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Itxaro rushed through the party and slipped past attendees. It seemed to her some grotesque masquerade now, as the aliens shared their games and traditions with the humans, who did so likewise. She watched a Tekeri perform some crude magic trick with a cup and small metal ball and she couldn't tell if it was slight of hand or something else. Elsewhere cards were being dealt, games of chance or games of skill with personal items used as stakes. Guitars squelched and tuned on the improvised stage mixed with native drums bound with the skins of some unknown creature. All the forms spanned the gamut of biology and geometry, an uncanny parade of entities that defied the natural order that she knew from her home. Strange, stilted conversations surrounded her, disjointed and fragmented with her brief passing. She was glad for the escape Kerchak's drunkenness offered. Things were getting... Surreal.

She slipped into the grass after Zey and her companions, following the broken trail they left behind. Itxaro stepped carefully, aware she was slightly intoxicated, and wondered if the ship's medbay had any hangover enzymes in their medical supplies. The drug, a sort of prophylactic, replicated the liver's metabolic breakdown by dumping enzymes into the stomach which rapidly expedited the body's digestion of alcohol, leaving one with a slight hangover an hour later and nothing more. The drug was heavily regulated in the USASR, thought to promote alcoholism and used only to treat it, but Itxaro knew you could pick it up at any corner store in many countries on Earth. Ugh, I'll have to check with Dr. Feng though. Might just want to suffer whatever hangover this horse beer gives me.

Itxaro caught up to the others now, the only sounds out here the rustle of grass in the wind and distant voices from behind. Also, vomiting. As she laid her eyes on the retched figure laying in the grass, she felt more sympathy than disgust. It'd been a while since she'd been that drunk, sure, but the feeling was not one you quickly forgot. She couldn't exactly empathize with the shapeshifting element though. The Tekeri was no longer a Tekeri, but something else entirely, his flesh warping and roiling like a rough sea, a pinkish mass of limbs and eyes.

"Just too much to drink, is all," Itxaro said to the group that formed a semi-circle around him, putting on her best impression of a sober person, which honestly, wasn't too bad. "Nellara told me this can happen with life mages. Too much to drink, and they kind of... lose control of themselves." She gently put her hand on the barrel of Ezra's gun, as if to keep it there.

The others were working to get Kerchak, or what seemed to be Kerchak, onto his feet while Itxaro watched from a distance. "I've been drunk before, but never that bad," she said to her human companions. She cast a sidelong glance at the two S'tor bound in chains. It was the first time she'd noticed them. Itxaro wondered if they were prisoners, slaves, or something else. "Any idea what their deal is?" Itxaro tilted her chin to the pair, her translator switched off. She felt a surge of anger at the thought they might be slaves. We'll have to change that.
"To be fair Revna most of my scars are from you as well."


"Ach, you're just not in the habit of fighting every guard and drunk you come across is all," Revna said with a shrug. "But if everything goes well, that'll change; you'll get some new scratches on that pale hide of yours before the journey's done," she added with a high laugh. As much as she enjoyed sparring with the smaller woman, Revna was ready for more. Ready to fight with real stakes. Fighting for glory, fighting for her own life, not just practice. I guess to save the world, too, she considered after a moment.

"She’d better be a devil with that bow of hers. Safest bet between that, a sword and some shiny daggers too big to throw. Unless one or both of you can conjure up some holy flame from the sky, I’m not betting on either of you in a knuckle-bang with demons of the Deep.”


Revna raised her eyebrows in surprise at Katrina; or rather, she raised one eyebrow. The other, with a deep scar running through it, only twitched imperceptibly, the muscle or nerve beneath having been severed from a broken bottle’s jagged edge years ago. The effect was a sort of perpetual, roguish aloofness on her expression that was not at all intended.

"That's just Katrina's sense of humor, you'll get used to it," Revna said with a forced chuckle, giving her a playful thwack on the back of her thigh with the halberd's wooden haft. Of course, she was lying. Katrina had no sense of humor at all, or at least none she'd ever shared with Revna. Katrina was dead-serious, but Revna didn't think it would serve their mission to start off with pure pessimism. She hoped Katrina would get the message. Play nice.

