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15 days ago
Current @POOHEAD What hair?
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1 mo ago
I like spam.
1 mo ago
Are we breaking knees?
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1 mo ago
Wear your brown pants.
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1 mo ago
I refuse to own a Glock purely out of spite. I'm sick of seeing them and hearing about them.

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In Ossvien 5 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
I am interested.

@Tae Also the Discord invite has expired.
I'll give this a go. Could be cool.
Ugrokk was only half paying attention to the humans continuously assaulting their position. Every now and again he would send a few slugga rounds towards the guardsmen whenever a lasbolt would fly too close to his head for comfort, but he was most interested in his fellow orks. More interested in his fellow orks getting shot that is. If they got hurt then he could patch them up and start building up his tally for a nice payout at the end of the mission. Now if only one of those bastards could hurry up and get shot.
I'll be takin' dem toofs as upfront payment fer my expert medikal services.
I believe that we have been cut off, so it's just us I think.
Name: Ugrokk Limcutta

Nickname: Dok

Klan: Blood Axe

Role: Painboy

Common Armament: Slugga, choppa, dok's tools

Anything else: Due to the impracticality of collecting payments when out sneakin' about, the Dok has taken to keeping a tally of the treatments he administered to each of the ladz. By the time the mission ends he has forgotten which set of tally marks was for which ork, because he never actually labels them. The others are then left to decide amongst themselves how to split the total payment they owe to their resident painboy.
Name: Ugrokk Limcutta

Nickname: Dok

Klan: Blood Axe

Role: Painboy

Common Armament: Slugga, choppa, dok's tools

Anything else: Due to the impracticality of collecting payments when out sneakin' about, the Dok has taken to keeping a tally of the treatments he administered to each of the ladz. By the time the mission ends he has forgotten which set of tally marks was for which ork, because he never actually labels them. The others are then left to decide amongst themselves how to split the total payment they owe to their resident painboy.
@Jbcool

If I were to go painboy, could I have a grot orderly?
@Jbcool

I am. Just having trouble deciding between being a Blood Axe painboy or a deathskull kommando that likes using the enemies' weapons better than his own. Or a tankbusta.

Indecision is a bitch.
All this talk of D&D, so....

I am most fond of the barbarian. Perhaps not the most exciting in terms of mechanics and fairly simple in terms of actual role-playing, but I can't help but enjoy having the solution to all my problems be 'get royally pissed and beat the problem with an axe until it's no longer a problem'.
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