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4 mos ago
Current Luckily history suggests an infinite ability for people to be shit heads ;)
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1 yr ago
Achmed the Snake
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2 yrs ago
It's kind of insane to me that people ever met without dating apps. It is just so inefficient.
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2 yrs ago
One, polyamory is notoriously difficult to administer
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2 yrs ago
I'm guessing it immediately failed because everyone's computer broke/work got busy/grand parents died
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Early 30's. I know just enough about everything to be dangerous.

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"Well... dosen't take a genius to figure this one out," Calliope said, and picked up an ancient spear that lay discarded in some ancient adventurers haste to get to the chests. She thrust the point of the spear underneath a chest and heaved. The ancient stave flexed but with a heave she overturned the chest. Gold and jewels poured out in a clinking landslide that was immediately lost by the detonation of some unseen force. One of the skeletons exploded into powder and the others were blown in all directions in a shower of disarticulated bones.

"Sorcery," Bahadir muttered darkly. Calliope whose own nascent abilities in that area had never really been developed chuckled and wedged the point of her spear under another chest.

"If you use magic to create a sword," she grunted as she overturned another chest, provoking a sything that left a ripple in the air at about the height of the decapitated skeletons. "It is still just a sword."

"What if the gold is cursed?" Bahadir asked as Calliope upended a third chest, this time creating a great inrushing vortex of dust that boomed like thunder. Calliope tossed the spear to the ground and knelt to begin gathering gold and gems.

"Well we are currently buried alive in the tomb of some ancient evildoer," she replied, the gold parted to reveal a large sapphire which Calliope easily seized. To her surprise it actually formed the pommel of a long slightly curved sword. She marveled at its fine quality and made a couple of experimental cuts in the air.

"How much worse is a curse likely to make things?"
The gate swung inward to reveal about a dozen nervous looking men. They were a piratical looking bunch, armed with reaping hooks, spears, axes and a few ancient looking swords. Some wore chainmail or heavy tunics of leather and all carried shields of woven wicker. They weren’t professional soldiers, or even guardsmen, just nervous villagers armed with whatever weapons and armor had been passed down. The wall itself was mortared sandstone polishes smooth as much by blowing sand as human effort. It was rarely higher than ten feet, designed to discourage bandits rather than fend off a real army. The gates themselves were teak panels bound with ancient verdigris bronze hinges. The wood must have cost a fortune in this desert, but the town's founders had no doubt found it cheaper to buy gates than to rebuild the village after a raid, not to mention easier than sewing their heads back on.

“Who is you strangers?” an older man in a dark grey caftan with a white turban asked. In contrast to the nervous men around him, his voice was steady and worn smooth by the companionship of a hashish pipe. He had a staff of some pale timber in his hand, it was gnarled and twisted in a way so intriguing that made Jocasta wish she could see the tree which had produced it.

“Who are any of us?” Jocasta replied airly, adjusting her idiom to match the stranger.

“A strange hour for a philosopher to appear,” the man replied with a chuckle that made his companions shift nervously.

“Do you have names? Where do you come from on so ill omened a night?” he asked. There was a weird cry out in the desert, something like a hyena’s laugh but low enough that it made Jocasta’s guts twist. She glanced nervously over her shoulder at the dunes but there was nothing there.

“I’m Jocasta and this is Beren,” she said hastily, “as for where we come from it is a long story.” She held her hands palm up to forestall the objections growled by a half dozen of the militia men.

“Which I am happy to tell as soon as I am inside and not worried about some eldritch horror ripping me apart while I give an extended travelogue,” she hastily added. The man in the robe snorted and came forward. He was old, his face the color of polished walnut wood and line with wisdom, a white beard framed his face though he bore no mustache. He reached out and laid a hand on Beren’s chest and closed his eyes. If he worked a spell Jocasta couldn’t tell but when he pulled his hand away he nodded.

“This one means us no harm,” he announced, the words smoothing out in Jocasta’s mind as she sorted out the stresses and colloquialism.

“Whether they will bring us harm is too soon to say, but I share the young ladies desire to remain in a single piece.” He twitched his head to the side and the militia lowered their weapons, springing to close the gate almost before Jocasta and Beren had cleared it. The weird chuckling echoed from the dunes again as the timbers boomed shut.

