako hissed through her teeth.
This silenced a very worried Kamille.
* * *
"Now wait a god damn minute...." Karako said, eyeing a certain mech outside, "It's that asshole..."
"What?" asked Kamille.
"It is a long and ridiculous story that I will most likely tell you shortly but come on." Karako yanked Kamille inside the building.
"Miss Karako!"
"You know what? You need a drink. You're really high strung."
"I'm under age."
"I really don't give a fuck right now. You're getting some adult koolaid. Now sit your squirrelly ass down at the bar like a man!"
Kamille wasn't about to put his manliness on the line. He sat down next to Karako as she shoved a glass toward him while mouthing "drink the fucking koolaid". Kamille began to question what the hell he got himself into as he took the glass and slowly sipped at the drink. It actually did taste like koolaid...
Kamille just mumbled a growly "whatever". Karako hopped back inside her Hyaku Shiki, closing up the hatch and sitting back down at the controls. With a few button presses she received the Zudah's camera feed.
"Thanks. Now, any ideas on where the hell to go? Either of you?"
"I'd like to go to space." Kamille said.
"Yeah, uh good luck reaching escape velocity, especially in a Titan's suit..." Karako chuckled.
"Well, Captain Bright arrived in a shuttle, maybe we can hitch a ride with him?"
"If we do, let's fucking wait until he's away from the damn base. I'm not throwing myself into the fucking wolves den to talk to him. C'mon."
The Shiki's thrusters started up and the suit picked up its fallen arm and took off, Kamille following closely.
"Thanks. Now, any ideas on where the hell to go? Either of you?"
"I'd like to go to space." Kamille said.
"Yeah, uh good luck reaching escape velocity, especially in a Titan's suit..." Karako chuckled.
"Well, Captain Bright arrived in a shuttle, maybe we can hitch a ride with him?"
"If we do, let's fucking wait until he's away from the damn base. I'm not throwing myself into the fucking wolves den to talk to him. C'mon."
The Shiki's thrusters started up and the suit picked up its fallen arm and took off, Kamille following closely.
Kamille took on a defensive posture as well, though relaxing somewhat at the sight of the shark head being used as a shield. So there really had been a shark involved in the fight.
"What the hell are you doing with a shark's head?! Do you kill animals for fun?!" Kamille yelled.
Well, that kid was a bit of a firecracker now wasn't he. Karako quickly jumped out into the Shiki's hand, waving at Kamille and whistling at him to get his attention.
"Hey! It's okay, Kamille. Chill out. It was just one whale shark. There are plenty more, kiddo."
Kamille backed down, grumbling somewhat.
"The kid is my backup. He won't do anything unless you give him a good reason to. We clear? I'd like to get out of here now."
"What the hell are you doing with a shark's head?! Do you kill animals for fun?!" Kamille yelled.
Well, that kid was a bit of a firecracker now wasn't he. Karako quickly jumped out into the Shiki's hand, waving at Kamille and whistling at him to get his attention.
"Hey! It's okay, Kamille. Chill out. It was just one whale shark. There are plenty more, kiddo."
Kamille backed down, grumbling somewhat.
"The kid is my backup. He won't do anything unless you give him a good reason to. We clear? I'd like to get out of here now."
Name: Eva Unit-01
Type: Real
Dimensions: 50 meters
Weight: 12,494.67 metric tons
Stats:
Strength: 55
Armor: 45
Firepower: 30
Performance: 50
Mobility: 40
Energy Output: 40
Sensors: 40
Description:
Eva Unit-01 is an almost grotesquely thin humanoid covered in purple and green armor.
Created in the Third Annex of Gehirn's Artificial Evolution Laboratory in Hakone from 2003 to 2004 and deemed a functional Eva unit in 2014, Unit-01 is piloted by Shinji Ikari, and has the best battle record of all the Evangelions. It frequently acts independently (the "Berserk Mode"), without the instructions of a pilot and without any apparent power source. The Eva will also take action to protect its pilot while sometimes servicing other interests.
Weapons:
Progressive Knife (stored in left shoulder pylon), Pallet Rifle, Positron Sniper Rifle, Handgun, gatling gun, AT field, Lance of Longinus (only used in dire circumstances)
Abilities:
Berserk Mode - Eva unit acts on its own accord and attacks brutally without weapons.
AT-Field Break - Eva can use it's own at-field to tear apart an enemy's field
Signature Moves:
Breakdancing and eating angels.
Karako furrowed her brows. The guy went through all that trouble fucking up her mobile suit only to surrender. She sighed, getting up and opening the cockpit hatch to get a look at the other suit. It was definitely kneeling in surrender, an act she'd witnessed a number of times before. She couldn't help but roll her eyes at the Zudah's shark head shield.
"You better not be fucking with me." she called out, "Disable your suit's weapons. You can keep the damn shark."
Kamille saw Karako peer out of her suit and took the opportunity to move in. He'd heard the surrender but if the Zudah pilot tried to pull anything, he would act as backup. He owed the lieutenant that much for helping him, anyway.
"Miss Karako, are you alright?" he asked.
"I'm a hot fucking mess to put it lightly." she yelled out to Kamille, "got grazed and bloodied by those Titans fuckwads, and now my suit is a fucking mess from shark innards and this wiseguy."
"You better not be fucking with me." she called out, "Disable your suit's weapons. You can keep the damn shark."
Kamille saw Karako peer out of her suit and took the opportunity to move in. He'd heard the surrender but if the Zudah pilot tried to pull anything, he would act as backup. He owed the lieutenant that much for helping him, anyway.
"Miss Karako, are you alright?" he asked.
"I'm a hot fucking mess to put it lightly." she yelled out to Kamille, "got grazed and bloodied by those Titans fuckwads, and now my suit is a fucking mess from shark innards and this wiseguy."
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