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I'm in a post GBF Guild War state. Happy it's over but overly tired.
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4 yrs ago
Muscle girls are great. That is all. Move along.
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5 yrs ago
I have a desire to play a witch of some sort in an RP now.
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5 yrs ago
Welp, let's see if this Digimon RP will go through XD
5 yrs ago
Considering trying to re-run a digimon RP that didn't really take off. Dunno though. Digimon rp's are met typically with a terrible fate. :l
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Hello. . . Umm, I'm Pyro. How do you do? I'm not really sure about what to say. XD
I like lots of the less serious (especially Ecchi ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ) anime out there and super actiony games. I rather like Touhou and Hyperdimension Neptunia too! If you want to talk about those at all send me a PM or something!
The young boy continued to sob and cry for a few minutes longer after Katherine made it clear that she intended to continue onwards. Wiping his eyes against her she looked up to Katherine with his big, innocent eyes. ”My name is… It’s Ligma…” He said very quietly.
”Yes, well. Ligma then. I don’t know what happened to you, and to be frank I don’t think it’s much my business, though I won’t deny curiosity.” Katherine added, patting the boy’s head. She didn’t feel like she was being too rude or anything. She didn’t go out of her way to irritate and piss people off because of some inferiority complex the Aasimar would never understand. ”Can you stand on your own?” She asked, wondering if he had enough strength to power his legs. She avoided adding irritation to her voice, and made a more concerned sounding tone.
”Bleh… You’re no fun.”
Suddenly all at once, instead of standing the boy pulled on Katherine, trying to pull her skirt down to the ground. That’s when another young lad who looked exactly like this boy appeared, running at full speed with his hand outstretched. ”KANCHO!” The twin smacked Katherine’s bottom hard, hard enough to leave an imprint. The other boy quickly got up and ran with his twin, laughing giddily like the little shit they were into the dark tunnels. For someone who had been impaled on the wall he seemed pretty spry. ”Ligma Balls lady! Ah ha ha ha!” their laughter soon died down deeper into the tunnels.
Katherine grabbed her skirt in time to secure herself, ”Eep!” Katherine exclaimed as they ran off. ”I’m going to ZAP you little shits!” Her belongs were intact. That much was good. She’d keep her guard up more down here. That said, she really needed to learn magic so she could keep good on her word. Sadly enough, she didn’t seem to have good aptitude to follow in her adoptive father’s footprints. Otherwise, the only thing that really would have been a possibility in her mind was trying to make a deal with a devil, but she didn’t really want more of that type of stigma around her.
Taking into consideration that the two munchkins ran off to the left, Katherine took the right side path. She really had no idea where she was going. Before she left though, she grabbed two of the stakes that were there. Little bit of blood never hurt anyone. More importantly, she needed something disposable just in case though she’d have to ditch them probably before reaching anywhere with people, most probably. The people down here might not even care.
Fortunately Katherine did not run into the twins down the right path, but she arguably ran into something worse; multiple winding crossroads. There were no real directions to go and the dirt floor were oddly clean if footprints aside from her own. There was no signs, smells, or sounds that would help her find her way around these tunnels. She’d need to rely on her survival instincts for this one. Or just keep wandering around and hope for the best.
Katherine was having some luck. She was able to track her way through a portion and found some doors. They were locked though. Presumably homes? People underground needed to live somewhere as well. Against her better judgement likely, she stashed the stakes she found and knocked on one of the doors.
There was no response. Katherine would find many of the doors were unresponsive of her knocking. But there was one door where, if she knocked, the door would actually open slightly; it seemed that it wasn’t as tight as it should have been. The room inside smelled oddly… Clean. Not like the usual dirt and musk that permeates the tunnel.
Katherine perked an eyebrow. How odd. Gingerly, she peeked the door open and peered inside. She was unsure about what she’d encounter, though she hoped it would be friendly. ”Hello? Pardon. Is anyone home?” She asked with a slight worry in the back of her throat.
The first thing Katherine would notice was that this room had lights. Not just fire light either; it appeared that this room was illuminated by white crystals that were hung from the ceiling. The second thing she’d notice was a rather large woman with a large cleaver butchering a large slab of meat. The thing had to be at least two feet thick of flesh and bones, and with a single chop she cleaved a precise slice from top to bottom. She wore an odd, multicolored dress with detached blue sleeves. Her hair was white and stringy while her eyes were a piercing red. There was a red silk ribbon tied to her cleaver.
She didn’t seem to notice Katherine as she continued to chop the meat. It was hard to say what kind of meat this was, if it was just from one creature at all. It appeared to be a stack of many layers of bones meats and ribs.