Revna's innocuous question about the rest of the party did little to soothe any tension. In fact, she was shocked to see Osric lose his temper. She didn't hate it though. That anger could be useful if they ever had to fight, and Revna was really hoping they would. She couldn't imagine the devout man plunging a dagger into the heart of a ten foot tall demon, but it was fun to try painting the picture in her head. He stormed off to see to the wagon.

"Well done Katrina! You've managed to piss off a serene monk of the Holy Wisdom," Revna said in mock admiration, though truthfully she did find it amusing, reminding her why she drank with the vagabond in the first place. "He does have a point, though. If storming into Hell's gates with an army at your back worked, then none of this would have happened in the first place. Besides, do we really want every farmboy with a pitchfork stomping along with us? I think a small group is best."

She watched the monk as he disappeared into the stables before turning to Sage. "I am surprised you lover boy didn't tag along, though. What was his name? With the sad eyes? Hennik? I thought he'd follow you anywhere!" Revna said with a smirk. She remembered the man vaguely, always watching their sparring sessions from a distance from beneath his large hat. Handsome, in a sort of plain way. Revna had initially flattered herself by imagining he'd been watching her, but quickly concluded that he was smitten for Sage. Even if she didn't know it. "Well, perhaps the less the better," She concluded with a shrug.

Revna stepped towards a nearby field and let out a sharp, three-note whistle. The tall, swaying grass rustled, and a massive grey head rose from the yellow ocean. Her horse. The great beast came stepping towards them, carving his way through the field until he stood towering the party, snorting gently.

“Valdur! I was wondering where you’d been off to, my old friend,” Revna said as she ran her hand along his broad neck. She never bothered hitching him up, and the horse never strayed far from her. Haldor, her father, had told her never to do so. Horses were a noble breed, rare in their land, and should be left free to roam. Valdur in particular, he told her as a girl, was special. The steed of a great queen from Illskaheimr. Haldor had even learned the stallion’s true name, which according to their folklore, created a powerful bond between horse and rider. Revna was unsure if this was a children’s story or something more, but still kept Valdur’s true name a secret.

In truth though, Valdur was a draft horse, won in a drunken bet by her father. The only thing that set him apart from the average riding horse was his immense size and strength, best suited to pulling plows. She slid her halberd into the saddle’s side-sheath and went about double-checking her traveling gear, while listening closely to what her companions said.
Like some kind of barbaric herald, Revna's arrival on the scene was marked by the shattering of glass and a yelp of pain.

Sounds from the tavern could be heard from outside. A harsh, high laugh. Stinging exchanges in the heated air. Words said that could not be put right again. Wooden stools squeaking as patrons abruptly stood. Dull slaps, fists pounding against bodies. A syncopated symphony of grunts, insults, and bodies hitting the floor. Two shadows came into view of the tavern's front window, one upright and massive while the other hunched and staggering, obscured by thick glass with a green patina.

"Don't do it Revna! You're paying for it!"

A large man shot through the window accompanied by a crystalline explosion, flopping to the soft ground like a marionette with severed strings. The man's ears were cropped, some punishment for a crime in a past life, and his clothes were shredded and bloodied. He groaned.

"Quits?" A high, rasping voice called out from inside the tavern.

"Quits," The defenestrated man called out as he clawed at the ground to his hands and knees.

"You're smarter than you look, Algar. That's not saying much."

The tavern's door swung open and Revna ducked under the low frame as she tightened her sword belt with one arm while the the other held her halberd. She stood to her full height and stretched as she walked, loosening the tight muscles in her thick neck.

"Revna! You're paying for that!" The tavern owner called after her, now standing at the broken window.

"Just put it on my tab!" She shouted back. Revna turned back to survey the damage. Two of Algar's friends slowly emerged from the tavern, lethal-looking drunks reeling about with bleeding, red-rimmed eyes and skin turning various shades of black or blue. "I'd say same time next week, but I'm heading out of town for a while. Official Faith business, you know," Revna called to those in the tavern with a laugh. With a single look they fetched Algar from the ground and flared like quail back into the the tavern.

