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Fiona MacConnell

Mentions: Sebastien @King Cosmos


"Booooooo!" Fiona heckled Ryker's speech as he finished, starting to feel a buzz after a whole bottle and another cocktail on top. "Fuckin' lame! Where's tha trash talk? At least insult our mothers fer th' hell of it!" She shook her head, giving Ryker a slow mock clap.

"Barkeep, hit me again! Gimme uh...let's go wit' a Long Island, yeah?" The bartender dutifully stirred the drink together and handed it off to Fiona, who knocked back several swigs and drained it halfway before setting the tall glass down for the moment. "Ahh, now that's tha good shite. Let's see..." She looked around, trying to determine who to talk to next. Someone she already knew, or someone more unfamiliar? Well, hell, Fiona was familiar with most of the current Gym Leaders on some level or another already, considering they were around last year. Still, there was a new guy, wasn't there?

A glance around the bar revealed the relatively unfamiliar face in question. Right, the Water-type guy. What was his name? Fuck if she knew, really. Still, might as well strike up some sort of conversation. She got out of her seat, sauntering down the bar until she reached Sebastien.

"Oi, new lad!" Fiona casually leaned against the bar next to where he was seated. "Welcome tae tha madhouse. Ignore everything Hestia says when she gets bitchy an' ye'll be fine. Also, she's bitchy all th' fuckin' time." She chuckled before examining him more closely, squinting her eyes in slight recognition.

"Wait, haven't ye passed through my Gym th' last two years?" Fiona laughed, giving Sebastien a friendly clap on the back. "Congratulations, then! Ya made it! Here's to ye, then." She raised her glass in salute.
Dragan Meszaros


It seemed his hunch was wrong. The beast's defense was natural, and his magics weren't recovered enough to wear its body down. Unfortunate. More unfortunate was the fact that this single thought was all Dragan had time for before he was uncermoniously smashed into a mountain, crashing to the ground as he gasped in pain and lost his grip on the beast's back. He was so weak and starved as to not be able to react to such a move in time? How vexing. A creature such as this would have been nothing to any of the vampires present in their prime.

Of course, the more immediate concern was the pain in his chest and back. A cursory inspection revealed that his plate had dented inward on both sides, but was still usable for the immediate moment. Considering all the other damage it had suffered already, that was a miracle in itself. He'd have to find a competent smith as soon as possible once he made it out of here.

Dragan struggled to pull himself up to one knee, planting his blood rapier in the ground to brace himself. As Ilena made the call to leave, he couldn't help but agree with her, despite how much he hated the thought of simply fleeing this fight. As it stood, this was but a distraction to their main mission, and further conflict would gain them nothing.

As a result, Dragan didn't struggle when his compatriot's insect minions began to pick him up and drag him back towards the bridge, silently nodding his thanks in her direction.
Relationship shit:

Fanilly: Untested and unproven. Frankly, the only reason Renar doesn't actually disapprove of her is because he knows she didn't have a single choice in the matter. There's no point in hating someone for something that they didn't choose for themselves. Renar would be an utter hypocrite to do so otherwise. He's entirely willing to assist and guide her as best as he's able, because helping her means helping himself. The prestige of the Iron Rose would be damaged greatly by an incompetent captain, and thus would damage his own goals.

Tyaethe: The legends never mentioned that the most enduring symbol of the Iron Rose was also a shockingly lazy layabout. Still, if anyone's actually earned that privilege, Paladin Tyaethe certainly has. Renar will respect her skill if nothing else, and uses her as a metric to measure himself against. If he can manage to provide a challenge to her in one of their spars, then he could die happy regarding his skill.

Cecilia: Clearly knows what she's doing, given that she won her glory in the war. Even with her lack of discipline and work ethic, she gets results where it counts: on the battlefield. In short, she has Renar's appreciation, though she could stand to stop trying to pawn her work off on others. Unlike the First and Youngest, Cecilia can't get away with that shit by virtue of not having ungodly might.

Shanil: Renar can recognize that she bears some sort of grudge, and he respects that. After all, he's fueled by spite in part himself. Still, he knows that whatever past she certainly hasn't shared is likely tragic, and doesn't pry. Likely tries to train against her often enough, just to get in practice against magic wielders.

Gerard: A good man, especially with his low birth. Hell, Gerard is a more noble man than most bluebloods Renar is acquainted with. Many of the trueborn knights Renar knows are little more than killers and opportunists deluding themselves into a sense of superiority, but Gerard genuinely seeks to live up to the ideals of their shared station while also having seen the realities of the battlefield. And for that, he won't deride Gerard's idealism as he would to so many others. Being around a true idealist is a refreshing change of pace, and besides, it's nice to dream.

Lucas: Why is he even here? How did an untested boy somehow slip into the Iron Rose? Renar is not pleased that this boy rode the coattails of a better man straight into the same order that he had to slay an orc warchief all by his lonesome to receive an invitation to. The order is for knights that have proven themselves already, not green boys with potential. Until Lucas proves himself, Renar regards him as little more than a waste of the Iron Rose's collective time and resources.

Fionn: A fine man of true faith and a finer veteran of war. As with Gerard, Renar appreciates those who have seen the worst life has to offer while remaining decent people, because he certainly can't manage such himself. Good company as well, though Renar has a hell of a time keeping an eye on the man to make sure he hasn't wasted his stipend, or goddesses forbid, lost it again.

