Danyel
Half Pint
Sadu
Kirah
PrinceAlexus
Little Bird
ErsatzEmpress
Eviledd1984
Guardian Angel Haruki
rush99999@IceHeart Alright, first draft of the Character sheet. A lot to unpack, but i'm hoping that most of it's acceptable, if not all of it. I went for the approach of "Take advantage of the wide range of characters available."
The main problem character here is Varnae, who was made by Marvel, for Conan the Barbarian during his run with the company, but he is such a good character and one that has been absorbed quite well into the Conan mythos that i thought it might just count?
Powers And Abilities:
Vampires are humans that are possessed by Demons. When a human is bitten by a vampire and drained of their blood, a demonic locator spell is left on the corpse and a Demon can escape from hell to come and possess the corpse, forcing the soul out. They gain all of the knowledge and experience of the human and can fool almost everyone that knows that person into thinking nothing is wrong. If the human gets their soul back, the Demon doesn't leave, but it is forced out of control, giving the Vampire back the same personality that they had in life, but with all of the Vampires strengths.
Super Strength: Vampires are known for their immense strength. Unlike humans that weaken with age, Vampires strength only grows as they get older and consume more and more individuals. Even a recently sired Vampire can lift almost a ton over their head. Angel, being over 400 years old is able to lift around 3 tons.
Super Speed: Whereas not exactly able to outrun a runaway train, they are able to move substantially faster than a human. This also extends to their reflexes in that they are known for being able to catch arrows and other missiles out of the air and dodge bullets.
Superhuman Durability: Taking away someone's life is rather easy. Taking away unlife is not. Vampires are notoriously difficult to kill, unless you have a wooden stake or the Sun or a blade to take their head off with, good luck getting one to stay down. Unload a machine gun into one and it'll make it mad. Hit it with a runaway Freight Train and it'll walk it off, even Fire, which can kill them, can be regenerated from if not killed using it.
Superhuman Healing: Vampires recover from most wounds within minutes of damage, this includes dismembering.
Superhuman Combat Ability: Being that they are possessed by Demons who have trained their entire lives to escape from hell and massacre humans and are the ones in the drivers seat, even a just-turned Vampire can fight with martial arts never learned by humans.
Superhuman Senses: Their sight is better than any humans, they can see in the dark, their smell and hearing is better than most dogs.
Whilst not Sherlock Holmes by any stretch of the imagination, he is still known for his abilities as a detective. with his natural senses enhanced by his Vampiric side, he is able to track people very well and has quite the deductive skills.
Angel is a master of getting information out of people. Angelus was the man who wrote the book on torture, making it an art-form that even hardened demons marvel at.
Angel is, by no means a champion racecar driver, but he is pretty good and is much better than most demons. His car is a 1967 Plymouth GTX and one of his most prized possessions and if you so much as scratch it, he may just have to make you his next meal.
Angel has been around for 400 years, back when he who mastered the sword was invincible. He has had a LONG time to practice.
Sunlight: Like all Vampires, he will burst into flame in sunlight.
Wooden Stakes: Drive a metal blade into his heart and he'll recover, but a wooden one and he'll turn to ash before your very eyes.
Decapitation: One of the only kinds of wounds that a Vampire cannot recover from.
Garlic: Vampires are naturally repulsed by Garlic. Entering a room with garlic will cause him ungodly amounts of pain.
Uninvited Guest: Like all vampires, Angel is literally incapable of entering someone's home without invitation. However, once invitation is granted, he is able to come and go as he pleases.
He may have the face of an Angel, but he has the left foot of a human and the right foot from the left leg of a demon. He is not opposed to cutting a rug, but most people agree he is the single worst dancer in the history of the world.
Angelus is the name of Angel's demon that possesses him. It resides in him always and is one of the most cruel, conniving, sadistic, torturous demonic entities to ever crawl out of the ass of hell. Angel is powerful, but Angel holds back. Angelus revels in the most unholy of acts and would have not even the slightest of qualms in murdering every living thing on the planet, just to bathe in their blood. If Angelus gets loose, it's all over.
