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14 days ago
Current @POOHEAD What hair?
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1 mo ago
I like spam.
1 mo ago
Are we breaking knees?
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1 mo ago
Wear your brown pants.
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1 mo ago
I refuse to own a Glock purely out of spite. I'm sick of seeing them and hearing about them.

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Most Recent Posts

I never thought I'd die alone
I laughed the loudest who'd have known
I traced the cord back to the wall
No wonder it was never plugged in at all
I took my time, I hurried up
The choice was mine I didn't think enough
I'm too depressed to go on
You'll be sorry when I'm gone
When I was a child I fell out of a tree when the branch I was standing on broke.

Which explains a lot now that I think about it.
Battery
What exactly are you looking for?
I don't discriminate. I hate all needles regardless of their orientation relative to my flesh.
@Obscene Symphony That is an oddly specific phobia.

I am uncomfortable with heights. It's not the height itself that I fear, rather the feeling of helplessness one experiences while falling. I got the same terrifying feeling of helplessness when my car slid on some ice.
I was in a commercial for Silly Putty as a child.
I am single.

I am very, very single.
All we wanna do is eat your brains
We're not unreasonable
I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes

All we wanna do is eat your brains
We're at an impasse here
Maybe we should compromise

If you open up the door
We'll all come inside and eat your brains
The closest I've gotten to meeting a celebrity was when I met an extra from the Vikings TV series.
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