Fleuri: The Flower of the North is a man who's lived the life Renar wishes he had. Or until he threw it all away, that is. The Iron Rose is but a stepping stone to Renar's goals, and yet the man who already had all the glory, recognition, and honors Renar wanted traded all that just to serve. Unlike with his commoner training partners, Renar just can't understand this one. Mostly because those two still managed to advance their lot in life, which is something he understands, despite being good men. Someone just discarding all that is completely alien to him.

Serenity: Renar knows when he's being used. In this instance, he doesn't really care. She can see his entire bag of tricks if she wants, he's improving as well by facing someone with incredibly solid fundamentals and technique. Serenity is fine company and a finer training partner, keeping him on his toes and offering decent conversation with an acerbic wit. Of course, he can tell she has some sort of grudge against Fanilly going, and it's piqued his curiosity.

Morianne: A complete bitch, yes. But Renar's learned to more or less tune it out unless she actually has some valid criticism for once. Still, he understands a cynic, being one himself, and agrees with her more often than he should. Unless it pertains to him. But even then, there's still something useful to be gleaned.

Katerina: Neutral to affable. Decent companionship, and certainly a very good cook. Renar makes a point of staying on her good side, if only so she doesn't tamper with any meal she serves to him.

Hope: If he wanted to help people directly, he should have stayed in the capital. In Renar's opinion, Hope's talents, while certainly appreciated, are wasted as a knight. The man would do more of the good he sought by continuing to heal the sick and feed the hungry than killing what the crown bid them to. Also doesn't appreciate him being a mother hen. Renar can take care of himself, thank you very much. He always has.
Renar Hagen


This was a rare day indeed, for an otherwise peaceful era. The Iron Rose, assembled in force over a hundred strong. All this, for some admittedly-competent remnant forces. How Renar wished he'd actually been on the field to help crush their original armies but five years ago. Damn his old master for refusing to abandon his post to join the fight. Still, it served him little to dwell on that grudge overlong. Renar had won glory regardless, and now he stood as a knight of the Iron Rose.

The strategy their new captain had devised was certainly simple, to be sure. But that in itself wasn't a sin. Years of experience in the field had taught Renar that complex strategems were all well and good until the plan didn't survive contact with the enemy. Then everyone's time was outright wasted. It was still too early to judge their incumbent commander, and would be for some time. One battle alone wouldn't be enough to tell whether or not Knight-Captain Fanilly lived up to the expectations placed upon her, or crumbled under the weight. So for now, he'd support her and follow orders as best as he could.

After all, it was in his best interest that she turned out to be successful. Perhaps the girl would require a bit of prodding and assistance, given the truth behind some of Serenity's derisive comments about her in private company, but that was acceptable. Though Renar had his own doubts about selecting an otherwise untested maid as the leader of the greatest knightly order in the realm, she was at least given the finest training, education, and armament they had available. The order had survived this long with the tradition in place, so something had to be going right with the process. Or at least not catastrophically wrong.

Renar easily dismounted his steed when the order was given, slipping his helmet on before brushing his trophy cloak behind him. The Iron Roses' resident summoner made his presence known while the Bastard of Brias made some final checks on his equipment, making sure his armor and weapons were fit for battle. The straps on his plate were tight, and his armament was sharp and oiled. Perfect.

With his preparations done, he hefted his trusty poleaxe onto his shoulder and awaited further orders when suddenly the knight next to him spoke. Hah. Speaking of judging the Knight-Captain...

"Well, Dame Serenity," Renar responded in turn, not facing his conversation partner either. "A crown would be somewhat more presumptuous towards our sovereign than an orc's cloak. Should I manage to slay our quarry tonight, I suppose I'll have to settle for public acknowledgement of the deed from dozens upon dozens of hardened soldiers. That being said," His voice directed towards the knight opposite Serenity at his side in the line.

"What of you, Sir Fionn? Care to try for a war trophy of your own? Should you not care for a crown either, there's always the man's weapon."
Fiona MacConnell


"Ah, please." Fiona huffed in response to Hestia's comeback, chugging down the rest of her Buckfast and slamming the bottle down onto the bar. "There's what, six, seven, eight years between us? Media'd crucify my arse, if he was even my type." But before she could bicker more with Hestia, all the rest of Galar's assorted Gym Leaders started to slowly trickle into the bar, one at a time.

Fiona casually greeted each new arrival in turn, ordering an actual cocktail for herself in the process. She took a swig of her daiquiri as Sawyer in particular greeted her back, offering him a raised middle finger with her free hand .

"Shut tae fuck up, Sawyer." She shot back with a smirk and a chortle. "Buckie's a damn wonder of th' world, an' I'll not hear ya talk shite about it. But if ye wanna be a numpty bitch, I ain't see our barkeep here fuck up a single drink yet."

With that said, Fiona glanced around while downing her second drink.

"Right, now that everyone's here...boss man gonna show up? Or this actually just gonna be a social?" She looked to one specific person in particular. "Well Ryker, yer Champ. Wanna give us a few words at all, just so our Chairman, in his infinite fuckin' wisdom, don't get on yer arse? Ye know, before we get hammered an' trash tae place."


Made some edits and adjustments from last time. Renar is aged down just enough to have barely missed the war, because I didn't want to adjust his backstory too much to deal with it.
So despite me saying the exact opposite half an hour ago, I'm reconsidering reapping Renar. Mostly because looking it back over, I liked what I had going three years ago and didn't get to use him that much.

@HereComesTheSnow I'm a fucking liar lmao
Bringing back Renar “the Toboggan” del Hagen?


Nah, probably gonna go back to the drawing board. Genuinely surprised anyone remembers, I wasn't even in the old one for that long.
Ah, fuck it, why not, expressing interest. Much better chance currently that I don't leave a month in lmao
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