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6 mos ago
Current The outdoors be like: "This mf forgot his Zyrtec, get his ass!"
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6 mos ago
At last, the correct amount of garlic πŸ§„πŸ§„πŸ§„πŸ§„πŸ§„πŸ§„πŸ§„πŸ§„πŸ§„
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8 mos ago
I have consumed far to much garlic bread. My hubris has doomed me once again.
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8 mos ago
It's either: sleep is for the weak, or sleep FOR a week.
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9 mos ago
Pink Starburst gang, wya?
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"No one can escape the fate given to them.
All that remains is the end, where you will all perish.
Eternal greatness exists only within myself.
Sing a song of sorrow in a world where time has vanished."


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New Bark Town, Morning



It was a cool spring morning just like many others in the normally sleepy town of New Bark. The bird PokΓ©mon sang in the nearby trees, the morning sun sending soft beams of light of the buildings, and the gentle rustling of leaves echoed throughout the streets. The people walked up and down the streets, talking of local gossip or of the peaceful weather that the town had been blessed with. Though the talk of the town was of course that the champion was visiting, and would be starting his second run-through of the gym challenge.

Despite the peaceful and serene feeling of the town, there was one small exception to this. Near the exit to Route 29 a single gloomy blonde-haired man in dark colored clothes sat hunched over on a nearby bench, his mere presence draining the positive energy surrounding him. Yet in stark contrast, a bright red Blaziken sat next to him, his foot tapping along on the ground to a beat only he could hear, looking this way and that, as if waiting for someone. These were, of course, Champion Isaac, and his companion, Kick. Despite their openness, few dared approach, lest they draw the ire of the known prodigal trainer. Even those who did approach were met by silence and an irritated glare.

At last Isaac let out a gruff sigh as he slumped backwards against the bench. "Damn, I'm really doing this aren't I?" He groaned disdainfully at the nearby Blaziken. "Look, you entertain the kids, and I'll make sure we don't get lost and die or whatever. Capiche?" The Blaziken next to him gave a nod and a small squawk as if to confirm. Looking up towards the blue sky he began to mentally prepare himself for the day, and enjoy the few brief moments of silence and solitude he had left.

The trek from here to Cherrygrove wouldn't be that long, maybe half a day at most if there weren't any bumps along the road. He knew there wasn't anything dangerous there except for a couple of ledges, which he had hoped the trainers he'd be guiding would know better than to fling themselves off of. Either that or try to eat whatever weird berries they find. But it's not like they were literal children or anything right? And there were only going to be like, what, two or three of them? He exhaled one final time as he sat up straight. With any luck they'd be here soon, and could finally get this show on the road.
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How's that CS coming along, @Sir Lucario?
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@King Cosmos I find it somewhat fitting that the rebel guy looks like a dollar store persona protagonist. I'm sure you and the wannabe rockstar totally won't butt heads and fight constantly. Send him over.
@Crimson Flame "Ah, my son is being bullied. I know, sending him off with a guy known to be an apathetic dickhead sounds like a wonderful idea."

But otherwise, yeah, send him in.
@Deja Unfortunately we are full up on character slots, hence the "full" status of the roleplay. Thank you for your interest but thems the breaks.
@Chev Looks good, toss him in.

@Ravyn of Light A literal school girl, always gotta have one of those. Motivation is a little weird, but I suppose it works. Toss her in.

@Duthguy Ah, somebody else who doesn't really want to be here. This should be interesting. If you could also fix the blank "character name" at the top of your sheet that'd be great. Otherwise, once that's fixed, toss him in.

@Mintz Make that two people who don't want to be here. Also, that guitar is 100% not making it through this journey. And boy is she going to love fighting Bugsy. Toss her in.
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