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6 mos ago
Current The outdoors be like: "This mf forgot his Zyrtec, get his ass!"
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6 mos ago
At last, the correct amount of garlic 🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄
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8 mos ago
I have consumed far to much garlic bread. My hubris has doomed me once again.
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8 mos ago
It's either: sleep is for the weak, or sleep FOR a week.
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8 mos ago
Pink Starburst gang, wya?
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"No one can escape the fate given to them.
All that remains is the end, where you will all perish.
Eternal greatness exists only within myself.
Sing a song of sorrow in a world where time has vanished."


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Isaac's eyes narrowed as he tried to get a better idea of what exactly was in those bushes as Yui and Cameron tried coaxing it out. Eventually, however, it stepped out on its own, revealing a small black dinosaur looking thing. Claiming that the group was "funny-smelling digimon". Yui and Sasha quickly cleared things up about how they were humans, but the dinosaur seemed unconvinced. It also mentioned something about a "T.A.", whatever that was. Given the strangeness of this world it could be anything from a global announcement to some sort of talking robot.

The dinosaur introduced itself as BlackAgumon X, or just Agumon, though Yui had the bright idea of calling it Kuro. "Doesn't kuro just mean 'black'? Little on the nose don't you think?" Isaac asked. Then again, with his experience in programming he knew that trying to give things names that weren't explicitly direct often led to confusion and mistakes. It wasn't really his decision in the end anyways, so he dismissed the thought.

Well, he'd now seen pint sized dinosaurs and apathetic angels, so what was next, a demon with a persecution complex? A talking dog that likes to sing? His eyes flicked towards Cameron as the thought passed through him. Maybe he shouldn't tempt fate and summon something like that through some sort of cosmic joke.

A voice from behind got his attention as another dinosaur looking creature emerged, this time though, it seemed a little more aggressively tempered than the other one, staring down Yurie. However upon closer inspection, this time is looked to just he a walking head, without any sort of torso. Just a head, feet, and tail. Isaac half grimaced at the creature as he observed it. "What the actual fuck is that? I get the other one but this is literally just a walking head." Isaac shook his head, trying to clear his mind. He needed a break.

"Look, before we get too distracted here, do either of you know the way to like, any form of civilization? We can't exactly go around granting this 'power' if we all get killed in the middle of nowhere."
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