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Rela Arel


What a miserable little man-hovel. The locals' suspicion of outsiders would have been laudable if their accusations weren't so absurd. Borderline Nordic, really. The Altmer traveling with a Dunmer, a Thalmor?? Perish the thought.

"Don't be ridiculous." Rela couldn't help but snap at the one guard in particular that made that accusation. "Dunmer do not kneel and scrape before the Thalmor wretches like those ridiculous, savage Bosmer do. Obviously, he isn't one."

Another suggested they were eloping, and she damn near lit that one on fire. Really, she should have. The next generation of Redguards would be smarter without that particular guard muddying the waters. Still, Rela could already hear the insufferable mewling from everyone involved should she go about that. So, with enough restraint that she deserved an award for her mercy, Rela settled for a sneer and a glare that suggested the other person was utterly braindead.

And so they entered the market. The available magical services were identified rather quickly, and Rela practically shoved her Altmer companion in the Argonian's direction.

"You go deal with the lizard." She hissed towards Keirthanil, before turning in the opposite direction. "I cannot be bothered to muster up the will necessary to treat that thing like an equal."

"I'm not going to talk with him, Telvanni girl. I'm going to talk at him with veiled insults as to the quality of his education and his work until he gets angry, and then you can subdue him to your heart's content. Assuming you still have one of those."

"...A fair point. Very well, then. And don't be absurd. My heart exists. It simply isn't doing much of anything."

Ranbu no Izayoi


"So be it." Isolde sighed in response to the Kirins' various retorts, seemingly uncaring of any counterargument or furious screed presented to her at this point. "Templars, take them. Alive." Esben's words had at least two or three of the two dozen knights hesitate, looking warily around at their comrades for any confirmation or reinforcement. When they saw that the remainder buckled down in either stoic devotion or furious zeal, they fell in line, remaining with their fellows.

The paladins advanced slowly and in formation as both Eliane and Robin made attempts on Isolde, both of which were rebuffed by barriers conjured with a wave of her staff. Izayoi bared her fangs at the oncoming wall of shields, swords, halberds, and maces as a few archers in the back moved to stand with the Grovemaster. The samurai ran the odds in her head: A platoon of church templars strengthened to high heaven by a master white mage would have been a more than arduous foe even if they had been fresh. Exhausted as they all were after taking Leviathan to the brink?

Izayoi took a step closer to Galahad, incidentally coming within earshot of Miina's murmurings to him. She joined in.

"If we give it our all in this condition, defeat is nearly assured. I suggest we gather our strength and push through their line in one fell swoop. Dispel and slay the Grovemaster if we can. Flee if we cannot." The knights were nearly upon them, and there was no room left for words. Only steel.

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Enhanced as they were, Isolde's templars were a virtually-unbreakable force against the drained and fatigued Kirins. Even ostensibly lethal wounds were healed within moments by Isolde's combination of Regen and Reraise, as evidenced by the slashed throat that Izayoi had just ripped open with her sword mending itself. She barely had time to react before the knight's Hasted form slammed a shield into her midsection, sending her tumbling back along the ruin's floor.

"Haah...haah..." She struggled for breath, one hand maintaining her grip on her sword as the other clutched where she had been slammed. What few glimpses she had of the other Kirins at the moment suggested they were faring little better, though the details were growing fuzzy as her vision blurred.

"Just...one opening!" Izayoi grit her teeth, sheathing her sword once more. Even as tired as she was, her draw was still near-blindingly fast, a shockwave of wind surging from her sword as she slashed the air. Four shieldbearers stepped forward, taking the attack on their bulwarks, but that left them out of position with the rest of the formation for but a moment. Long enough for any of the Kirins to capitalize and push forward.
Grandmaster Safina


She didn't need magic to disguise herself. A different application of makeup, lenses to change the color of her eyes, and a combination of silver hair dye with her hair tied up in a tight ponytail served to differentiate Safina Haliel from Elora Elarel, elven ranger-lieutenant and baron's daughter. The long-term glamour only served to reinforce the illusion she was selling, changing her facial structure to no longer resemble her true form and giving visual truth to her analog changes, but having a backup in case of the worst happening was never a bad idea.

Clad in leathers and stringing a bow in her lap, """Elora""" looked to her traveling companion, the Countessa Vernon. Or rather, Evelyn. This sort of job took her back. All the way to when the current Queen was but a court advisor in now-foreign lands.