A nice warmup.


As Revna walked to the stables to check on her horse, she spotted Katrina, speaking with two others. She felt a trickle of warm blood running down her cheek from where Algar had punched her and sliced the flesh with that gaudy ring of his. The blow was already beginning to turn purple and shine. She wiped away the blood with the back of her hand as she spoke.

"And that's why I can't drink alone, Katrina; you usually scare those types off. You with your grim visage. Really, this is your fault," she gestured to the broken window. "I think they'll be lost wit-" Revna stopped mid sentence when she saw who Katrina was speaking with. Brother Osric was no surprise, but Sage she hadn't expected.

"Well well, come to wish your old sparring partner good luck?" Revna said as she approached the trio. "Honestly, I appreciate it, but you didn't have to come all this way." She knew it was no small task to leave the shop behind for any length of time, and it would have been easier to simply say goodbye in their village. Revna had dropped by to do so, in fact, but Sage had been nowhere to be seen.

Then she noticed her clothes. Leather and chainmail.

A slow smile crept across her face as she put the pieces together, her broad forager teeth stained with blood.

"Ach, I knew you couldn't stay away!" She planted her halberd into the ground and swept up the smaller woman in a friendly embrace. Revna smelled like leather, blood, sweat, and stale mead. Katrina, while good company under certain circumstances, wasn't exactly the type Revna looked forward to spending every waking moment with on the road. Sage, on the other hand, was a far better travelling companion in her eyes, and she was beyond relieved that her friend would be joining them. Revna sensed some tension between the two women of the party, having missed something, and did her best to diffuse it.

"Don't let her looks fool you, Katrina. She's a devil with that sword of hers. I should know." She pulled down the collar of her gambeson far enough to reveal a clean, straight scar that started just at her collarbone and descended down at angle down before disappearing under layers of cloth. Katrina had seen the scar before. She'd seen all of her scars. But they didn't exactly trade stories on war wounds, least of all Katrina, with her strange and swirling burns like brands. "Courtesy of Sage. Won't be making that mistake again anytime soon."

Revna turned her attention to the monk. "Brother Osik. May the Mother Above bless you," she said, bowing her head. The words sounded strange in her accent, as if her tongue was wrestling with the phrase. Truthfully, she didn't buy into any of The Faith or their gods, and certainly not The Mother. But it didn't hurt to say the words, or so her father had told her. Her gods wouldn't mind. She caught a glimpse of bundle of elegant daggers, and she grabbed a sheathed one without bothering to ask for an explanation. More steel could only be good, right? Revna thought as she ran the leather sheath through her belt. She studied the Osric’s saddlebags and casually rummaged through them, seeing just how much the church splurged on their expedition. There was a lot. Too much, by her estimation, for just them. Then again, Revna had never been in an expedition of this size, or even outside the Seven Villages since she had arrived, so she wasn’t entirely sure how much they’d need.

"So, where's the rest of us?" Revna asked she climbed down and leaned upon her poleaxe, looking around as if the rest of their party would be nearby.
Ok! Four hours later, here's a character. Unproofed, unedited for your enjoyment. I'll likely end up tweaking this further when it isn't THREE AM but these are the broad strokes. I took some liberties with the "Connections" and "Assembly Response" sections, so please pay careful attention to them to make sure that I established appropriate relationships with your characters and didn't step on any toes, or if you'd like to flesh our character's relations out further! Also, any feedback is appreciated. Now, to bed!

Itxaro couldn't stop herself from laughing along with Nellara; it was a strange sound, and until now, the doctor hadn't been certain Nellara was even capable of laughter. Either the Castigator was loosening up, or Itxaro was beginning to get used to her formality. Or she was getting drunk.