Dikmar was a small but prosperous settlement. It’s wealth was derived from the oasis that sat at its center. It would normally have been picturesque but tonight the still water reflected the face of the moon unpleasantly. A fringed of date palms ringed it in green and sandstone lined channels carried water outwards like spines, bringing water to extensive gardens that opened off the back of low sandstone houses with flat roofs. A large caravansery suggested that it was a stopping point for caravans, from which it doubtlessly drew most of its modest wealth. Water was worth more than gold in a place like this, and the meanest caravan master would pay well for a chance to water thirsty camels. The villagers would take that largess, but also gather up the dung of the camels to fertilize their gardens and produce fresh fruits and vegetables that they would sell to the caravans at another premium. There was nothing of monumental architecture, though a few larger stone buildings bore obvious signs of trades, a blacksmith, a glass blower, a brewery and a few others besides. The grandest building was a small inn marked with a crescent moon. It was doing a brisk business tonight, thronged with nervous villagers. Women in loose shifts carried handsome amphorae of wine with which they filled glasses and mugs in exchange for a few coins.

“I am Fazel,” the old man announced as he led them to a table, “I’m an old fool, but these young fools insist on asking my opinion.” He waved his hands at a few of the militia men who had followed them in a shooing motion.

“Now how about you tell me that story?”

“Alright but I’m going to need wine,” Jocasta replied.

“By the White God that is a tale,” Fazel admitted when Jocasta wound down her account, glossing somewhat over the fact that she had read the incantation that seemed to have set all this in motion.

“I fear that your presence in the pyramid, no matter how unintentional might have released the Black Pharaoh from his slumber,” Fazel said, taking a sip from a brass cup of wine a girl had set before him without asking for payment.
“Narturn?” Jocasta asked and the dozens of torches that lit the night gutted down to nothing. Fazel winced as though physically struck.

“Don’t..” Fazel began. “Say his name. Got it.” Jocasta finished. A nervous sigh went through the crowd as the torches flared back up to their original intensity.

“The legend says that in the ancient days this desert was ruled by great sorcerer Pharaohs, priests of the nameless gods which dwell beyond the edge of shadow. They forged kingdoms with fear and dark magic, harnessing even the djinn to build their vast cities. Of these fearsome kings the Black Pharaoh was the most terrible. The stories say that he turned the very sun and stars dark, and that his kingdom was perpetually in burning twilight,” Fazel said. Beren glanced up at the starless sky above them.

“Black stars,” he observed, and Fazel nodded solemnly.

“It is said that he cast the very demons of the blasted hells into thrall, and that his rule was enforced by things more terrible than men,” Fazel continued. Jocasta remembered the weird hyena-like cry.

“But he was defeated?” Beren suggested, ever willing to look for a way to confront evil.

“The Black Pharaoh did something… the stories don't agree on what, something so monstrous that the other Pharaohs, who were his vassals, plotted against him, and rose up to overthrow him, sealing him in his own pyramid and calling the sand to bury it for all time,” Fazel said with a sigh.

“Not quite for all time,” Jocasta replied, sharing a glance with Beren.
@Penny just picturing Molly making this face at the helm



This was exactly the inspo for this image!

I'm going to go for:

Engines
Comms
In Penny's Pencils 15 days ago Forum: The Gallery
From most wanted to least wanted

Daring
Ambitious
Strange
Subtle
Honorable
Savvy
Professional
Brutal
Then I guess ill put a point in hack
Yvraine was talking into a communicator with increasing agitation. Something wasn’t going as the traitorous seneschal had planned. Camilla screamed internally as she pulled at the code holding her to the control throne. Unfortunately, circuitry designed to connect her nervous system to the ship was just as effective at connecting the ship to her nervous system and even twitching a finger was an enormous effort. No matter how she strained the ship would not be moved. Not the Ship. Her Ship. If what Yvraine had told her was true, then the Navarre was her birth right, not simply something the Old Man had chosen to bequeath to her. It belonged to her, and she belonged to it. The ship wasn’t fighting her because it wanted to, it was being forced to by Yvraine. Camilla reversed her efforts, sending her mind into the ship rather than struggling to pull away from it. Vast sections of the ship were locked away from her by the code geas, but the Navarre was there, she could taste the dust of far worlds, feel the crackle of the void shields on her skin, the odd taste of the liquor of the Immaterium and the remembered electric hows of lance batteries. For a brief moment she broke through and while she couldn’t move she could see through the sensors. Deep in the bowels of the ship she saw the ship's people shifting nervously at the clangor of alarms. Armsmen, some loyal to Yvraine, others to her, some simply scared and confused, were fighting desperate close quarters battles in the compartments and accessways around the barracks. The pilots were at their birds, uncertain of what was happening, but ready to lift if the word came. Ground crews huddled in their ready bunkers, old riot guns and improvised weapons in hand.

She saw the bridge from the eyes of the surviving servo skulls.

The carnage was immense, the dead and dying lay in their hundreds, shredded by las fire or ripped to bloody rags by grenades. The Navarre’s mighty machine spirit grieved, in its alien mechanical way, for hands and input jacks that would never again touch her systems, or call crisp orders that would send her sailing out into the voids between worlds. It was an effort for Camilla to remember that they were friends and not merely components of which she had been fond. Jocasta and Alcander were there, ludicrously outnumbered but desperately trying to reach the void shielded throne. Suddenly Camilla knew what she had to do.