Katherine spoke up a bit more this time, ”Hello, pretty miss? I don’t mean to bother you. Well, sort of I suppose, but I don’t mean to waste your time.” She didn’t entirely enter either. She didn’t want to bother the woman too much. If she invited her in though, that might be another thing altogether.
After her second real attempt, the woman seemed to pay her attention. Well, look at her. ”I don’t mean to invade your cozy little place here, but do you mind if I ask you a question?” She asked. Internally she felt a bit skittish about it, but she made sure not to show it. She looked tough, which was its own sort of attractive.
”Well howdy dere lil lady. Tis strange ta see someone as sunny as ye down in deez parts. How can I help ya?” This woman, possibly a tiefling considering her appearance and size, said in a very strong rural accent. She put the meat cleaver down to pick up a clean white cloth, wiping her hands of blood and fat. She tend reached underneath her table and handed Katherine a single stick of roasted skewered meat; apparently she has some sort of charcoal grill underneath the white clothes table. Smelled like boar meat.
Katherine took the gesture as a small invitation to enter. This woman was slightly on the scary side earlier, but that was just Katherine’s worries about being assaulted earlier. And the meat cleaver. Mostly the meat cleaver. But she seemed nice, for now. Not wanting to be rude, she accepted the skewer. Boar? Not bad. Smells good to her. ”So long as it’s not made of people, I think it smells great.” She teased a bit, taking a bite of it and it was pretty good. She couldn’t help but smile after eating it. ”Pretty and can cook, hehe.” Katherine commented without thinking.
Oh, yes, she did have a question. ”I may not be quite so ‘sunny’ as you think, though.” She giggled after wiggling her little devil’s tail toward the woman. ”That aside, I’m helping someone out and I was sent down to get some supplies from Lucilla. I was hoping you could point me in the right direction… She was about to say the woman’s name, but she had forgotten… ”But where are my manners? My name is Katherine Lindall, could I ask yours?”
”Oh sweet pea, I don’t feed people da good meat.” The giant woman said playfully about the comment about the meat being people. After Katherine introduced herself the woman smiled politely. ”Most folks round deez parts call me Nemuno. Just a lil old lady livin in a hole.” She let out a small smirk as she picked up her cleaver and started to slice the meat on the table. ”Lucilia hmm? I suppose you’re looking for Underhaven then. Well I can say this much, you’re going the wrong way. Underhaven is opposite of where you came, if you came here through the Drunken Dragon. I suppose you’d either have to double back or take the ratway.”
”Ugh, of course I take the wrong way. I don’t really want to run into those two thuggish children again.” She muttered to herself before looking towards Nemuno. ”Well, happy mistakes I suppose. If I didn’t take the wrong way, I’d never have gotten to meet you so I’ll take it.” She added, being slightly flirty. She might have a thing for nice older women too. ”Hmm, double back or take the ratway? What’s the ratway?” She asked, curiosity brimming her voice.
”Da ratway is whut we throw out da trash an such in. Leads it out to some dark messy hole fer da trash ya pile up and eventually get eaten by da oozes. Just bout everyone can reach the ratway easy, an o’course Underhaven has a back foot right to it.” When Katherine mentioned children this got a smile out of Nemuno. She handed Katherine another skewer; this one had chicken and mushroom. ”Ya must have gotten pranked by dem sunshine twins. Don’t let it get to ya. Dey naughty, but dey’re gunna grow up soon and be real smart boys. In fact dey da ones who made da Ratway. Helps dat dey were small enough ya crawl through da tunnels. Just in case ya see them again, just have dis wif ya.”
Nemuno walked around the table, taking a ribbon off of her skirt and tying it into Katherine’s hair. It was light and fragrant, like spices. ”If the boys see dat, dey’ll know dat if anything happens to ya, dey won’t get dere supper. Dat ought ta keep dem behavin.” As Nemuno was tying the ribbon into Katherine’s hair she could both feel and smell the older woman’s presence. Her huge muscular body radiated a soothing warmth akin to a hearthfire in the coldest of winters, and she smelled like a homecooked meal with a cool and refreshing drink. With a hint of cinnamon spice.
Katherine blushed very lightly. Less from the proximity to Nemuno, and more from having a bow tied in her hair. It wasn’t something she ever really considered doing herself, but she let the older woman do it. She couldn’t really help but vocally note, ”You smell really nice, Nemuno.” It was the better alternative to reaching out and attempting to touch the woman’s body though her eyes did study the woman QUITE a bit as she put the ribbon in. She hadn’t really seen too much muscle on a woman before, though it was definitely appealing. When Nemuno was finished, Katherine gave her a sincere, ”Thank you.”
