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Current This is a customer announcement. *High-pitched, squeaky fart* That is all.
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Indicunt sounds like an after hours Nascar race
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I wrote a sitcom about airplanes, it didn't take off because the pilot was terrible
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6 days ago
Hey! You with the pretty face? Welcome to the human raaacce🎵
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My dad said I should have been born on the M1 because that's where accidents happen
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Hi guys/gals,

Could I please get a name change if possible? I'd prefer OverlyObsessedHockeyNut so it matches the rest of my socials, but I'm happy to take HockeyNut if the other is too long.

Thanks <3
Me.

Just, me.

Now,I was roleplaying on *Pokemon Netbattle* of all things. Of course, this was pre Pokemon Diamond and Pearl, so about 2005ish. Making me about 10 or 11 (I only know this as Netbattle never updated for Gen 4 mechanics.)

So, with it being a Pokemon based programme/chat, I of course was roleplaying as a Pokemon trainer. Who was basically a self-insert, but he had *Pokemon*! So of course he was much cooler than me and therefore edgier, so needed an edgy nickname. Sam ShadowSoul.

Fuck.

Anyway, he was apparently the son of Giovanni and Misty because that was an excuse to give myself a shiny shadow Mewtwo and a shiny Sucuine which "I got from my mom b4 she dided and I don't know who my dad is but Mewtwo likes me!" Because of course.

I insisted on getting let into a Roleplay that was way beyond my level at the time, but the mod must have taken me seriously or wanted to humour me because he (bless him) would coach me on how to write and how to battle in the server. I ignored him because I thought I knew best.

By the end of day one, my character had somehow discovered his father, aged 11 years, caught 5 legendaries, got a Shiny Mudkip, made 18 friends and was the champion of all 3 regions and was in "a new region" which was basically me acting like my fucking hometown counted as somewhere to base a region! I even named it after my street and it had 27 badges because what was my house number.

Break My Stride ~ Matthew Wilder
Seven Nation Army ~ The White Stripes
Chelsea Dagger ~ The Fratellis
It Wasn't Me ~ Shaggy
I am A Cider Drinker ~ Wurzels
Sweet Child 'O Mine ~ Guns 'N' Roses
Blitzkrieg Bop ~ Ramones
Jesus of Suburbia ~ Green Day
Norwegian Wood ~ Beatles
Thunderstruck ~ AC/DC
Well, since it's so long since I was last here, I feel I should do this again.

Hi, I'm SammyPanda, or just Sam. I was an active user here constantly until about 2011/2012 when I decided to take a leave of absence. I was back briefly around 2018/2019, but still had spates of being rather inactive when it suited me or when life just decided it wanted to kick me square in the bollocks and leave me reeling around in pain.

Anyway, in terms of Roleplay I'm a slice of life writer with a particular love for drama, fluff, comedy and a speckling of romance when I feel my characters need a bit of love and affection with someone they just... click with. I don't always write romance, however! Only if I feel it suits the situation, plot and/or characters.

Outside of roleplay... Let's see.

I'm Sam. 27 from England, with a deep rooted passion for hockey and hating having to be social.
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