Origin And Backstory:
Once refered to as "Angelus, the Scourge of Europe" and "The Demon with the Face of an Angel" he was the most sadistic killer known to the vampire community. He took great pleasure in slaughtering whole towns, as well as corrupting religious figures and then turning them. Angelus' rampage came to an end in the late 1800's, when he slaughtered a village of gypsies. Before the elder died, she bestowed a curse on him, to return his soul to him, to allow him to know remorse and anguish over everyone that he had slaughtered, but to never allow him to know happiness. If he ever knew true happiness, then the curse would be broken and he would return to his mindless killing. With his newfound soul, he began to seek a way to repay the immense debt that Angelus had racked up. He moved to the a hotspot of demonic activity known as a "Hellmouth" the place later became the town of "Sunnydale" where he hunted Vampires. Later, the Summers family moved to Sunnydale and Angel met the woman that would be the love of his life. Angel joined Buffy and her friends (Who called themselves "The Scooby Gang") in fighting vampires and other monsters. There, they met one of the "Great King Vampires" known simply as "The Master" After defeating him, they saw him turn to dust and disappear. It was in celebration of their success here that lead Buffy and Angel to share their first night of intimacy.
Angel, baring witness to a moment of pure happiness, had his soul stripped from him once again and he reverted to Angelus. Angelus battled Buffy and her friends for months, before she defeated him as he tried to open the Hellmouth fully and swallow the entire town into hell. Buffy killed him just as their friend, Willow, managed to complete a ritual that returned his soul to him. Angel was sucked into Hell and spent several months surviving the hellplanes. He was finally spat back into the human realm, with his mind shattered and Buffy had to spend a few weeks nursing him back to health in secret. After foiling the plans of a rogue Slayer that teamed up with a Demon Lord, Angel decided to move to Los Angeles and set up a private detective agency, specifically to hunt and investigate for/against the paranormal. Buffy, much to his chagrin, followed him, saying that there was going to be some way that they could break the curse, whilst keeping his soul.
Supporting Characters:
Buffy Summers is a 19 year old girl, born and raised in Los Angeles, she grew up like most California Girls, cheerleading, ice-skating, shopping, but all of that changed when she was 15 years old and the ancient mystical force known as "The Slayer" called to her and gave her the immense strength, speed and agility that allowed her to fight on par with a Vampire. She stepped onto the radar of every Vampire when she killed one of the Great Kings known as Lothos. After Lothos' death, her mother moved with her to Sunnydale and she enrolled in Highschool and met Angel shortly after and has been with him ever since, even nursing him back to health after he came back from Hell.
Slayer Powers: (As "The Slayer", she has access to a vast number of powers that helps her to hunt and kill vampires and other demonic entitys)
Superhuman Strength (Greater than most Vampires)
Superhuman Stamina (Able to exert herself for greater amounts of time without fatigue)
Super Healing (Heals most minor cuts and scrapes in hours and heals broken bones much faster than regular humans.)
Formerly a member of the ancient Demon-hunting order known as "The Watchers" he was a scholar who was tasked with the all important job of training Slayers to their fullest potentials. However, when his Slayer turned rogue and started working for a greater demon, he was cast out of the order. Angel met him in Los Angeles and took him on as his Magic Consultant. Wesley possesses some degree of combat skills, but is mainly an academic with an insatiable thirst for knowledge and a great command of the mystical arts.
A Deathwok Demon from the plane of Pylea, a plane with no concept of music, but a strong concept of dance. After escaping from his smothering family, he came to the Mortal plane and discovered that, when he hears someone sing and bares their soul for their music, he can read their aura, finding out their problems and even making predictions about their future. He is a good friend to Angel and owns his own Karaoke bar.
Born in Hell on the plane of Drakulon. After a successful attempt to escape hell, he made his way to the mortal realm and possessed Vladimir III of Wallachia, turning the man into the legendary "Count Dracula" Although he isn't the first vampire, he is one of the most feared, respected and wisest of their number. He is strong, fast, cunning and one of the most dangerous opponents that anyone could face. He is also known for being pretty much unkillable. Making him go down is a feat in and of itself, but getting him to stay down is the real trick. No matter how many times the Belmont family kills him, he still manages to come back time after time. He is one of the Great Vampire Kings.