"You haven't been out in the field in some time, Countessa." Elora said, her voice raised to a higher lilt than her usual tone. "Have you missed it at all, cooped up in Hathforth as you were?" A double-layered question, of course. It applied to both the Queen and her puppeted servant.
Tonight, sorry for the delay
Renar Hagen


Somehow, Gerard and Rolan had blundered their way into making more progress than the rest of them in the same span of time. It would have been galling, if Renar had any cause to dislike either of them. As it stood, he was just relieved that they were finally getting somewhere with this entire sordid mess.

Regardless, as Fanilly's hair grew and spun out of control, Renar decided he hated the fae unequivocally. Their motives were inscrutable and insane. Anyone he didn't understand was someone he couldn't work around. To try to wrap his head around their mentality was the equivalent of putting up a barricade against a tidal wave: there was little point in standing in the path of nature and impulse. The rules weren't just arbitrary, they were nonsensical.

Truly, Fionn was a damned hero for somehow being capable of sorting even a portion of this out. Nonetheless, Renar stayed out of the conversation for the time being, leaving the matter to the aforementioned as he quietly observed, just waiting for yet another thing to go wrong.
Ranbu no Izayoi


Isolde gave an amused, wan smile at Miina before looking to Rudolf and Esben, not even bothering to dignify the former's insults.

"In order, then. My responsibility, as you put it, is to Drana Asnaeu and her people. Whatever path we must chart in order to ensure our prosperity, then so be it. From our perspective, you are the only ones standing against Valheim at the moment. Osprey is shattered. Leonhart cowers on his throne while sending cutthroats across the land. And Skael is as inscrutably silent as usual."

Her smile turned sad, as if legitimately regretful of the situation.

"Perhaps you could manage it. Rally the continent to resist. Or perhaps you fail and invite greater reprisal upon all those involved. If I am to take that risk upon you, it is only fair that you take the same risk on I and hand over the Heretic."

"Child, I assure you, I am-" Cid began, only to be cut off by a suddenly-furious Isolde.

"You are a charlatan and a fraud! You wear the face and name of hallowed Cidolfus, founder of our Cathedral and first of Etro's Caretakers! Whom passed away centuries ago! Reveal your true face, daemon!"

Cid clicked his tongue at that, as if suddenly understanding.

"...Ah. Then no amount of reasoning shall work." He sighed, reluctantly raising his staff. "Kirins, I would beg your assistance in this confrontation. Were I alone, I would simply...leave. But then that would leave you with her displeasure. Her words are true, from a certain point of view, but I have been naught but honest with you regarding my goals. I can only tell you that my covenant with the Mothercrystal binds me to this path."

Behind him, Leviathan and Ifrit roared as Eve assumed her Dreadwyrm Trance, mantling Bahamut's might as she stared down the Grovemaster and her templar knights.

Izayoi had stayed silent throughout the entire affair, having understood Esben's intent and taken the opportunity to catch as much of her breath as she could. Considering the battle against Leviathan, it wasn't much and wouldn't be for any of the Kirins, but even the slightest recuperation was better than none. At this, though...her hand fell down to the hilt of her sword.

"I tire of Dranan obfucscation and condescension." She snapped, an inch of steel cracking out of its scabbard. "You will either let us pass and fall in line, or you will be accessory to betraying all life on this continent. Make your choice."

"Dispelja."

Isolde's staff slammed into the ground, and a wave of cleansing magic spread out across the entire ruin near-instantly. It hardly affected the Kirins, but as for Cid's entourage...

Leviathan and Ifrit managed brief roars of pain before they simply dispersed into aether, covering the area in motes of deep blue and crimson. But Eve howled as her Trance was forcibily ripped away, Bahamut's power stripped entirely as she fell to the ground, convulsing. Cid fared little better, the seeming backlash of his summons ripped away from him causing the old man to clutch his chest, falling to his knees as his staff clattered against the ground.

"I...I..." The cleric hyperventilated, eyes wide as he fought for breath, staring up towards the Kirins. "I'm...sorry...you must...live on..." A last, desperate wave of his hand summoned just enough aether to teleport both Eve and himself away to parts unknown, leaving the field just to the Kirins and Isolde's knights.

"Protect. Shell. Haste." Isolde hadn't stopped, firing off spell after spell on her own contingent of soldiers, her boons washing over them with all the potency of a master of white magic. "Regen. Reraise." She finally stopped, taking a moment to catch her breath before straightening up, glasses glinting as she looked towards the party.

