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Kurai Majokko

If the club were all Preschoolers Roche would be packing their little red book bags with their lunches and making sure they didn't forget their homework.

Kurai Majokko

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Nyxia proved herself a willful one, and quick to lash out at the slightest criticism. Were she any less acerbic then she might have conceded that they were being overbearing in singling her out....at least, internally. Saying that aloud even were it warranted was just not how Roche operated with juniors and subordinates lest she compromise her own position.

"You're the only here talking about attraction, Nyxia, but good to know you are fitting nicely into the Thunder stereotype. I'll take your word on the efficacy of that armor that leaves your most vulnerable areas exposed. I myself am rather keen on inviting attacks, so armor like that is more a hinderance than anything." The shamanistic Magical Girl offered an exaggerated shrug, stepping up to the roof's ledge and watching the spectacle of an unfamiliar Magical Girl having not just their first encounter with the Detention Club, but any Dark Magical Girl.

The sheer hubris of her existence would have made the old Roche want nothing more than to take Homura under her wing and explain to her the error of her ways. To spare her the pain that would come from her path. But now she knew well enough no Light Girl would abandon their sanctimonious ways without it being beaten out of them by the cruelty of the world or their fellow Light Girls.

"Us twisted reflections can only incense and disappoint the Light Girls till they either die or succumb as we did." Earthshaker saw no reason to give chase, already contenting herself to pay for the meal as a good sempai would. She gave a brief wave towards Kriegspiel as the bishop's attack wound down, leaving the area crisp from the lingering energy.

"A fine showing, but you'd best hurry off if you have any desire to choose our dining place. I'll make sure new girl doesn't find herself a Miseria's latest meal, and have a portion of the feast for you." There was a warmth in her gaze, for just as a mountain was an imposing obstacle it could so to shield and nurture those in its shadow. "Run along or all you'll have to show for the hunt is a popped frog or two."

Kurai Majokko

I’m starting to think Rei paired Nyxia with Earthshaker just to see how long the latter’s patience will last.

@TheWendil

I'll post tomorrow. Earthshaker will not be swayed by a sailor scout with a bad attitude. She can make something of Nyxia, even if she has to convince her mom she's a physical therapist and find creative ways to torment her when she isn't in a leotard >:3

Kurai Majokko

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It was one thing for magical girls to go dark, but it struck Roche that Nyxia was taking her dark persona as carte blanche to act without filter or thought. It was fair to say that the whole of the Detention Club was unfettered, but that was still some social niceties to maintain. Either the laser obsessed girl had taken her nightly activities as a complete reprieve from the constraints of daily life...or she'd never had them to begin with.

Earthshaker paused in her stride, offering a tip of her head as she allowed Tsunami to pass before retrieving her shield. Hoisting it onto her back once more she left the empathy deficient Magical Girl to her fun and bounded back to the rooftop to glare heavily at Nyxia as the laser's light scoured Myseria once more.

"I understand this is your first day, but you seem to not be a team player. That is why I am the one telling you this, so the girls who do function won't be saddled with all of this." Roche said, handing circling over the Neon obsessed Magical Girl's figure.

"Really, you have a skintight leotard and boots that couldn't be peeled off with a shoehorn and a brick of butter. If you told me that was painted on and you're out here in the buff, I'd believe it." The tanned girl retorted before drawing her hand back and giving a flick to her own chest that elicited hardly a quiver from her firm mounds. "And if you're going to spend so much time staring, you should know they're even better when I'm not transformed."

A flicker of movement in the distance soon caught her eye, attention snapping from Nyxia entirely as she saw an arrow of all things whistle through the night. Not a Miseria but still a possible hazard if someone's stray shot went at the feasting girls. Judging its course she realized it was likely to hit Rei and relaxed.

If that was all it took to threaten her, Roche would have been leading the club months ago.

Kurai Majokko

Since it's been asked once already via DM, I thought I'd clarify something with an announcement:

The Detention Club reminds you that the Tentacled Companion Mogall cannot eavesdrop on conversations, will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak. In the event that the Tentacled Companion Mogall does speak, the Detention Club urges you to disregard its advice.

Thank you for partnering with Evil Eye, Inc. We hope you enjoy your nightmare fuel.

@Emeth

This sounds like the kind of warning you get when finding Chibified Gods of Chaos in your room and Slaanesh is telling you YOLO.

Kurai Majokko

@BrokenPromise

Well okay she wins the title, but Roche will win it back when she bullies a wheelchair bound Nyxia in her civilian persona once she stops by her home.

Kurai Majokko

Sure. Unstoppable Doom.

That she immediately went to the tits makes me question if she is in fact the horniest member and just jumps to Vegeta levels of hate sex.

Kurai Majokko

@Ponn
How do you feel about “Unstoppable” for our team name? I’m the immovable object and your the unblockable spear

Kurai Majokko

I'll have to get a banner another time. And I fixed the tags.

Kurai Majokko

Earthshaker

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The night was special even amidst the mundanity of their task. Rare was the time they could welcome a new member to the club, and rarer still were the as contentious and twisted as Nyxia with a vulgar tongue to boot. Schrade had acted as both bait for the trap and chef in one, setting the table for a nightly feast that could sate the most gluttonous of Magical Girls if they could but take a bite for themselves.

Between the hailstorm of lasers and one Magical Girl already breaking off to flirt, that seemed far less certain then Earthshaker knew their nominal leader had planned in her head. While they had never spoken of it per se, from one Club President to another, the seams in the plan were naked before her level gaze and she let a small prayer drift away on the chill air in commiseration. Were it only so easy to wrangle the magically endowed as it was their school Track Team, they'd likely be less a motley gathering of twisted souls and something more akin to the Yakuza.

With a heavy exhalation, the shamanic Magical Girl stepped before her partner, her shield interposed with the barrel of the Omega Obliterator as their magics met in a sudden and vibrant clash, the laser rebounding off a shield of stretched animal hide as though it were the densest of metals. The lines of magical ink across her skin swelled with luminosity as the force of the Laser was absorbed, producing a wind of force that sent her cloak billowing from behind the glare of the laser.

"You are new to a team setting, but you should learn on your first day the difference between ally and enemy. Evil Eye's creations are the former." Still holding the shield in place she pulled one hand away without visible strain, pointing up to the nightmarish creatures that one could be forgiven for mistaking as their natural foe, were Nyxia not showing a complete disdain for even judging her targets.

Really, they were less partners and more a sitter and their nightly charge, but given this was their first night meeting proper Roche was willing to concede some initial friction was reasonable. Just so long as Nyxia realized the error was hers alone and conceded without condition. The Rule Keeper would accept little else.

"You will kill far more Miseria as a group then you ever will alone, and whether you realize it yet or not, you will find it requires inordinately less effort and risk on your part even if you glut yourself less in the short term. This is a marathon, not a sprint, and you can afford to pace yourself and not make it impossible for the rest to even approach the alley." She said evenly, at last withdrawing the shield and letting the beam pass unbarred to scour the city of monsters. Having charged herself aplenty she needed only a single strike.

Tossing her hide shield before her, she lashed out with an open palm and sent the Devil Arm spiking downwards at an obtuse angle. The air cracked as the force of Nyxia's laser was enhanced and transferred, turning the tall shield into a ballistic projectile that pulped the creatures of darkness with nary resistance to be found. It left a crater that was pleasing to Earthshaker's eye, and with energy still brimming across her skin she vaulted over the rooftop to retrieve it the old fashioned way.

Her arms met the swipes of claws and responded with destructive bursts of countered force, living up to her name as she kept her indomitable stride through the feasting hall towards her planted Devil Arm.