Even though Dracula is considered the foremost vampire, this is because few know about Varnae. Varnae was the very first vampire. Heralding from ancient Atlantis, before it sank, Varnae was a great scholar, who discovered how to talk to demons. No one knows exactly what happened next, but most who know his story believe that he sunk Atlantis with his power. He cut a bloody swath cross Europe, Africa and Asia, with every creature he consumed, he became stronger and stronger, eventually, he stopped resembling a human. But time has taken a heavy toll on him. Although he is, without a doubt, one of, if not the, strong vampires that ever lived, his mind has failed him. He has no real focus, wanders aimlessly, every so often, he comes up with a world conquering plan, but if he gets distracted, he will forget the plan completely. His followers bring him fresh meat, because he can't even hunt by himself without forgetting where he is and just starting to mindlessly slaughter all around him.
Even in his addled state, nobody dares to challenge him for his crown as one of the Great Kings.
Though not TECHNICALLY a Vampire, he drains the blood and soul of his victims and regularly needs to feed in order to sustain his unholy power. After Lothos' death left a power vacuum, he stepped in to become one of the Great Vampire Kings and nobody had the power to challenge him. He commands his Vampiric hordes for his own vile machinations.
One of the Great Vampire Kings, he is ancient, powerful, a master of the mystical arts and the leader of the Order of Aurelius, a cult that seeks the bringing of the most ancient of demonic evils into the mortal realm to rule as the gods they are. He spent the last 80 years trapped in an underground cavern and after escaping, by killing Buffy (Who was later revived), he has joined the rest of the Great Kings at the council and continues his vile machinations, also plotting revenge against Buffy and Angel as they almost killed him upon his escape.
A great hero from Vampires history, he rose to prominence in the Dark Ages when a vampire hunting group called the Sarafan, from the hellplane of Nosgoth appeared and rallied humanity, managing to cut the Vampire population of the world by 95%. Kain waged a brutal and bloody one-man-war against the Sarafan and their demonic lord, saving the Vampires. He is unique in that, whenever he drains someone of their blood, he will gain their power, specifically. If he drains a super-powered individual, then he will gain one or more of their super powers. He is strong, fast, powerful and wields the magic sword "Soul Reaver" which, as the name suggests, sucks the soul from anyone who is pierced by the blade. He is one of the deadliest unliving Vampires and the single most respected among the council. He will listen to reason, but not to anything that might threaten his power.
A villainous agency and a front for the Great Vampire Kings. They are a Human Attorney office that work for various demonic entities around the world, making sure that they are kept out of the public light and that the police and military can't interfere with their demonic masters' vile machinations. Talk about hiding in plain sight. They are lead by a cabal known as "The Senior Partners"
Alongside Angel, Spike is one of the most powerful non-Great King Vampires in the world, having the distinction that he has killed 2 Slayers in his time. Spike has had a number of run-ins with Angel and Buffy, with Spike having survived every time. He was actually a good friend of Angelus' back in the day, but today, he wants to rip his throat out. He has a flair for the dramatic and loves to talk peoples ears off. His real name is William Pratt, but he earned the name Spike due to his love of torturing his victims to death with railroad spikes. Unlike Buffy & Angels other opponents, he doesn't have a grand, master plan in the works, he just wants to live his unlife to the fullest, doing the 3 things he loves to most; getting money, killing people and supporting Manchester United Football club.
The Initiative is a branch of the United States military that is top secret. Their goal is simple, to capture monsters and develop new technologies to fight them, as well as maybe "liberate" any technologies and magics that can give the US Military an edge over its enemies.
Sample Post:
The main problem character here is Varnae, who was made by Marvel, for Conan the Barbarian during his run with the company, but he is such a good character and one that has been absorbed quite well into the Conan mythos that i thought it might just count?