"This is your final chance. Tell me where he has fled to, or face the might of a fully-realized White Mage and the church's finest."

"Make your choice."
Iraleth Kyrios


Morning came. Ciara had went on ahead, being escorted by the mannekins first. Iraleth still had to don her armor, after all. The half-elf followed her own mannekin escort ten minutes after Ciara had left, trudging along dutifully. Once she'd arrived, the paladin offered Chunji, Rio, and Chloe curt nods before briefly looking over Davil, inspecting his condition. Even temporarily crippled as he was, the fact that the boy was even conscious at all was a medical miracle.

On to business, then. The janitor's presence had Iraleth giving him a brief sideeye, but little further than that for the moment. After last night, he would bear watching. Otis was..himself. And Ciara, well.

"Hildegunde never returned, then." Iraleth noted as she stayed behind Ciara, within a sword's pace. She glanced over towards Alto at that, wondering.

"Does anyone among the staff know where she is? Anyone at all?"
I'll have a post up at some point this weekend
Ranbu no Izayoi


Black flame, bullets, and buckler slammed into Leviathan's skull while Miina electrified her from the tail upward. Leviathan screeched in rage and agony, rearing up and charging another water jet in her mouth before a combination of grenades and light magic disrupted her focus.

Izayoi followed up not long after, leaping onto Leviathan's body from the midpoint of the serpent and repeatedly plunging the tip of her katana between the Eidolon's scales. The titanic sea serpent seethed, whirling her body around to shake everyone atop her off once more before runes of casting materialized around her head, another spell in the process of charging .

"Enough! I will suffer these insults no longer! If I must wash away all in my path to be rid of you, then so be it! Now face mine Tidal Wave-"


An orb of flame crashed into Leviathan's upper body, cancelling out the spell as she writhed for a moment, recovering quickly.

"Leviathan! All of you! Stop!" A familiar voice cried out. From the edge of the ruins, Cid appeared with Eve following along not far behind him, the latter offering the party a slight wave as the priest hurriedly marched forward, his staff plunging into the ground with every step. Up above, Ifrit landed atop the highest point of the waterlogged ruins, eyeing his fellow Eidolon with a warning glare.

"Every last one of you needs to stop this needless carnage, immediately." Cid's voice was clear, loud, and grave. The aged priest slammed his staff into the ground to accentuate his point, as shockingly, Leviathan bowed her head to him.

"Dominant, these wretches offered deliberate insult to the rites. They profaned the old ritual and our convenant to the gods!"


"They were deceived, Leviathan. I can assure you that whatever insult was given, none of it was deliberate. Your battle could be seen all the way from Costa Del Sol. I know these warriors well enough that they would not have conducted such a profanement of the rites on purpose had they known of the ancient ways. Incidentally,"

Cid turned his gaze back towards the Kirins, his expression deathly serious.

"Who instructed you so poorly? This had to have been deliberate-"

"That would be me." Another familiar voice cried out. Grovemaster Isolde emerged from the ruins' entrance in much the same manner Cid had, bringing nearly two dozen men in Brightlam Cathedral uniform with her. "I apologize for the deception, Kirins, but at last, you've delivered Cid the Heretic directly into my hands. Surrender him into my custody, and I'll have no further quarrel with you. I'll even support your aims to bring toward the other Grovemasters once more. Zacharias is a lost cause, but Alambert can be turned. With two Grovemasters out of three, you'll have the support you need to stand against Valheim. What say you?"
CMDR SAGAN "VULTURE" KODOS


<< We run on prison rules, Rabbit. No one likes a snitch. Drop and gimme thirty when you pull into the hangar. >> Sagan bantered back over comms as he sent the Watchdog hurtling forward towards the last, limping cruiser.

<< Roger, engaging. >> He wove through what remained of the point-defense like it was barely there, his MAS's flight boosters giving enough thrust to easily outfox the low-caliber autocannons. << Little bit of career advice, never become flight lead if you don't like cleaning up other people's messes. Pay grade ain't worth the headache. >>

The Watchdog raised its HPK, sighting up the engines. One burst, two, three. The thrusters went alight with flame before stalling out entirely, the cruiser dead in vacuum.

<< Sarret, Vulture. >> Sagan commed in towards the Roanoke again. << Reporting engine kill, designated cruiser's ripe for boarding whenever the jarheads're ready. >> With that done, he whirled his suit in an about face, hurtling through space until he caught up with the the Sparrowhawk.

<< This is Vulture, prepping to RTB. 7th, how're we looking? >>
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