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14 days ago
Current @POOHEAD What hair?
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1 mo ago
I like spam.
1 mo ago
Are we breaking knees?
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1 mo ago
Wear your brown pants.
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1 mo ago
I refuse to own a Glock purely out of spite. I'm sick of seeing them and hearing about them.

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@HaleyTheRandom's assessment is accurate. I, too, live in a small town. We don't even have a movie theater anymore. There is nothing to do around here.

Unless you like bowling, I guess. We have bowling.
MOAR SHANTY!

Here's a health to the company and one to my lass
Let us drink and be merry all out of one glass
Let us drink and be merry all grief to refrain
For we may or might never all meet here again
Shanty time!

Lord above
Send down a dove
With wings as sharp as razors
To carve the throats
Of them there blokes
What sells bad beer to sailors
Atone

HP: 11/11
AC: 18
SPEED: 30 ft


And just like that, the battle was over. All in all, Atone hadn't felt like he contributed much, though saving the life of the druid certainly must count for something. His thoughts were then interrupted by the sound of clapping. It appeared as though someone had enjoyed the spectacle that had just occurred and was now offering the participants a 'deal that they'll most enjoy'. Atone wasn't so sure about making any sort of deal, but if this man was in need of assistance of some kind then he was obligated to at least hear him out. Thus, Atone made his way to the conference room to hear this man's request.
Not very good at just paying attention
Not very good at remembering things
I'm not very good at pursuing redemption
I'm not very good at concealing the hand that I play
When I'm trying so hard just to beat you
I'm not really good at controlling my fate

I'm not really good at controlling my anger
I'm not really good at subduing my hate
I'm not really good, I'm not really good, I'm not really good
I am bad at video games even though I play them often.
I want to buy a garden hoe and keep it in my car so that if I get pulled over and the police officer asks me "Do you know why I pulled you over?" I can repsond with "Is this about the hoe in my trunk?"
I did very well in both my biology and anatomy classes back in high school. I was one of those scumbags that got good grades even though I never studied.
And I find it kinda funny
I find it kinda sad
The dreams in which I'm dyin' are the best I've ever had
If I told you what I was
Would you turn your back on me
And if I seem dangerous
Would you be scared
I get the feeling just because
Everything I touch isn't dark enough
If this problem lies in me

I'm only a man with a candle to guide me
I'm taking a stand to escape what's inside me
A monster, a monster
I've turned into a monster
A monster, a monster
And it keeps getting stronger
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