Angel
Liam Saunders
Powers And Abilities:
Vampires are humans that are possessed by Demons. When a human is bitten by a vampire and drained of their blood, a demonic locator spell is left on the corpse and a Demon can escape from hell to come and possess the corpse, forcing the soul out. They gain all of the knowledge and experience of the human and can fool almost everyone that knows that person into thinking nothing is wrong. If the human gets their soul back, the Demon doesn't leave, but it is forced out of control, giving the Vampire back the same personality that they had in life, but with all of the Vampires strengths.
Super Strength: Vampires are known for their immense strength. Unlike humans that weaken with age, Vampires strength only grows as they get older and consume more and more individuals. Even a recently sired Vampire can lift almost a ton over their head. Angel, being over 400 years old is able to lift around 3 tons.
Super Speed: Whereas not exactly able to outrun a runaway train, they are able to move substantially faster than a human. This also extends to their reflexes in that they are known for being able to catch arrows and other missiles out of the air and dodge bullets.
Superhuman Durability: Taking away someone's life is rather easy. Taking away unlife is not. Vampires are notoriously difficult to kill, unless you have a wooden stake or the Sun or a blade to take their head off with, good luck getting one to stay down. Unload a machine gun into one and it'll make it mad. Hit it with a runaway Freight Train and it'll walk it off, even Fire, which can kill them, can be regenerated from if not killed using it.
Superhuman Healing: Vampires recover from most wounds within minutes of damage, this includes dismembering.
Superhuman Combat Ability: Being that they are possessed by Demons who have trained their entire lives to escape from hell and massacre humans and are the ones in the drivers seat, even a just-turned Vampire can fight with martial arts never learned by humans.
Superhuman Senses: Their sight is better than any humans, they can see in the dark, their smell and hearing is better than most dogs.
Whilst not Sherlock Holmes by any stretch of the imagination, he is still known for his abilities as a detective. with his natural senses enhanced by his Vampiric side, he is able to track people very well and has quite the deductive skills.
Angel is a master of getting information out of people. Angelus was the man who wrote the book on torture, making it an art-form that even hardened demons marvel at.
Angel is, by no means a champion racecar driver, but he is pretty good and is much better than most demons. His car is a 1967 Plymouth GTX and one of his most prized possessions and if you so much as scratch it, he may just have to make you his next meal.
Angel has been around for 400 years, back when he who mastered the sword was invincible. He has had a LONG time to practice.
By no means a master of magic, he does have quite the comprehensive knoweldge of spells and rituals and how to get components. He considers himself something of an amatuer spellcaster
Sunlight: Like all Vampires, he will burst into flame in sunlight.
Wooden Stakes: Drive a metal blade into his heart and he'll recover, but a wooden one and he'll turn to ash before your very eyes.
Decapitation: One of the only kinds of wounds that a Vampire cannot recover from.
Garlic: Vampires are naturally repulsed by Garlic. Entering a room with garlic will cause him ungodly amounts of pain.
Uninvited Guest: Like all vampires, Angel is literally incapable of entering someone's home without invitation. However, once invitation is granted, he is able to come and go as he pleases.
He may have the face of an Angel, but he has the left foot of a human and the right foot from the left leg of a demon. He is not opposed to cutting a rug, but most people agree he is the single worst dancer in the history of the world.
Angel loves cars, but that and his phone are about the extent of his technological prowess. He has no idea how to use a computer or what an "Internets" is.
Angelus is the name of Angel's demon that possesses him. It resides in him always and is one of the most cruel, conniving, sadistic, torturous demonic entities to ever crawl out of the ass of hell. Angel is powerful, but Angel holds back. Angelus revels in the most unholy of acts and would have not even the slightest of qualms in murdering every living thing on the planet, just to bathe in their blood. If Angelus gets loose, it's all over.