The older woman smiled gently as she stepped back behind the table, taking out three more skewers. ”Here ya go sunshine, a lil snack ya go. Oh, an take dis wif ya too. Da Ratway can be real stinky.” Nemuno handed Katherine the kebabs and a large cloth handkerchief. It had the same spice scent to it as the ribbon did. These kebabs were also pork, chicken, and rabbit, with a few more wild roasted mushrooms and yam. ”Now ye be careful sweet pea, da Ratway waters are fast an rapid. And dem oozes, while dey stay in dere lil pit, will eat up anything in dere. Mind yer head too, some of deez tunnels are a little short. Fer me at least. Oh an do make sure ye come an visit again. I do love ta have some guest over ya break up da monotony of doing dis lil chop job all on me lonesome.”
Nemuno was really generous. Smells great too. Though, she was kind of interested in something. She looked over the older woman’s arms and asked, ”Hey, Nemuno? Before I leave… Could I touch your arms? Like the rest of you, they’re alluring and I was kind of curious.” It was just in her nature to go for it sometimes. When she wasn’t trying to be coy about it of course. There was always a special place for that, but Nemuno has been pretty much straight with her it felt, so she felt she might as well be forward with her here.
”Daw. Yer so sweet, I could eat you up!” Nemuno opened her arms out as if she was going to give Katherine a hug. In fact she did. It was a big, strong hug. So very powerful. ”In fact… If yer ain’t in a rush, maybe I could even have a taste. Maybe even a bite!” Nemuno said as she gave Katherine a tighter squeeze, burying the small petite girl in Nemuno’s massive yet soft body. ”How bout it hun? Wanna stay fer a lil snack?”
While she was somewhat unsurprised… Well, she wasn’t unhappy. Somewhat. She got her intended goal, in a greatly unintended way. She felt a bit out of breath, due to being squeezed the way she was. ”I really hope you’re using euphemisms on account of me liking my flesh.” She attempted to sound funny, though that didn’t come out as intended. ”I was only intended to feel your muscles, but you’re giving me such a bonus on that… Hnnnnn…” The woman grunted as she was in the hug still. ”I want to take you up on the offer right now but I need to finish this job, and I have a feeling I won’t be walking straight one way or the other.”
At this point, the Aasimar just tried relaxing her body instead of trying to resist however slightly. ”If you’re propositioning for what I think and hope you are… I’ve yet a place to stay, I wouldn’t mind if you gave me a ‘taste’ at night, so long as my flesh is intact.”
Nemuno smiled as she let go of Katherine and got to her eye level. ”Oh deary, ya don’t know how happy dat makes me ya hear ya say dat. Here, one last lil gift from me.” Nemuno leaned forward and gave Katherine a kiss on the forehead. But when she did so, Katherine would feel a strange sensation over her body. Nemuno looked right into Katherine’s eyes, her piercing Red gaze cutting right into the aasimar’s very soul. ”Come and see me tonight and I promise you that you won’t regret a single moment. But don’t forget, and don’t try and run away. I’ll punish you if you don’t.” These words, unlike most of what Nemuno spoke before, were clear, unaccented, and laced with magic. A compulsion. But in a second the feeling was gone and almost entirely forgotten; Katherine would find herself just outside of Nemuno’s door with the big old woman on the other side waving goodbye.
”Oh an when ya do se Lucilia, tell yer dat her next delivery is coming soon, an I’ll see her tomorrow ya talk bout our lil arrangement.”
”Oh, umm, understood.” Katherine agreed, since she was heading over there anyway. ”Now then… Where should I go.” Katherine pondered, as she left, feeling as if something odd might have happened. "Well, guess I should go back. As quick as that 'Ratway' is, I'd rather not reek of disgusting." With that, she backtracked to the spot where she met the twins earlier and nearly lost her skirt and coinpouch.
Geh! Must this boy cling to her as such? Katherine was bothered a bit. By the boy's words and his current actions. Well, bothered about why a boy would be hunted down by the people on the upper side. She had doubts that it was based on looks alone. Aasimar like herself and what she assumed the boy to be were natural fair to look at and aside his wing, he was fairly human. Unless he did something really nasty, she couldn't imagine the people up there doing anything. If she assumed that the tavern's entrance was the closest, then it was likely that he was tossed down that direction... Otherwise, barring the idea that there was another entrance to this underground place, he would have entered through the town hall.
She didn't know the factions of this town yet, but she couldn't imagine any of them being that disgusting. She sighed internally and patted the boy's head. "Yes, yes. Bad people and all." Katherine added giving a small hug to the boy before trying to gently pry his fingers off her skirt. "If you refuse to go above ground, then I've nothing to offer. I'm not responsible for you all in all. I'm going to the Underhaven though, if you wish to accompany me." She offered, failing to get the boy off. She was letting the boy do what he wanted or thought was best, though she wished he'd let go.