"I can't speak for life on Mars, but in my country, a party that doesn't have meat, music, and plenty of booze isn't really a party at all," Itxaro said cheerfully as a passing Glen, barely able to stand, still managed to refill her mug to the brim from a leather pouch. She watched, giggling, as the drunken soldier immersed his entire muzzle into his own mug and took in great, heaving gulps before emerging with a soaked snout. She turned back to Nellara. "A universal truth, maybe? Eh, I guess the Glen and Iriad would disagree," she considered with a shrug, remembering they were vegetarian, or close to it.

Itxaro grew more serious, though no more sober, when Nellara talked of humanity.

"Yeah, we're all the same species, but that's where the similarities end. Different languages, cultures, religions, values, planets, all that shit. There's some idiotas who say we're not the same species, but they're just, ya know, racist," Itxaro said with a scowl. She remembered reading in one of Vigdis' reports that, on KA, only the S'tor killed others of the same species, and briefly imagined human history if humans were more like the Tekeri. She wondered if killing your own kind was simply a condition of being the sole dominant species on a planet. Tekeri certainty didn't have any qualms about going to war with Glen, if Nellara was any judge.

"Humans have been killing each other since the beginning of recorded history. Not like your people. Maybe it's our nature, but I don't buy that. I think, deep down, we're fundamentally good. But we've created this violent culture out of necessity from our history of scarcity, only now it's a poisonous cocoon that we've wrapped ourselves in. We've outgrown it, but we can't figure out how to escape it, can't create the utopia we already have the means to inhabit," Itxaro said, feeling herself rambling, but no longer with the inhibition, nor the desire, to stop herself.

"But maybe I'm wrong. Maybe, even without this culture, we're still just the most savage group of monkeys that ever spilled out of the jungle. Only now, we have engines and bullets and explosives." Itxaro nodded towards the Jotunheim. "That ship? Impressive, sure, but don't fool yourself. It's a weapon. We use them all the time to kill each other. This one just had some special toys on it stolen from some refugee aliens by very greedy people." Itxaro was growing almost angry, her voice rising.

"Let me tell you something about ships like that. 800 years ago, three wooden ships, cutting edge technology at the time, arrived at my homeland. Within a few generations, 95% of my people were dead, and the rest enslaved by the newcomers. All for money. Humans can do horrible things when money is on the line."

Itxaro paused. She'd said too much.

"You know what? Forget I said that. Nobody wants to talk ancient history at a party!" Itxaro said, trying to inject some joviality into her tone, not that it would translate. She hefted up her mug to a passing Tekeri in salute and drank while she thought of some way to turn the conversation away from her favorite topics.

Music. Talk music. That's safe.

Unfortunately, Itxaro didn't really have a great answer for Nellara on the origin of metal. "Death metal, its like... Eh... They sing about death because it's cool? It makes them look strong?" Itxaro grasped, trying to explain such an abstract concept to someone with no point of reference.

"Honestly, I don't get it. Vigdis might have a better answer. She's Norwegian maybe. Or Finnish. Swedish? Nordic, at least," Itxaro said with a shrug. Too bad she didn't ask about Trova music. She looked over to the band and saw, with a frown, that they seemed to be setting up some sort of improvised speaker system gutted from the ship's trashed escape pod, and the solar engineer stowaway was utilizing panels from the same wreckage. "I think you're about to find out where the 'death' part comes from though."

Mercifully, or perhaps not, the conversation took another turn, now towards KA politics.

Itxaro listened with an intense focus possessed only by those not entirely sober, as if they could compensate for their intoxication through sheer force of will. Her intense stare was almost immediately broken by a nearby Tekeri who drank by dipping their beak into their mug, pulling it out, and tilting their head back to let the beer drain down their throat. The image of an old childhood toy her mother had given her came to mind and she desperately held back a laugh, instead snapping her attention back to Nellara.

The Castigator's description of the tension between the two nations was startlingly familiar to Itxaro; she could think of a dozen instances of rising tensions between the old order and the new in human history. She thought of the Napoleonic era, of World War One and the death of the old empires. She wondered if this planet would follow the same trajectory, or if the bloodshed could be averted. The only political or anthropological theories focused on humans, though the the Yenge provided an interesting new landscape for theories, and that field was a muddled nightmare full of misinformation. Itxaro decided to stick with what she knew.