Origin And Backstory:
Once refered to as "Angelus, the Scourge of Europe" and "The Demon with the Face of an Angel" he was the most sadistic killer known to the vampire community. He took great pleasure in slaughtering whole towns, as well as corrupting religious figures and then turning them. Angelus' rampage came to an end in the late 1800's, when he slaughtered a village of gypsies. Before the elder died, she bestowed a curse on him, to return his soul to him, to allow him to know remorse and anguish over everyone that he had slaughtered, but to never allow him to know happiness. If he ever knew true happiness, then the curse would be broken and he would return to his mindless killing. With his newfound soul, he began to seek a way to repay the immense debt that Angelus had racked up. He moved to the a hotspot of demonic activity known as a "Hellmouth" the place later became the town of "Sunnydale" where he hunted Vampires. Later, the Summers family moved to Sunnydale and Angel met the woman that would be the love of his life. Angel joined Buffy and her friends (Who called themselves "The Scooby Gang") in fighting vampires and other monsters. There, they met one of the "Great King Vampires" known simply as "The Master" After defeating him, they saw him turn to dust and disappear. It was in celebration of their success here that lead Buffy and Angel to share their first night of intimacy.
Angel, baring witness to a moment of pure happiness, had his soul stripped from him once again and he reverted to Angelus. Angelus battled Buffy and her friends for months, before she defeated him as he tried to open the Hellmouth fully and swallow the entire town into hell. Buffy killed him just as their friend, Willow, managed to complete a ritual that returned his soul to him. Angel was sucked into Hell and spent several months surviving the hellplanes. He was finally spat back into the human realm, with his mind shattered and Buffy had to spend a few weeks nursing him back to health in secret. After foiling the plans of a rogue Slayer that teamed up with a Demon Lord, Angel decided to move to Los Angeles and set up a private detective agency, specifically to hunt and investigate for/against the paranormal. Buffy, much to his chagrin, followed him, saying that there was going to be some way that they could break the curse, whilst keeping his soul.
Supporting Characters:
Buffy Summers is a 19 year old girl, born and raised in Los Angeles, she grew up like most California Girls, cheerleading, ice-skating, shopping, but all of that changed when she was 15 years old and the ancient mystical force known as "The Slayer" called to her and gave her the immense strength, speed and agility that allowed her to fight on par with a Vampire. She stepped onto the radar of every Vampire when she killed one of the Great Kings known as Lothos. After Lothos' death, her mother moved with her to Sunnydale and she enrolled in Highschool and met Angel shortly after and has been with him ever since, even nursing him back to health after he came back from Hell.
Slayer Powers: (As "The Slayer", she has access to a vast number of powers that helps her to hunt and kill vampires and other demonic entitys)
Superhuman Strength (Greater than most Vampires)
Superhuman Stamina (Able to exert herself for greater amounts of time without fatigue)
Super Healing (Heals most minor cuts and scrapes in hours and heals broken bones much faster than regular humans.)
Formerly a member of the ancient Demon-hunting order known as "The Watchers" he was a scholar who was tasked with the all important job of training Slayers to their fullest potentials. However, when his Slayer turned rogue and started working for a greater demon, he was cast out of the order. Angel met him in Los Angeles and took him on as his Magic Consultant. Wesley possesses some degree of combat skills, but is mainly an academic with an insatiable thirst for knowledge and a great command of the mystical arts.
A Deathwok Demon from the plane of Pylea, a plane with no concept of music, but a strong concept of dance. After escaping from his smothering family, he came to the Mortal plane and discovered that, when he hears someone sing and bares their soul for their music, he can read their aura, finding out their problems and even making predictions about their future. He is a good friend to Angel and owns his own Karaoke bar.
Born in Hell on the plane of Drakulon. After a successful attempt to escape hell, he made his way to the mortal realm and possessed Vladimir III of Wallachia, turning the man into the legendary "Count Dracula" Although he isn't the first vampire, he is one of the most feared, respected and wisest of their number. He is strong, fast, cunning and one of the most dangerous opponents that anyone could face. He is also known for being pretty much unkillable. Making him go down is a feat in and of itself, but getting him to stay down is the real trick. No matter how many times the Belmont family kills him, he still manages to come back time after time. He is one of the Great Vampire Kings.
