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Current So, as an American, what do I do when I need to choose between illegal immigration to Canada and dying in a civil war?
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Woo! Got the prick!
6 yrs ago
When you try to write an essay on climate change but it just degrades into angry rambling halfway through.
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Conquer it, conquer the bread.
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Up until today I've never had any trouble with my EUIV Japan games. Today I got stomped five times in a row before even uniting the country.
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I'm a weeaboo communist. Are you surprised?

EDIT: You probably are now, but I'm not going to tell you why you wouldn't have been like two years ago. You get to agonize over that yourself.

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The real question is how do you get the Deep South to believe in communism.


By having the isolationist, safe candidate they voted for start WWIII, cause an economic crisis in doing so because there's no more trade with China, then have the war be solidly lost overseas with a former ally being nuked and conquered. Then you just say "Obama fucked up, Trump fucked up, WE won't fuck up". And maybe say you believe in the ideology of "Economic Democracy" created by "Carl Mark" and "Freddie Angel" or some shit.

Hilariously enough, the South has some of the more active communist groups (aside from the pothole-fixing anarchists of fucking Portland of all places). The Austin Red Guards, John Brown Gun Club (and by extension Redneck Revolt), and then all the Trotskyists that had a big event in Durham last year. Or maybe it was Raleigh. I don't know, I didn't go because I'm not a Trotskyist. The difference is that people here are more willing to distrust the government than, say, northern liberals are. Maybe it was the eight years of the opposing party being in the White House, maybe it was that bit a zillion years ago when the government cut a swath of destruction through the region.

A good example of this is the most common argument for gun rights I hear besides "self-defense", which is "So the government can't go all 1984 on us". As opposed to the bunch of doormats that are your mainstream, non-violent (unless it comes to people that speak Arabic) liberals in the north. When your ideology allows for violence, it makes you a lot more viable for radicalization than if you practically worship non-violence. It might be hard to convince a Republican that Marx was right, but I've personally done that. I've never even heard of the same happening to a northern-style liberal (it's worth nothing that liberals down here tend to be more receptive to violence than those up north too, and I've managed to get some to entertain communism).

@The Spectre lol
If you have any rich 1%ers though my people will literally skin them and torture them to death and leave their bodies to rot and no I'm not joking about it


You might not be communists, but boy is one of my Generals going to like you guys. Dude's only in it because he wants to kill the rich.

I feel like that my nation is going to be the only one that is democratic while the rest will be either communist or totalitarian... and I am surrounded by commies, lol.


Well, I mean, my commies just want a representative democracy but communist. So you're not the only one that wants voting to still be a thing, just the only one that wants both representative democracy and capitalism.
So fuck you, you bourgeoisie pigs. oink oink.

Contimplating as joining as free market radical anarchists. Mostly directed to making profit in beneficial ways. Though i may skew the line for fun. As profit = helping is a asepct of anarcho capitalism.


*loud, angry, communist screaming*

@Dinh AaronMkWell, I'm going for a Puppet-Front of Communist/Chinese Sympathizers, set up via supplies shipped in clandestinely through Cuba, basically taking orders from the Chinese government, with the goal of taking the USA, converting it to a puppet ally of the Chinese state.


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I might as well post my WIP faction sheet, I guess.

Robespierre was a bastard that got what he deserved.


Robespierre did literally nothing wrong you blueblood piece of shit.
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@Keyguyperson[@Depressed Soviet][@Sinead][@Nexerus]@The Spectre
Do you hear that?
Its the bell of communism ringing for you!


Deal me the FUCK in
The American Spring: An Alternate Present RP




On April 26th, 2017, American forces crossed the 38th parallel into North Korea after the nation performed a nuclear test in celebration of the founding of the Korean People's Army. The increasingly divided superpower was reunited briefly in support of the war, and when the Chinese chose not to intervene it was considered already won. A long slog similar to the original Korean war set in, with the North fighting fiercely to defend its borders.

Fearing a retaliatory strike from America, North Korea failed to walk the talk and didn't deploy any nuclear weapons in the early days of the war. Both sides chose to keep the war conventional, with the North knowing it could be annihilated and the USA knowing that the loss of even one city might turn the public against the war. American and South Korean pressure-combined with the agenda of national politicians-forced the Japanese Diet to consider repealing Article 9 so as to provide offensive support in the war.

The moment the bill passed, Chinese forces crossed the North Korean border. Not to invade, as most had expected, but to rush to reinforce the front lines. Both the USS Carl Vinson and USS Ronald Reagan were sunk by Chinese anti-ship ballistic missiles as the official opening act of the war, leaving America with 12,000 dead in a strike that took seconds and without their main source of naval power projection in the area. The entire face of the war changed in an instant, as the Liaoning and its fleet took control of the East China Sea.