"I hate to tell you this, Castigator, but religions and monarchies? A real bitch to get rid of. We still have some of those dusty old bastards back home, for some reason. People just hang on to tradition, I guess, even if it harms them," Itxaro said, realizing with a slight wince that religion had been brought into the conversation, yet another human faux pas. She pressed on. "Now, my country, we've moved on from both, but unless you can burn them out root and stem, you'll just have to get along with them for now. Kick the can down the road for another, oh, maybe 400 years or so." Itxaro wanted to say more, but managed to stop herself.

The conversation turned to their poor feathered friend Kerchak, running into the bushes with his body rapidly morphing. Nellara seemed unconcerned, explaining simply that mages and alcohol didn't mix. It was then that Itxaro noticed Nellara wasn't drinking at all, and was totally sober.

"Ouch. A life without alcohol? I hope I'm not a mage. Let me check..." Itxaro mimicked the full-body, flowing motions she'd seen Shirik display for them, sloshing her drink on the dirt, before directing her "flame" towards Nellara to no effect. She did slightly stumble in the process, though. "Hmm, nope. Guess I still get to drink!" Itxaro laughed. The engineer hadn't had a serious drinking session in many years, and was beginning to realize that her alcohol tolerance had dropped dramatically. She set her drink down on a nearby table, realizing perhaps she'd had enough, but no sooner had she abandoned her beer did a passing Glen press a new mug into her hand.

"Well, proud or not, I wanted Kerchek to help me look for some lost gear at some point, and I can't do that if he's turned himself into a pile of goo or something. I'm gonna go check up on him." Itxaro eyed the retinue that followed Kerchek's path into the grass and grew anxious. Four S'tor guards, another local, Zey, and even more worrying, Darnell and Ezra. The last two were likely to get someone killed, and Itxaro didn't want to see her newfound alien friends gunned down by a lowlife mercenary and a corporate stooge. Maybe we'll get really luck out and he'll turn them into a cockroach.

Itxaro set her second drink aside and turned to leave. She paused and studied the crash site, as if with new eyes. A colorless streak of wire and crepe, ash and cinders in an otherwise verdant and vibrant world. Freshly dug trenches and turned up earth cobwebbed the surrounding untouched countryside. Scorch marks from the fire reached out from the Jotunheim like the first stage of a malignant cancer extending creeping tendrils out to engulf the planet.

She turned back to Nellara and locked eyes with her, now in a hushed but deadly serious tone.

"One last piece of unsolicited advice. I normally wouldn't, but I think I'm a little drunk, so I will. Make peace with Mythadia. Or at least try. You have more in common than you think, and your world is big. Bigger than you can imagine. Someone could be sailing across the sea right now, some nation with better weapons, better soldiers, looking for a new home and willing to kill you all for it. They might arrive today, they might arrive 100 years from now, or hell, they might not ever, might not even exist. But you'll all be better off if you make peace. Don't make my ancestor's mistakes. Don't get caught up killing each other over border wars when there might be someone more dangerous out there."

Itxaro cleared her throat and returned to her earlier conviviality.

"Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go look after a drunk wizard."

She turned and ran towards the brush.
”Well, I hope I'm good company at least. Hell, two more of these,” Itxaro said, hefting up the massive wooden mug, "and I'll be the best company you've ever had." Itxaro paused. Was she flirting? Some sort of nervous impulse? No, she wasn’t nervous. The alcohol made sure of that.

The alcohol. She was getting drunk.

Too late to stop now.

Nellara didn't seem overly-enthusiastic about the party, from what Itxaro could tell, but she admittedly knew very little about Tekeri body language. Nellara did welcome the opportunity to mingle though.

”Good luck getting to know us. Any two people on this ship are about as similar as you and your good friend Lord Silbermine. We’re from all over our world, some from different planets too,” Itxaro replied. "Honestly, I feel like the alien around this crew sometimes.” Itxaro’s speech was beginning to slow, not slur, as she struggled to translate her thoughts into a second language. As if to highlight her “otherness,” Itxaro switched to Spanish, knowing the translator program might not be as accurate, but it was better than fumbling for words. She even tried to sprinkle in the occasional native phrase as she spoke, more for her own benefit than Nellara’s.