Even though Dracula is considered the foremost vampire, this is because few know about Varnae. Varnae was the very first vampire. Heralding from ancient Atlantis, before it sank, Varnae was a great scholar, who discovered how to talk to demons. No one knows exactly what happened next, but most who know his story believe that he sunk Atlantis with his power. He cut a bloody swath cross Europe, Africa and Asia, with every creature he consumed, he became stronger and stronger, eventually, he stopped resembling a human. But time has taken a heavy toll on him. Although he is, without a doubt, one of, if not the, strong vampires that ever lived, his mind has failed him. He has no real focus, wanders aimlessly, every so often, he comes up with a world conquering plan, but if he gets distracted, he will forget the plan completely. His followers bring him fresh meat, because he can't even hunt by himself without forgetting where he is and just starting to mindlessly slaughter all around him.
Even in his addled state, nobody dares to challenge him for his crown as one of the Great Kings.
Though not TECHNICALLY a Vampire, he drains the blood and soul of his victims and regularly needs to feed in order to sustain his unholy power. After Lothos' death left a power vacuum, he stepped in to become one of the Great Vampire Kings and nobody had the power to challenge him. He commands his Vampiric hordes for his own vile machinations.
One of the Great Vampire Kings, he is ancient, powerful, a master of the mystical arts and the leader of the Order of Aurelius, a cult that seeks the bringing of the most ancient of demonic evils into the mortal realm to rule as the gods they are. He spent the last 80 years trapped in an underground cavern and after escaping, by killing Buffy (Who was later revived), he has joined the rest of the Great Kings at the council and continues his vile machinations, also plotting revenge against Buffy and Angel as they almost killed him upon his escape.
A great hero from Vampires history, he rose to prominence in the Dark Ages when a vampire hunting group called the Sarafan, from the hellplane of Nosgoth appeared and rallied humanity, managing to cut the Vampire population of the world by 95%. Kain waged a brutal and bloody one-man-war against the Sarafan and their demonic lord, saving the Vampires. He is unique in that, whenever he drains someone of their blood, he will gain their power, specifically. If he drains a super-powered individual, then he will gain one or more of their super powers. He is strong, fast, powerful and wields the magic sword "Soul Reaver" which, as the name suggests, sucks the soul from anyone who is pierced by the blade. He is one of the deadliest unliving Vampires and the single most respected among the council. He will listen to reason, but not to anything that might threaten his power.
A villainous agency and a front for the Great Vampire Kings. They are a Human Attorney office that work for various demonic entities around the world, making sure that they are kept out of the public light and that the police and military can't interfere with their demonic masters' vile machinations. Talk about hiding in plain sight. They are lead by a cabal known as "The Senior Partners"
Alongside Angel, Spike is one of the most powerful non-Great King Vampires in the world, having the distinction that he has killed 2 Slayers in his time. Spike has had a number of run-ins with Angel and Buffy, with Spike having survived every time. He was actually a good friend of Angelus' back in the day, but today, he wants to rip his throat out. He has a flair for the dramatic and loves to talk peoples ears off. His real name is William Pratt, but he earned the name Spike due to his love of torturing his victims to death with railroad spikes. Unlike Buffy & Angels other opponents, he doesn't have a grand, master plan in the works, he just wants to live his unlife to the fullest, doing the 3 things he loves to most; getting money, killing people and supporting Manchester United Football club.
The Initiative is a branch of the United States military that is top secret. Their goal is simple, to capture monsters and develop new technologies to fight them, as well as maybe "liberate" any technologies and magics that can give the US Military an edge over its enemies.
Sample Post:
Los Angeles, the City of Angels. Well, mostly Demons and Vampires. No matter where you looked, there was always something foul going on. Take this innocuous street for example. A seedy backalley where criminals and ne'er do wells congrigate. You may see a pair of normal ruffians stood at the corner between a pair of back alleys, but they are anything but.
"Hey, when's he gonna get back with the goods. I'm starving, man." One said to the other.
"I swear to Satan, if you say that ONE MORE TIME, i'm gonna eat you." the other one replied.
"But it's been a damn hour..." The first one groaned. "And the stuffs just kicking in..." He began to rub his arms constantly. At that point, he was flung into his counterpart as he was kicked in the back of the head. The second looked and saw behind him, a blond girl had appeared behind him.
"Hi, i'm Buffy and i'll be your Slayer for this evening." She chirped with a happy smile on her face.
