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3 yrs ago
Current Introducing Laser Kiwi 2.0, now with 50% less flakiness
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4 yrs ago
If you're reading this, you just lost The Game
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4 yrs ago
Cronus disease sounds like something you'd get by eating your own children
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4 yrs ago
I will lie here forever and sing to you all the things I stopped myself from saying while we were alive. - Neil Hilborn
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4 yrs ago
Had a lot of stuff on my plate lately. Should be more active in a day or two!
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Bio

Call me Laser. I run on NZDT and Wellington coffee.

Actually, that's a lie, I don't run at all if I can help it.

Always keen for new RPs, books, music, recipes, and conversation. I'm occasionally funny and will tell you the same 7 stories over and over - what else do you need from a friend?

Most Recent Posts

Hey everyone, Kenshi has decided to leave the RP - I'll write a formal exit for his character in a couple posts, I don't think we'll need to retcon anything.

@alexfangtalon, this will probably change your post a bit. Feel free to resolve her current situation however you see fit, or retcon it so that her drawings lead her to Poor Yorick's instead. :)
Honestly I don't use Discord much, but I'm down to try as long as I don't have to run it lmao
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I'm pretty sure I did, but if ppl took it wrong, then I apologize.
But I think you should have contacted me via PM.


You're not in trouble, I'm just clarifying how I feel about a situation. Since I'm holding everyone to the same standard, I think it would benefit everyone to know exactly what that standard is :)
If I ever need to warn anyone, that will be done over PM.
On a different note, if I had a knack IRL I think it would be that I open RPG within five minutes of someone posting in an RP I'm in, everytime.


I seem to have picked an interesting time to log in lol. I think we'd share that knack :)


Hey guys n gals, I don't want y'all thinking I'm some dickhead picking on characters or talking shit, I ain't trying to. Offend anyone, everything I say in here is just my sick style of humor. 👍


Yo, humor or not, consult rule #1. Even if double E is chill with it, drama in the OOC stresses me out :( I'd appreciate it if you could make it clear that you're having fun and it's just the character who has a problem :)
Lol thanks for being so chill, guys. I feel pretty hypocritical for being the first one to miss my posting window ngl
Hi, I'm applying for this, CS is on the way



Looks good!
Sorry for the delay y'all! New Zealand heightened the lockdown level today since we have a few community cases of Covid again. I thought I'd get my stuff done this morning and still make the 24 hour deadline, but my time management skills were not on point. My apologies to everyone for keeping y'all waiting!
Kalama Guynn & Rowan Childe

Sidewalk -> Poor Yorick's


Forest horse. After all the tension and strangeness of the past few minutes, Valeria's statement was so delightfully incongruous that Kalama couldn't help but giggle. Even Rowan, trying his best not to offend their athletic companion, couldn't hold back a brief chuckle. Everything about the situation was surreal, and each of them was suspicious of it for their own reasons, but he could feel that some tension had subsided within the group. Despite Kal's initial hostility towards Caleb, Rowan could tell her guard had dropped a little after his actions. Of course, he could also tell that was exactly what Caleb had intended - all his time in the military had made Corporal Childe adept at reading group dynamics, and that was a skill that translated well here.

"Thanks Valeria! I work at Poor Yorick's, so if I make our drinks we can get them half price," Kalama offered, well aware that her barista skills were way ahead of the evening's scheduled crew. And that gave her an opportunity to put a heart in Valeria's foam... not that it was the reason she offered, of course. There was much too much going on to be distracted by beautiful women, no matter how muscular.

The arrival of another member to their party was unexpected, but not unwelcome. Rowan immediately made space for Kyle to walk beside them and offered him a kind smile. "Sure thing, Kyle. We can never have too many notes at a group study. I'm Rowan. That's Kalama, Caleb, and Valeria," he introduced, hoping the odd events of the past few minutes would quickly be forgotten. Especially the way he had almost tripped over his own feet when Valeria brought up the deer he had summoned. His newfound power felt so surreal he wanted to make sure he wasn't just imagining things, but he hadn't realized how much attention that would draw until he came out of his trance to realize that dozens of other students had just witnessed a deer come up and take an apple out of his hand while he appeared to be meditating. It was on Instagram almost immediately, and even though he didn't have social media he had heard enough whispers around campus to know he had fucked up.

Luckily there was no time for the group to gossip before they arrived at the coffee house. Kalama lead the way to a more private table in back, leaving her bag and coat and rolling up her sleeves to get to work on the drinks. "So, let me guess. Rowan wants a chai with almond milk. Valeria, I think you look like a whole milk latte kind of girl. Kyle... brewed coffee with cream, no sugar? And Caleb - nonfat caramel latte with cinnamon. Am I close?" She asked, trying to lighten the mood a bit.
Ashley


On a normal day, a meek-looking freshman casually offering to hotwire a car would get more than a terse nod of acknowledgement. Today was very much not a normal day. Following a rat was definitely weirder, but after breaking down a door Ashley decided not to make any snarky comments about anyone else's powers. Presumably they all had powers, at least - was the other girl some kind of psychic or something? There was no time for her to ask or speculate, as crawling through the vents was taking all of her concentration. Did this guy even know where he was going? Now he was stopped over the cafeteria, which was definitely not where they needed to be.

"What are you-" She didn't get a chance to finish her question before he had dropped down.

"Right, cool, that guy's a moron. Teacher's lot should be this way," she muttered, motioning for the other to follow her as she started crawling back down the vent. The sounds of fighting picked up behind them, growls and screams punctuated by loud thuds and then gunshots that made her flinch and crawl faster.


Leto

Assigned to wait with the team at the vehicles, Leto was one of the first in the doors when the team sent to clear the main building called in for help on the radio. Or, rather, when their radios crackled to life with the sounds of a fight, gunshots, and some kind of large animal. A bear, maybe?

"Positions?" the team leader demanded on radio. "Team Delta, positions?"

There was no reply over the radio, but the sounds of fighting drew them towards the cafeteria. Leto put up a shield around his team as they progressed through the hallway, but by the time they reached the doors to the kitchen it was eerily silent. Not having been issued a gun, he drew his taser as the shield nudged the big double doors open, not at all sure what they were going to discover inside.
I think Troll Hunter is the epitome of found footage horror tbh
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