"But you’re right. We might be here a while, may as well get familiar, yeah?”

Itxaro grinned broadly at Nellara's takedown of Glenn music; she didn't hate it that much, but nothing brought people together more than shit talking. She cast a glance over at the raucous musicians and let out an audible groan upon spotting the metal band. "Well, if you’re lucky, or I guess unlucky, our stowaway band might just play something for you. Melodic death metal or something, stuff from 300 years old. I still don’t get it personally, but hey, there's rhythm. I think.”

She looked up at Nellara, searching sharp eyes for a sliver of the familiar. Something human. To Itxaro’s surprise, she found it. Faint, but there. Not human, but if she gazed into the mirror long enough she would recognize it. Sentience, she supposed. It was strange, looking into this avian face, so alien, and to find something of yourself in it, no matter how distant. Itxaro shook herself out of what she realized was a drunken musing and returned her attention to the actual conversation.

"So, let me ask you this, Nellara. Ascendency and Mythadia. Obviously, some bad blood there. Eh, animosity. Conflict." Itxaro threw out several words, not sure which would make it through the translator unmuddled. "But I’m assuming it didn’t just start last week with us showing up; what’s the story there?” Itxaro hadn’t meant to bring up politics. In fact, she'd intended to avoid it, trying to artfully steer Nellara away from Silbermine to keep the fragile peace intact. But she simply couldn't help herself. Any conversation worth having, Itxaro thought, revolved around either history or politics.

Of course, right after asking she regretted it, and Itxaro glanced around the party to see if anyone from Silbermine's camp was listening in to their conversation. She caught a glimpse of Kerchak dashing off into thick grass, and if she hadn't been several drinks in, Itxaro could have sworn that the Tekeri's flesh was shifting and rippling as if two entirely different entities were wrestling for control of the same body. Itxaro looked to Nellara, trying and gauge her reaction. "Ehm, is that normal for your people?"
Despite the disturbing image Vigdis' proposed cloning technique planted in her head, Itxaro couldn't help but laugh. "Good point, we'll keep you in one piece for now. The last thing we need right now is another Vigdis running around," she joked, nervously eying the new arrivals from their vantage point.

Kareet explained their strange method of transportation, and while it seemed safe enough, Itxaro decided if they ever took a road trip using those monsters, she'd be riding on top. Either that, or she'd have a life mage transform her into hawk or something. Or just, you know, walk. Probably safest.

Itxaro watched as Zey spoke with the new arrival, the Warden of the North. Pretty nice title. Beats "doctor" by a mile. The warden, like all S'tor she assumed, towered over almost everyone present. Zey seemed intimidated, and rightfully so. If things went awry she was well within striking distance of the lizard creature's hulking mass. However, things did not go wrong; in fact, there was a party.



"Vigdis, Itxaro, beer?"

Though the words came from the Jotunheim's most loathed crewmember, it may as well have been the voice of angels to Itxaro. She'd been milling about awkwardly during the festivities, flitting to and fro like a moth around a light. She wasn't typically like this in social settings, but everything was just so damn strange. So Darnell's offer of a drink was like a life raft thrown to a drowning woman.

"God, yes please."

Itxaro took the offered drink in both hands, and it was absolutely necessary to do so; the Glen cups were decidedly not made with humans in mind. She felt like a child holding this enormous wooden mug, but at least she didn't have to find something for her twitchy hands to do. Itxaro brought the beer to her lips and drank deeply. The alcohol burned her throat and she panted the hot fumes.