"Slayer?" One asked. "Nah, this ain't a Hellmouth." He laughed. "I thought you guys only hung out there."
"I'm branching out, really trying to get the monopoly on the whole "Turning sorry bloodsuckers into grit for the driveway" thing. So, wanna help me?" She asked, drawing a wooden stake.
"Yo, that ain't funny." The vampire replied, before Buffy lunged at him. He threw his inebriated partner to the side and blocked the hand coming at him, but she dropped the stake, grabbing it with the other hand and shoving it into his heart, before he turned to ash and disappeared. She then turned to the one giggling on the ground.
"Bro..." He replied. "I can taste the rainbow..."
"You're almost too adorable to kill." Buffy sighed, before shoving the stake through his back and into his heart, in return, he disappeared in a puff of ash "Then again, i ALMOST passed my Physics exam, but a D- counts, right?" she blew on the stake, before putting it into its holster. She then heard the sound of a car approaching and looked down the alley to see the familiar black 1967 Plymouth GTX driving down, before the engine turned off and Angel got out.
"Hey, Buff, what's going on?" He asked.
"Oh, you know, another day, another dead vampire, same old same old." She then saw Angel push his palm into his face. "What? I did good." She chirped.
"Buff..." He looked her over as he seethed, bringing his clawed hands to his own face. "Please don't tell me you killed a stoner Vampire and his friend." He said. Buffy shuffled nervously.
"Define stoner, because i think he was on something a LITTLE stronger than weed." She shrugged with a big smile.
"Buff, this isn't a Hellmouth." He grunted. "You don't just go around killing everything that isn't human."
"I know, but he was evil." She replied, throwing her arms out.
"You do know that Reefer Madness wasn't entirely honest with you, right?" She let out a fake gasp in response. "Those guys were my informants working for one of the local gangs." He groaned. "Welp, that was weeks of work gone down the drain." He looked up at her pouty face. "Don't do that." He said, stiffling a smile.
"What, the "Sowwy i did a boo-boo and muydey the evil vampi'es dat was gonna give you us a big payday!" face?" she asked in a baby-voice. She gave him a peck on the cheek before skipping towards the car. Angel shook his head, asking why he continued to tolerate her being here. He looked at her in the passanger seat, before getting in and going to start the engine, but instead, he looked over at her.
"Buff... We need to talk..." He sighed.
"Uh oh." She said. "About to give me a "Dear Jane" letter?"
"You... You need to go. Go back to Sunnydale." He started, just as she opened her mouth, he put a finger to it. "You aren't meant for somewhere like LA, you are meant for a Hellmouth, somewhere everyone is evil and every direction you shoot in is gonna hit a bad guy. That you don't need to worry about things like this." He said. "Plus, come on, don't tell me Giles, Willow and the others don't miss you."
"Look, they don't NEED me there." Buffy replied. "You NEED me here. Who else is going to watch your back? You've got Wesley and, let's face it, that's not much." She sighed. At that point, someone walked up behind Angel.
"Hey, buddy, nice car." The man said, before flicking out a knife. Angel looked back, looked at the knife, then turned back to Buffy.
"They DO need you there. You are a Slayer and Hellmouths need Slayers to keep the demonic presence in check." He said. The man with the knife grabbed Angels shoulder.
"OUT OF THE FUCKING CAR OR I CARVE YOU A NEW FUCKING FACE!" Angel turned around and his face became demonic.
"Do you mind? I'm trying to talk." He growled. The man stabbed Angel in the shoulder. He looked down at it, then back at the mans face. "Ouch..." He replied. The mugger pulled the knife out. "You've got 10 seconds, then i eat you." Angel said, the man then set off at a run. He then turned back to Buffy. "Seriously, OWWW!" He then turned the key. "This conversation isn't over." He said as the 7 liter V8 engine roared to life.
"Hey, when's he gonna get back with the goods. I'm starving, man." One said to the other.
"I swear to Satan, if you say that ONE MORE TIME, i'm gonna eat you." the other one replied.
