Landaus Five-One

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Banned for having Deja Vu

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@Vesuvius00 I laughed my ass off at when I made "Four Basilisks A Stoning." It rhymed with the 3rd. lol

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@WingsOfBronze Enjoyed the song? XP
@Vesuvius00 Enjoyed the song? XP

I was bored and decided to do that. XP

Open Legend - Let's Do The Thing!

Stacey was running away from the building in question, which was about to explode. The Explosion knocked her flat on her face and she had a slight flash of her life flashing before her eyes. Her heart skipped a beat for a moment. She had never felt something this painful before and probably never will. ”I… hope that doesn’t happen again,” Stacey thought to herself.

She coughed and had an air of confusion for why this happened. She slowly got up by pushing herself up from where she was knocked down. She looked around and saw the damage of the explosion behind her. ”Oh my…,” Stacey said aloud. She had her hand covering her mouth in shock. "I... thought big cities were supposed to be peaceful," Stacey thought to herself. She cupped her hands together and placed them close to her chest. She shook her head in disbelief in what had transpired here.

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Cloud Nine

Tell a story, five words at a time!

In the land before time, Littlefoot's mom, depressingly enough, died. But he had memes so all was well. Until Megatron laser cannoned the fire nation, destroying many cabbages and causing Littlefoot to become a powerful earth bender after Cera was brutally flung across the ocean. "By the power of Greyskull," the flaming homosexual wombat exclaimed, as he slipped and fell, only to be caught by a hopeless romantic trying to figure out the meaning of extraterrestrial existence in bed. Then he realized that without cheese, he could not feed his grandmother so he bought some power metal, pure cheesy goodness. However, Littlefoot was a metalbender, meaning the power metal could be bent, which would be glorious for Fire Nation. So Littlefoot challenged Megatron to a fist fight aboard the ship shaped like a cabbage. "Help me, Obi-wan!" Megatron cried, heard by a crimson eagle living in your basement furnace. Littlefoot tried to defeat Megatron by singing sweet nothings and tempting him with bacon, which was remarkably effective.

"Littlefoot," Megatron blushes, his metal lips stuck with bits of bacon while dipping some Szechuan sauce, "I surrender to your superior, the legendary Obi-wan Kenobi and his Mighty Morphing Power Rangers." Littlefoot laughed triumphantly and then said, "I am your father." Reaching out, he took Megatron's PC and downloaded Windows 10.

And then Nestor Makhno appeared.

"This! Is! Sparta!" Makhno bellowed, before stroking his mustache excitedly.

"If you say so, kid." Littlefoot replied, teleporting behind him before placing his hands on his shoulders to warmly embrace Megatron. Makhno, meanwhile, welcomed them both by performing an RKO outta nowhere. Littlefoot was stunned, but Megatron was impressed by his outstanding skillset.

"So tell me," said the man in the mirror, now twirling his hair

"No" Littlefoot unholstered his gat and immediately opened fire on his little toes by accident. Thus proving that a good set of fingers was required when you have little toes.

Makhno declared, "We must go bowling at Barney's Bowl-O-Rama. Now."

Littlefoot agreed, so they left. With all the haste of a coursing river.

Once there, Makhno spotted the Red Army. "Do you cheeki breeki, сука?"

The Red Army fired at the man in the mirror. Megatron saw this and laughed. A Tank rolled up and Makhno cried, "TANKIES!" in alarm. An Missile landed about eight inches, detonating Megatron's mechanical wiener. He needed a replacement right wiener, for two wasn't enough. The mission impossible theme started playing, and everyone started dancing the chicken dance. When winter did not come after dancing, the conga line to a white walker banquet was formed. In the end, many things applauded the Red Army & Makhno for taking a joke. Megatron cried, "EW MUST ESCAPES HERE FASTLY". But in the end, it returned to random dancing again. Optimus Prime punched Megatron in his pair of tits. Darkness rapidly approached the two, and consumes them, transporting them as Littlefoot committed Seppuku honorably. Until a Angel tried to play Sonic R on Playstation. The Spirit of Littlefoot went to bukake party. Utilizing a new semen body, he breaks the ice by using an ancient, mystical technique. That destroys the world as Megatron's new wiener launched to space reignited the passion of love before exploding on everyone's faces. Sephiroth arrived on the scene with an oversized magnifying glass, triggering mutation in Megatron's hand and making it go limp, which made him a polar bear with chronic depression. Sephiroth magnified the sun and it made the horse with

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Men vs. Women Race to 1000

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Great... I actually used this time to create something I am going to put it in a hider just because. And this is for everyone in this RP really since this is really the best thing I came up with since I am exhausted. lol

@Rai The number ten part is mostly for you since you DRAW excellently. :P

12 Days of Christmas - Ascension RP Styled

I took out of my way to create this. :P
On the first day of Christmas, the insane ones sent to me: A plot about dragons

On the second day of Christmas, the insane ones sent to me: Two Freaking out bar patrons and A Plot about Dragons.

On the third day of Christmas, the insane ones sent to me: Three Drakes a dying, Two Freaking out bar patrons and a plot about dragons.

On the fourth day of Christmas, the insane ones sent to me: Four Basilisks a stoning, Three Drakes a dying, two freaking out bar patrons and a plot about dragons.

On the fifth day of Christmas, the insane ones sent to me: Five Royal Families, Four Basilisks a stoning, three Drakes a dying, two freaking out bar patrons, and a plot about dragons.

On the sixth day of Christmas, the insane ones sent to me: Six Different plot lines, five royal families, four basilisks a stoning, three drakes a dying, two freaking out bar patrons, and a plot about dragons.

On the seventh day of Christmas, the insane ones sent to me: Seven Bloodlines, Six Different plot lines, five royal families, four basilisks a stoning, three drakes a dying, two freaking out bar patrons and a plot about dragons.

On the eight day of Christmas, the insane ones sent to me: Eight Adv. Apps fighting, Seven Bloodlines, Six Different plot lines, five royal families, four basilisks a stoning, three drakes a dying, two freaking out bar patrons and a plot about dragons.

On the ninth day of Christmas, the insane ones sent to me: Nine Bounties Cashed in, Eight Adv. Apps fighting, Seven Bloodlines, Six Different plot lines, five royal families, four basilisks a stoning, three drakes a dying, two freaking out bar patrons and a plot about dragons.

On the tenth day of Christmas, the insane ones sent to me: Ten Drawn Masterpieces, Nine Bounties Cashed in, Eight Adv. Apps fighting, Seven Bloodlines, Six Different plot lines, five royal families, four basilisks a stoning, three drakes a dying, two freaking out bar patrons and a plot about dragons.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, the insane ones sent to me: Eleven weapons crafted, Ten Drawn Masterpieces, Nine Bounties Cashed in, Eight Adv. Apps fighting, Seven Bloodlines, Six Different plot lines, five royal families, four basilisks a stoning, three drakes a dying, two freaking out bar patrons and a plot about dragons.

On the twelve day of Christmas, the insane ones sent to me: Twelve Border Skirmishes, Eleven weapons crafted, Ten Drawn Masterpieces, Nine Bounties Cashed in, Eight Adv. Apps fighting, Seven Bloodlines, Six Different plot lines, five royal families, four basilisks a stoning, three drakes a dying, two freaking out bar patrons and a plot about dragons.

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