"Wow. Not bad for a bunch of horses. Thanks, Darnell," Itxaro. It was a far cry from anything humans had now, but Itxaro was no stranger to renaissance fairs all over the USASR, where enthusiasts cooked up their own "historically accurate" beer, and this Glen-beer was closer to that than anything. Sweet and strong like mead, with no carbonation, but 20 other alien flavors competed in her mouth that she couldn't come close to identifying. Vigdis, on the other hand, looked like she was struggling to keep hers down. She wanted to ask what booze they cooked up in those zeppelins that hovered over Venus that made her turn her nose up at some good ole fashioned alien hooch, but the engineer was locked in conversation with Kareet.

A couple more swigs and Itxaro was more relaxed, her body just beginning to tingle and grow warm. She hadn't bothered to check with Silbermine on the drink's alcohol content. Itxaro was feeling so comfortable, in fact, that she did something totally out of character.

"Castigator Nellara! Enjoying the party?" Itxaro asked as she finally zeroed in on the Tekeri. In part, Itxaro was curious to learn more about her, especially the nation she represented, but Itxaro also wanted to keep the representative far from Silbermine and his warband, especially the Warden. World War K-A wasn't happening on her watch. Mundane, pointless conversation was Itxaro's goal, at least to start.

"Is all music on Kanth-Aremek this bad, or is it just the Glen's?" As she spoke, a harsh cacophony of horns and braying broke out from the improvised band that made Itxaro wince. It was all drums and horns, but in the worst ways. Still, the Glen seemed to enjoy the songs as they sang along in their strange, reedy voices, stomping their hooves to the rhythm. "I mean, we've got some mad stuff back home too, don't get me wrong. In the USASR, there's this band, Muro a Muro. All their stuff sounds like five songs all playing at once. But this... Really, not great."
Words spilled out of Itxaro's translator as Kareet gently pulled their decidedly-intact limbs from her grasp. The translator formed a coherent sentence, but in her frantic state it took Itxaro several moments longer to fully understand what they meant. When she finally processed what had just happened, she felt a surge of anger, then disbelief, found a brief moment of humor in it, and then finally settled for exhaustion, slumping onto a metal crate that served as a chair.

Kareet, too, seemed a little confused; at least, confused by Itxaro. "No, no, I... Nevermind, doesn't matter. I'm just glad you have two working hands again. Claws, I guess," Itxaro replied, quietly packing up the medkit and tucking it under the table as if to hide her mistake. "Next time you decide to chop off your arm for laughs, give a girl a warning, yeah?"

Kareet further explained that any life mage would be able to heal any similarly grievous injuries on a human, given adequate anatomy lessons. Itxaro's prosthetic reflexively at the thought, as if protesting the idea of being replaced by flesh and blood. The possibility of becoming fully organic again both excited and frightened her, though she wasn't sure why. Steel can be replaced, but muscle and nerves? A bit trickier, Itxaro considered, and even in her own mind knew it was a weak and fearful excuse. Too bad we didn't bring along a therapist. We'll all probably need one, however this trip ends.

Kareet expanded her knowledge of life magic, mentioning that Kerchak would be able to turn them into a variety of creatures, if they so desired. Itxaro raised an eyebrow at this. "Ok, so you turn me into a bird. Then what? I immediately know how to fly? Or do we just fumble around until we figure it out?" Itxaro asked. She didn't doubt that Kerchak could do this, but wasn't sure it was the best idea for her or her human comrades.

Then again, flying could be fun.

Itxaro looked to Vigdis, who, as she guessed, was laughing her ass off. She flashed a vicious scowl at the Venerian engineer, but the grim façade was broken by an embarrassed grin. "Yeah yeah, keep laughing and I'll have Kareet chop off your head, see if that'll grow back too," Itxaro replied, a little shakily but in decent humor. "Sorry, by the way," she added, a weak apology for her rough handling of Vigdis moments earlier.

Shirik interjected with some words Itxaro thought were meant to comfort her, but the image of a mangled man knitting himself back together after being torn in half only made her queasy. Mercifully, his story was cut short by a sharp horn blowing in the distance; judging from what little she knew about the Glenn, she had a feeling more had just arrived, which was confirmed by Shirik before he left the table.