Fearing that their anti-ship missiles would be countered with American strategic strikes, the PRC preemptively destroyed American reconnaissance satellites. The debris created by the attacks snowballed into full-on Kessler syndrome, which was likely less of an unintended consequence and more of a calculated risk. In the face of American strategic superiority, the Chinese simply crippled everyone's strategic capabilities.

With the help of the Chinese, the North went on the offensive. Seoul fell in July, and shortly afterwards North Korea took an action that would forever change the world.

On July 12th, 2017, over two million people lost their lives in the nuclear bombing of Busan. America retaliated with an ICBM strike at Pyongyang, which ultimately did nothing to stop the enemy advance. Northern forces marched through the charred remains of Busan on the first of August. In September, the USA launched an all-out assault on Shanghai while Japanese forces landed in war-torn Korea. The two-pronged attack had been meant to force China into a two-front war, but instead it laid the groundwork for America's downfall.

The greatest naval invasion in history quickly turned into the greatest defeat. Both landing attempts were pushed back by Chines forces, resulting in the most pathetic military defeat in America's history. The initial rallying effect the war had on the American public had given way to cries for peace, the opposite of what the government had hoped for. Were the government fairly popular before the war, the public would have been outraged at the enemy and thirsty for revenge. Instead, the public was outraged at the government that started the war in the first place.

A massive protest took place in Washtington D.C, with over a million people protesting the war in the American capital alone. Across the country, similar protests took place. The massive loss of life, constant defeats, and the destruction of orbital communication infrastructure had come to a head. On the second day of the protests, the tragedy now known as the Washington Massacre took place. National Guard units opened fire on the protesters, which led to an all-out riot in the streets of the capital.

Armory raids were executed by various different anti-government groups across the country, and by November the USA had erupted into all-out civil war like that seen in Syria after the Arab Spring. What was almost the Third World War became a regional dispute between Japan and China, and the attention of the world turned to the American homeland. Out of the countless different rebel groups, whichever one won would inherit the domain of what had once been the greatest superpower on the planet.

It is January of 2018, and the Second American Civil War is in full swing.



This RP will be restricted to North America, since most players will play the role of a rebel group within America and said rebel groups are definitely not going to be able to organize a naval invasion of Hawaii. Canada and Mexico will likely get involved at some point, especially considering that Alaska has a hell of a lot of oil that any faction would be happy with getting their hands on. Both countries will eventually have a stake in the war, since the rebel factions can take any shape or form you want with only minimal realism necessary.

The end goal for everyone is the same: take control of America. You can try to accomplish this through any means you wish. As such, this RP will be heavily military-based. Establishing (and disrupting) supply lines, taking key locations, and killing important figures will all be big focuses here. Donald Trump is in everyone's crosshairs, and other individuals (your own military leaders, related media personalities, etc.) all make for great targets for the other factions.

There are only three possibilities for you if you want to play something other than a rebel group: Canada, Mexico, or what remains of the USA. The USA is NOT a military juggernaut anymore, since the intense divisions caused by the constant military defeats has led much of the military to desert. Canada and Mexico are both currently uninvolved, and as such anyone playing as them will be playing the diplomacy game for the most part. For Canada and Mexico, the goal is to ensure that the winner of the war will be friendly to you.

It must be stressed that these rebel groups are just that: rebel groups. None of them have a nice pretty senate chamber, and none of them are designing their own tanks or laying down destroyers. The central figures of these factions will likely be generals and such, and everyone will be using equipment stolen from armories or owned before the war. As a final note about equipment, Kessler syndrome has taken out the satellite network. As a result, any munitions that require GPS guidance are now useless as is anything else that uses a GPS.



Faction Sheet (Not required if you're playing as a pre-existing nation):
Name of Faction:
Flag:
Platform (Are you communists? Fascists? Liberals that just want Hillary? Conservatives that just want Cruz?):
Important Individuals:
Territory:
History (How did your faction get started, did you take any actions of note before the civil war began?):
Military Forces (How do you fight? What do you fight with? Who fights for you?):

Planetes: A bunch of garbagemen fuck around for 26 episodes.
Reading this for a class. If someone can give me some insights and explain/summarize it for me that'd be great because I am hitting neither shore nor ocean with my attempt at figuring it out. I am reading the words but they just don't materialize for me in my head as tangible things. It just seems like a lot of theory that doesn't make sense to me.

HELP


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@Keyguyperson@mdk@Vilageidiotx I'm no fan of communism, but I'd take a commie bastard over a smug libertarian any day of the month.


We're all comrades in the face of libertarians.

Still waiting on my Soros Cheque.

Maybe I need to raid the Republican state headquarters.


Same comrade, when is it coming? I broke so many Starbucks windows!
thanks
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Wait, hold up, Russian literature is legit. If you have to read something from the 19th century, safest bet is a Russian.


This tbh.
@Dynamo Frokane

I'm not a Russiaboo, I'm a tankie. There's a difference. And that difference is that I think it's pretty clear that North Korea's bad image is pure imperialist propaganda invented by the capitalist west to prevent the long-overdue proletariat revolution.
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