"But it's been a damn hour..." The first one groaned. "And the stuffs just kicking in..." He began to rub his arms constantly. At that point, he was flung into his counterpart as he was kicked in the back of the head. The second looked and saw behind him, a blond girl had appeared behind him.
"Hi, i'm Buffy and i'll be your Slayer for this evening." She chirped with a happy smile on her face.
"Slayer?" One asked. "Nah, this ain't a Hellmouth." He laughed. "I thought you guys only hung out there."
"I'm branching out, really trying to get the monopoly on the whole "Turning sorry bloodsuckers into grit for the driveway" thing. So, wanna help me?" She asked, drawing a wooden stake.
"Yo, that ain't funny." The vampire replied, before Buffy lunged at him. He threw his inebriated partner to the side and blocked the hand coming at him, but she dropped the stake, grabbing it with the other hand and shoving it into his heart, before he turned to ash and disappeared. She then turned to the one giggling on the ground.
"Bro..." He replied. "I can taste the rainbow..."
"You're almost too adorable to kill." Buffy sighed, before shoving the stake through his back and into his heart, in return, he disappeared in a puff of ash "Then again, i ALMOST passed my Physics exam, but a D- counts, right?" she blew on the stake, before putting it into its holster. She then heard the sound of a car approaching and looked down the alley to see the familiar black 1967 Plymouth GTX driving down, before the engine turned off and Angel got out.
"Hey, Buff, what's going on?" He asked.
"Oh, you know, another day, another dead vampire, same old same old." She then saw Angel push his palm into his face. "What? I did good." She chirped.
"Buff..." He looked her over as he seethed, bringing his clawed hands to his own face. "Please don't tell me you killed a stoner Vampire and his friend." He said. Buffy shuffled nervously.
"Define stoner, because i think he was on something a LITTLE stronger than weed." She shrugged with a big smile.
"Buff, this isn't a Hellmouth." He grunted. "You don't just go around killing everything that isn't human."
"I know, but he was evil." She replied, throwing her arms out.
"You do know that Reefer Madness wasn't entirely honest with you, right?" She let out a fake gasp in response. "Those guys were my informants working for one of the local gangs." He groaned. "Welp, that was weeks of work gone down the drain." He looked up at her pouty face. "Don't do that." He said, stiffling a smile.
"What, the "Sowwy i did a boo-boo and muydey the evil vampi'es dat was gonna give you us a big payday!" face?" she asked in a baby-voice. She gave him a peck on the cheek before skipping towards the car. Angel shook his head, asking why he continued to tolerate her being here. He looked at her in the passanger seat, before getting in and going to start the engine, but instead, he looked over at her.
"Buff... We need to talk..." He sighed.
"Uh oh." She said. "About to give me a "Dear Jane" letter?"
"You... You need to go. Go back to Sunnydale." He started, just as she opened her mouth, he put a finger to it. "You aren't meant for somewhere like LA, you are meant for a Hellmouth, somewhere everyone is evil and every direction you shoot in is gonna hit a bad guy. That you don't need to worry about things like this." He said. "Plus, come on, don't tell me Giles, Willow and the others don't miss you."
"Look, they don't NEED me there." Buffy replied. "You NEED me here. Who else is going to watch your back? You've got Wesley and, let's face it, that's not much." She sighed. At that point, someone walked up behind Angel.
"Hey, buddy, nice car." The man said, before flicking out a knife. Angel looked back, looked at the knife, then turned back to Buffy.
"They DO need you there. You are a Slayer and Hellmouths need Slayers to keep the demonic presence in check." He said. The man with the knife grabbed Angels shoulder.
"OUT OF THE FUCKING CAR OR I CARVE YOU A NEW FUCKING FACE!" Angel turned around and his face became demonic.
"Do you mind? I'm trying to talk." He growled. The man stabbed Angel in the shoulder. He looked down at it, then back at the mans face. "Ouch..." He replied. The mugger pulled the knife out. "You've got 10 seconds, then i eat you." Angel said, the man then set off at a run. He then turned back to Buffy. "Seriously, OWWW!" He then turned the key. "This conversation isn't over." He said as the 7 liter V8 engine roared to life.