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14 days ago
Current @POOHEAD What hair?
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1 mo ago
I like spam.
1 mo ago
Are we breaking knees?
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1 mo ago
Wear your brown pants.
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1 mo ago
I refuse to own a Glock purely out of spite. I'm sick of seeing them and hearing about them.

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I created the sound of madness
Wrote the book on pain
Somehow I'm still here to explain
That the darkest hour never comes in the night
You can sleep with a gun
But when you gonna wake up and fight?

For yourself
And the waitress is practicing politics
As the businessmen slowly get stoned
Yes they're sharing a drink they call loneliness
But it's better than drinking alone
Could you perhaps be in need of a grizzled, old Dwarf quartermaster?
I am not alone
Not beaten down just yet
I am not afraid
Of the voices in my head

Down the darkest road
Something follows me
I am not alone
'Cause misery loves my company
A bowl of cereal?

What am I doing here? I can't cook.
Um... I can microwave a small frozen pizza for you.
All we are is broken glass
Thrown to the floor
We were never meant last

All we are are empty shells
Try to pick us up
You're gonna cut yourself
Remember how I found you there
Alone in your electric chair
I told you dirty jokes until you smiled

You were lonely for a man
I said "Take me as I am"
And you might enjoy some madness for awhile
What countermeasures are in place to deal with excessively horny bards?
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