The air was tight and strained as a stretched skin, and Itxaro could feel it. Her hand checked to see if her holster still contained the revolver. The wheel gun still sat there, secure, which made Itxaro feel a little better. Her eyes sought out the source of the horn. She wished she hadn't.

Hideous, massive creatures skittered through the marsh on stilt-like legs, nightmarish beasts with riders. Itxaro watched in disgust as the creatures shivered and vomited people, living people, who then proceeded to climb through the foothills towards them. Itxaro looked to the aliens at the table as she slowly stood up, mentally preparing to greet or shoot the new arrivals, whichever the situation called for.

"Friends of yours?" she asked hopefully, but judging from how the Glenn flocked around them, she seriously doubted it. "If Nellara hasn't already, she's gonna have a stroke when she sees this. If we make it out alive in the next two hours, it'll be a damn miracle." Itxaro let out a deep sigh before looking to the others. "Well, no time like the present. Let's go."
CW: Emetophobia


Itxaro barely stopped herself from jumping up and celebrating when the commander gave her permission to search for missing cargo, but she couldn't suppress a small smile. This faded when she realized Silbermine would be joining her on the hunt. Well, as long as I don't bring Nellara, Shirik, or J'eon, it'll be chill enough. I hope. Itxaro tossed a smug glance of satisfaction toward Dr. Lambert, having intuitively known, or more accurately, guessed, that the fish was safe to eat before her analysis.

"I'll gather the work crew after our little picnic, Commander," Itxaro said before taking her leave. "Oh, and I appreciate the chance to join you, Lord Silbermine," she lied, walking away quite pleased with herself.


Itxaro didn't make it far before she saw Kareet, Vigdis, J'eon, and Kerchak gathered around a table deep in discussion. "Who st-," the half-formed sentence had barely escaped her lips when she saw Kareet brandish a massive blade, glistening malevolently in the afternoon sunlight, and cleanly slice flesh and bone. His own. Itxaro heard a dull clang as the metal blade struck the metal table, muted by the weight of Kareet's now-severed hand.

"Huh."

Any color in Itxaro's face from her morning hike drained until her skin matched her hair. Itxaro turned slowly, drunkenly, and walked away carefully at first, as if she might fall, head swimming. Faster now, as the bile stung at her throat. Itxaro barely made it back aboard the Jotunheim and into the bathroom. Violent convulsions racked her body and she kneeled over and surrendered to the mechanical churning of her insides.

Eyes burning and mouth now coated in a film of bile and mucus, Itxaro cursed and spat and cursed again. It wasn't the violence of the act, necessarily; she'd seen her share of gruesome workplace injuries. No, it was this specific injury that so disturbed her. Itxaro reflexively opened and closed her prosthetic hand as it burned with an irrational pain, one that grew the more she dwelled on it. Her own amputation hadn't been nearly as neat and tidy as Kareet's; a shotgun blast at close range didn't really compare to a surgeon's scalpel, and Itxaro's loss wasn't as voluntary. Still, it was a gruesome reminder.

Itxaro spat once more, wished desperately she had a cigarette, and sucked in a deep breath as she stood. A final shudder ran through her and she shook out her limbs and ran to the medbay. Better late than never.


"Fuck out of the way!" Itxaro growled as she pushed her way past Vigdis, who was still milling about as if nothing happened. In fact, they were all in the exact same place as when she'd left. She looked around at them in astonishment. Idiotas. Itxaro gently pushed the lifeless claw away and flung the half-opened medbag on the table next to Kareet. "Ok, Kareet, let's see your scratch. I've had worse," Itxaro said as she pulled out a tourniquet, organic hand trembling. Stop the bleeding, get the hand on ice next. Go from there. At no point in her frantic thoughts did Itxaro consider finding someone actually qualified to treat horrific wounds, and Kerchak's alleged magical healing abilities were the furthest thing from her mind.

She took one of Kareet's feathered arms in her hands and studied it in confusion, glancing at the severed claw. Am I losing it? She scrambled for the other arm, also intact. She looked at Kerchek. She looked at Kareet. She looked at Vigdis.

"Alright, what the fuck guys."
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