The humvee rolled to a slow stop in front of the barrier; Marty rolled down the driver side window, and waited patiently for the guard in the booth to stand from his cushy chair and attend to them. Sitwell tapped his fingernail on the glass of the passenger-side window as they waited, still carefully watching Jubilee in the reflection of the side-mirror. She was slightly hazy; he figured the glass was in need of a wipe. It was a humid day, after all.
The guard arrived at the window and Marty greeted him warmly, pulling his wallet from his inside jacket pocket to flash his ID. There was some low muttering between them that Jasper didn't pay attention to, and then Marty leaned over to fish around in the glove compartment.
"He needs your ID." Marty said in a low voice from somewhere uncomfortable close to Jasper's lap.
"Excuse me?"
Marty pulled back and sat upright again, thrusting a fistful of papers - Jubilee's transfer paperwork - toward the guard.
"He needs your ID too. Security's tightened up. What with the world going a bit...crazy lately."
Jasper tutted.
"The world's always been crazy." He said, but fished out his ID anyway, passing it to Marty to pass to the guard, who inspected it thoroughly before returning it back down the chain, along with handing back the paperwork. The guard returned to the booth, Jasper returned to gazing languorously out the window, and Marty rolled his back up as the barrier rose and the humvee rumbled to life and pushed on toward the base proper.
"So you're not W.H.O. after all." Chirped a voice from the back, a peculiar mix of spritely and sullen.
"Hm?" Jasper said, only half paying attention as Jubilee leaned forward, pointing that accusatory finger of hers again toward him.
"You're not W.H.O. You lied."
"W.H.O?"
"You. You're S.H.I.E.L.D."
Jasper smiled a small smile only to himself, still looking out the window.
"How d'you figure?"
Jubilee sat back, pouting and folding her arms over themselves. Jasper had a talent for being irritating, but he also enjoyed knowing he was being irritating, and she tried hard not to give him the satisfaction.
"Marty's S.H.I.E.L.D, and there's more of a mentor-mentee thing going on than colleagues-from-different-organisations vibe."
"That's just my innate and hard-earned seniority."
"This is a S.H.I.E.L.D. base, too, and they're awful cagey about outside personnel - which is why Marty had to give the guard my transfer papers."
"I've won them over with my natural charm and charisma. They let me in for the good of staff morale."
"Plus, when you handed over your ID, it was a S.H.I.E.L.D. badge."
Jasper's smile dropped, and he tilted his head to meet Jubilee's gaze in the rear-view mirror.
"And how did you spot that?"
"Saw it in the passenger side mirror when you pulled it out, and the driver side mirror when Marty handed it to the guard, and the booth window reflection when he checked it."
Jasper raised his well-practiced eyebrow.
"That's a good eye you've got. Your friends call you Columbo, too?"
"The explorer?"
Jasper pinched the bridge of his nose. Behind him, Jubilee smiled, pleased to be biting back.
"No, the- the detective. On TV. Great at solving mysteries. Non-chalant."
"Oh! Like Benoit Blanc?"
"Who?"
"Blanc. From those thrillers. Daniel Craig?"
"I don't go in for British film too much. And I never liked spy movies."
"No, not Bond, Bla- wait, you don't like spy movies?"
"Can't say I've ever cared for them."
"But you work for S.H.I.E.L.D! You're a spy!"
"Exactly. The movies get it all wrong - car chases, shoot-outs, bad cocktails. It's actually just lots of paperwork."
"You still lied about who you work for."
"Ah, well. That's the one thing the movies get right. Lots and lots of lying."
The guard arrived at the window and Marty greeted him warmly, pulling his wallet from his inside jacket pocket to flash his ID. There was some low muttering between them that Jasper didn't pay attention to, and then Marty leaned over to fish around in the glove compartment.
"He needs your ID." Marty said in a low voice from somewhere uncomfortable close to Jasper's lap.
"Excuse me?"
Marty pulled back and sat upright again, thrusting a fistful of papers - Jubilee's transfer paperwork - toward the guard.
"He needs your ID too. Security's tightened up. What with the world going a bit...crazy lately."
Jasper tutted.
"The world's always been crazy." He said, but fished out his ID anyway, passing it to Marty to pass to the guard, who inspected it thoroughly before returning it back down the chain, along with handing back the paperwork. The guard returned to the booth, Jasper returned to gazing languorously out the window, and Marty rolled his back up as the barrier rose and the humvee rumbled to life and pushed on toward the base proper.
"So you're not W.H.O. after all." Chirped a voice from the back, a peculiar mix of spritely and sullen.
"Hm?" Jasper said, only half paying attention as Jubilee leaned forward, pointing that accusatory finger of hers again toward him.
"You're not W.H.O. You lied."
"W.H.O?"
"You. You're S.H.I.E.L.D."
Jasper smiled a small smile only to himself, still looking out the window.
"How d'you figure?"
Jubilee sat back, pouting and folding her arms over themselves. Jasper had a talent for being irritating, but he also enjoyed knowing he was being irritating, and she tried hard not to give him the satisfaction.
"Marty's S.H.I.E.L.D, and there's more of a mentor-mentee thing going on than colleagues-from-different-organisations vibe."
"That's just my innate and hard-earned seniority."
"This is a S.H.I.E.L.D. base, too, and they're awful cagey about outside personnel - which is why Marty had to give the guard my transfer papers."
"I've won them over with my natural charm and charisma. They let me in for the good of staff morale."
"Plus, when you handed over your ID, it was a S.H.I.E.L.D. badge."
Jasper's smile dropped, and he tilted his head to meet Jubilee's gaze in the rear-view mirror.
"And how did you spot that?"
"Saw it in the passenger side mirror when you pulled it out, and the driver side mirror when Marty handed it to the guard, and the booth window reflection when he checked it."
Jasper raised his well-practiced eyebrow.
"That's a good eye you've got. Your friends call you Columbo, too?"
"The explorer?"
Jasper pinched the bridge of his nose. Behind him, Jubilee smiled, pleased to be biting back.
"No, the- the detective. On TV. Great at solving mysteries. Non-chalant."
"Oh! Like Benoit Blanc?"
"Who?"
"Blanc. From those thrillers. Daniel Craig?"
"I don't go in for British film too much. And I never liked spy movies."
"No, not Bond, Bla- wait, you don't like spy movies?"
"Can't say I've ever cared for them."
"But you work for S.H.I.E.L.D! You're a spy!"
"Exactly. The movies get it all wrong - car chases, shoot-outs, bad cocktails. It's actually just lots of paperwork."
"You still lied about who you work for."
"Ah, well. That's the one thing the movies get right. Lots and lots of lying."