"Tell me your name if you're just going to cry into my clothes, at least. You've not given me it yet."
"Say what you will. The Jerim will return this way soon I believe, so it'll be wonderful cover." The elf woman said, leading the group through the forest. Soon enough, the sounds from overhead died down. It seemed, if they were ships, that they landed on the other side of that small camp. After being far enough away to consider they were safe, the woman spoke. "Now that we have the leisure to talk... What even brought you down here? Obviously, you're from off planet. Well, you came at a horrible time either way. Just be glad it was me or one of my kin you ran into instead of the others." While talking, the group came upon a tangle of roots coming out of the ground. The elf simply touched them and they opened a path for the group.
Jess watched in awe, but kept quite. She got them into trouble by talking before. "Quickly, this way. These roots will return to their original form soon enough." The elf urged everyone to walk through. There was no obvious trick here. Jess went without hesitation. If this woman was going to hurt them, she'd do it by now. There were plenty of chances.
"I'm no one special really and definitely not your mother. I've never seen another Aasimar before, so I found it would probably be distasteful to let you rot here." Katherine said, attempting to sound disinterested. She looked over the boy for a bit to make sure she wouldn't dirty herself too badly with blood. Figuring it be annoying to not have a name for him she decided to speak to that.
"My name is Katherine Lindall." No reason to have Fiore on her name right now. "What is your name? If I helped you and got you to the surface, would I be able to drop you off with a healer? I have something I need down here, though your situation makes me have a slight unease about it." She rather hoped she wouldn't end up like this kid. Perhaps she's let her demonic heritage speak for itself whilst down here... Supposing they didn't like Aasimar.
Katherine had no problems for the most part. Her natural ability to see in the dark was a boon in this case. Well, should be. She was use to the life of dirt, grime and squalor but times have changed greatly. She'd been living the noble life for the better part of eight years. Still though, the dirt walls didn't seem to be... What one might consider stable. She was no engineer, but she had learned quite a few thing over the years. It didn't matter too much to her as long as she didn't get squished under them. Soon enough, she came upon an interesting sight. It was a boy. "What a sad little piece of history." The idea of wings, well with this case wing, seemed to clash with what she would have expected in this place. At first she would have considered that only she'd have seen things like Tieflings or kobolds down here, but this was outside of her expectations. "Guess she wasn't wrong when she said it was a bit rough down here."
Her initial thought was to walk past the body but she stopped in front of the boy for some reason as she was about to pass to the rightward passage. Her body was telling her that he was similar to her. An Aasimar, if she had to gander a guess at it. She had a rather annoying feeling in her gut. One that told her to just keep walking and contradictory also told her to try and help the little unfortunate being. Perhaps she felt a bit of kinship for the as, aside herself, he was the first of her kind she had encountered though by her account, he seemed to lack some of the... Dreaded fiendish hints she had but, nonetheless, she moved to get a closer look at the boy. "I would say you've lived the charmed life, but you current circumstances lead me to believe otherwise."
He was pinned to the wall good, but nothing Katherine couldn't remove with a measily amount of her flimsy strength. She struggled a bit with him as she set him in a sitting position on the floor. He seemed damaged. Luckily she had since childhood been able to heal small wounds. Paper cuts and the like. She placed her hand against the boy's chest and channeled some of her innate power, slightly healing him. After she used whatever power she had, she checked on the boy's condition of whether he was alive or not. He seemed dead enough earlier... Still, she might just carry him back to town either way. "What sort of messes do I involve myself in? I should have just walked on by, but here I am. Such an annoying whim I feel today." She muttered to herself.
The boy (if alive) heals for one point of damage. 8 Medicine check on the boy's condition.
Katherine sighed as Livia divided the tasks. She supposed she shouldn't be too down as she watched her sister leave the building. "Very well then." She leaned back on the counter rolled her head a bit. "So, I guess that leaves me with the Underhaven. Well, that's fine with me. Town Hall or the tavern... I think I remember where it was in the tavern." With a slight sigh, she pulled herself up from leaning on the counter and turned to Barthen. "Many thanks again, my good man. I suppose I shall be seeing you again in the future." Katherine told him before turning and leaving.
She headed to the tavern where she vaguely remembered seeing staircase or something that went down. After arriving, she asked some people and confirmed her thoughts. There was the entrance... Gathering her courage, she decided to take the descent into the darkness. Luckily she wasn't fully human. Her heritage allowed her to see about sixty feet into the darkness so she wasn't blind down here at least.