“Whatever you're doing stops now, I can take your implants off your corpse if I have to!” Yvraine snapped as she noticed the glass eyed focus which had come over Camilla’s face. Camilla didn’t really here her, her focus was entirely on Jocasta and Alcander. She reached out with her mind, unable to offer a command but instead hurling a wordless plea to Navarre's machine spirit.

A lot of things happened at once.

Jocasta was cowering behind a console as a storm of las fire swept over it, heating the metal casings until they glowed cherry red. Behind her one of the vast red and white banners was burning, coils of smoke being sucked towards the ceiling by vast air extractors. She was sliding the last magazine of rounds into her pistol when suddenly the control throne shuddered and one of the facia plates slid back to reveal an interface port. At first she took it as a malfunction as the cogitators' distressed machine spirit spasmed under the las fire that the guards were pouring into it. She slotted the magazine home and fired as one of the traitorous armsmen tired to flank her. The gout of magnesium infused uranium, cut him into two burning halves and set fire to another of the banners in a spray of burning blood. A second glance revealed that below the access port a light was blinking. Zero, one, zero, zero, one, zero, one, zero. Jocasta blinked in surprise.

“I thought you would never ask!” she cried and thrust her hand against the access plate.

Jocasta’s scream was audible even over the din of the gun battle. Camilla tried not to imagine the agony her friend was undergoing as the code geas poured into her augmented body. But as it poured into the Armsmaster, it poured out of her. Yvraine didn’t know what was going on, but it was too far divergent from her own plan to be welcome. The decision flashed in her eyes and her finger began to tighten on the trigger. Camilla blinked the void shield down a heartbeat before Alcander pulled the trigger. Yvraine screamed and clutched at her face, her own shot going wide and ricocheting of the actuality sphere. Camilla came up off the control throne like a coiled spring, smashing into the Seneschal and hurling her to the ground. Yvraine was too seasoned a fighter to be taken so easily and she swept Camilla’s feet from beneath her with a powerful kick. Ozone from the void shield stung at their sinuses and made their eyes water but did nothing to lessen the fury of the battle. Yvraine tried to throw herself across Camilla but the would be Rogue Trader anticipated it and used the momentum to toss her Seneschal into the control throne with an impact that would have shattered ribs if not for the body armor that traded broken bones for bruises. Yvraine rolled into a sitting position and whipped a hold out las from her boot, firing an instant too late as Camilla came at her with a vibro stiletto, forcing her to use the gun to parry the blow. Yvraine drove her knee into Camilla’s unarmored belly, driving her back as air exploded from abused lungs, smoke billowing from her nostrils like a startled dragon. The Seneschal launched herself at her rival, grabbing Camilla as the two went down in a flurry of short punches and kicks that resembled a cat fight, if both cats were hungry carnadons rather than the domestic variety. Through luck more than skill Camilla came up, stradling Yvraine’s chest and raining blows down on the older woman, so furiously she was blooding her knuckles on the bones of the Seneshal’s face. In desperation Yvraine reached out and caught the fallen ceremonial power sword. The blade screamed to life as she brought it around in a clumsy haymaker that would have cut Camilla in half if she hadn’t thrown herself off the woman in a desperate evasion. She came up on her feet and pulled her own sword from its scabbard. The jeweled hilt glittering as she exposed three feet of priceless vampire steel worked with the jagged watermark of its bloody forging. Yvraine came at her with a master’s discipline despite the mass of bruises that covered her face. Camilla’s blade twitched towards the blood flowing from a split lip and bloodied nose. Powersword met vampire steel in a screaming cascade of sparks. Parry low, twist, strike high, short punch, kick, strike again, riposte. The two women clashed in a web of steel that ended in a clash of swords as the two women stood breast to breast, heaving and sweating.

“Nice try, but I was always better with a blade,” Yvraine snarled, and shoved Camilla back, no elegant footwork able to account for fifty pounds of weight and muscle. She drew back her sword to strike when three ragged bloody holes erupted in her chest. Senechal frowned and looked down at the ruin of her chest, then lowered her sword. The powerblade fell from her fingers as she sank to her knees, the ancient weapon clattering to the deck, the power field hissing as it touched tacky blood. Camilla turned to see Alcander lowering his smoking auto gun. Behind him two banners were falling, both on fire, and whipping up a wind as thousands of pounds of burning linen fluttered from the sky.

“Ah thenk,” he commented judiciously, “we mey 'ave creked the cess.”
Panic and start like 6 more rps @POOHEAD189
@ctrlsaltdel I moved a point to scrap to maintain that sweet sweet 4 prowess
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