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4 yrs ago
6 yrs ago
Roleplay man, roleplay man, does whatever a roleplay can. Does he write? Not at all. He brings plots to a stall, look out... He’s a fucking ghost.
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7 yrs ago
I hate websites that tell you an email is wrong whilst you're trying to type it out. CALM YOUR TITS, I'VE NOT PUT IN THE FUCKING @ ADDRESS YET, NO SHIT IT'S NOT VALID.
16 likes
7 yrs ago
Does anyone else see a word spelt totally correctly and think 'that can't be fucking right, I've messed something up.'
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8 yrs ago
When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager!
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Most Recent Posts

@Gordoth

Ah-Kloyora indeed. Nobody touches Dusty.
@OrkytheOrc

I warned ya.
No.

No.

No.

Nobody touched Dustbringer. Nobody threw Dustbringer to the ground. Nobody, nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody
"NOBODY TOUCHES MY AXE, NOBODY HANDLES DUSTBRINGER!"
The once-paladin let out a banshee like screech at the offence that this filthy, disgusting, marauding, crying, beastly orc! Wait, crying? Her anger was still at the front of her body, pouring out of every pore of her body, seemingly radiating from her- she was a physical ball of nothing but rage, but it was mixed, diluted by a potent dose of confusion and befuddlment. What orc cried?

No! It was a trick! A trap! A way to get her to lower her mind. Tilting her head back, she let out another scream, but this one held sense to it, her vocal cords twisting themselves and grating themselves raw as she shouted out a war cry at the top of her voice. It was a pained, screaming noise that echoed around the street, a discordant noise that should have had no reason to come from a human mouth.

AH-KLOYORAAAA!


She no longer cared about such petty things as 'money' or 'dignity.' She cared even less about 'humanity' and 'sanity' She cared only that this vile offence by a treacherous, underhanded swine would not go unpunished. She launched herself at the greenskin with his hand up, the metal-shod edge of her shield aimed for his skull.
@Gordoth

Fairly average spread for a fairly average human :P
Oh, I'm not complaining, I just find it funny.
@A Lowly Wretch

I'm sorry.

You say you aren't memeing us, but your character literally goes "OwO wuts dis."
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Still think this is hilariously good.
BUT THE EARTHMOTHER'S SEEDS ARE NOT CARED FOR BY HER- BUT INSTEAD BY THE DELICATE HAND OF MANKIND. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FARMS ARE DISTINCT FROM NATURE BECAUSE MANKIND HAS TAMED THE LAND IN FIELDS REEEEEEEEEEEE
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