Jess followed in to the area, curious about what was going on. She mostly studied the area and looked to the helmet laying on what she assumed to be a grave. She wanted to ask the elf girl, but of course Kriev was working on it. She looked to the translator and it came up with an answer... A very... "Shoe Elf... shoe... What in the actual hell is that answer?" She asked Kriev. It was an obvious non-answer. To be fair, they had no Rosetta Stone for them to work off of...
The elf girl, on the other hand, seemed a bit frustrated that no one was trying to listen to her... Well, to be more correct, no one understood her. Out of apparent frustration, she took both of her gloves off and threw them on the ground and walked up to Jess who had the most skin showing. "Jona... Jona." She put her hands up in an attempt to show she was being gentle.
Jess took a minor step back and gave her a curious look. At first she was ready to run... But her curiosity took over and just stood her ground. The elf's bare hands touched Jess' neck where the most skin was showing and a minor glow flew between the two of them. The elf girl closed her eyes and she started to glow slightly brighter as the roar continued overhead. A bit off in the distance, the sounds of explosions could be heard. Bombs of some sort. The animals cried out. The lemurs that still followed them stayed around them though, but took refuge in the bushes. The elf eventually stopped glowing and removed her hands from the human's neck. Jess felt light headed and took a step back, catching onto the captain. "That was exhilarating." She noted.
The elf sighed, "Such a barbaric language. Well, so I thought. Your shared Terran language is... Frustrating. So many unnecessary tenses and forms..." She stated, in the shared common language. "My apologies, but if you don't wish to be eliminated, I suggest moving with me. Earless elf, Greater Opehl, Suited. There is a cave some distance from here. The Hierars will be here as soon as they can land."
Katherine listened to Livia... It didn't seem like she believed her. Well, it was a bit crazy. "No, I'm not going to follow you all the way. While you went to get the Auroch, I was planning on checking the other places out. After this I planned on checking the Underhaven, though I wouldn't complain if you wanted to come with me really quick. In case this place doesn't have the Resin, I can go check the mines." At about that time, they arrived at the store and Livia initiated the conversation.
Ten gold for the bag of seeds? Well, she had less than that on her person. If her and Livia could split it halfway, they'd get paid back later anyway. "Well, Livia, what say we split the cost of the seeds since Maeda mentioned she'd pay use back later." She took out five gold from her repurposed component bag and held them out to Livia and then placing them on the counter top. "Ten gold, right, my good man?"
Katherine smiled at Livia's jab back. "Oh, you. You know as well as I that I'm more celestial than fiend." A small quip that went largely ignored, of course. So, she just watched as the Arachne and her sister talked. So, Livia was tasked with going to kill an old auroch. Well, that should suffice as energy, though Katherine had a weird feeling about powering something with a creature's soul. It seemed a bit... Dark. Well, she had of course heard of this before in her studies... But she never really thought to witness this.
As Livia left, Katherine was ready to do her own part of the task. Before she left though, she walked over to Maeda, grabbed her hand, and gave it a kiss. "Perhaps I could take of your private lessons later, for now though, goodbye." With a slight curtsy, she turned and walked out, practically chasing Livia.
It didn't take long to catch up to Livia. "Hello again, sister dearest." The Aasimar said as she started to walk towards her "younger" sister. "Now, before you assume I followed you to this "gods-forsaken frontier" as someone so elegantly put it once... I didn't plan on it." In as short a time as she could, she described to Livia her situation. Of the voice that seemed to inhabit her head and how it was connected to the headaches she had for years, though she cut out the "my favored" portion of the conversations. Livia still had that inferiority complex for some reason. She always was able to grasp thing better so this confused Katherine.
"Anyway, I only came here because I was forced to, though you being here is a bonus. While our sister is quite the beaut, I only ever felt... 'kinship' while I was with you. I sort of went to that school cause I thought you'd be there." She continued. Her little monologue was over rather quickly, and she looked to Livia for a reply. Hopefully not a depressed one this time.
Hello. . . Umm, I'm Pyro. How do you do? I'm not really sure about what to say. XD
I like lots of the less serious (especially Ecchi ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ) anime out there and super actiony games. I rather like Touhou and Hyperdimension Neptunia too! If you want to talk about those at all send me a PM or something!
<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;">Hello. . . Umm, I'm Pyro. How do you do? I'm not really sure about what to say. XD<br><br>I like lots of the less serious (especially Ecchi ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ) anime out there and super actiony games. I rather like Touhou and Hyperdimension Neptunia too! If you want to talk about those at all send me a PM or something! </div>