Sky Blue

3 Word Story

But i guess

An AI Made Adventure?

Genre: dnd

Time Period: idk mideval times and shit

An AI Made Adventure?

it's a meme bro.

An AI Made Adventure?

Alright here, I got my character sheet's prototype going.

Think I'll keep it roughly in line with Sky's. Viewer's aggression is advised, all rights deserved.

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NAME: Joe Rogan.

GENDER: Alpha Male.

AGE: "57" years. However, due to supplements and MMA, he is at his peak physicality of 30 years.

RACE: Pure blooded human, he has never taken vaccines.

ETHNICITY: Irish/Italian.

SKIN COLOR: Caucasian. Yes that is a skin color.

EYE COLOR: White sclera, black pupils, and blue irises supplemented with lutein+zeaxanthin which are sold on his podcast.

HAIR COLOR: No.

HAIR STYLE: Bald.

BUILD: "Like a silverback gorilla," which sounds absurd for human anatomy. But you have to remember, Alpha Male © 2012 was consumed daily for many years, and it'll take some time before his muscles experience atrophy. Some time indeed.

HEIGHT: Despite rumors that his height is that of a leprechaun's, he is in fact 5'8".

APPEARANCE:



Unfortunately, given his ornate armor was not in vogue during the 1600s, his bizarre complexion coupled with his speech patterns draws many onlookers and unwanted attention wherever he goes. But that's just the life of Joe Rogan for you.

WEAPONS: His bare hands and feet. In 1996, he began training in Brazilian jiu-jitsu under Carlson Gracie at his school in Hollywood, California. He is a black belt under Eddie Bravo's 10th Planet Jiu-Jitsu, a style of no-gi Brazilian jiu-jitsu, and a black belt in gi Brazilian jiu-jitsu under Jean Jacques Machado. He was also a spectator announcer for MMA going on 20 years, and despite never fighting professionally in the ring, his MMA skills are world renowned.

PERSONALITY TRAITS:



MORAL COMPASS:

Joe Rogan seeks only truth. If saving the land reveals truth, so be it. If suplexing a six year-old into the ground breaking all of their bones reveals the truth, it must be done.

INTERESTS/HOBBIES:

His podcast. Recreational drugs. Martial arts. Supplements. Incidentally, he is deeply disappointed in the lack of anabolic steroids in the 1600s.

FEARS:

He was the host for Fear Factor. Thus he legally has no fears.

OTHER/QUIRKS:

He is bald.

POWERS/TALENTS:

Due to his nutritional program before time traveling, he is way more shredded than your average 1600s soldier. He'll manhandle them like they're droopy eyed and armless, it's embarassing. He's trying to find a good program with sage and corn, as meat and seafood are the luxury of the rich and they're kind of assholes about sharing apparently. Something about it being *their land*. Joe plans to discuss this on his podcast, which he figures he'll go retro with since there isn't any electricity and all.

@Lith

cheeseburgers, auuuuugh

An AI Made Adventure?

If suplexing a six year-old into the ground breaking all of their bones reveals the truth, it must be done.

yes.

TNT - The Nameless Tavern. (Always Open)

ℍ𝕆𝕌𝔻𝕀ℕ𝕀

Ah. well, no one seemed to care for his dramatic entrance except the pheonix man, but, oh well. he'll just try tomorrow. as he walked past everyone else in the tavern, he whispered in Asher's ear, "I have information concerning Loki if you wish to hear it, my friend. I am in the first room up the stairs." he walked off, up the stairs, and up to a room. he opened the door, shut it behind him, and locked it. "Sigh. I need a break."

TNT - The Nameless Tavern. (Always Open)

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TNT - The Nameless Tavern. (Always Open)

Oh man, i love ARGs, so this'll be great.

Howdy, I'm Judgement

'ello

TNT - The Nameless Tavern. (Always Open)

Noice. also did the red spell "help me?" cause it looked like hep me.